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CAMEROONPRIDE: Your so called first
black president is nowhere
I have a documentary called : forefathers and another one about the usa presidents. None of them refers to him why?
Anyone can put something on the web.

So you have a documentary on american presidents, please reread my post. I said that Obama was the first black president under the US Constitution.
This info is true, I was taught this in school and my grandmother was told this in her youth. Now google the first black American presidents before the US Constitution was written, then holla back.

Obama's father was a deadbeat african s-p-e-r-m doner who had no impact in his life.

Obama was not the first black president of the United States, he was the first black president under the Constitution.

Google is your friend, use it to find out how many black presidents there were before Obama.

shady26: MsDarkSkin:

yes this inbred coon did say that!!
my eyes did not deceive me. sadly.

not sure what makes you think AAs/Caribs owe you anything or need anything from you. Perhaps I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning but this akata crap is getting old right now. You act like we came on the ships willingly or migrated west via plane. FOH.

YES!! We are mixed! Blame your kind 600 years ago who sold each other out. We didn't ask to be here. No we don't have tribes--DON'T NEED THEM!! You all do and what has it done for you?! Are you not still in Oyinboland?! Not America..na UK you dey!! Na lie?! Oh ok!!

As far as I am concerned you have nothing to do with central africa or us for that matter yet your obsession with anything "akata" continues.

Anyway!! I wish any repatriate luck! People like Pagan9ja have completely turned me off as far as Africa is concerned. TBH.
though i like this post frm the begining it made me cry a little... Buh the last part is not rational... So u want everyone to support the idea ryt? by the way akata is not an insult ... and AKATA REMAINS AKATA though am about to marry one.

Why are you marrying an AA, from your posts you seem to dislike them. Do you need PAPERS?

2buff: The response was rather pointless.
There are truly some peace loving black men who would rather just LIVE peacefully with all.
This can be rather hard to achieve with the apparently archetypical raging black woman.
E.g mellow-nigga gets into the house with his friend. Makes remark to friend of the lovely "cornbread" they just had and how he's definitely going there again.
Friend laughs.
Stack-raving-mad-black-woman over-hears innocent conversation.
She starts flipping, running lip and probably throwing things around, uttering things like "You <insert-cuss-here> I knew you been sleeping around on me!".
After the hour-long tirade, Stack-raving-mad-black-woman storms off outside the house to go do something else, most likely to smash his car....

...When all this while mellow-nigga was just talking about cornbread.

A lot of act-first-ask-questions-later type Stack-raving-mad-black-women

You watch to much TV.

That letter and the response has already been proven to be a scam written by a black woman and sent to Essense Magazine, although the points she made in the response are very true.

There are alot of attractive men on nairaland, and there are also alot of homosexuals. lol

pleep: Who would want to date a creepy chick who pretends to be a dude on the internet?

#you

From that statement I can see that you don't know what a tomboy is.

binger: Explaining kissing like this means u don't do much.cos all i see is u following a particular 'trajectory' that will eventually bore ur partner when she begins to predict ur moves correctly.
Kissing is an art and how u kiss depends on the atmosphere of love-makìng.Not some,'upper to lower kinda moves'

This I agree with you 100%, and I will also add, the passion you feel for the person you are kissing.

Emerald earings, flowers and a card, then later that nite came the good stuff.

chucky234: www.nairaland.com/1194423/official-nairaland-valentines-day-thread/1#14308734

Go to page 7.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY MY BOO
I'm Saving all of my SPECIAL TREATS just for YOU.

chucky234: DEDICATED TO KHIAA
.
My love,my sweetheart
A lifetime without your Love is of no account
Your Love is the Water of Life
I drink it down with heart and soul!
Love is such a beautiful thing
That no one (old or young) can ever deny,no matter how
Its been conceived
I love you this Valentine and always

Happy Valentines Day Nairalanders.

chucky234: Put your trust in me
Though we are thousands of
Miles apart but,
Distance means little
When two hearts stay in touch
Why does your heart grow doubtful
dear?
Tense and beating, full of fear.
I keep with me your everlasting love,
and bless the day God sent you from
above.
You remain my angel and I feel that I
must,
tell you that within you, you have my
trust.
My love is the tide, your soul is the
shores,
you have my heart, do I have yours?
I'll belong to you till the very end,
and you will forever stay as my lover
and friend.
It has been so good like this from the
start,
so darling please, trust me with your
heart.

