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Celebrities / Re: Non Bba Fan And A Die Hard #teambisolafan In A Hot Social Media Fight by kiddahgfx(m): 9:39pm On Apr 02, 2017
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Celebrities / Non Bba Fan And A Die Hard #teambisolafan In A Hot Social Media Fight by kiddahgfx(m): 9:34pm On Apr 02, 2017
Only few minutes after BALLY gets evicted a non bba fan was busy critizing the whole program before he clasehed with a die hard bba fan and this led to an hot argument.

See screenshots below


Source : http://www.wakanewz.com/2017/04/non-bba-fan-and-die-hard-teambisolafan.html?m=1

Celebrities / Re: Brymo Reveals Album Release Date by kiddahgfx(m): 6:11pm On Feb 08, 2017
Celebrities / Brymo Reveals Album Release Date by kiddahgfx(m): 6:10pm On Feb 08, 2017
Singer Brymo , has announced that he will be dropping a new album soon. The former Chocolate City act, took to the social media app, twitter, to share the exciting news. He added saying he is taking a rather unusual route in the production of the album, set to drop on March 27, 2018 My new album is in the works, and I am excited about the direction I am headed with this one… march 27th 2018, save the date…

Celebrities / I Hate School - Burnaboy Reveals by kiddahgfx(m): 1:56pm On Jan 30, 2017
Singer, Burnaboy, has taken to IG to talk education and
dreams.
In his post, the ‘Pree Me’ crooner, talked about how he
had always dreamed of becoming a rockstar due to his
deep love for music.
Burna, recounted how his primary school teacher, made
him write down his life ambition and reason for the
choice made. He wrote this:

source : http://www.wakanewz.com/2017/01/i-want-to-be-rockstar-because-i-love.html?m=1

Celebrities / Hit Or Miss? Dija Should Just Quit Music by kiddahgfx(m): 1:26pm On Jan 30, 2017
HIT OR MISS? DIJA SHOULD JUST QUIT MUSIC
Dija one of the female artiste in Nigeria has been
struggling to keep her game but so far it has not been
working out well for her. The successful female artistes
in Nigeria sacrifices a lot of things to keep their game
up because Nigeria is one the countries where female
artistes are not really recognized
.
Dija wants to live an holy and decent life, still
want to keep her game up in the Nigeria Music
Industry, who does that? . Apart from the fact that tiwa
savage who happens to be her co label mate has a
very sweet voice which her fans love, she also uses her
sexy body and her lovely dance moves to keep her
game up.
Dija barely reveals her hands talkless of being
sexy in her video. I’m not insinuating that what dija is
doing is wrong but in this new age of Nigeria music
industry it can’t work out well for her.
Dija should also stop singing songs meant for
kids between the age of 12-15, well its no doubt that
majority of fans are of that age range. More matured
music for matured people is what she should be doing
in the studio. No one really wants to listen to childish
songs again rather matured music.
Dija has very low collaborations, this is one of the
major things that promotes an artiste but dija has very
low collaborations, now tell me if she can’ work on her
collaborations or even collaborate with other successful
artistes shouldn’t she just quit music. she might have
millions of followers on social media but without she
putting on her game she would be forgotten in the two
years.


source: http://www.wakanewz.com/2017/01/hit-or-miss-dija-should-just-quit-music.html?m=1
Romance / The Meaning And Effects Of Long Distance Relationship by kiddahgfx(m): 2:56pm On Jan 29, 2017
Meaning: A long distance relationship can be said to
mean relationship between two people who live afar
apart and so are unable to meet on a frequent basis.
This both parties in the relationship are unable to meet
for a long period of time, it could also be due to one or
two things which might be an unforeseen circumstance.
Long distance relationship is also all about living afar
from each other, they could also be living in the same
area/community but are unable to see/meet for a long
period of time. This could also be likened to a long
distance relationship .
Below are the following effects (good and bad) of a long
distance relationship:

EFFECTS OF LONG DISTANCE
RELATIONSHIP.


DIFFICULTY JUDGING THE STATE OF THE
RELATIONSHIP:
This is very common in every long distance
relationships, each individual is unable or has difficulty
in judging the state of the relationship. This is where
lack of trust comes in even though they try hard as
possible to believe everything they tell each other. In a
situation of a long distance relationship where the guy
puts a call to his girlfriend and she picks after ringing
for the 5 time , suspicions comes in whether the girl
was with another guy because his not around. This is
one of the major effects of long distance relationships.


HIGH EXPECTATIONS BY PARTNERS FOR THE
QUALITY OF FACE TO FACE MEETINGS:

Yeah this can be likened to be a good effect because it
fosters the love between compared to a relationship
(not marriage) where both parties see each other very
often. Once they fix a meeting date both parties will
plan or put in place a lot things in place to make the
meeting romantic, unique and lovely , but on the other
where both parties expect a lot from each other during
their meeting and less came from both ends, this will
start putting doubts in their mind whether they still love
each other like before. Such relationship is on the verge
of breaking up.


ANXIETY :
Long distance causes a lot of anxiety amidst both
parties because will be dreaming and fantasying about
the day they will meet , sometimes both parties might
not be able to sleep before of the anxiety and this can
be of bad effects physically when it gets too much to
the extent that the anxiety comes very often.


COMMUNICATION PROBLEM:
Here we go again with one of the major effects of long
distance relationships, long distance discourages
communications mostly. Both parties will engage in
activities that will keep them busy to the extent they
wont remember to keep in touch with each other. The
purposely indulge themselves in such activities due to
the long distance between them.


ABSENCE OF PHYSICAL SUPPORT:
There will be some time in the relationship where one
one of the parties will want to embark on a project
where he/she is going to need physical support from
the other end and if care is not taken the party being
unable to receive physical support from the other end
will demotivate such party and the project might end up
being unsuccessful.


DEPRESSION/LONELINESS:
This happens in all relationship though the rate and
level differs, in a long distance relationship depression
happens often because of the inability to access or see
each other frequently . this is what leads to loneliness,
here the relationship is at stake if a third comes in and
tries to take one of the party away. Such party been
planned to take away might consider it as a good option
due to the fact he/she lacks the presence of the other
party.


DEPRECIATION IN THE RELATIONSHIP:
A long distance relationship requires a lot of dedication
and time to keep it going, if care is not taken the
relationship is at the verge of breaking up because once
there is no dedication or trust in the relationship, the
relationship will start to depreciate and with time both
parties will end up going their separate ways.

source : http://www.wakanewz.com/2017/01/the-meaning-and-effects-of-long.html?m=1
Celebrities / Nigerian Artistes That Should Not Be Compared In The Year 2017 by kiddahgfx(m): 2:40pm On Jan 29, 2017
Nigerian Artistes You Should Stop Comparing

As for me i think it is even disrespectful to compare them, their music already shows who is better not judging them based on their on their social media life.
No 1 is :
1. Wizkid / Davido
These are the top two nigerian artistes that has always been compared which always lead to a hot argument amidst the fans.
Before it was wizkid vs davido but right we all know who is who, it's now wizkid vs wizkid. He did this by creating a niche for himself from switching from his normal r n b style to full time afro/pop and has been toping charts even international charts, davido also tried switching style just like his so claimed competitor but look where it got him, he had to fire his long time manager saying "F**k the international market".

2. Reekado banks / Korede bello
Well they both might be newbies in the industry but right now one thing is very clear, reekado banks is here to stay. Reeky has given us hits back to back and featured in most albums after he came to limelight but what has korede given us, just the Godwin hit and thank God for his life he managed to release a new single of recent titled "Do Like That" which seems promising but still it's disrespectful to compare korede Bello with Reekado banks.

3. Burna Boy / Patoranking
This is very tough but still I'd be very judgemental here, we nigerians keep making a mistake. Pato is based on the reggae style while burna still remains the king of Afro in Nigeria though he does a bit of reggae but still on still pato is still a small boy compared to burna Boy. Burna might be very controversial but still his music speaks for him, his style is unique which left him with no competitor because before you can compete with burna you have to be burna.
Pato is also very talented infact i must say his the new school bob marley who has managed to create a niche for himself through that. Comparing patoranking and burna is just like comparing Bob Marley and Fela.

