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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa : International Friendly : (1 - 1) On 29th March 2015 by khassy(m): 1:19pm On Mar 29, 2015
we go win IJN
Politics › Re: 15 Powerful Images From Nigeria’s March 28 Presidential Polls by khassy(m): 1:12pm On Mar 29, 2015
shitty APC propagandists

anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Politics › Re: Elombah.com Claims That Senator David Mark Lost His Seat by khassy(m): 1:12pm On Mar 29, 2015
shitty APC propagandists

anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Politics › Re: Election Results With Pictures by khassy(m): 1:12pm On Mar 29, 2015
shitty APC propagandists

anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Politics › Re: Mu'azu And Femi Fani-Kayode Say They Won Their LGAs (Twitter) by khassy(m): 1:10pm On Mar 29, 2015
shitty APC propagandists

anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Phones › Re: Best Phone Camera According To Latest Research by khassy(m): 1:00pm On Mar 29, 2015
is gionee m2 dere
if no
this thread is as useless as that gene... I no complete am ooo
Christianity Etc › Re: He Was Asked To Return His Waec Certificate ?? by khassy(m): 12:59pm On Mar 29, 2015
tough decision
it's the right choice tho
Phones › Re: Any Experiencing Glo Bad Network??? by khassy(m): 12:59pm On Mar 29, 2015
Glo should be banned
like if you agre
Politics › Re: Chris Okotie's Message For Jonathan & Buhari by khassy(m): 8:55am On Mar 29, 2015
shilexworldsexy:
For ur dream, otueke straight, ur senate president lost in his ward, what a shame, the wind of change is inevitable ...... Sai baba/PYO.....
face forward
Politics › Re: Chris Okotie's Message For Jonathan & Buhari by khassy(m): 8:54am On Mar 29, 2015
Tonnierichy:
Dey don use imported China generator charge dis robot China ba3...Talk wetin u won talk, u go soon die again
face forward
Politics › Re: Card Reader: We’re Vindicated – PDP by khassy(m): 8:53am On Mar 29, 2015
Humblega:
You write ds same trash on every political thread are u a programmed robot?
and you keep commenting on my trash

smh
smellos
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu 63rd Birthday Is Today by khassy(m): 8:18am On Mar 29, 2015
anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Politics › Re: General Buhari Relaxing With His Wife After Voting by khassy(m): 7:59am On Mar 29, 2015
shitty APC propagandists

anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Politics › Re: Governor Akpabio Of Akwa-ibom State Spotted While Casting His Vote (pics). by khassy(m): 7:59am On Mar 29, 2015
signs of good things to come

anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Politics › Re: Chris Okotie's Message For Jonathan & Buhari by khassy(m): 7:58am On Mar 29, 2015
shitty APC propagandists

anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Politics › Re: Poll Officials Escape Lynching In Anambra by khassy(m): 7:57am On Mar 29, 2015
shitty APC propagandists

anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Politics › Re: Results In Jonathan’s Unit Delayed by khassy(m): 7:36am On Mar 29, 2015
jimmayoy:
Must you paste this comment in every tread?shameless.
delete am na smileysmileysmileysmiley
Politics › Re: Bauchi: Voters Excort Their Votes/result To The Collection Centre (picture) by khassy(m): 7:35am On Mar 29, 2015
nwaanambra1:
bro! e be like say that ya 'bugato' don crash for asokoro nepa junction! undecided undecided

e no reach aso villa! cheesy cheesy cheesy

https://www.nairaland.com/2223926/buhari-thrashes-jonathan-inside-aso


kpele! cheesy
I go carry am scatter the junction in style

smileysmileysmileysad
Politics › Re: Obanikoro, Mimiko, Adams Fail To Deliver Wards To Jonathan by khassy(m): 7:33am On Mar 29, 2015
Mcbussy:
Keep spotting APC fans while PDPïgs prepare to rot in jail grin
we go escape with our Lamborghini, Bugatti veyron and our latest Bentley Continental smileysmileysmiley
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:31am On Mar 29, 2015
amas24dotcom:
ADMISSION OPPORTUNITY INTO 200LV WITHOUT JAMB AFTER NINE MONTHS.

The main reason why students spend
longer than usual at home after their
secondary school education is because
they are not exposed to the kind of
information that would help them proceed
into the university. Many admission lists of
various universities have been released but
what happens if your name is not on the
listhuh Do you just sit down and do nothing
wait for another year to come by so that
you could enrol for UTMEhuh The simple
answer is NO!!!