Are these really your words? You are melting my heart.

chucky234: Put your trust in me
Though we are thousands of
Miles apart but,
Distance means little
When two hearts stay in touch
Why does your heart grow doubtful
dear?
Tense and beating, full of fear.
I keep with me your everlasting love,
and bless the day God sent you from
above.
You remain my angel and I feel that I
must,
tell you that within you, you have my
trust.
My love is the tide, your soul is the
shores,
you have my heart, do I have yours?
I'll belong to you till the very end,
and you will forever stay as my lover
and friend.
It has been so good like this from the
start,
so darling please, trust me with your
heart.

chucky234: DEDICATED TO MY VAL (Khiaa)
ROSES ARE RED;
.
roses are red
violets are blue
when god gave out brains,
where the heck were you?
roses are red
violets are blue
monkeys like you belong in a zoo
dont be angry
i'll be there too
not in a cage
but laughing at you!!
roses are red
violets are blue
i'll be your Aladdin
if you be my jasmine...
roses are red
buttercups are yellow
smile Khiaa
cause you are in my heart
Roses are red
Violtes are blue
Nothing in this crazy world
Could keep me from loving you!
.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The sun shows their beauty,
But true beauty is in you.
.
Roses are red,
Violet's are blue,
This Valentines,
I realized you were true
roses are red
violets are blue
you always know how to
ease the pain I'm put through
.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
On this day i feel special
I hope you do too
pleanty of love
tons of kisses
hope some day to be your Mr.
.
roses are red,
leaves are green,
if you are my queen
then i am your king
.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
bees need flowers
and I need you

Ok, lol,you are funny and I like that, but you are also romantic and I love that, whomever started that rummor that Nigerian men aren't romantic are full of sh--, ok lies. Thank you for the poem it had me laughing as well as blushing. Lots of HUGS and KISSES are sent to you from me.

Your Valentine Girl
Khiaa

chucky234: DEDICATED TO MY VAL (Khiaa)
ROSES ARE RED;
.
roses are red
violets are blue
when god gave out brains,
where the heck were you?
roses are red
violets are blue
monkeys like you belong in a zoo
dont be angry
i'll be there too
not in a cage
but laughing at you!!
roses are red
violets are blue
i'll be your Aladdin
if you be my jasmine...
roses are red
buttercups are yellow
smile Khiaa
cause you are in my heart
Roses are red
Violtes are blue
Nothing in this crazy world
Could keep me from loving you!
.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The sun shows their beauty,
But true beauty is in you.
.
Roses are red,
Violet's are blue,
This Valentines,
I realized you were true
roses are red
violets are blue
you always know how to
ease the pain I'm put through
.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
On this day i feel special
I hope you do too
pleanty of love
tons of kisses
hope some day to be your Mr.
.
roses are red,
leaves are green,
if you are my queen
then i am your king
.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
bees need f :Plowers
and I need you

chucky234: I'll be yours and yours alone forever and ever,its a promise.

Aaaah, you are so sweet, sweet enough to eat. You are my piece of Valentine Chocolate.

It's not only nigerian men who break up with their women on Valentines Day, some american men do this also.

Only if you promise to be mine.

chucky234: **blushing**
Will you please be my VAL.

Ok, I love you back.

chucky234: I am toasting you na.

What the Hell is wrong with you?

Hole Digga: pretender . . . .didnt you love it when your hole is screwed and you even scream for more?

Hole Digga: to dig women hole

Disgusting!!!

chucky234: I love you,what do you say?

What

190: More than yes
or dont you know we men have an eye for sweet 16's

Oviously not every guy has an eye for the teenagers, or you wouldn't have this topic.

Hole Digga: and you are very nawty

What's up with your username?

SO, would it be ok if the man was 38 and the woman 23?

SAFO: Stop sucking up on the Internet,you gets no punny. She could have easily searched any of the numerous topics already posted in the past or just accepted mynd's well timed response at the beginning of the thread or better yet, figured it out by the context it's used in.

It's not like we're discussing the propensity for aerodynamic expulsion or some other thought provoking topic.

You could have simply ignored my thread.

Hole Digga: hmmm. . . . .you will like banana very well

You are very nasty.

Royal Roy: Never mind the ill-bred dude!
.
Toasting is a slang used in place of wooing a lady...to get her to be ur girlfriend! Has same meaning as Chyking.
.
Slicing...yunching and all the other funny words here are "street words" for having s.ex !
.
I believe you should catch the drift now!

Thanks Royal Roy, yes I get it now.

Orikinla: But I dey toast babe with Holy Bible o.

See Songs of Solomon for the fantastic toasting lines.

I use am this morning toast babe for one supermarket and she don gree to be my Valentine patapata o.
Now I don get two babes for Valentine.
One go follow me go Valentine party till dawn when the other dey busy for supermarket, then the Valentine Sunday, when she is off duty, she and I go do our own Valentine.
I am just enjoying my chivalrous love life. Life is meant to be an adventure of love, power and success.

Play on Player.

SAFO: Stup¡d question. Redundant thread. Silly OP.

Why is it a stupid question when I am not nigerian and I am trying to learn?

chinig: Yunching i̶̲̥̅̊s a slang we use in †ђξ hood.

but what does it mean?

xyoung: Bad Girl

Well it looks like we may be a match.