4. Lilkesh / Olamide
Comparing a boss and his apprentice is like comparing lilkesh and olamide. Like we all know Olamide brought lilkesh to limelight but still that doesn't mean that lilkesh is not way talented than olamide. The main reason why we nigerians comapre lilkesh and olamide is simply because when lilkesh surfaced in the industry he tried sticking to olamide's style but soon enough he created a niche for himself leaving himself and olamide on separate styles. So lilkesh and olamide should never be compared, even olamide himself made a statement on that.



source: http://www.wakanewz.com/2017/01/nigerian-artistes-that-should-not.html?m=1

Celebrities / Break Up Alert!!! Tonto Dikeh Removes Husband's Name From Her Ig Profile by kiddahgfx(m): 7:42pm On Jan 12, 2017
What's going on?.
Another breakup alert or what?, the famous TONTO
DIKEH who got married last year all of a sudden
decided to remove her husband's name off her ig
profile.. With time the breakup will be confirmed
. Picture below

source: http://www.wakanewz.com/2017/01/break-up-alert-tonto-dikeh-removes.html?m=1

Celebrities / Must Read: Olamide About To Go Down In History (2017 Reveals) by kiddahgfx(m): 11:12am On Jan 03, 2017
Olamide's latest album titled The Glory should be tagged the worst album of the year..
From the first track to the last track is pure waste of time, Olamide himself knows that his on the verge of losing his fans that's why he decided to drop to me is a total failure.


Olamide is a talented artist and knows what to give street anytime any day but seems his luck has outrun him because the street did not really welcome his new album, they are tired of listening to his normal pattern of music..


Olamide also made some huge mistakes in the tracks, i guess he was over confident of the tracks before recording them which actually made the tracks look like an upcoming artiste tracks....


Look at reminisce he has been in the game long before Olamide and still he gives us better music compared to Olamide, reminisce latest album was not really hyped before the release but after the release his fans realized reminisce is here to stay for long because he makes good music.

Music is not all about awards and accomplishment but also your ability to keep your A game up in the industry in order to make your fans happy and increase your fan baze.

If Olamide wants to last long in the music industry he better put on his A game because if he fails to do so he might lose his fans this year.


source: http://www.wakanewz.com/2017/01/must-read-olamide-about-to-go-down-in.html

Literature / Re: The Last Virgin By Mr Kiddah by kiddahgfx(m): 12:58pm On Oct 18, 2016
EPISODE 7 (THE JOURNEY CONTINUES)
**Oge’s side of the story**
**thinking**
Hmmmm what will I do now, where will my parents get that huge amount of money , what will be my mom’s condition now because she’s very hypertensive and unknown to me Elizabeth and Cynthia are both in another gbege in the police station…. Abeg shey na by force to be virgin ni?
**folake’s side of the story**
Hmmm come to think of it, am I not the one that led Elizabeth and Cynthia to the police station, I did not really think about it well, what can I do to save my friends….
While I was busy thinking and pondering on what to do I saw an envelope on funke’s bed , and when I opened it I saw a letter in it written by funke before she committed suicide, alas there is a proof to get my friends out of the police custody …….

**Oge’s mom side of the story**
while I was still brooding over the new development a call came in and I was informed that my husband was involved in a serious accident and he has been rushed down to the hospital, gbege meets gbege , kasala meets kasala..
**in the hospital**
On getting to the hospital I was told my husband needs an urgent operation and I’m to deposit a sum of #500,000 . on hearing this I screamed because I don’t know who to run to now, my daughter is been held captive by kidnappers with a ransom request of #1million naira before she can be released …. I rushed to my bank and withdrew all I had (#750,000) after that I made a deposit of #500,000…..
**Folake’s side of the story*
I rushed down to the police station to save my friends and luckily for me they were still debating on what to do, few mins later after giving them the letter my friends were released and they were highly disappointed in me, later on I received the bad news of oge’s current situation so we decided to visit oge’s parent………..

**oge’s residence**
On getting there we were informed about the new development so we rushed down to the hospital and on getting there the unexpected happened………….
**Oge’s mom side of the story**
I was busy welcoming oges friends before my phone rang ……..
Me: hello
Strange voice: we are at the drop off and we could not find the money there
Me: I I I i……..
Before I could say anything I heard a gun shot with screams , while I was still pondering on this the doctor rushed towards me and broke d sad news to me that my husband is dead…………
GBEGE JAMS GBEGE
Literature / Re: The Last Virgin By Mr Kiddah by kiddahgfx(m): 12:58pm On Oct 18, 2016
EPISODE 6 (POLICE KASALA)

Continuation
**Cynthia’s side of the story**
Suddenly we heard a knock on the door, mehn I and Elizabeth were disorganized we didn’t know what to do, so we decided to keep mute but the person continued knocking but still we kept mute but suddenly the door opened and Immediately I pissed on my body , it was then I realized that it’s folake so I whispered to her to come and immediately she entered the bathroom she saw funke’s body hanging and immediately she saw this she screamed… suddenly we heard a male voice outside asking what’s wrong, it was then folake told us that funke’s dad is outside …
Me: we are doomed
Elizabeth: haaa mogbe mo da ran
Folake: so you killed her?
Before I could explain folake ran outside to tell her dad , even Elizabeth doesn’t know the full story of what happened the other night…………..

**police station**
**Elizabeth side of the story**
We were being held in custody with restriction to mobile access, while we were being held in custody we heard a woman shouting and screaming that her daughter has being kidnapped and the kidnappers were asking for a ransom of #1,000,000…. She started screaming chineke mo my oge , suddenly it occurred to me that it’s been a while we’ve seen Oge….


**Oge side of the story**
I was on my way home from a party and almost at my hostel before two guys came out of nowhere and kidnapped me..I was blindfolded and soon I met myself in an empty room with two guys, later they forced me to give them my mom’s number asking for a ransom of #1,000,000 within 7days or else they’ll deliver my dead body to her door post


**Back in the police station**
**Cynthia’s side of the story**
Elzabeth what are we to do now, who will even believe our story, even you yourself you don’t know the full story, she was surprised so I narrated everything that happened, she started crying when she realized that her boyfriend has been killed… while we were busy discussing funke’s dad walked in with her lawyer so I and Elizabeth were taken to the DPO’s office where funke’s dad , mom and lawyer were sited and to my own surprise funke’s dad is the state commissioner of police and before I could say anything Elizabeth screamed
Me: what’s wrong
Elizabeth : we are in deep shit
Me: what’s wrong na?
Elizabeth : my dad is funke’s dad lawyer

My dad fainted………
Literature / Re: The Last Virgin By Mr Kiddah by kiddahgfx(m): 12:57pm On Oct 18, 2016
EPISODE 5 ( WHO’S NEXT?)
**Elizabeth side of the story**
Hmmmmm I even thought I would be the first to fall victim of the virgin hunters, now they’ve unleased what they are made of …. The question now is who is next, is it I or Cynthia or Oge… I think I just have to tighten my seatbelt and I am also happy that john is not one of them …. Now I’ve decided to start living a good life o……

**Cynthia side of the story**
Oh you’ve been wondering when it’s going to be my turn or you think I am next well well………..
I also decided to stay far from guys after what happened to folake and funke, the church goers amidst us …
**phone rings**
Me : hello, who is on the line?
Stranger : its uche
Me : na wa o since
To cut the story short he told me that today was his birthday and after wishing him a happy birthday he invited me over for his birthday party which I agreed to attend with Elizabeth………..

