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Celebrities › Re: Julius Agwu Says God Informed Him To Open A Nightclub by Khd95(m): 11:30am On Oct 30, 2015
So dat words of God can b preached in clubs shey.

Smy
Politics › Re: So Abubakar SHEKAU is Still Alive.... by Khd95(m): 11:28am On Oct 30, 2015
Op ure confused,get help.
Shekau has nine lives,nd jonathan only managed to delete about 3 or 4.
So we hoping bu,will delete d rest,are u cleard now?
Romance › Re: At What Age Should A Boy Have A Girlfriend? by Khd95(m): 11:25am On Oct 30, 2015
When he becomes adultgrin

as for girls,i comment my reservehuh
Celebrities › Re: Anything Wrong With This photo of Timaya Feeding His Baby? by Khd95(m): 11:23am On Oct 30, 2015
Some one call 911,hes gon soffucate dis childhuh
Technology Market › Re: Photos: Guy Made An Aircraft And Flies It With Nice Take Off And Landing by Khd95(m): 11:20am On Oct 30, 2015
Dis plot of land belongs to oba oniru of lagos royal family
























keep off
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Releases Sexy New Photos…Exposes Boobs AGAIN!! by Khd95(m): 11:19am On Oct 30, 2015
Thug life
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Ekile Cozying Up To Tekno On Set (Pictured) by Khd95(m): 10:34am On Oct 30, 2015
Imagine say dem marryhuh Chidinma name go b like...

Chidinma Ekile Technogrin smy
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Begs Me To Disvirgin Her On Her 18th Birthday. by Khd95(m): 8:10am On Oct 30, 2015
Is she an igbo girl....




Na joke i dy oo,abeg no quote me yan werey
op will u b happy if ur lil get disvirgined,so talk sense into her,there is more to love than secks.she is alredy xposed,she wants to taste d fruit,but let her no dat,d fruit is poisonous if u eat it at d wrong stage

incase u ve interest in bleepn her too,abeg disregard all i said
Politics › Re: Tompolo's War Ship Causes Stir - Vanguard by Khd95(m): 8:01am On Oct 30, 2015
I smell fat stinky liehuh

Tompolo or wetin dem call u,u bought d fishing boat for ur personal use not training of cadets....
Cadets kho,carpet nihuh
Nairaland General › Re: China Ends Compulsory One Child Policy, After 35 Years! by Khd95(m): 7:55am On Oct 30, 2015
D way isis,bh,and d likes including some diseases like cancer,aids,nd som natural causes,like quake nd flood take dy delete human beings might extinct human species.

So china is coming to rescue humanity by replenishing it,d current china's population(1.3b) is more dan d whole of africa(1.0b)

world pupolation will xplode in 3years.



O great china!...
Nairaland General › Re: China Ends Compulsory One Child Policy, After 35 Years! by Khd95(m): 7:55am On Oct 30, 2015
D way isis,bh,and d likes including some diseases like cancer,aids,nd som natural causes,like quake nd flood take dy delete human beings might extinct human species.

So china is coming to rescue humanity by replenishing it,d current china's population(1.3b) is more dan d whole of africa(1.0b)

world pupolation will xplode in 3years.



O great china!
Politics › Re: Who Dug Jonathan's Political Grave? by Khd95(m): 12:53am On Oct 30, 2015
Mama piss edwim clark fani fayose okonjo asari ameshitgrin jonathan himsef. Shekau




those nd many more dugged his political grave
Crime › Re: Lagos: 13 Cultists Remanded For Murder, Dumping Of Bodies by Khd95(m): 12:49am On Oct 30, 2015
Igbo bois wit yoruba namesgrin.
Celebrities › Re: As Seen At Lagos Airport (photo) by Khd95(m): 7:42pm On Oct 29, 2015
grayht:
Lalasticlala must hear dis!
amebo are u d abobakugringrin

tell lala nd c wetin go happen to ucheesy
Celebrities › Re: Dangerous Ukwu : Séxy Naija Babe Nkem Flaunts Her “wicked” Stuffs On Instagram by Khd95(m): 7:05pm On Oct 29, 2015
Mtsheeeews.wats breath taking nowhuh *rides hover board outa thread*
Celebrities › Re: As Seen At Lagos Airport (photo) by Khd95(m): 7:03pm On Oct 29, 2015
If it didnt happen in lag,then it nevr happened.
Evrytin literary happen in lagos. But look how hes pushing it like hes d ooni of ifegrin
Celebrities › Re: Oh Dear! Boko Haram Releases Photos Of Its Rocket-making Factory by Khd95(m): 7:00pm On Oct 29, 2015
D annoyin thin is,dis mofos seems more cordinated dan d army.