There are other ways or process which you
could go about to further increase your
chances in gaining that much sought after
admission, I would be introducing one of
such programmes to you today.
Here is another opportunity to gain that
admission you have been painstakingly
searching for. The best alternative is IJMB.
Over the years now IJMB has been a good
alternative for most students entering into
university directly into 200level. .
The programme is recommendable. . . CHECK PAGE 4 OF UTME BROCHURE ITEM 2.2 (2) TO CONFIRM IJMB AS A REQUIREMENT FOR UNIVERSITY ADMISSION.

Doing UTME is obviously a step in the right
direction but as the saying, don't not put all your eggs in one basket, there is no harm in having multiple entries in your quest for admission so should in case UTME doesn't go as planned, you have a back up to fall on. CHECK OUT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE THAT WROTE 2015/2016 JAMB BY CLICKING THIS LINK www.ijmbguide.com/2015/03/06/good-or-bad-over-1-4m-candidates-to-sit-for-2015-utme-examination-jamb/

GAIN ADMISSION INTO 200 LEVELS IN
NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY WITHOUT JAMB
AFTER A NINE (9) MONTH PROGRAMME.
Application forms are now on sale for IJMB
(Interim Joint Matriculation
Board Examination) 2015/2016 Session.
IJMB is a 9-MONTHS intensive programme
to qualify you for Feb 2015/2016
IJMBE. Candidate is to select any THREE (3)
A/L SUBJECTS From:
Physics, Chemistry, biology, Mathematics
&Geography for Sciences,
Economics, Business management,
Accounts, Government, Sociology, CRS/IRS, Literature for Arts/Social Sciences/
Humanities candidates.
On completing the programme, successful
candidates will gain admission into 200
level in the Universities.

ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS
(a) five O/L credit passes as contain in jamb brochure
(b) Awaiting
result can also apply but O/L result must be available before University
admission.
IJMB ACCEPTABILITY
over 70% of
university in Nigeria accept IJMB result
for direct entry admission into 200 level
check page 4 of jamb brochure
for confirmation. the following universities
accept IJMB e.g
UNILORIN,
ABU,
UNIJOS,
FUT
MINNA,
FUTA,
UNIABUJA, BUK,KWASU,
FUT YOLA,
All private universities, all
universities in the north and South-South
of Nigeria e.t.c.
For MORE universities, follow this link
www.ijmbguide.com/2015/02/02/nigerian-universities-that-accepts-ijmb-as-a-requirement-for-admission-into-200l-without-jamb-u-t-m-e-after-a-nine-month-programme/
ACCOMODATION
The hostel accommodation is in a very
conducive and serene environment with
water and adequate electricity. Few bed
spaces are available for incoming students
and allocation is going to be based entirely
on a on first come first serve basis.

NOTE:
Sales of the form and registration has
started. Resumption date for freshers
(BATCH A) is; APRIL 15th 2015.

Hurry now to purchase the form as you are guaranteed a slot in the 2015/2016
academic session. For how to apply, follow this LINK www.ijmbguide.com/2015/01/30/how-to-apply-for-ijmb-programmefull-details/
We have registration centres in Lagos, Abeokuta, Ogbomosho, etc
FOR MORE REGISTRATION CENTRES, follow this link www.ijmbguide.com/2015/02/09/ijmb-registration-centres-in-lagos-ogunabeokuta-oyo-e-t-c-and-registration-procedures-for-ijmb-prospective-candidates/

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION:
1. Someone told me that IJMB is difficult to
pass.
It is a total lie. Once you are an average
student you can always make your
maximum point. If students in the past
have been able to make maximum point,
you can also make it.
If Cambridge ‘A’ level syllabus is almost (x2) that of IJMB, yet students still pass in the examination. Why won’t you be able to pass IJMB? Believe in yourself and be determined to make success out of the program and other endeavours. Don’t allow detractors divert you from your dreams.
2. What is the duration of the programme?
It takes less than a year
3. What is the validity of the result? The
result obtained can be used to procure
admission for at least 5 years i.e. maybe you were not able to secure admission in the year you did the programme (rare cases)
you could still use the same IJMBE result
the following year without re-sitting for the examination again.
4. I heard that they used to give fake result.
Once you are registered in an accredited
examination centre your result comes
from ABU, ZARIA.
5. How much do I have to pay.
The whole amount you need is
108,000 I.e 8,000 for application form,
20,000 for accommodation and 80,000 for
school fees. You can pay on instalment (in
bits) check for more details here www.ijmbguide.com/2015/01/30/breakdown-of-ijmb-programme-tuition-fees/
OUR STRONGHOLDS
1. Intensive lectures and adequate class
rooms.
2. Conducive environment.
3. Seasoned and dedicated experienced
lecturers.
4. Comprehensive tutorial.
5. Yearly successive achievement in terms
of student result
6. Conducive accommodation for our
students.