**Uche’s birthday party**
When I got there I met a lot of people there smoking, drinking and eating, there were a lot of things being used lavishly………..
Elizabeth went to hang out with her bf (john) while I was left alone looking for uche , john went to call uche for me since they were friends…
Soon enough I hooked up with uche and later on, he offered me a cup of drink which I told him I can’t take due to the fact that I don’t take alcoholic drinks then he got something different for me and unknown to me the drink has being drugged…………
As I was about to drink it I noticed a look in uche’s eyes , like he was waiting for me to take it, this actually discouraged me from drinking it.
I noticed he was trying his best to lure me into drinking it but since I am being suspicious I decided not to take it so I told him I would like to go and unknown to me they’ve planned that both I and Elizabeth were going to be victims that night so I stylishly told him I would like to be on my way that I just received a text that we’re having 7am class tomorrow .
I went to call Elizabeth and I noticed she was already high so when I told john that we would be on our way he was happy and that surprised well as of now it’s none of my business I really have to get to my hostel as soon as possible as I was dragging Elizabeth along I saw one of the other girls that was among us (The Virgins) .
I wanted to ignore her but something told me to call her and as I was about to do that I saw her dancing with sola , well there was nothing I could do. suddenly I heard a gunshot which led to commotion, everywhere got disorganized within a minute which left me to decide whether to abandon my friend Elizabeth and run for my life then suddenly john suddenly beckoned on us and tried to help us escape, it was then I realized john had fallen in love with Elizabeth but unfortunately for us john was caught by sola ……..
Sola : john so you want to betray us for a lady
John : it’s not like that…..
Before john could utter any word he was shot on his forehead and left in his own pool of blood, then sola pointed the gun at me and the next thing I heard was the sound of a gunshot…….
At first I thought it was sola that fired at me but later I discovered it was a total stranger who saved us and helped us to our hostel……….

**Funke side of the story**
**Alone in the room**
I have totally ruined my life , imagine a young girl of my age with hiv, what will I tell my parents and my friends who are looking up to me, it’s better I leave this world for good than to face it’s shame and embarrassment …………
**Cynthia’s side of the story**
On getting to the room I met no one in the room so I laid Elizabeth down on her bed while I went to sleep…..
**morning**
I was still asleep and enjoying my sleep after a long stressful night then suddenly I heard Elizabeth scream….
Me : you this drunkard that almost got us killed , what’s it again this morning
Elzabeth : come and see funke in the bathroom
On getting to the toilet I saw funke where she hung herself, she had committed suicide , different questions started flowing through my mind
Who would believe us if we told them what happened?
What should we do?
Why did she kill herself?
Or did someone kill herself?
Literature / Re: The Last Virgin By Mr Kiddah by kiddahgfx(m): 12:40pm On Oct 18, 2016
dropping some episodes now
Literature / Re: The Last Virgin By Mr Kiddah by kiddahgfx(m): 9:42am On Oct 10, 2016
EPISODE 4 (REDEMPTION GONE WRONG)

**Folake’s side of the story**
**alone in the toilet**
Hmmmm see what my life has turned to, now I’ve become a disgrace to my family, what will I tell my parents that are trying their best to send me to school… is this how I’ll repay them of their good deeds……
I have to get rid of this pregnancy and thank God the hiv result I was given was not for me , it has given me a chance for redemption…

**Flashback**
**Back in the hospital**

Oge : so doctor you mean she’s pregnant
Cynthia : after the hiv again
Doc : which hiv?
Cynthia : she went for medical check-up and she was told that she’s hiv positive
Doc : according to test being carried out by our professionals she’s hiv negative………….

It was later the doctor that did the test for me begged me that the result was meant for another lady

**Funke’s side of the story**
**inside sola’s room**
I was inside sola’s room since he has been troubling me to come visit him for a while now, while we were talking he made love advances to me and claimed that he really loved, at first I was shocked but later I realized he was serious with it or so I thought……… I told me he should let us to be friends since we are both among the choristers in the church, but instead of him to stop he knelt down almost crying, on seeing this I was convinced that he truly meant what his saying so I pulled him up and kissed him but instead of the kiss to die down it grew more intense , mehn sola can kiss for Africa o…. the guy loves kissing see the way he was performing wonders on my lips immediately I got wet , and at this point I was trying to control myself so that the unexpected won’t happen but the harder I try the harder it becomes to hold myself so I actually gave up and meanwhile I’ve missed being romanced by a guy ………………

Gently he pulled down my skirt and my top leaving me in my bra and pant, then he gently undressed himself fully naked, mehn….
Me: all that for you?
Sola : na so we see am….

Then he came towards me kissed me again and unhooked my bra, and he removed my pants and laid me on the bed then…………………………

**Oge’s side of the story**
**in the library I was trying to read but it’s just not sticking to my brain, I kept thinking about what happened to folake then all of sudden my phone rang……..

Me: hello who is on the line?
Stranger : it’s the school clinic , your attention is urgently needed
Me: what happened?
Clinic : one of your friend named Folake was just rushed down here…….

**School clinic**
Doc : good day lady
Me: sir please what’s wrong with my friend?
Doc : she had an abortion and it damaged her womb, the probability of her to be able to conceive is very low
Me: haaa folake , why? Why?
Doc : take it easy dear

**Funke’s side of story**
**Romance continue**
It was very obvious that sola is a sex freak, the guy took me to cloud 9 even without penetrating yet, soon enough he tried to penetrate and I realized he wasn’t wearing a condom so I asked him to get one and he said I should not worry it that his clean, well I was too lust so I didn’t even bother to persuade him to get one……..
Mehn he gently penetrated inside me, at first it was painful but later I started to enjoy it…..

**three weeks later**
I got ill and it was getting serious , I was rushed to the hospital where a checkup was done, when the results came out I was told that I am H.I.V positive……..

**back in the hostel**

Everyone was seated speechless, folake was just recovering from the abortion she did which damaged her womb, now her probability of being able to conceive is very low… now funke is back with her own H.I.V positive, every one of them was speechless…
Literature / Re: The Last Virgin By Mr Kiddah by kiddahgfx(m): 3:53pm On Oct 06, 2016
EPISODE 3 (ONE DOWN)
**IN THE HOSTEL**
Elizabeth was back in her hostel only to meet nobody, she quickly showered and decide to take a nap….

**flashback**
**Elizabeth side of the story**
**back in John’s room**
When john was about to successfully disvirgin me , his phone suddenly rang and he was told that his dad is at the school gate so he has to quickly freshen up and unknown to me I would have being the first person to be disvirgned.

**
**Funke’s side of the story**
**in church**
I was in church then I sited sola from afar, he happened to be the choir master and that gave me the belief that his a good guy so I made it my mission to get close to him……..

**after service**
Me : bro sola
Sola : oh sister , wow cant believe you’d still recognise my face
Me: why wont I, can I get your contact, I wish to know you better sir
Sola : no problem

**later on we exchanged contacts**

**same day**
**Folake’s side of the story**
I was in church when the youth pastor walked up to me and told me that he noticed that I could sing very well, so he made a proposal for me to join the youth choir which I thought would be lovely… he told me to wait for proper introduction

After the introduction he collected my contact and we rounded up the meeting, while I was on my way back to the hostel I noticed the youth pastor (Bro Segun) was following me…. At first I thought he was stalking me but later………..

Me : sir are you not going home?
Pastor Segun : that’s my hostel down there
Me : I was scared at first
So when we got to the front of his hostel he told me to branch so that he could treat me well , at first I ignored but I fell for his sweet words…. Mehn segun’s voice is so sweet and lovely

**Inside Segun’s Room**
It was well furnished and beautiful, he later offered me a glass of juice which I stylishly collected from him, few minutes later after drinking it I slept off…….

**Waking Up*
I met myself naked, and I was very confused at first I thought I was in my hostel only to see myself beside Pastor Segun…………
Me : pastor what have you done?
Pastor Segun : oh oh you mean the fun we just had together , to be really sincere I never expected you to be a virgin with all this your endowment and beauty
Me: Pastor it’s not fair o, you just ruined my life, career and future **sobbing**
Pastor Segun : sorry dear had it been I would not have done it
Me: Shutup after drugging me, so this is how you do other sisters in the church …..

I left his room angry and crying, with my life being ruined and the following questions flowing through my mind
What will I tell my fellow roomies?
What will I now do with my life?
What will I do from now on?
Who will I tell?
What is the way out?

