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epospiky: Hi everyone.
Today marks two years of me being a nairalander. It seems a small year compared to others who could have spent more than two year, but at most 9years, but i'm actually happy knowing nairaland for this long. I've come to know nairaland from google. Most times when i searched things, nairaland was among the results and i'd been getting satisfied. I was like, what kinda site is nairaland let me register and be part of it. Here i am and i must say it's been fun and everybody is funny in their part. Nairaland rocks!

Mad man hw yhu

Na Adams from Bosco d talk... So you dey dis yeye place

jazboy: bravo ,I gat to confess u are such a genius,a brother here really wish to gain from your intelligence,I applied for bus admin but offered marketing de,I really felt depressed but really wish it will have numerous merits at the long run,ur view and comment will be highly appreciate regardless of ur stand.

#my worst fears confirmed

So I would have to read anoda textbook again

Na wa ooooo
Abeg Eistpeing no reply abeg

Keyana: Ehn. . . me nko?

Keyana na 100l or 200L u d for ICS.....

mystolad: madam, wait till u resume, got package for u.

Package..... Lemme pretend I didn't hear dat

Iya mi so dm dn d prepare package for you... Make popcy catch yhu first

Aijalon: I Remember When I Was A Fresher.x2 (Sinqinq in primary 3'z pupil voice) Thank God M off all this shiT jare........Any BSS fresher here?

BSS cum mean Bitru Sawa Square abi..... (FuT Minna). Tins

Yungmilio2: For ur mind serious student
Them never clear you
You never pay school fees
you don dey ask of course outline
Lol
Take it easy o
Jeje

Seconded....

Yungmilio2: Guy you don go smoke ahbi
Better go modify the post now
M still a Vivian

Evry bad tin for dis thread is associated with youngmilio2

Shey u dn turn Olamide ni

EVarn: Dude,I'm Beginning To Suspect U,lol...Just Passing By...

Suspect ko.... Da Grin ni

EINSTEINPG: I understand your burning desire for MEDICINE but you've got to weigh your options wisely.
Well, we all have our childhood dreams, I can still remember when nothing interested me more than being a quantum physicist after reading the IN SEARCH OF SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT by John Gribbin and Stephen Hawking's A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME. But age comes with experience and experience comes with age. Hence, the need for a re-evaluation of my dream.
Come to think of it, when in primary school every child wants to become a Doctor, Banker, Pilot, Lawyer, an Engineer, and a Politician etc. Not knowing that there are numerous number of PROFESSIONS besides those so-called traditionally perceived professions. Yes, those fields readily come to our unsuspecting minds courtesy of their popularization by the ill-informed and biased society.
Indeed, MEDICINE is a noble profession that commands the respect of the society. But the reality is: medicine is full of bureaucracies and bureaucracy cripples innovation except you are of the Ben Carson's gene.
I personally see Doctors as Advanced Technicians that work monotonously on a given medical condition (Doctors, please do not interpret this as an outright denigration of your ever indispensable services to the society). In Medicine you dare not question the orthodoxical precepts governing medical operations. And I perfectly understand the rationale for that, because a Doctor's professional mistake is rarely pardonable as this could result to a loss of life. The infamous Dr. Conrad Murray--a victim of circumstances who was globally blamed for the death of Jackson could attest to this.
In contrast, a professional mistake in some fields does not instantly lead to a loss of life e.g.The recent General Motors' recall of vehicles over the Ignition Switch and parking brake risk fire.
No!! Don't get me wrong. Of course, if you are a medical researcher you can always come up with novel solutions to medical problems. But I don't think you are considering this option.
Now, as a Plant Biologist innovation is the key to proffer solutions to the threatening pangs of hunger that await the world's teeming and growing population.
Statistically, the world population is currently seven Billion. By 2030 India's population is expected to surpass China's to become the largest country in the world.
Also, the Nigeria's population is expected to surpass the U.S population in 2045 to become the third most populous country in the world, starting to rival China by the end of the century, with almost 1 billion people in 2100.
As the world's population continues to grow, achieving global food security-producing enough nutritious food that everyone can access, and doing so sustainably is one of the greatest challenges we face today.
By 2050, it is projected that there will be 9.2 billion people on the planet, and recent estimates suggest that food production will have to increase by 70% if we are to feed everyone. So the question remains: How do we feed our growing population?
If policy makers want to address this question, Plant Biology and Agricultural Engineering might be a better investments than computer science or medicine. And this will inevitably lead to mass employment of Plant Biology graduates. So if only you will expand your horizon and see opportunities where there currently seems to be none, Plant Biology is a potentially rewarding career as you will be saving the current generation and the posterity.
As a Plant Biologist, you can choose to work closely with Agric experts to eliminate world hunger and create a world where everyone has equal access to nutritious food.
Evidently, recent analysis of job prospects for Biology-related fields' students reveal that among life sciences, Plant Biology is emerging as one of the areas for career and research globally. And there are variety of specializations and disciplines within the field of Plant Biology that can lead to interesting career from pharmaceutics to food sciences.
So what are you waiting for? Just get out of your deterministic world of Newton and get into the weird quantum world of Heisenberg.
Besides, you might not be so lucky next year (but if you insist on taking another UTME, then good-luck to you), just improvise with what you have now to augment what is to come in the future. After all, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Dis guy can type!!!!!!

wheesin: torilo..wat department do you need ?