Source www.ijmbguide.com
can somebody tell this dumbo jumbo to STFU
You keep posting this on every thread... are you paid to nigga
its becoming shitty annoying really: (sadsadsad
Politics › Re: Card Reader: We’re Vindicated – PDP by khassy(m): 7:29am On Mar 29, 2015
anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Benefits Of Being A Member Of The AMORC? by khassy(m): 7:22am On Mar 29, 2015
what's amorc



anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Investment › Re: THISDAY-Jonathan’s Exit Seen As Spark Needed To Ignite Markets by khassy(m): 7:20am On Mar 29, 2015
komia:
Seems Jonathan is going nowhere. Back to Aso rock
give this nigga 12 orijins and one kpomo
Investment › Re: THISDAY-Jonathan’s Exit Seen As Spark Needed To Ignite Markets by khassy(m): 7:17am On Mar 29, 2015
corozy:
Gej jst making tins hard for nigerians Since 1980....pls we need Change of Govt.....
who is d we. Cus I don't see myself in your keke

shitty APC propagandists

anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Investment › Re: THISDAY-Jonathan’s Exit Seen As Spark Needed To Ignite Markets by khassy(m): 7:13am On Mar 29, 2015
shitty APC propagandists

anyways

cruizing to victory in our Bentley Continental

GEJ till 2019
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Classes Of Christians That Make God Weep. by khassy(m): 6:50am On Mar 29, 2015
amarachi06:
it will be heartbroken for APC to loose but their initials are losers.

Propaganda news is bad cos it destroys the polity.

wait for the total results b4 jubilating.

PDP lost at Aso villa unit and not all the polling units.

Dn't celebrate yet so that the story will make sense. ;Dit will be heartbroken for APC to loose but their initials are losers.

Propaganda news is bad cos it destroys the polity.

wait for the total results b4 jubilating.

PDP lost at Aso villa unit and not all the polling units.

Dn't celebrate yet so that the story will make sense.
12 orijins for you boss
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Classes Of Christians That Make God Weep. by khassy(m): 6:46am On Mar 29, 2015
Tee999:
PDP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN VOTING DURING THE PRESIDENTIAL AND NATIONAL ASSEMBLY ELECTIONS AT WARD 13, UNIT 39, OTABLA OTUOKE, OGBIA LOCAL GOVERNMENT AREA OF BAYELSA ON SATURDAY
Jonathan loses at Aso Villa units
Posted by: Our Reporters in Featured, News 5 hours ago