**Pastor Segun’s side of the story**
Immediately folake left my place I put a call through to femi , we are both part of the virgin hunters, folake never saw it coming…
Me : femo femo
Femi : wetin we see today wey you call me
Me : you won’t believe what happened today
Femi : you don give person belle abi because that’s your normal routine
Me : no o, one down o
Femi : one down ?
Me : I’ve disvirgin folake the church girl that you were saying she won’t be easy to get to
Femi : are you for real?
Me : yes o

**Folake’s side of the story**
**Hospital **
I was not feeling too fine so I decided to go for medical check-up in the hospital, after the check-up I was told to wait for my result……

Nurse : who is folake
Me : I ma
Nurse : **looking at me in a very suspicious way** the doctor wants to see you
**in the doctor’s office**
Doc : miss folake , just know that this is not end of the world o
Me: doc whats wrong?
Doc: here is the result of the test
**I opened the letter and what I saw really amazed me**
Me : H.I.V what ?
Doc: my dear don’t cry , you can still live a normal life with the right prescriptions
Me: **crying** temi ti baje o (my life has been destroyed)

**in the hostel**
Elizabeth : why are you crying folake
Cynthia : I wonder o
Me : don’t worry
Oge : don’t mind them, what’s really wrong
I explained what happened to me to them, they were all discouraged that I was the last person they thought could do that and no matter how I hard I try to explain to them they won’t believe that I was raped……. Suddenly I ran to the toilet and went to vomit and when I came out I was feeling dizzy and later collapsed so I was rushed to the hospital…

**hospital:
Doc : who brought the lady that was just rushed in
Oge : I sir
Doc : nothing to worry about she’s just 3weeks pregnant
Elizabeth , Cynthia , Oge, and Folake : Pregnant!!!

Watchout for episode 4
Literature / Re: The Last Virgin By Mr Kiddah by kiddahgfx(m): 3:50pm On Oct 06, 2016
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Literature / Re: The Last Virgin By Mr Kiddah by kiddahgfx(m): 7:10pm On Oct 05, 2016
EPISODE 2 (Encounter With The Virgin Hunters)
Unknown to them sola, femi and the 3rd guy (uche) are part of the virgin hunters, they were also part of the guys who kidnapped them …..
They actually did this so that by the time they come back in a decent way, the ladies will be deceived to give in to them………….

**back in the hostel**

The ladies were busy crying and now scared, Elizabeth was even suggesting that maybe they should consider forfeiting their adminssion since the virgin hunters are now after them…
Elizabeth: it seems I’ll go back to my papa house
Funke : I think I’ll also do the same
Cynthia : as for me I’ll tell my parents since they are rich and well connected, might even get a personal bodyguard
Folake : I don’t see any reason why we should all start saying this, I think this is a challenge to each and every one us
Oge : challenge? How?
Folake : if we can hold on to our virginity till date, I think we keeping it till we graduate should not be a big deal….

Cynthia: the choice is yours

**following day in school**

NOTE : the story is now multi sided from here

**Oge’s side of the story**

I was on my way to the admin block for registration, suddenly I saw a familiar face but can’t really recollect where I knew him from and to my amazement he greeted me

Stranger: hello beauty
Me: sorry do I know you
Stranger : you’ve forgotten me so soon, its I Femi
Me: oh my bad, thanks for the other day
Femi : you’re welcome, meanwhile can I get your contact , I wish to know you better
Me : oh no problem, here it is 0808******
Femi : talk to you later

**Folake’s Side of the Story**
I was on my way to get something to eat nearby since I’ve not really settled down and already tired due to the stress of the kidnapping, on my way I met sola
Me : good day sir
Sola : hahahah don’t sir me I’m just a young boy o
Me : if you say so sir, thanks for the other day
Sola : my pleasure, meanwhile can I get your mobile contact
I was about to give him not until it occurred to me that sola might even be part of the Virgin Hunters even though he looks responsible, so I thought to myself I won’t be fooled with his appearance
Me : ok sir that would be later, I don’t know it off head
Sola : later then

**Cynthia and elizabeth side of the story**
(Cynthia and elizabeth were both in the same department)
**on their way to school**
Cynthia : so folake tell me what type of guys do you like
Elizabeth : cute, handsome and rich, as for me the main thing I need is his riches , that’s why I did not date all those poor boys in my hood
Cynthia : money ke

Suddenly we met the third guy(uche) who rescued us with one of his friend , he looked decent and gentle so we decided to greet him

Cynthia : hello sir
Uche : I don’t think I know you girls
Elizabeth : we are the girls you and your friend rescued the other day
Uche : oh oh my bad, evening ladies and your names are?
Cynthia : mine is Cynthia but you can call me c baby
Elizabeth : mine is elizabeth you can also call me eazy bae
Uche : what a lovely name well meet my friend john
To cut the long story short, uche exchanged contacts with Cynthia while john did the same with elizabeth

**Elizabeth In John’s Room**
Within few days I and john were already into eachother

John : I am happy you finally decided to pay me a visit
Me : funny you, I was all alone in my hostel with folake , you know she’s this religious type that’s why I decided to come
John : funny you, anyway you are looking beautiful today o
Me : thanks
John is a lovely, handsome and rich guy, I actually fell for him because his room has riches written all over it, while we were busy discussing he made an attempt to kiss me but I ignored it at first so he continued talking as if nothing happened but later when he realised that I was now fully into him he made another attempt to kiss me which was successful, I might be a virgin but that is not my first time of kissing…….. the kissing was becoming so much passionate and before I knew what was going on, his hand was already in my bra gently massaging my breast, mehn john is so good when it comes to romance …………

**still in the romance session**
Few minutes later he got undressed and he did the same to his body, at this moment I had forgotten about the whole virgin hunters and I had even forgotten that I am still a virgin, john really made me feel special that moment…

We continued with the romance and then he made his way inside me to disvirgin me, then suddenly……………

Watchout for episode 3
Literature / The Last Virgin By Mr Kiddah by kiddahgfx(m): 7:09pm On Oct 05, 2016
The Last Virgin

Main Cast’s:

Funke
Cynthia
Folake
Elizabeth
Oge

Note: guy's please note this story is multi sided so as not to get confused while reading it


Episode 1 (Introduction)

(Funke's Residence)

Funke's Dad: My daughter remember the kind of family you're from, and don't forget to be a God fearing lady in school

Me (Funke) : Daddy I promise to be of good behaviour, you know I'm the only one left for you as your companion after mom's demise, I hope now you'll have time to remarry.

(Cynthia's Residence )

Cynthia's Mom: My daughter I won't be able to take you to school, the driver will take you instead... Don't worry when your dad is back from his business trip we'll come to visit you.

Me (Cynthia) : Mom!!!

Cynthia's Mom : you know I wish I could take you but I've got to seal a deal of 3 billion naira, don't worry I promise to send you extra 100k next week, just manage the 200k with you

(Folake's Residence )

Papa : My daughter please don't disappoint us, you know you are our only hope we don't have much but don't worry when your mama collects the loan from her thrift organization, we'll send it to you

Me (Folake): Papa its okay I understand, once I settle down I'll also look for a work to do to sustain myself

(Elizabeth’s Residence)

Me (Elizabeth): papa and mama see wetin una give me, do you want me to go and suffer ni

Elizabeth’s mom: my daughter please bear with us, this is what we could afford

Elizabeth’s Dad: i don know say you're a bastard child, do you now want me to go and do money rituals or what?

Me: my own is sha for you to provide for me and take care of me well

(Oge's Residence)

Me (Oge) : Mama and papa this is too much na, when it's not as if i won't come back home

Papa : My daughter it's not much at all, we even wished we could provide more than this.

Mama: just be of good behaviour in school my dear

Me: i promise not to disappoint you mama and Papa .

**Story proper**


Hi5 University (imaginary name)
They are all fresher’s (new students)
Funke got to school first, she did her registration and headed to her hostel, she happened to be the first to get to the room... While she was still accessing the room's beauty, Cynthia the rich girl walked in with beauty and riches all over her... Funke had already started to admire her before she could even say hello folake barged in looking wretched but still managed to look good in it, while the three of them were trying to get along Elizabeth and Oge walked in the same time....

few minutes later they were all into each other while Elizabeth was trying to get acquainted with Cynthia in order to get out of her riches.......


11:59pm

They were still talking being the first day in school, suddenly a group of guy's barged in, blind folded them and took them away.

By the time they were un blindfolded, they realized they were in an unknown area :

**the guys were all masked**
Voice1 : God mother take them inside and check out if they’re intact

Godmother (also masked): okay sir

It was when they got to where they’re were going to be checked they realized they were not the only one being kidnapped… still they didn’t know what they were being checked for…….
**few minutes later**
After they’ve stripped them naked and placed a calabash on each and every one of them, ten of them were taken to a separate room including FUNKE, CYNTHIA, FOLAKE,ELIZABETH AND OGE …..