Cheeei,my days in d isreali army shaaa
Celebrities › Re: Oh Dear! Boko Haram Releases Photos Of Its Rocket-making Factory by Khd95(m): 6:53pm On Oct 29, 2015
D abokis i no dnt ve the intelect to engage in dis deadly mission,who dy psyche em up,abi external force dy nihuh


Time to dy build my canoe,wey go carry me entr togo
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Goes Bald For Breast Cancer Inspired Shoot by Khd95(m): 6:04am On Oct 29, 2015
Ewwww ugly mucheche.
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Photo Of The Day!!! Almost Everybody Do This by Khd95(m): 6:00am On Oct 29, 2015
When my phone is on 10%,it can last 10hrstongue
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Is Radio Biafra Director Free Or Still In Detention? - Ibtimes UK by Khd95(m): 5:56am On Oct 29, 2015
He has been released,prolly treating his wounds/injuries in a secluded arae.


Biafrans dnt worry wen d countour on his head nd cheek,subsided a bit he would show up
Travel › Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by Khd95(m): 5:51am On Oct 29, 2015
Gee dnt compare dis wit lagos slangs...
Anyways bigups,u tried
Celebrities › Re: Wait Is Falz Dating Chidinma Ekile??? by Khd95(m): 5:46am On Oct 29, 2015
Are they not human beansgrin
Romance › Re: The Enigma Of True Love. Me And My Ex. by Khd95(m): 5:43am On Oct 29, 2015
Did i hear u say ur wife doesnt mindhuh

She minds oo,she no wan burst yet ni,save ur marriage nd tell dat karishika girl u nd her might work,but ure taken(in cynthia morgan's voicegrin)....

Btw,u didnt tell us why/wat exactly happened wit d first girl
Politics › Re: Tension As Police, Hoodlums Clash In Lagos by Khd95(m): 5:27am On Oct 29, 2015
Picture pls
Travel › Re: Street Slangs You Must Know When You Are In Lagos by Khd95(m): 2:29pm On Oct 28, 2015
Jogodo---on a high

eja-- means fish,but for concealment,niggies use it to mean weedgrin

alaye--- to show respect to som1,som times pple use it to xclamate like''alaye calm down''

other terms....
#Woss
#skibo
#gallant
#eleniyan
#omo iya mi(literary means my sibling)
#olopa(police)
#ahoa(army)
#gbolo(dumb)
#gora eh(means to fumble.....
Education › Re: Fatima Bombom-Sani Shines At Nigeria Law School, Breaks Record by Khd95(m): 6:51am On Oct 28, 2015
Fine nd brilliant ebira chenkez


dat middle name tho,iam sure she got it wen she was still a 'fati bombom',term for fat peepsgringringrin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Peaceful Majority(muslims)are Irrelevant. ( Excerpts From BRIGGIT GABRIEL'S) by Khd95(m): 6:42am On Oct 28, 2015
Ok,wots ur pointhuh
Romance › Re: END TIME: What Is This Guy Doing With This Old Mama? by Khd95(m): 2:43am On Oct 28, 2015
Weather for two..cheesy





op u need iribomi(baptism)huh
Romance › Re: Mature Advice Please: How Can I Get Over My Ex?? by Khd95(m): 2:29am On Oct 28, 2015
JudgementHammer:
Oh. Simple thing.

1. All his pictures in your phone..delete them or if he's the one who bought u d phone..crack am on concrete or throw am inside soakaway

2. Tear all him pishure weh dey ur custody and burn them or use them clean yaansh after shiting

3. Carry all the gift and cloths weh him give u including pants and bras..carry them go give banbiala or deaf and dumb

4. If u remember how he take kiss u, put aboniki on ur lips. If u remember how he take suck ya breeaasts, put aboniki on ur breeaasts. If u remember how he take fuucck u, rub aboniki on ya t0t0. In fact d more he fuuccked d t0t0, d more u apply d aboniki. If the fuucck plenty wellwell, grind fresh pepper put am inside.

You go forget about am sharpsharp. grin grin
gee u tight gaan,wat version of brain do u vegrin

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