₦airaland Forum

CanadaOrBust:
Satire is supposed to spark the reader's critical thinking and not hamper it. Just because something is satire does not mean there are no elements of truth. Anything is possible.
But if it turns out it is true what would be your take on their marriage?

TheApologist:
she used to be male

Troynewyork:
I am new to this forum.Show me some love in the house!!!I am a afro american woman married to a (igbo)man.I love me some naija man.They are the best!!All women who are commenting with their negativity about nigerian men have never jam correct naija man.Sweet oh.

BMaretraitors:
How is this a racist post? I have basic standards that i expect from men, how is that discriminatory if some cannot meet them.

Oluwahelpme:
How are you doing today dearie?

MrCork:
....ok so u one of those dak skin women who hate on half cast and lightskin females Be cos they more beautiful ..correct?? ..SHAME ON YOU SIR!! (No ofeense)

MrCork:
...u will understand the thread when u become half cast!! . U Homebase people mennnn!

MrCork:
...ok although am from london, am a playA.. Technicaly, this mean my job is to chase married women, single women, lightskin women & most importantly...HALF women.

Next week I shall be teaching technicks of how to kiss them.... THANK ME LATER!!!!

Alezy:
you kept me shut?

Oluwahelpme:
I mean it. My Dad never cheated on my mum. That is according to my mother.

khiaa:
I think that you were upset because you took the topic as an attack on Nigerian men which it wasn't, it was an inquiry on some of the negative behavior that some of your brothers portray.

You took it personally and you know what they say *Only a hit Dog Holla's* and you were hollering all over the place. A real emotional melt down, which was uncalled for since you admitted to being a who.re. And stop deflecting from the subject, I was talking about Nigerian men not other men of the world behavior. I'm on a Nigerian website hence the question was directed at Nigerian men.

When I give a damn about Japanese men I will go to their sites and question them. Do you see how it works now?

Oluwahelpme:
Nigeria men are so self centered in marriage. I have Observed this severally. Well, I'm still single. When I get married, the last thing I will ever vdo is to cheat on my wife. Nigeria men should learn how to love their wife. If u truely love ur wife, u won't cheat on her.

Erudite07:
LMAO... Like seriously that's the last thing I would be on this earth. If I had a gay child/son I would disown him

You didn't read the part where I said when I'm alone, i hardly or almost never have such occurrence . It's only when I'm put on the spot... Always around people that could help me. I can be with friends and I'm not nervous and it never happens. I'm a shy person too and I like my privacy.

NwaAmaikpe:




When you said you can't keep a girlfriend, I knew right away what your problem was.
It is not spiritual and it is the same reason why you can't control your farts.
You are gay.

I don't expect you to admit to this either but if anyone here has been privileged to have smelt your fart, I'm sure they'd testify that it smells like evaporating rotten semen.

You have a weak fascia and constant pounding has further weakened your external sphincter ani giving you a fart incontinence.

You'd have to stop what you do before a frustrated phallus ruptures your rectum and then you'd have more than just farts to worry about.

For now, just be doing kegel for the yansh and you will be fine.

Thank me later.
Where is Lalasticlala?

Bigcowhorn:
Actually no, the day is gone here but it is still noon of #NoBraDay there in LA

donaldtruman:
I am a 31 year old guy.

I met this babe,now 25 in 2017 while she was in her final year in the University.

We started going out and I developed so much love for her.

Though I observed that she was the kind of babe who loves material things d very month we met but felt that all women love good things and comfort and nothing wrong in taking care of my woman.

Three weeks after we met,she demanded for an iPhone and I bought a brand new iPhone 6+ for her @ #180k then.

Two weeks later,she demanded for #70k to celebrate her birthday.

That she needed it for photoshoot and sit out with her friends which I gave her.

Subsequently I had spent so much on various demands ranging from school expenses, dressing, grooming and others,running into hundreds of thousands at different times.

Obviously, she is someone who loves social media so much and loves to flaunt her beauty and style as she is no doubt very pretty.

There is no day she does not take pictures to upload on facebook,Instagram and her WhatsApp status.Competing in social media stunts with her friends and others.

She is also very used to eating outside as she did not think of going to d market to say she wanted to cook for herself,let alone me.

She was always eating at fast food restaurants and I spent about 20-25k weekly on patronising fast food for her.

Sometimes,she even asked me to buy for her friends and siblings.

I also gave her 15k every weekend to make her hair and nails and #50k monthly as pocket money.

At d end of last year,she demanded for an iphone x which I bought for her at d rate of #380k.

Despite all these,I was still tolerating her until she graduated and wanted to go for NYSC.She insisted on serving in Abuja and requested that I worked her posting with #100k which I gave her and another #200k to get all her materials for camping and pocket money.

When she left camp,she insisted that she didn't want to share room with anybody, that I shld rent a self contain for her @ #700k which I did by withdrawing part of my long term savings to do and another #400k to furnish d house.

Since she resumed in her primary place of assignment she uses Taxify @ #2k daily and instead of cooking,she orders food online to be delivered to her at home.Most times,#1,500 per meal,which is at least a minimum of #3k daily.

I was giving her #70k monthly as feeding & transport but b'cos she eats out,had to demand for more pocket money and I increased it to #100k monthly which excludeds now #20k for her hair and nails weekly.

She also sends her clothes to d dry cleaners as she does not wash her clothes herself.

In the last 6 months she has demanded for a total of #120k in total to buy clothes and I send data of about 4gb to her weekly which she exhaust in no time b'cos she spends most part of her life on social media.