**unknown voices conversing with bedroom voices**
Folake was able to get few words out of what they were discussing “just ten …….. are virgins’’

Later on they were all blindfolded and found themselves tied up in a bush the following morning, now they’re left on our to be rescued


………….
**10:00am*
Still no one came to rescue them, luckily for them three guys were walking by the bush and heard their screams, they rescued them and the ladies were shocked that the guys were not surprised to see them tied up…..

Guy1: my name is femi , you guy’s are freshers right
The Ladies: **nods **
Guy2 (sola): hahhaahahahaha that means you all are virgins niyen
**they looked at eachother with a surprised look**
Sola: well my advice for you girls is to keep your virginity till you graduate, the guys that kidnapped you will be back for you in a decent way , its left to you all .... or lemme just say its left for you to become The Last Virgin….
(This is the main phrase behind the title)

Femi: and please note that they don’t have any good/main motive behind this, they just do it for fun
Sola: They call themselves ‘’’Virgin Hunters’’, you’ll hear about them soon enough

(This is the main phrase behind the title)

Watchout for episode 2

Politics / APC Sets To Lose Ondo Election : Honourable O.tayo by kiddahgfx(m): 1:23pm On Sep 29, 2016
APC sets to lose Ondo election : Honourable O.Tayo

Initially, I decided to remain silent until I discovered some salient things concerning All Progressive Congress. The ongoing katzenjammer in the said party reminds me of a proverbial man who makes petrol its cream and tries to help his neighbour to extinguish fire and also the tale of a blind woman who powders her face and tries to confirm her beauty through a mirror. Both proverbial assertions are clear indications that the end of APC draws nearer. On this note, I will draw out both visual, historical and statistical, even chronometrical reasons why I affirm that APC sets to lose Ondo Gubernitorial election.
It should be noted that I am not a political partisan but a political thinker who is a freelance commentator on the political runnings in Nigeria. I will not forgive myself if I refuse to donate a cup of words for APC stakeholders to drink. I am not interested in the causes of the fight between or among the stakeholders in the aforementioned party but only interested in making sure that the acronym of the party does not change to ABC (ALL BACKWARD PARTY). Ipso facto, the historical aspect of the fight in APC makes me to realize that there had been a road that led to the recent ruckus concerning the primary election. Since there is a need to consider the cause, I will draw out some connotations and assertions of Femi Fani Kayode where he asserts that there is a historical antecedent of the latest 'ish' in the party. Factually, Tinubu and anti-Tinubu squad. "...the party machinery has not only been taken away from Tinubu with the effective highjacking of Odige-Oyegun but that it has also opted to do the bidding of his mortal enemies and to fight him.
An eloquent testimony to this disturbing fact is the outcome of the Ondo state gubernatorial primaries where Tinubu's candidate was edged out and cheated of the nomination by the party leadership.
This was the last straw that broke the camels back and predictably Tinubu has reacted in a very loud, aggressive and profound manner by publicly calling for the removal of the National Chairman of the party (Fani 2016: pt 6)."
However, the fact that there is a controversial interest in the party between Tinubu and other stakeholders, then, the rivalry party has a chance to win. Going back to my initial proverbial clause, it is evident that most Nigerians vote for party but not individuals as they believe that the party will produce the best for them. Without digressing, the reigning economic recession in Nigeria is blamed on APC but not only the offspring as the rivalry party is vigorously preparing to take control of politics in both the state level and national level. Yet, there is faction in APC despite the fact that the party is everyday losing its recognition in Nigeria. Lot of criticism and lamentations have greeted state owned APC concerning the unpaid salary.
No one should expect my apology if I say that Tinubu is people's choice, therefore, fighting Tinubu is like helping the rivalry party to win. Notwithstanding, ondo people are only expecting APC candidate. But now, there is ruckus in the party which will give the ondo people no other option than to go for the rivalry party in order to avenge the injustice that surfaced in the last concluded primary election as claimed by Tinubu.
The statistical approach where I affirm that APC sets to lose the governorship election can be visually understood when you see sadness on the face of anti- Tinubu squad during the aftermath of the governorship election. Before, the election there was a report on the allignment among the contestants to Tinubu for his choice candidate but now, they are all protesting with one voice. Statistically, out of the 2730 delegates sent, 2071 delegates are strongly against the winner of Ondo APC primary election as they protest through their respective candidate. Tell me how APC would win if scores are not settled with Tinubu. Imagine the number of delegates that are against the winner, let alone ondo electorates.

The latest opinion poll on Adaba FM anchored by Aladesanmi Oyekanmi is a conclusive reason why APC will lose Ondo governorship election as Ondo people said that if peace does not reign, APC will lose the election. I will not forget the chronometrical approach that ingredients my concoction of facts. As the election draws nearer, I measure time and realize that there is no time for APC, they should quickly settle their dispute before they conclusively lose their recognition in Nigeria.


source : http://www.wakanewz.com/2016/09/apc-sets-to-lose-ondo-election.html

Nairaland / General / Breaking News | Man Gets Killed By A Dafo In Lagos (pictures) by kiddahgfx(m): 4:06pm On Sep 04, 2016
BREAKING NEWS .
So sad, may his soul rest in peace. Let's learn from this ,the world is vanity.
This man died this morning at onigbongbo bus stop Maryland, a danfo brush his car, and this man left his car, remove his shoes and ran after the danfo, he try to hold the bus but the conductor push him away and another danfo coming hit him on his head and that was the end. Look at the man lying down and his car beside him, he left everything, pls learn how to let go, cos "bintin laye" (there's nothing in this world) he's said to be an MD in one of the nearby offices.


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Literature / Re: Funke My Sexy Secretary By Mr.kiddah (episode 1-10) by kiddahgfx(m): 6:26pm On Sep 01, 2016
Episode 6
Susan: Mr john nu why are you now looking like someone who has not seen a girl naked before
Me: No be dat just surprised at the size of your boobs
Susan: Thanks o
Me: Are you sure they are real
Susan: Confirm it yourself if you don’t believe me
Me**attempts to touch it**
That was how her mom called for her, an hatred for her mom developed immediately because she stoped me from tasting they honeypot between her daughter’s leg……
**temi’s place**
Temi: Welcome john
Me: Wow what a nice place…. **a cute little girl ran towards me to greet me**
Susan: Wow blood is thicker than water o, it’s been 5years and still the bond between us still shows…


I was actually happy to see the girl she is cute and beautiful , am happy to call her my child so later on I asked about her hubby and she told no man has actually been able to admit to marry her and as well ready to take care of Kate…
Me: So you named her Kate
Susan: That’s what you planned to name your first female child…
The child later slept off on my laps and she took her inside, when she came back to where I was sitted she planted a kiss on my lips whispering I miss that devil of yours, on hearing this I lost my sense of humour, the next thing I realized was that we were both unclad , it was my mom’s call that brought me back to life…
Mummy: Haba john, why have you stoped picking my calls
Me: Nothing mama I have been busy with work ma
Mummy: Alright my child the lord is your strength and hope you have not forgotten what I have been telling you since about bringing a wife home.
Me: Mama don’t worry I’ll soon bring a wife home as soon…. **temi snatchs the phone from me**
Temi: Evening mama it’s me your son’s fiancee and am happy to tell you that you already have a grand child….


Episode 7-8
**Next Day At Office**
I was alone at the office thinking about the drama that happened between I and Temi, I could not act back because it’s so obvious the child is mine and she was actually beautiful and fun to be with, at that moment I feel like cuddling her (blood is thicker than water) .
So at that moment I decided to put an end to all my bad ways and settle down with my baby mama , so I made a call to her
Me: Hello temi
Temi:hello love
Me: I’d love it if we could meet my mom this weekend
**with my mom**
When we got to my mom’s place Temi knelt down and greeted her wella , Kate on the other hand is very lovely and fun to with because before what was happening she was already playing with my mom like they’ve known each other for ages but something happened that spoilt the good time we were having…,
**someone dashes inside**
Kemi: Haaa oko mi (my husband) you are back, your son has even missed you oya solo (Solomon) go and greet your daddy…
Temi eye’s and I became four leaving me speechless….


