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Health › Re: Help!!! I Urinate A Lot And I Sweat Alot by Khd95(m): 6:01pm On Apr 07, 2017
Lalasticlala edakun epp some body before its too late,we will compesate u later with snake thread,olorungrin


but wait op,hope u dont pee on ur bed,dis one dat ur tap dey run every 30-1hr intervalhuhcry
Investment › Re: Two MMM Agents Remanded In Prison by Khd95(m): 5:57pm On Apr 07, 2017
MMMites biko i want to enter the scheme with 250k,who will be my guidergringrin


i wonder which country mavrodi dey scam righ nowhuhcry
Celebrities › Re: ”living With Tboss Was Hard”-bally by Khd95(m): 5:55pm On Apr 07, 2017
Abeg when dis mumu bbnaija go end,so that some of us can have our peacehuhcry


nd for those of u shouting team this nd that...i hope u knw aftr bbnaija,me nd u go face recession again,nd the winner smiles to the bank with his or her suv,so be wisegrin
Christianity Etc › Re: Christainity In Iran by Khd95(m): 5:52pm On Apr 07, 2017
Go to pakistan or afghanistan,u will live like an emperor therecry
Crime › Re: Obituary Poster Of Chuks Okebata, Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed In Imo by Khd95(m): 5:49pm On Apr 07, 2017
Rip man.

Pls would the nigerian government government give him ceremonial burial or the US'huh
TV/Movies › Re: Hilarious Movie Cliches We Are Never Tired Of Seeing. by Khd95(m): 7:44am On Apr 06, 2017
Meanwhile,in #nollywood,some one is short on hand,he/she will hold his stomach,when he/she eventually get to the hospital,his/her leg nd head will be bandagedhuhgrin
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Arrested For Beating His Wife by Khd95(m): 7:22am On Apr 06, 2017
Pls how can this baba yo be 23years.huhcry
oya abo.ki why u beat that beautiful wife of urs,what she dohuhsad

gringrin
Celebrities › Re: Billionaire E Money And His Sons Rock Matching Outfits In Lovely Photos by Khd95(m): 7:18am On Apr 06, 2017
IpobExposed:
E money is from which tribe?
hausa/fulani tribehuhcry

mumu,i no know wetin carry tribe enter this lovely picture of a young man and his family,early mo mo like dis.



Ipob must be giving u terrible nightmares,thus the obsession.




Biko/edaakun iam a nigerian oo
Jokes Etc › Re: My Funniest Picture Collection To Mark My +1 Today by Khd95(m): 7:13am On Apr 06, 2017
That photosynthesis nd orange/apple knock me off ojereygringringrin

op may ur days be full of joy,happiness,laughter,wealth,peace of mind,abundance grace of God,as u make me dis early morningsmiley


happy +1 braah
Celebrities › Re: "My Biggest Hero Is My Grandfather" Emir Of Kano Shares Photo Of His Grandfather by Khd95(m): 7:03am On Apr 06, 2017
Massively nicegrin
Politics › Re: Inec Staff Risk 5 Years In Jail For Result Falsification by Khd95(m): 7:00am On Apr 06, 2017
What about any politician that falsify his asset declaration,certificate nd or import bullet proof jeep with fake documentshuhcry


naija where are we going like dis gaan
Celebrities › Re: Africa's Richest Female Footballer,Asisat Oshoala Looking Super Dope In New Pics by Khd95(m): 6:55am On Apr 06, 2017
When would she wear buba nd iro, tongue

just asking
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Lied To Me Thats Shes Half-caste by Khd95(m): 8:54am On Apr 04, 2017
What ever u decide to do,dont abort that baby,he/she must not suffer for ur misdeedsembarassed.

U got her pregnant when u ve not even done introduction,now ure complaining.mtcheeew
Celebrities › Re: Karen Igho Shows Off Sultry Figure. Fans React by Khd95(m): 8:41am On Apr 04, 2017
This bum bum small nahuh
Politics › Re: See The Reply Sen.dino Melaye Got After Praying For Nigerians by Khd95(m): 8:19pm On Apr 02, 2017
Oga dino ure a law maker,albeit clueless one,leave TB joshua to do the prayers biko.
Politics › Re: See The Reply Sen.dino Melaye Got After Praying For Nigerians by Khd95(m): 8:17pm On Apr 02, 2017
My favourite reply
"jesus i know,paul i know,dino who are u"huhgrin that teejay guy deserves 2 bottles of "33" nd hot plate of peppersoupgrin
Politics › Re: Asari Dokunbo Has Found His Voice Again.says Buhari Has No Iota Of Integrity.ha! by Khd95(m): 8:12pm On Apr 02, 2017
Asari,long time no see,which hole u go hidehuhgrin


seriously,dokubo ure an empty barrelcry

close that ur shiity mouth and go hold edwin clark nd jonah responsible for naija delta issues
Family › Re: Woman Welcomes Adorable Baby Girl After 15-year Bareness (photos) by Khd95(m): 8:06pm On Apr 02, 2017
Fine girlsmiley
Celebrities › Re: #bbnaija: Unilag Students Queue For Recharge Cards To Vote For Tboss by Khd95(m): 8:03pm On Apr 02, 2017
Awon weyrey their exam dey start april4,make dem no go read.

