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0KNM:
Stoopeed! The only man you have is your imagination. Wake up sis. It’s daybreak

I'm not your sis and my man is very real, don't try to put your reality on me.

0KNM:
okay, your English comprehension is better. Has that helped you get a man on Nairaland? Keep trying to impress men on Nairaland. Good thing is MedicH dates anything. You can try him. I’m sure he will agree to date you. Thank me later

No thanks I'm not interested in you, I'm not attracted to little boys, I have a man.

0KNM:
She’s is here begging to be called baby because a an with enough Heart is begging. Shame! Grow up mehnnn

I see that your English comprehension is terrible. Re-read what I typed slowly and try to understand.

Bigcowhorn:
The issue is not negotiable. And you don;t have a baby except the one i will put inside you myself. Don';t make me change my mind now.

Please hurry and change your mind.

Bigcowhorn:
Disrespectful? Common babe, you know I'm being a gentleman here, don't you? When i'm really bad people run for cover. Let have this sweet heart of yours that can't protect you on NL. We'll see who's is the girl... you or him.

You called him a mothafukr and you were crossing the line. I suggest you keep him out of your mind and move along.

Bigcowhorn:
Be quiet sweet heart. No quarreling in my heart, there's only one room in there

Please give all of your heart to her. My heart is only big enough for one man and that's my baby.

Bigcowhorn:
Your darling this your darling that, does the motherfucker not have a name? I told you before and i say it again...I'll only sing carols with him can't you trust an innocent guy on NL?

You are being disrespectful to my darling ❤️ STOP.

Bigcowhorn:
I love her and i love you. Do you have a problem with sharing space with her in my heart?

Speak up, girl!

Keep on loving her, the ugly desperate thing needs to be loved by someone.

Bigcowhorn:
Lol

@khia take a look at this response. I don't even know how to be pissed off at this guy. I mean I'll been called a lot of things in my time but this one is way out of the bracket.

I told you he's not mine, say what you need to stay to him.

Bigcowhorn:
I may have shown some interest in passing but I'm sure as hell not interesting in you and this bobokeshington fellow deceiving yourselves above having an affair. If he likes let him travel to Alaska and come back with pneumonia then you attract him to the toilet with salty hamburger and fries from MacDonalds.

LMAO Do you really think I would tell you who my sweetheart is? I just told you it was him to see your reaction towards him because I knew you would wish him harm. My darling ❤️ is protected in my heart.

Amatarasha:
Am marrying soon you ok

And stop liking ur stupid comments already with ur filthy alternative monicker

I don't need to like my own posts, the truth is people just don't like you.

MedicH:
Like telling the difference between you and a Neanderthal.

Exactly.

Amatarasha:
As my school of thought stipulates " Men needs ironhands so they will know their rightfully Place " So do every gallant babes agree to this thought ! With ironhand on them Earthcrust will be absolutely peaceful ,imagine how calm men are dis days not the days of ladies serial bashing ,we Nairalanders want missghosted and her trash :

Signed by AstroG , khiaprostistute ,

DEDICATED TO: That American dwarf filthy-pauper/Ashawo Kobo kobo of Californian beggars site Tufiakwa

FREE MISSGHOSTED MODS BIKO

This is a dumb attempt at humor.

Amatarasha:
Khia the pauper or missghosted ?

AmaTrash you couldn't find a better venue for your wedding?
Very cheap and dirty, just like you.

Bigcowhorn:
Yeah, keep deceiving yourselves..... like I'm interested.

Of course you are interested that's why you keep asking me who my baby is.

DenreleDave:
We might be enemies but I'm happy for you amaratasha. It is a good thing to find your life partner and hold such event in a serene environment like this.
I love your creativity amaratasha

https://www.nairaland.com/5447147/happy-married-life-amatarasha-guys#82741280

Guys send your msg Pls

Cc: AstroG pussyhoe funmisticqueen Adaibeku


That mod that want to die, don't try deleting this ooo.

I'm just congratulating my frnd Amatarasha..

How are you at the reception when the re.tard said the wedding is in 2 months? Wait, is that trash all around? LMAO It suits her perfectly. HILARIOUS.

bobokeshington:
You're spot on

You know I was only joking.

Her hair style reminds me of a poodle dog.

Bigcowhorn:
Put a moniker to the tired man so we see how it fits for size, Quit joking around. Is it bobokeshington or not? Just admit it so i can sing Christmas carols with him, nothing more.

Sure it is.

tartar9:
That a fellow guy likes your ass does not mean he is gay.He may just be viewing it as an object of masturbation.

This is gay. If you can masturbate to a man's butt what else on his body can you masturbate to?

Bigcowhorn:
Who's this he? Just a name and a number is all i ask

I told you already.

Bigcowhorn:
Who's this he? Just a name and a number is all i ask

Did you read the bath scenario?

khiaa:
Let me paint the picture for you.

You come home from a hard days work, you are feeling tired and overworked and pissed at your boss. You walk into your house/apartment, you smell the aroma of lavender in the air and soft music playing in the background. Your woman calls you, "Honey come to the upstairs bedroom." You enter the bedroom and the scent of lavender is getting stronger, she whispers:" Sweetheart I'm in the bathroom, come to me."

You open the door, you see the glow of candles burning, a bottle of wine chilling and two wine glasses. The bathtub is filled with warm water, lavender oil and bubbles. Your wife/woman is in the tub looking at you seductively, "Honey take off your clothes and join me." You un-dress in 5 seconds flat, you are now in the tub. Your wife/woman pours you a cold glass of wine. She picks up the bath sponge, put the bath gel on it and softly washes your body. You are getting turned on because she is touching those erogenous areas. You are starting to moan, "mmmm,mmmm! "Something rises. She looks lovingly at you and says "Oh honey" as she blows out the candles.

Now use your imagination to complete the bath. Luminouz, bejeria101, Martin0 Truckpusher, Kingtom are you ready for your bath? (Alezy I will finish the story for you privately.)

BIGCOWHORN, do you consider this flirting because he is the only man that I flirt with?

Bigcowhorn:


Chidiebere Uzoma

Chidiebere: God is merciful
Uzoma: A good/honest way

Both are easy enough names to pronounce in igbo language. And stop flirting before you annoy me?

Who am I flirting with? I only flirt with my baby.

chidiebereuzoma:
difficult for me to spell my native name? No it's not dear.
What is your real name?

I meant difficult because there are so many letters. Mine is KHIAA.

chidiebereuzoma:
Reply my pm, I will tell you the meaning of my name in English... You will love it and yes my moniker is actually my real name

It's funny that you mentioned your name because I was just thinking if that is your real name how difficult it must have been for you to learn how to spell it as a child.