** in my office**
Started thinking about the whole drama that happened with temi and my mom , I really need to hold kate tight o … She did not even let me explain who that woman was and who really gave birth to the child… While I was thinking funke walked in…
Funke: Good. Day sir
Me: How are you funke
To cut the long story she sha, she invited me over for the weekend to attend her birthday party, I was really angry and annoyed with her, I am trying to fix my life while she’s busy telling me about one birthday party.. She was angry with my decision well I cared less ….
**Friday Evening**
10:05pm
Someone knocked my door and I was really scared wondering who it might be , started thinking that I was about to be robbed..,
Me: Yes who is that
Susan: It’s me Susan..
I was surprised she came to my apartment at that time of the day , she later explained to me that her mom had travelled and she forgot her key to her friend’s place that she wants to sleep over so that the following day she’ll go back to pick it up….
12:00am


Still busy watching hip tv special while she slept off on the chair opposite mine, well I actually thought she was asleep but when our so called nepa took off the light I decided to go inside and sleep they brought the light back on my way and to my surprise I saw Susan naked on the chair, immediately I had an erection…. She just winked at me and whispered I have been waiting for this moment for so long , I just stood there speechless without being able to do anything and I guessed she noticed that so she decided to take the lead role by unzipping my trouser and when she saw what was really down there she screamed out loud , don’t tell me that is going into me and me as a person that I love ladies being amazed at my size came back to life by kissing her and had a lil session of Romance leaving her unclad , when I penetrated into her she screamed out loud but thanks to the noise coming out from the speakers the neighbors couldn’t hear us or so I thought… I started pounding her so had that she was screaming aloud when someone suddenly came to knock my door and when I checked who it was I realized it was Susan’s mom o…
Several thoughts came across my mind that moment.


Episode 9-10
I really played a hard game escaping that night, well that’s another story for another day.

**Next Day**
Was bored and had nowhere to go so around 1pm I received a text from funke my secretary reminding me of her birthday party which I was actually now ready to attend, little did I know that she has alot in stock for me….
On getting to her place I noticed there was no sign of celebration , well I was bored and I can’t turn back after getting there….


**inside her house**
It was a duplex and I was surprised how a lady that her salary is being paid by me gets to live a luxury life like that…
Funke: Good afternoon love mi
Me : ** shocked and surprised ** when….. **she interrupted me with a kiss**
Then I saw an elderly man and woman entering…
The man: Good day my son, so you’re the lucky man my daughter has been talking about …
Me: **thinking** shuuu talking about me…
I was about to spill the beans when I saw funke winking at me just to play along , I wanted to find a way to get out of my current situation but the harder I try the harder it becomes for me to leave…
Soon funke found a way to take me out of the long boring conversation with her dad….
**in her bedroom**
Me: What’s the meaning of …..
Funke: Oga abeg no vex, my parents has being on my neck to bring a man home I just have to be smart with them and besides you look responsible…
**6pm**
After eating a delicacy cooked by their maid which I was not even comfortable with I made an attempt to leave …
Me: Sir and ma , I would love to be on my way home.
Funke’s dad: But funke said you’ll be sleeping over
Me: **my eyes and funke met** oh sir that’s true but an important issue came up …
I tried so hard to leave but they insisted on me sleeping over o, I sha ended up sleeping over in funke’s room …


**midnight**
Funke made some attempts to have me f--k her but I was just not in the mood, she tried all her possible best which later succeeded…


**following morning **
On getting to my office I saw a letter on funke’s desk and when I open and read it I realized it was a resignation letter and towards the end it stated that there was a surprise package for me on my table , on getting to my table I saw a brown envelope , when I opened it I saw some photos and a small paper with some writings on it, the photos contained myself and funke naked on the bed, and when I checked the paper it stated that ” to get rid of this paper pay a sum of 2million into this account”…


2 Millionaira ke, where I wan get am before I know what was happening 2 police officers walked into my office and told me i was under arrest and I kindly asked them for what but all they said was that I’ll understand better when I get to their office, two problems in a day, when I got to the station the assistant commissioner was the one who attended to me, it was then I realized his Temi’s father, yawa don gas am so sure I can’t escape this….


Temi’s dad : You impregnated my daughter and thought you can escape abi
Me: Sir its not…. **Before I could say anything a hot slap landed on my face that left me speechless **
**in my cell room**
*crying*
Eh eh blackmail wahala dey wey I never settle now another problem don surface…
While thinking I saw Temi and she kinda felt for my pains, then my phone ranged and her dad picked it up since my properties were in his custody …


Temi’s dad: Hello
Funke: I want to speak with John, tell him if he doesn’t send the money to me tonight I’ll leak the photos and please get off the phone d--k…
Well funke did not know she just made an enemy with the devil, immediately funke droped the call, temi’s dad barged into my cell and i was seriously dealt with after which I narrated everything that happened between i and funke….


A pretty young lady walked over to my cell and I was wondering where I knew that face it was not long until I realized it was temi’s bestie that I and my bestie in uni played a game of truth and dare with which led to an unwanted pregnancy which I forced her to abort and unknown to me it damaged her womb, but little did I know her dad is the state commissioner of police, on hearing this I fainted…
Voice1: Oh boy wake up , you’re just getting started
Me: Where am I?
Voice2: **laughing** you have been transferred to the state soldiers barracks….
Me: Please can you do me a favour
Both: What’s that?
Me: Let me say my last prayer

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Literature / Funke My Sexy Secretary By Mr.kiddah (episode 1-10) by kiddahgfx(m): 6:24pm On Sep 01, 2016
This story was written by mztarkiddah

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Prologue
This story is 100% fiction, a story of a successful rich young man whose past came back hunting him and who also had to deal with his present and future problems he created by himself


Funke My sexy secretary
EPISODE 1-3
My name is john, I was fortunate to be employed in a big company after my nysc where I happen to be the general manager of the company.
I was given a personal secretary, my secretary happens to be a spiritual and decent woman, she recently got married and later resigned. The hunt for a new secretary began, several ladies wrote application letter.


30 ladies made entries for the post,a lady called funke was lucky to be employed. This was how my s-x journey in the company started.
Funke resumed work on Monday wearing a tight short skirt with a round neck top which revealed her sexy figure. When she came into my office to submit a file I got lust in f-----g her so I made up my mind that my p---k must to taste her tonto.

To cut the long story short I was given an appointment with a foreign company agent in Abuja and I was to be accompanied with a lady so I nominated funke.
We lodged at an hotel whereby only one room was available so we decided to sleep together , on hearing this my p---k dn dy give me sign say today na today , I had to control it from revealing my aim.

When we got inside I went to shower and change because it was already late. After I had shower and changed funke also headed to the bathroom this was how I started to plan how to execute my devilish plans . So as she headed to the bathroom I changed into a short and acting as if I was sleeping, when she came inside and saw me on the bed thinking I was fast asleep she dropped the towel wrapped her around her sexy body revealing her full bossoms it was from there I started suspecting she’s a nursing mother but my other brain between my two legs was busy telling me not to bother about that . When she backed me I stood up gently and grabbed her boobs from the back and squeezing them gently and to my greatest surprise she did not resist it, all she did was stretch her hand and dip it into my shorts to reveal my full grown devil and she was shocked at the size of it
Funke: Oga na only u get this black mamba
Me: Na so we see am


She just smiled and went back on her kneels sucking my devil and it’s ball like there’s no tomorrow which I was really enjoying so in order not to c-m soon I stylishly stopped her from sucking and lifted her and droped her on the bed and brought my devil to the entrance of her p---y it was dripping so much like a water fall immediately I inserted my devil into her p---y, she screamed out loud saying oga this tin too big o take am easy….