Dry cleaning and washing dept

1boylikevhis: potential SAN..lol

Potential ko.. Kinetic ni

EINSTEINPG: Better to be late than never. Congrats to the recently admitted ones and good-luck to those that are yet to receive the good news of admission.
The Good Lord that did it for others will do it for you too.

So dis guy can type sumtin as small as this?

ayawori: May God forgive me my sins. lol

Ur Gf dn carry belle?

1boylikevhis: This Oga don Sabi Camp Person sha

Camp keh.........no oooooo

Na skul I d skul dem oioooo

horlawaleh001: if you intend to stay in the hostel, you really don't need a lot of appliances.
but if you intend to stay off campus, dm me so ill forward my own list to you. Then you can do some addition and subtraction.

And btw, self con available at oke odo for 60k (55k for subsequent payments)... New house, tiled floor, pumping machine..

Am Intres

1boylikevhis: Well,Too late,There's one of you and two of us,how can we let you leave when you know our secrets now...

#just stands quietly @ d door

Shey na here yu wan pass comot?

1boylikevhis: Oga!,Collect 5.. infact 10

Ah collect am

Torilo: Khassy, Am I the one you are taunting this way? OK. If I may ask, what should I do with the pot?

Cook rice wit it

1boylikevhis: Hehe..Oga Yii Ti Jasi Jare....Onto That Alomo,Dry Gin and Viju Milk Tinz..

Lastly Tramadol 200Mg

kuposky: I say a Big congratulations to those unilorin aspirants that have been admitted, u shall all graduate with flying colours. To those that are yet to be admitted and have no one helpin them, u can contact me via bbm-25edc475 or call me on 08162459527. It is well.

I smell scam

yinkarh187: don't worry we go meet for skul...i lyk suprises

Suprise!!!!!!! That sounds gay

1boylikevhis: Oga,Forget not the pack of condoms oh

and no forget SK and Alomo carton

#singing in Qdot voice
Ago go lo ko worewa...

Torilo: Please can I get the course outline of Information and Communication Science for direct entry student. 200level. Thank you.

See serious student.... Abeg youngmilo dree make she sitdown take small monkey tail.... Ahhhhhh wheesin so thou art here and I knowest not... Abeg put sum flavour for dat pot pass am to Torilo abeg

ayawori: library reg 5k, Clinic
Reg 5k.

Exactly d 10k I've been looking for
God bless you brother

Nice lie to tell popci

agent9: Ladies and gentlemen.......

According to d 2014/2015 acada calendar....

clearing and forwarding should start today 29th August 2014

I hope.....

August or september

wheesin: he should submit a sacrifice to the executive chief priest here.. yungchop..

lol..na today i go pay my cash..and remain space for the keke ..i dey come

Oya hurry

agent9: CD....u mean Compact Disc??

If dats wht yu tink

=D \=D/ :/ *gtg* *fly* [oo]

Whtever dis means sef

Yungmilio2: you no see say I just observe you for Like 15min to know how the SK go work for ur body before I take am
l
this one nah Madatin
this one pass my power

Y u d fear.... E just dey mk me feel like president although not GEJ type of president buh OBJ own... Well what's d diff btw dem sef afterall dm carry J at d back of deir name

Buh sha OBJ get big farm (and ah sure say I'm d farm SK leaves) buh GEJ only get big head and notyn insyd except cotton wool and water

barnabas91: Funny U̶̲̥̅̊ man...am a DE aspirant for comp sci...mok we rub minds together...here is ♍y numbr 07037479529 bbm pin:289CD36B ...let's relate, thr is somtin very important ℓ wanna ask U̶̲̥̅̊ privately. No fear, am nt a gay.

Is it me or does anyone else notice that this guys pin contain the. word "CD"

Youngmilio... One word RUNNNNNN

iyaayi: Pls, what to expect next after paying acceptance and uploading documents, tnx peeps

Wheesin and youngmilio2 what sayest thou that we do to this alaye
Bro read previous pages b4 asking sumone asked dat 2 pages ago


In answer to your question..... #shifts ... Oya cum join us insyd keke maruwa for clearance