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Even if ones life is at stake

Only if this guy knows the names nairalanders call him,nicca would ve resigned long ago

Men like him ought to be manning federal high ways,lets see how im go sleep on duty

Congrats mr nd mrs dick son

But wait,how could juve sell photocopied paul pogba at an exorbitent price to Man U and keep the original at their trophies room

Is that not corruption,

Ok

I smell name calling on this thread already

Did anybody notice that huge nicca on agbada and red cap

I knw this is quite off topic,but permit me


i hope our blodas in alagba,idumota,computer village,oshodi etc will not open their shops today to honour the sit at home other

i as well hope this jobless ipobian,Biafra nairalanders will turn off their connection and abstain frm NL for today,atleast if they cant march on the streets,they should be able to sty offline to honour the sit at home order


happy sit at home,ipoops,sorry ipobs

Yaba left need to overhaul their security

NPF can sabi to claim victory ehn,haba if twas the pressure from the police that led to the release of these men,why were they coming out of the waterside without police escort

Recession never hol u,na banana and groundnut u go sell last

Have u drank lucozade boost

Its very leathal

I hope her brezz still stand at attention to feed the baby

My crush

This is not new jerey.
Nigerians ve been returning lost bag of moneys since 1854

so what stupid 'change begin with me are u saying'

Obviously op is a newbie

Is it momodu thats on suit

Greataausim:
The true son of the Baifraud.... God bless u sir.
Afonja's mak una com and see the true son of baifraud....

ode,jj is a nigerian,he proudly wore the green white green jersey,and even played for nigeria with pride all over his face...he remains a nigerian...so goan hide ur bicycle shaped head under inside pit laterine

Buhari: oh baby,this weather na for two ooo

Aisha:smiles*..dunn worry my dear,tonight,we will have our privacy...

TippyTop:
By spending billions prospecting for oil in the Chad Basin? Abi!

no,by allowing avengers to blow up every pipeline in that region,so that their eyes go clear

I doubt if this will make FP,cos baba nla lalast!clala doesnt like rats abi pocupine,but snakes


But Op,ur english get as e be shaa

All this while,my legs were wobbly,and i felt weak all over.

The reason i decided to share my experience with "alcohol" (note the alcohol in quotation,because i wasnt sure if that micture could intoxicate) here is for those who had knowlege of what iam talking about to trow more light into it,so that other could be educated


lalasticlala,ishilove...pls move this to fp,..i beg of you

All of sudden,a deadly wave of head ache ran through my head,as if thousands of chipmonks were pounding yam in my head...biko wazzaldis nau na only coke i take nau.

I was certain nothing but emzolyn was added to the coke,i never knew that concotion could put me on the edge.

I gingery trace my way back home,swaying frm one side to the,tho it was obvious,because i made sure i controlled my steps.

All thru,i was wondering if mixture of coke and emzolyn could be responsilr for all these,i was certain.

I have never been drunk before,the highest i ve had was when i unknowing drank'fresh' pami,not knowing it was mixed with tram(kaai this guys brutal)..that night i was as heavy as timba


so heavy that i couldnt even open my half-closed eyes
back to topic***

so i kept pouring more 'coke'into my delicate transparent cup,i can bet i had upto 10 cup.
All this while i was seated opering my phone,i didnt even feel an iota of tipsyness,i until i stood up and tried to move,then i felt lighter like 2A notebook..i staggered a bit and sat back..nna wetin nau?

Naso i take grab the andre bottle,observe the alcoholic content(9.7%) or so?mbanu i cant take this one

i told my self,make i just settle for dis alcohol..naso my guy pour the emzolyn inside the coca-cola bottle,..this dey madt oo.i screamed isinde.

Naso i take remove one small transparent plastic cup and poured some coke inside the cup...i kept pouring and pouring,while i conciously avoid the ANDRE

I will to be as detailful as i could,this is real.

Mind you,i dont smoke or drink,for some personal and religious reasons

I was bored to dearth some day like that,and i decided to visit a friend,who runs a baber shop.
All of a sudden my friend walked in with a bottle of ANDRE,big cocalar and a bottle of emzolyn( seriouslly,emzolyn),

i was surprised,cos i had thought it was codein,cos i know alot of folks who mixed codein with soft drinks or nutri-milk,but i had to comport my self,nd supress the supprise look i wore(who wan carry last)

Hehehehehehehe

Burnt offering

Reminds me of that "if ur gel fry plantain like this,dont marry her"meme

This nicca tough like MRAP tank


just few players can match up his strenght and rigidity....farewell toure,one of africa's finest

This is the treatment u get when u poke ur nose around

america acting as world police,while in the real she is causing more harm than GOOD

Obviously she is doing music for the love of money