Following Morning
**meeting with the white man**
I arrived there early with funke so that the white men will know we are serious with the meeting after waiting for about three hours a sexy receptionist walked up into the meeting room to inform us that the white men won’t be around that day so we had to lodge into the hotel but this time around we were provided with two different rooms, immediately funke heard this she looked me with a disappointment face and to be sincere i was also disappointed because my devil won’t be at work tonight so I just acted normal and the receptionist led us to our different rooms…


**8pm same day**
Someone knocked on my door and when I opened the door for the person I realized it was the same room service lady that came, to my greatest surprise she was looking way sexier than she was in the morning so I decided to put my one night stand skills to test, I started with knowing her name and to my greatest surprise she bears the same name as my secretary but the only difference between them was that my own funke was way busty than her although her own is normal but I did not care about that in my current situation because my devil was already complaining .


Soon enough I engaged in a naughty chat with her it was when then she told she has a crush on me but doubts if am way loaded down dere, my devil just shakes its head saying if you know how loaded and energetic I am you would run away from the room instantly.. This actually annoyed the real me not my devil so I decided to teach her a lesson not knowing I was going to meet my nemesis, soon enough I started kissing her and I had the intention of small romance session because I really wanna teach her a great lesson …


Funke: Oga take it easy u wan spoil my lips
Little did she know I had a lot in store for her and luckily she was wearing a tight skirt so there was no need to stress myself in getting her naked, I just laid her on the bed and raised her skirt up that was when I made my biggest mistake because I was already lust into teaching her a lesson to the extent that I forgot to wear a cd ..


Soon enough I was banging her hard that I can see she herself was really enjoying it ..in my head I was happy while I failed to listen to what my devils’ brain was telling me after I felt c-m gathering but I neglected it and I poured all my seed into her. Someone knocked the door, she dressed up and left a c whispered to me don’t worry I’ll clean up, to my surprise my own funke came in .
Funke: Oga oya it’s my turn o, you just dy make person h---y with the way you dealt with that lady..
I just smiled and after then we had just a round before she left for her room.
I woke up around 7am and we were to meet with the white men by 8am, immediately I saw that it was already 7am I dashed into thr bathroom to take my bath and dress up so as to be able to catch up with time, lucky me I got to the meeting room by 7:50am with funke already seated after few mins the white men came in and we had the meeting…
**3 weeks later**
I was in my office when a text came in “We need to talk o ..(from funke)”…



I was confused and downcast also wondering why didn’t she clean up and how she got my number, well that wasn’t my problem .. I really need to find out maybe what she’s saying is true so I called her back but she refused to say anything so I dropped the call and soon enough a text came in of a location we were to meet and I started wondering how a lady who works in Abuja got to know so much about osun well I just ignored that and later in the day I went to where we were supposed to meet. it was the bar of a popular hotel (Ripples) but on getting to the bar I met nobody and i started wondering about what’s going on, while I was still thinking the bar attendant walked up to me and she said I was instructed to give you this…

It was actually a sealed letter labeled “To You My Love”, In my mind I was like wetin bring love enter the matter now well that’s another story for another day.
“Oga John Na wa o u don forget so soon that you have planted your seed somewhere and now it’s germinating, well I can help you out call this no 080******”


I dialed the number but it was not going through so I sat down at the bar and ordered for a bottle of gulder, I sat down and started thinking about how my life got so f----d up, am still 23 and not yet ready for marriage talkless of fathering a b-----d child not long enough my phone rang and when I picked it ….
Funke: Hello oga
Me : What’s wrong **in an angry tone**
Funke: Sir the bank sent someone to see you and she insisted on seeing you today
Me: Alright I will be with you in few mins
When I got to the office the person I saw shocked me and on seeing her I almost ran mad …..
Temi: John Na ur face be dis
Me: **acting tough** temi temi
I know you all might think the lady was funke but she ain’t and right then I wished it was funke dat I saw
**flashback**


Episode 4-5
Me: Omo you sweet die o
Temi: What do you expect
Me: Just make sure you use the drug I gave you o
Temi: Trust me you know am not ready to nurse any child now.
It happened that I had one night stand with temi where she promised to clean herself up after the s-x but I never knew she had alot in store for me o. .
**4 weeks later**
Temi: Hello john, there is problem o
Me: **surprised** what problem o
Temi: Am pregnant o
Me: **shocked** for who?
Temi: You of course
Me: You must be joking o I can remember clearly that I gave you a drug to use after the s-x session
Temi: Ehn ehn you wan dey deny am abi, don’t worry we’ll meet later


**back to reality**
I started thinking about the one night stand I had with her back in uni but to my surprise she seemed less concerned about it which gave me a sigh of relief…
Temi: Back to the main thing that brought me here, we noticed that your company is no longer active with the account you have with us, so we decided to come and inquire about it
Me: It’s simple we are currently pumping our revenue into a new line of business that’s why.
Temi: Alright sir **winks at me then looked at my devil**
Then my devil whispered to me see fresh fish for ground o no dull yourself so while she was about going I asked for Her contact but her response shocked me..
Temi: Don’t worry I’ll beep you when am less busy, your contact is not something hard to come by..
Well I was not actually bothered about t since I was the manager of the company… It was another text from my nightmare that brought me back to my right senses
“meet me again tonight same venue ”
I was like wetin I do this girl but while still bothering about funke, a text came in and on reading the text ……..

**light fades*
Me: *shocked* where am I? What happened?
Later after regaining consciousness I remembered all that happened that led me to being admitted in an hospital..
This was the content of the text
“if you want to meet your child come to my house during the weekend, this is my address from Temi”
Then I noticed my life has being so f----d up but there was nothing to do correct it, I told the doctor to discharge me immediately but he insisted on me being discharged later in the night….



In my two bedroom apartment thinking about what I could do to correct my past then a text came in from funke am at the venue waiting for you o. …immediately I dressed up and headed to ripples on getting there I met funke sitted already..


Funke: Hope say u carry enough money come, Na u go pay my bills
.. well that was actually the least of my problems right now
Me: Back to the main matter on ground I need to see the doctors report till I believe what you’re saying..
Funke: If that’s ok by you, pick the hospital and we’ll do it tomorrow


**following morning**
We both went to the hospital to do the test and the result came out it was positive, which I was not happy with…


I started wondering what I would o but to my amazement something unimaginable happened, immediately I stepped out of the hospital with funke a group of guys waylaid us, shouting at funke that if she makes any attempt to remove the pregnancy she’s dead… When they left she started begging me and deep inside me I was really angry and left there in annoyance still happy that God just saved me from one problem, now I have to deal with Temi


**Saturday morning **
Bachelors life ain’t easy , no one to run errands for you… I needed to get airtime on my phone to call temi so I decided to send my neighbour’s daughter….
Me: Susan how are you?
Susan: Am fine sir
Me: Please help me get #1000 mtn worth airtime.
She was actually washing clothes when I sent her to get the credit, when she got back she knocked on the door and I opened, when she handed me the credit the wrapper tied to her waist got loose …….





SOURCE: http://www.wakanewz.com.ng/2016/08/funke-my-sexy-secretary-by-mrkiddah.html

Nairaland / General / Crazy! See How This Man Spent N8m To Get Massive Bum, Lip-fillers And Botox (pho by kiddahgfx(m): 8:42am On Jul 27, 2016
A man has shocked the world by going ahead to get expensive cosmetic surgery that gave him a massive bum, lip fillers and botox all paid by his sugar-daddies.

James Holt
A man has spent a whopping £21,000 (N8 million) on cosmetic surgery to look like the Kardashian sisters.
According to The Sun, James Holt, 22, from Bury, Greater Manchester, has splurged £10,000 on his lip fillers alone to emulate his idols, Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner.
He has also spent about £3,000 on Botox, £2,000 on cheek filler, filler under his eyes, and filler on his jawline and even said he is willing to have six ribs removed to achieve his ideal hourglass shape.


Now, five years after his first procedure, James has transformed to a head-turning doll-lookalike.
“I’m going to be really fake looking – that’s the look I’m going for,” he said.
“I love the Kardashians, especially Kylie and Khloe, but Kim is past it now. I love that big butt and small waist look.

“Since Kylie started getting big lips a year ago it’s become really fashionable. Mine are bigger than Kylie’s now.”
He started the process when he was just 17 as he wanted to be like his idols. So, he booked an appointment at a local salon to have his first bout of Botox and lip injections.

He said: “I went to college the next day expecting everyone to be amazed and to comment on my lips, but no one said anything

“I went back the next morning and had another 1.5ml put in, but still no one noticed.

