₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
....sweery light skin females are the most beauriful accordin to all men

...light skin guys are usualy g@y.....this is becuz they spend more time in front of mirror and are usualy emotional. They always crying

lol
Lightskin men are gay and light skin women are the most beautiful women to all men, and then you woke up from your dream.

pcguru1:
ehmmmmmmm yes its me am a bit worried especially with the "WTH" ?

There is nothing wrong with your looks *you are fine* I just don't see how you consider yourself fair.
Are you really into bon jovi?

donpeey22:
Of course we do. And you are equally free to have yours, but don't make it look like those that don't have your preferred qualities are bad like the poster I quoted implied.

To her, fair guys are weak while dark guys are 'rugged'(strong). That assumption is fallacious to say the least. From my experience in the jungle, ruggedness is not restricted to any skin color.

Ok you are right.

MrFernandez:

It's "offence" not "oofeinse"... when you learn to write words correctly give me a mention and maybe I may reply you!

He knows how to spell it correctly, he is the resident comedian.
Don't take him seriously.

donpeey22:
Many rugged MEN are light skinned!

Plenty 'dark', 'tall'( like you ladies usually emphasize) guys that I know are 'akamu'(pap = brawnless).

Lol...naija ladies and their bigotry sha
That's how some of you miss out on the right men because of your biased views.

BTW, to each his/her own.

Don't men have their preferences aswell?

MrCork:
....Sexxxskilzz waz albino & he agreed he waz alabino coz we couldn't stand the Ghana boy although we like Ghana people..kinda...I guess we tryn to ask how u can call yo sef light skin when u albino & clearly albino?

..bro u confusin us.. Please advise! (no oofense)

LMAO Now you are being just as blind as he is, there is noway he or sexkills could be considered albino or fair skin they are both to dark for that.

MrCork:
...Mr Fanandu ..bro, we r confuse, curious, thinkin & suprised...who told u you light skin? ..who? how?....coz we need to ask u another question! (no oofeinse)

That is the millon dollar question, why are these posters saying they are light skined, when they are far from it?

ireneony:
this your problem, don't go for fair ladies, go for brown ladies to balance the equation.
fair ladies like me don't see any special about brown guys. brown ladies loves fair guys.

Are you considered fair skin in Nigeria?

pcguru1:
That's a new one I'm hearing and am very fair

WTH ? Is that you?

afanide:
Brown

Never heard that in my life..........

I guess it depends on what you consider to be light/fair skin. I consider Drake/beyonce light/fair, and you brown/caramel colored like me.

afanide:
I hate Dark Ladies. They dont seem attarctive to me. No matter ur figure..

But if u re light, wow...... U cant pass me by and i dont turn my Neck.........


I dont mean the artificial fairness o........ I mean the natural ones that are fair to the core.

Meanwhile, check out my profile am fair though.

You are not fair but brown, I expected a Drake complexion which is a turn off to me but I like your brown complexion and chocolate men.

Serenity22:
pornography has been since the existence of man. Even before the era of technology. They had written pornography and depited pornography in pictures.

Yes, and that pornography is a reflection of life not the other way around.

Ajuran:
Will you help me discover and invent new sex positions my dear?

First get me some morphine and alcohol, and we will show the world of new positions.

Prepare yourself for penetration.

Don't post to me again you alcoholic junkie freak.

Serenity22:
I get what the pastor is trying to say, majority of those styles originated from pornography and we all know pornography is demonic.
Homosexuality, bestiality and all sort of horrors originated from pornography. People see it, try it out, like it and adopted it as normal. They proceed to teach others these ame things they copied from pornography.
Not like I am perrfect but if you read between the lines you will get what the pastor is trying to say. Therefore before you begin to mock the pastor, pray to God to teach you what to do and grant you a spouse who is ready to do God's will in every area of his or her life.
Donot think God doesn't care about your sexual life, everything counts before God even to the minutest detail. Before you practice that style as yourself where it originated from.

Not true at all, those positions existed centuries before there was film, video, or ponography.

meforyou1:
just go ahead with the marriage plans. it's her past life.

The op said she recently had a abortion and the groom never touched her sexually, would you still continue with the plans?

Truckpusher:
I'm as straight as a diick.
yeah ,that's me on my profile.

That's you!!
Nice!!

francizy:
Why? I love AA ladies, as a matter of fact, I prefer them to whites.. Why do you feel like we ain't attracted to AA ladies?

I'm going by the nasty lies they spread about us on this website.

francizy:
Please help with her contacts.. Pm me dear...

I don't know Francizy, most Nigerian men aren't attracted to AA women, they prefer their own or white ladies.

francizy:
Of cuz I won't.. As long as she's got a good heart and.... You know the rest...

Ok, she is a good person.

Truckpusher:
You guys are two funny fellows.

Hey brotha you put it out there, you had better clear it up before Klinee sees the post or he will start stalking and attacking you. Is that you on your profile?

passionate88:
Option 2.

Good choice.

Bunchersstab:
Now i know why u talk d way u do

Truckpusher is gay.

Good morning my love.
Baby he shocked me with that confession, I'm still confused.

francizy:
Please please please, say her name...

Her name is Kendra, are you sure you won't mind that she is AA?

theplanmaker:
I don't justify cheating, but you should know that a man's cheatin is difrnt frm a woman. A man can have random sex nd not even remember d woman's face. Its just wat it is, 'sex: notin more. But b4 a woman opens her legs, her emotions has to b iinvolved. Except prostitutes, women dnt fvck random strangers. So if ur wife cheats, it isnt just sex, u v lost her too. Hence its easier to 4giv a cheatin man dan a cheatin woman

This is so untrue, I know that men love to believe it is but it isn't.
Different women cheat for different reasons, boredom, revenge, feeling neglected and believe me they will do it for self gratification and have no feelings at all for the handsome man they laid down with.
So remember this, some women can cheat with no attachment behind it just like men.

francizy:
Happy Valentine's day to these two love birds Khiaa and Bunchersstab (bros this your name hard to type sha)...

God bless your union cuz I do hope to attend your wedding anytime soon..

And to Khiaa, when coming to Nigeria, don't come empty handed tho..

Bring with you a sexy AA girl with big soft and watery behind, I can date and prolly marry...

Thank you Francizy and I have the perfect girl in mind for you and her name is........

Truckpusher:
What's wrong with a harmless kiss?
Besides , your boyfriend is lame.

Do you usually kiss women you aren't feeling? All my kisses are for my honey only, and stop hating on him.
Once again JEALOUSY rears its ugly head.

Bunchersstab:
Jbluv55, biko bring one bottle of origin from thier and a plate of goat meat pepper soup for me...
Ask khiaa wetin she go take on dis special day.

Hi honey!! Happy Valentines Day again.
jbluv55 I will like a nice juicy porterhouse steak and a salad please, oh add a glass of red wine, thank you.
Happy Valentine To You And Yours Jbluv

Truckpusher:
No, miss

How dare you blow a kiss to me on a thread that my Valentine/Honey made, show us some respect please.

Truckpusher:
No, miss

Then why would you make such a GAY statement, sounded like you were coming out of the closet for all of Nairaland to witness.
Anyway did you get the message to you from my honey?

Tashaamania:
This is sweet, khiaa and buncher

I hope one fellow here stops been jealous tho

I'll get back with you I think Trucky is coming out of the closet, you must read what he posted to me.

Truckpusher:

OMG!!! Are you gay?

Truckpusher:
Hmmm!
Why would I be jealous over puccy when diick is free?

LMAO
Reread what you typed, that sounds really GAY, are you trying to tell me something my brotha?