•Sambo, Agbaje, Ribadu, Bode George, Obanikoro, Fani-Kayode, others lose at units
Some heavyweight politicians lost their polling units in yesterday’s elections.
A major loss by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) is the one at the two polling units in front of Aso Villa – the Presidential abode.
The All Progressives Congress (APC) candidate Gen. Muhammadu Buhari won in the two units.
Buhari got a total of 613 votes, while Jonathan polled a total of 595 votes.
Vice President Namadi Sambo got the same treatment in the former polling unit (Kabala 005) in Kaduna where the APC received overwhelming majority of votes.
The APC scored 386 votes to beat the PDP that scored 53 votes in the presidential election. APC got 385 and 369 votes in the senate and house of assembly elections respectively while the PDP got 59 and 62 respectively.
The results were announced by the presiding officer Abdulfatah Ali.
In Lagos State Governorship candidate Jimi Agbaje’s Apapa polling unit the APC won 126 votes while PDP won 60.
In the senate contest, APC polled 129 while PDP won 61.
In the House of Representatives race, APC won 126 while the PDP won 62.
PDP governorship candidate in Adamawa State Nuhu Ribadu failed to deliver his Yola polling unit to Jonathan.
In the presidential contest APC won 320 votes to PDP’s 124 while in the senatorial race, Peoples Democratic Movement (PDM) candidate won 271 votes to PDP’s 73.
PDP Southwest leader Chief Olabode George’s Evans Street polling unit on Lagos Island also fell to the APC candidate who took it narrowly with 109 votes to PDP’s 108.
Minister of State Foreign Affairs 2 Mr. Musiliu Obanikoro lost in his bid to deliver his unit to Jonathan.
Minister of National Planning, Dr. Sulaiman Abubakar, failed in his polling unit 006, Ode-Opobiyi Agbaji area (Ilorin West Local Government Area) in the presidential election with 146 votes to 39.
PDP Presidential campaign council spokesman Mr. Femi Fani-Kayode also could not deliver his unit. He voted in Ile Ife, Osun State.
At PG Hall Ife Centre 013/11, the APC candidate scored 127 to PDP’s 45 votes.
But Vice President Namadi Sambo won his polling unit at Police College unit with 105 votes to the APC’s 20.
But Kaduna State APC Governorship candidate Nasir El Rufai got 430 votes in his Urgwan Sarki’s unit for the APC candidate to PDP’s 11.
Ex-Borno Governor Ali Modu Sheriff and Senator Ahmed Makarfi (Kaduna) also failed to deliver.
Ex-Vice President Atiku Abubakar won his Ajiya polling unit in Adamawa State for Gen. Buhari with 280 votes to Jonathan’s 60 votes.
At APC Presidential running mate Prof. Yemi Osinbajo’s VGC unit in Lekki, Lagos, the APC won 718 votes to PDP’s 138.
Some other unit results are:
APC wins in Obasanjo’s unit
At Obasanjo’s polling unit ward, APC polled 98 against PDP’s 8 and SDP 12 for the House of Representatives seat. For Senate, APC got 93, PDP 8 and SDP 15.
Results at ex-Governor Bola Tinubu’s voting unit 047 in Alausa Ikeja.
Presidential APC 180, PDP 55, Senate APC 181 and PDP 53, Reps: APC 61
Senator Tinubu’s unit 034 Ikoyi, Lagos
Presidential: APC 106, PDP 25
Senate: APC 103, PDP 16
Reps: APC 103, PDP 16
Governor Fashola’s State Grammar School, Surulere 002
President 318, PDP 135
Senate APC318, PDP 129
Rep APC 326, PDP 114
House minority leader Femi Gbajabiamila Elizabeth Fowler PU 014
President APC 123, PDP 81, Senate APC 118, PDP 64
Rep: APC 124, PDP 46
Ex-Governor Kayode Fayemi’s polling unit 09 Ward 11 Isan Ekiti
President APC 140, PDP 24
Senate APC 135, PDP 21
Rep APC 142, PDP 22
Senator Gbenga Ashafa’s Bogije polling unit in Ibeju Lekki
President APC 385, PDP 250, Senate APC 406, PDP 236 and Rep APC 386.
The APC candidate has also won the election in the two polling units 021 and 022 inside the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
The total votes scored in the two units showed that APC got 597 votes while PDP garnered 567 votes.
Sorting and counting for the presidential election in the two units are still ongoing.
somebody borrow this vu some sense
he sure needs it

GEJ til 2019
Politics › Re: Election Result In Ward 18 Phalga L.G.A, Rivers State by khassy(m): 1:59am On Mar 29, 2015
eagleonearth:
I see ds all over NL now. Sounds very much like a robot. Anyone noticed this too?
an hediotic APC fan sighted smileysmileysmiley

abeg why did you miss your medication today again sadsadsad sad
Politics › Re: PDP In Wide Lead In FCT by khassy(m): 1:49am On Mar 29, 2015
9inches:
He will as well fix bomb in it. Better not take it back, GEJ will get you a new one
you get point
I have dash it to GMB
Politics › Re: Nairaland Election Situation Monitoring Room by khassy(m): 1:46am On Mar 29, 2015
owobokiri:
Beutifull cool environment. Where is this?
ilorin
Politics › Re: Pictured: This Old Man Came Down From The Hospital To Vote by khassy(m): 1:43am On Mar 29, 2015
Keyana:
#smh I'm sure you didn't go out to vote. you stay in your room n be shouting Gej till 2019.
just jos does this concern you sadsadsad
Politics › Re: Results From Abuja - Vanguard by khassy(m): 1:40am On Mar 29, 2015
exoticchine:
Guy I dey feel u right from the beginning.
another progressive sighted
pya join my lambo

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