Always talking about d babes who drive Benz in Abuja,how they dress and how she wants to be famous on d social media.She even talks about her friends who sleep with politicians and earn #200k and above.

I just bought human hair of #40k for her last month.

Hmmm

I was already getting tired when she told me on my visit to Abuja two days ago that she wants an iPhone xs max.That she is tired of using her iPhone x that I just bought for her November last year.

She said two of her friends just bought their at #410k

That was her welcome demand from me.

Right now,am so exhausted with her and still love her so much which makes me feel that is d reason she is taking advantage of my love and generosity.

And why I ve been sacrificing all I can to satisfy her needs is b'cos I don't want her to lack anything or go get them from another man outside but it seems she can never be satisfied regardless of what I do.

Moreover,since I arrived Abuja she has refused to pick some calls in my presence and d excuse she gives me is that she does not want anybody to disturb her.That d calls are from her female friends but no names,just d numbers appear.

I spend bulk of all my earnings as a consultant with a construction firm on her and even tampering with my fixed deposits I ve been rolling over in d last five years just for her,to make her happy.

I now feel she is just with me for the benefits.

This is a girl I ve made up my mind that I want to marry b'cos I love her so so much but am beginning to ve a second thought,while I don't want to loose her to another man b'cos I ve sacrificed a lot of my time,emotions and finances on her.

I am still here in Abuja but so unhappy. No peace at all.

I am just tired,confused and need ur advice pls.

Bigcowhorn:
The smooth wooden handles of her skipping rope found its way in there -- Both handles.

Bigcowhorn:
Got you!!!

It's #NoBraDay. You owe me a braless photo.

Note:
*Internet downloads not allowed.
*Setting 'very private'
Type: Full Length photo
Distance: 'Close up'
Number: As many as possible
Send all details to my private email straight.

WhistleB:
Blood doesn't come on every occasion. Her hymen may have broken due to sporting activities.

onlyhandsome202:
U c ur life, she gives u problem and she no give u problem. u have deflowered DAT girl. prior before now have not been fingering her n gradually doing bad tinz dia before penetrating her. dude y concentrate on virgin wen ur not one.

ceciliab:
what kind of sexual deviant people are this, it is really pathetic

jammyrock:
Today, I’m going to touch-light some age-long issues or rather questions that have remained unanswered over the years.

As humans, we tend to be anxious and too inquisitive about our origin. And, over time, people have asked questions about how man came to

existence, procreation and multiplication. Questions, such as, who did Cain in Bible marry? Was Adam and Eve really the first humans on earth? Were

there other humans in existence before Adam and Eve? And How did humans multiplied to the numbers we have now if life actually started with just

Adam and Eve? These and many other questions have wet the lips of many considering the fact that Biblical account of creation restricted our

knowledge to the family of four or more as the case may be. The situation gets even worse when our pastors and priests paint the story to their level

of understanding; without answering the aforementioned questions satisfactorily. Well, you might say that you go to church and are a committed

Christian, but you understanding of your origin is, especially when you are required of it, at 0%. All you can say is just to breeze through the account of Adam and Eve. And that’s all!

I am a Christian. I believe the Bible and the contents therein. But, just as the Bible commands us saying, ‘study to show yourself approved’, I have taken my best foot forward to make research and to gain knowledge beyond the one I gain in the church. The Bible says, ‘My people perish for lack of knowledge’. The problem with us is that we ask questions, but we don’t wait or seek for answers. Maybe, it is laziness!

Today, let us look at a passage of the Bible and maybe, it will help in answering our questions of, who did Cain marry? How was it possible for man to have increased so much on earth if Adam and Eve were the first on earth? Were there other humans on earth alongside Adam and Eve?

In the book of Genesis chapter 4:14-17, it says;

14- Today, you are driving me from the land, and I will be hidden from your presence; I will be a restless wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me. Read More here https://gospeltrut..com

ElasticStone:
Well, that's your opinion but it is not the truth. I have used most of my findings from google for the past few months and have npt gotten any results and that's why I created this thread.

Most of the results from googled are taylored towards the western system...i.e their foods, economy etc. For instance the mass gainers I saw from some you tube channels are not sold here in Nigeria.

Well, even if you think my intentions are insincere, just pretend they actually are and drop your word of suggestion.

Saying I am just trying to show off my body is beginning to feel like a compliment. It shows I might not be as bad as i had thought

logan2:
1. Ilamina : this one, you all know her, she's the dumbest person on NL.... I wonder what she gains from asking stupid questions

1. Ilegendd : this guy is smart and persistent , but I don't like his threads here's why
A. His topics are always misleading ( a very flawed marketing strategy) that can annoy impatient people like me..

B. Always starts his thread with how much he makes from selling his ebooks on Amazon, (I know billionaires on this forum who don't say shii shii), I never care to know why he does that all the time.... But It doesn't sit well with me (a part of my brain think he is scam, the other part think, he's partially legit)...


Well here you go, what is that moniker you don't like reading their threads... No abuse pls.... I will make another thread for my favorite monikers

ElasticStone:
Thanks for your observation.

However, do u know what I could eat to add mass?

internationalman:
for a 6 year old, I'd say that smartness..

Nurture that child well so that that smartness reflects in all the positive aspects of his life.

For a 6 year old to device a means as intelligent as that to extort you; I'd doubled his daily allowance if I were you......
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What a genius

ziegurf:
...just guide him by telling him that people who does that will be killed by god and police.....also show him some little punishment such as pick the pin

IceColdVeins:
He's smart, encourage him for he might be another super rich Obiwanne okeke in future, you'll never know!!