Mtcheeew
Crime › Re: Man Beheads Mother In Abia, Flees With Her Blood - Vanguard by Khd95(m): 10:26am On Apr 02, 2017
Progressive01:
The illiterate bastards and bigoted lowlife scums should come do what they were programmed to do in life; curse all of SE for the crime of ONE man, the same way they do ALL northerners or South westerners when ONE of theirs is found wanting.

What a waste to be human race.

Spits.
iam a name checker,if u like spit fire,or jump inside laggoncheesygrin


this names nd location shall be checked and processed,ok
Crime › Re: Man Beheads Mother In Abia, Flees With Her Blood - Vanguard by Khd95(m): 10:25am On Apr 02, 2017
Is abia in ogun state,abi our ever industrious developers,importers and exporters,wants to usurp afonjas from their rightful place in ritualismhuhcry



Name checkers association,abeg do the needful
Health › Re: Video On Production Of Fake Eggs Surfaces Online And How To Tell by Khd95(m): 10:17am On Apr 02, 2017
From plastic rice to plastic eggs,it sounds absurd thohuhcry
thang God we dont iport eggs
Crime › Re: We Were Blocked From Escaping After Vicious Mob Attack - Nigerians In India by Khd95(m): 10:08am On Apr 02, 2017
Meanwhile,here in naija,these dirty indians are living like kings,using nigerians like slaveshuhcry

what manner of country is this sef
Romance › Re: Pretty Lady Stuns As Her Twin Brother's Bestman In Lagos (photos) by Khd95(m): 9:59am On Apr 02, 2017
so where the bridecrygrin
Politics › Re: APC Governors' Forum To Sack Okorocha For Incompetence by Khd95(m): 7:12am On Apr 02, 2017
Fayose right now,
he will be like "what bubu has joined together,let them be scattered"grin

Politics › Re: President Buhari Is Getting Stronger —yahaya Bello Kogi Governor by Khd95(m): 7:01am On Apr 02, 2017
ojun50:
Since na bello mouth dis thy come out then dudu is nt ok because bello self never thy ok since him take over has governor
dudu khegringrin


meanwhile oga fat head bello,go back to kogi nd pay them their over 11 month old salaries,leave president to get strong u hear,ure not a doctor,let his doctor decide thathuh
Romance › Re: So Sad, Couples Die On Their Way Back From Their Marriage Introduction by Khd95(m): 6:58am On Apr 02, 2017
They are meant to live happily after in heavenhuhcry

RIP
Nairaland General › Re: I Compose Some Of My Songs In The Toilet- Ebenezer Obey. by Khd95(m): 6:54am On Apr 02, 2017
MrRichy:
make I rush go toilet..

airforce1 where do you get your own songs ?
where ever sapele weed or fela weed is being smoked.



Disclaimer:this is not my hand writing oogrin
Crime › Re: A Business Man Robbed And Killed By Ritualists by Khd95(m): 6:53am On Apr 02, 2017
NCA,burkina faso


afonja bastards,ritualism is their thing,no tribe fit drag that one wuth themgrin
Culture › Re: Interesting Facts About Ibadan by Khd95(m): 9:20pm On Apr 01, 2017
slurryeye:
What a dimwit! Your doltish, dozy, simpleton brain cannot comprehend the fact that the colour change was as a result of natural occuring chemical reaction where ferrous II change to ferrous oxide, and houses are built based on locally/easily accessible materials which explain the reason why Ibadan houses were roofed with corrugated metal sheet while Florence houses were roofed with terracotta or shingles.

In pre-colonial Nigeria, houses were roofed with locally available materials like palm front, wood and thatch. But during colonial and post colonial era until about 20 years ago when Aluminium roofing sheet gained popularity in Nigeria construction industry, almost all houses built in Nigeria were roofed with either corrugated metal sheet or asbestos. However between the 2 options, metal sheet is 100% better option because it doesn't have any significant health implication unlike asbestos that's carcinogenic. A nincompoop like you won't know that having a house with rustic metal roof is better for your health than an abestos roofed house.
Another free knowledge for you cretin
my brother,brown roof is a trade mark in afonja nation,stop rantinggrin
Culture › Re: Interesting Facts About Ibadan by Khd95(m): 1:48pm On Apr 01, 2017
slurryeye:
Clap for yourself undecided

Since you haven't stepped out of your village, I'm quite sure you don't know there are tons of cities around the world with brown roofs

See attached pics of Cusco Peru, Florence Italy, Zagreb Croatia and Prague Czech for enlightenment of your ignorant as.s
ur ignorance is first class,A gradegringrin


these cities u mentioned were originally built with specially designed brown roofs,not as a result of rust,abo.ki.


But u knw in ibadan nd abeokuta,silver roofs ve become brown as a result of rustgrin


go ye nd be enlightened,afonjitesmiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Video Of The "Flying Bird That Turned Into A Woman In Port Harcourt" by Khd95(m): 6:27pm On Mar 30, 2017
U for kuku ma hang the witch for ur neck and snap selfie na,shuuuu.
See nyash get pothole like naija roadsgringrin

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