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Wealthgang:
chronicles of a 2-minute nigga

oh am sorry Mr. bad ass 2hr shagger... I've got a life outside my bed

this is a warning to girls and an advice to niggas out there!

what's all these nonsense about wom3n not getting satisfied in bed? am still confused!really... like who's fault izit?

we both agree to have sex.. one party worked hard to achieve orgasm while the other just lay on they back and complain "go another round na!" wtf!

niggas, do not! I repeat do not go for more than u bargained for!.. if u can only take a plate of rice don't go eating four, just because ur babe eats in a bowl!!


some guys go as far as having sex for 2hrs!!! mehn, that's 90mins of football + extra time oh ;( ... and its not like ur getting paid!

some end up stuffing themselves with shitty drugs n herbs... bruh why

most of these ladies can't run for 5minutes but want to be fvcked for 5hrs

am not saying the idea of multiple rounds of sex is illogical.. but killing urself just so she'll hail u? nuh uh..


...hit that shit and whenever u had enuf pull up ur pants and leave!

again, its not about "how long u dug that sh!t"...how well is all that counts!

simple.. ladies dont really know what they want!

..be a nice to her but on certain occasions ignore her

..look for another smart good looking chick to be closer and nicer to!

the power of jealousy will bring her to you

thing is, maybe then ull be into the new chick!





so u repeat the cycle again!

Qualer:
when you are not too sure, always do some research before putting your ignorance on display!

I would love to engage you.. but then that'll make 2 fools on rampage

so early thiz morrring you pipu come to work and started to talk this kind of a stuff...

izit a story telling job??

ireneony:
She must be bald from wearing too much Brazilian weaves.
Ever since I know this lady, she has never wore her natural hair

i think baldness is more hereditary than "Brazilian weave" caused

is this wishful thinking or a prophesy sir?

cos oga T.B seems to have seen something different

some are going on tour.. some are taking pics

guys watch out for the ladies that'll say "No" on this thread... its their type that lost their virginity for i6

does this one think bus drivers are rich men?

I know morals demand that i feel bad about this.. but why does It feel so good ?

I would say something but most times when I use solar energy its to dry my washed clothes

mmmmmm.. nice

upon the number of times buhari visited y'all??..

Haba, is that how you used to do?

the way Nigerians quickly judge people ehh.. you'll think they even know God

how TF is this bitch underaged..?

didn't her mama tell her not to allow the boys toy with her breasts?


don't she know the parts of her body that's open to touch while posing for the camera with an "uncle"??

yeah yeah or maybe she has no idea that he's married and old enough to be her father!


....the boldness of the little thang even in front of a camera obviously held by some other weird psychopath shows she ain't underaged and as such deserves 50% of the bashing too ;-D

hmm...


yet another Nollywood production

juhan:
Whats wrong with the pics? I aint even seeing her boobs or ass and you're here calling it half unclad. Why bringing her pics here? Get a life op and stop this nonsense. Abalagba.

haba.. no be fight na

juhan:
Whats wrong with the pics? I aint even seeing her boobs or ass and you're here calling it half unclad. Why bringing her pics here? Get a life op and stop this nonsense. Abalagba.

haba.. no be fight na

see oga we know u have a soft spot for her and it pains u that young school boys are chopping wat u couldn't chop..

here's my advice, drink milk and stay strong

right now am laughing.. when am through I'll look for another joke

Good morning everyone.Ok let's say am not suppose to do this today cos today isn't Monday but who cares.Was going through a thread sometimes last week it was about the most Handsome guys on Nl and I came across his name, ever since then I have been crushing on him. So today he is my Monday Crush Man and he is no other person but maxi112.So who are you all crushing on?

.....its Man Crush Monday!!

congratulations anambra.. welcome to the civilized world! :-)

taking mercy Johnson and Tonto dike as case studies.. getting married to females who have been termed whores by the society seem not to be such a bad idea after all

no na.. he can't create all this problems and die.. that's not right!

leave him! let him rule so we can bash the life out of him! ;-D

that child is blessed!

she best know how to cook and well... or I ain't getting married not minding how big her ass is!

...I can't get down with her mighty goddess ass on an empty malnourished stomach!!

tell African parents to give their kids sex education they'll call u witch...

see how it helped in this case