“By the end of the week I had 6ml and everyone said it looked amazing. I loved my look. It was big and juicy and it was just what I wanted.”

He was hooked and wanted more which led him to get a botox and bum implant. He now tops up his filler every two months, to keep his luscious lips in prime condition.
Continuing his quest to completely transform his look, James will fly to Poland in August to have a £4,000 nose job. He also plans to have a chin implant, his toes straightened and fat transferred to his behind to create a round bum.
Though the procedures do not come cheap, James is spoilt with cash from his three sugar daddies. In return, James gives them scantily clad pictures of the jaw-dropping results.

He explained: “The most I’ve been given is £2,000, but I usually get around £400.

“You’ve just got to squeeze as much money out of them as fast as you can.

“And when they start pressurising you to meet them, you block them.”

source: http://www.wakanewz.com/2016/07/crazy-see-how-this-man-spent-n8m-to-get.html

Romance / Obama To Address Dallas Killings by kiddahgfx(m): 10:31am On Jul 08, 2016
After the incident that occurred in USA where two black men were killed within 48 hours in different location, people gathered around to protest against this unlawful act.

A video was even leaked online whereby after a police officer killed a black man he still continue to fire at him, this is really becoming unbearable so people gathered around in DALLAS to protest against before unknown snipers realesed series of gunshots to the crowd aiming at 11 Dallas police officers which killed 5 and left 6 injured.

Some withness were able to record a video of what happened where an unknown gun man shot a policer without regret and escaped with the crowd running away, the withness said the shooter said was wearing a body armor preventing the shots fired by the officer not to penetrate into his body..

According to the press conference held with president Obama he promised to act on this unlawful act in the next 30minutes..
One was suspect was apprehended but reports from cnn made it known that the suspect was killed in a standoff, also stating that he is likely to be one of the two snipers that fired the shots. Two suspects were also apprehended in a vehicle trying to get away.

One of the killed officers was identified to be a 43year old Brent Thompson


source: http://bleechreport..com.ng/2016/07/obama-to-address-dallas-killings.html
Romance / See Pictures Of Men Who Almost Died In A Suckaway by kiddahgfx(m): 8:01am On Jul 04, 2016
Who knows CPR, someone is dying. This happen around 12:20 on Saturday 2nd of July, when a body was pulled out of a sewage deport (suckaway). Noise everywhere, bystanders watched as the lifeless body of a grown man was pulled out of a suckaway. The body was on the ground, there was no sign of life. No body could help, but one of the bystander knows CPR, he was putting pressure on his chest so the water in his lungs could come out, but no sign of life, before we knew it, he was using his month to suck and blow air through the assumed dead mans nose. He was still doing that when another body was pulled out, this was the body of the person who tried to save the victim, he was Unconscious too, but gained consciousness after they mount pressure on this chest. The most annoying thing was that, they could not get an Ambulance, after about 20minte, they got a car to transport them to a nearby hospital. Hopefully they both make it.

see pictures below:

SOURCE: http://bleechreport..com.ng/2016/07/see-pictures-of-men-who-almost-died-in.html

Romance / See Pictures Of Uniosun Female Student Who Spreads Stinky Underwears On Window by kiddahgfx(m): 2:48pm On Jul 03, 2016
Some ladies could be very funny and naughty, how can a girl spread her underwear on the window.
HaBa, showing the world that you have them in store right?, well I don't know how ladies dry their pant though.
But I can give you little tips, ladies underwear are made of light material so they don't need much time under the sun. I could remember i was at a Friend's place, I was pressed so, I asked her if i could use the toilet, Oh my God, you need to see those things in different shapes, I could not use the toilet because of the fear of any droping on my head. I noticed that was another way ladies spread their underwears.
Am sure you ladies know that underwears are not for the public eyes to see. So please ladies be sure of where to dry them.
Location: behind testimony villa, sir k junction, okuku

see pictures below:


source: http://bleechreport..com.ng/2016/07/see-pictures-of-uniosun-female-student.html

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Crime / Uniosun "Big Girl" Steals Iphone by kiddahgfx(m): 10:51am On Jun 22, 2016
UNIOSUN "BIG GIRL" STEALS IPHONE

I don't know what is wrong with we youth of nowadays, is it a must to you use an iPhone? To the extent that you have to disgrace yourself by stealing one.
People like this are always the first to rain curses on government officials who loot funds.

An incident occurred this week where a young lady who is also a student from Uniosun Okuku Campus was accused of stealing an IPhone 5s.
It all started two weeks during the faculty cultural day program where a member of the Ekiti state students association lost her phone (iPhone 5s) at the event and all effort to find the phone was futile, it was untraceable.
But later that week, some students who where on the lookout saw the phone with this lady and informed the owner that a lady was flaunting the missing phone around. Ghen-ghen.

On Saturday 18th June 2016, she was again seen with the phone, immediately a call was put through to the owner, who came immediately to the ladies hostel to confront the accused. Come and see drama.
The girl denied and stood her ground that she didn't steal nothing. She claimed she's richer than to be stealing an iPhone. Of course, she claims to be a big girl, she form die and she doesn't talk to a lot around.
She even pulled out her sanitary pad in public to prove that there was nothing she was hiding down there. Damn.
If you were there when she was denying, you'll almost be certain that she was accused wrongly.
When the issue was turning to a seasonal movie and getting too hot, the landlord of the hostel called the police.

The case was taken to the police station where the accused was again asked if she own any iPhone, she denied any connections with the phone.
But then her apartment was searched , and an iPhone 5s charger was found in her potty. She still took her stand that all accusations brought forward where lies. (OK, so what is an iPhone charger doing in an unusual place in your room? Ehn? Big girl)

She claimed she is a big girl whose fiance works as a manager in NNPC Abuja and her Mom was dead. Ah!
SHOCKINGLY her Mom showed up form Osogbo to the police station to bail her. Lobatan.
We all thought the matter was cooling off but then reports circulated yesterday that she came up to confess that she stole the phone and was sorry. *hands on head*. This happened after she was threatened that the case would be taken to the school senate and she might be rusticated.
To tell you my church mind I was highly disappointed that this self acclaimed big girl had to steal.
I mean tell your boyfriend who is a Manager at NNPC to buy you iPhone na. (oh maybe it's NNPC filling station)
Shit happens.

source: http://bleechreport..com.ng/2016/06/uniosun-big-girl-steals-iphone.html
Education / Five (5) Relationship Between Success And Power by kiddahgfx(m): 12:10pm On Jun 19, 2016
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FIVE (5) RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SUCCESS AND POWER

According to OXFORD dictionary, power was defined as the capacity or ability to direct or influence the behaviour of others or the course of event.
SUCCESS: it can be defined as the accomplishment of an aim or purpose. I would also love to share this definition of success I came across online ‘’success is the good or bad outcome of an undertaking’’.

Below are the five (5) relationships between power and success;
-RISK: Risk is an unforeseen circumstances that we have to overcome, in order to gain power we must be ready to take risk, some people even give up their comfort zone to possess power and success, someone with power can use the power to influence people or some other factors to achieve success.

-LESS LEISURE TIME: Power, let’s take President Buhari as a case study, he now has less or no leisure time . An adage says ‘’to become successful, you have to sacrifice your leisure time for success.’’

-FEAR: One who possess power or success has definitely added fear to one of his/her problems, he/she becomes scared of losing the power or success and even worst of all the fear of the power and success leading to death.

-COMPETITION: One who possess power or has achieved success will be in competition with his rivals because the rivals will put in their best to overcome such person because to the rivals such person is a rival to them. For example GLO is trying their best to overthrow MTN in Nigeria and if MTN is not careful GLO might overthrow them.

-DELEGATION: One with power cannot carry out tasks himself he/she has to delegate the power being possessed to subordinates, Buhari can only give out road construction contracts to contractors, he cannot construct the road himself , Success on the other hand also requires delegation because a successful individual cannot be successful without the delegation of works to people to help him, a typical example is a football team, a COACH cannot win a football match without a team of skilled footballers.

CREDIT: MZTAR KIDDAH
SOURCE; http://www.wakanewz.com/2016/06/five-5-relationship-between-success-and.html

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