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if he kisses her lips like this, I can only but imagine what he'll do to her b00bs

...but one uneducated man thought that its by deploying troops to raid innocent peoples homes...

NDA please ehh.. it aff do our people talk say "two people no go dey mad at the same time"

Pheals:
[ laughing]

Nne you look like an Igbo girl o

obiorathesubtle:
Did you know? The moment you tell a calabar girl you love her, you're owing her sex??



Did you know? The moment you tell a yoruba girl you love her, you're owing her amalar and ewedu??



Did you know? The moment you tell an hausa girl you love her, you're owing her father 100 strokes of cane??

lol.. wtf! that Hausa girl part really got me!

rosieluv:
lols wah did we ever do to u?

a lot

theEYe21:
Fun fact about females: they are always fun

always?? u sure?

olihilistic:
cult crisis.

ain't that some shii

olihilistic:
Just look at what you just typed.
I don't want to beef you.
the problem I'm facing now is enough for me.

problems?? aww izit Nkechi?

vani86:
dont want to call you an idiot if you don't know the whole thread is joke

if u think its a joke tell sinaj u love her n see!

olihilistic:
hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
my guy swerve

why would u carry itself into my thread and ask me to swerve

am sure u didn't think before typing; now that u've typed this nonsense oya think about it

sinaj:
Mitcheeeeew

seems some of them are not particularly happy with my thread

vani86:
very dry joke

try harder

if I wanted to crack a joke, I know where the jokes section is

Did you know?


The moment you tell an Igbo girl you love her, you're owing her money already but you don't know

Twaci:
And she might not be.

But then what do we know?

Communication matters. Hear what he has to say first.

no one's gonn say "sorry I don't like you" while they still get benefits

actions they say, speak volumes

cindyJenny1994:
How can one be a side chick to someone she has been dating for 5yrs?

..thing is, being a side chick isn't like an educational program where u graduate after say 2 or 3 yrs..

being a side chick means ur not qualified to be the main girl but he needs u around for some reason.. I should mention its mostly for sexual reasons but i think u already know.

.. a side chick can't be a main chick even if there's no other lady in the picture; this is because the guy will always look at her as not qualified to be his woman even tho he needs her company

mind you, more than 50% of side chicks we have don't even know they're side chicks!

Twaci:
You sent the girl texts? Babe you are the competition, let her worry about you not the other way round. You shouldn't have sent her texts, it shows you are scared and insecure about your man...

If u really love the guy i'd say u go see him on sunday, go there looking hot ( to remind him of what he is playing with), but don't let him get into your pants at any cost. Then hear him out. Let him give his excuses and reasons.

Then you'd know if he's worth going back to or not.

Please lemme resound this; Dress sexy when going to see him on Sunday but DON'T let him sleep with u. Don't

all that won't be necessary... she's a side chick she just don't know it

unapapadeycraze:
who cares?

u cared enough to quote me back

now young lady this is not a problem..

you are a side chick!.. if u don't grasp how the concept of side chicks work then u should read my book "help!, I think am a side chick!"


....meanwhile u should go to his house on Sunday like the side chick that u are and give him that cookie!

unapapadeycraze:
If you don't believe this story, click like.


Op is a troll.

I would hit like but on a 2nd thought u seem to be an attention seeker too.. so I'll pass

sad

Omittesb:
Hahahaha. True but why not make your woman feel good just the way she wants..

am all for that as long as I don't have to spend hours doing it

I didn't cry when nkiru broke my heart... its now because of some biatch am yet to meet

there's more to life than pvssay!

drink milk and stay strong

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°The story not the op's mind,says she's underaged
And becuz of that he gets allllll the bashing. [/color]

I swear to god.. I never bashed the OP

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UyiIredia:
Yeah but lengthened preintimacy and short sex is such an anticlimax. You know it takes quite a while to get women to orgasm. So a fairly lengthy sex session is required.

this is what most guys dont know...

if u play ur cards well with the fore play, u can get her to climax with 10mins of good digging

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]...*selfish [/color]

lol...that's what u call it ..

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°They that good?

Why you complaining if you won't give her a turn?[/color]

most of em don't want nothing but missionary n doggy styles which puts a nigger at work.. now am all for that cos I need the satisfaction..

but then the moment this guy is satisfied, we done!

UyiIredia:
@ khristals So u nor get stamina for bed. Why else you go complain. Free that side jor a man must give his woman maximum satisfaction for as long as it takes, in the bed.

bruh, am not against their satisfaction don't get me wrong.. lengthened pre-intimacy is preferable

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°This actually make logical sense.

°•But uhm,instead of stopping altogether
....why dont you tell her to take her turn if she wants more?[/color]

a 9ja girl?? take her turn on you??

my dear have u heard of penile fractures?

SKAMM:
LMAO this part got me

I know right?