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Might be a skit but I know a lot of girls like this, I have even overheard them discussing it. No matter the amount I send I always attach receipts nit for anything but in case of network issues or loss so you will know it's not from my end. The only time I don't share is if I don't have your wsApp. These girls are just too empty. I wonder the type of guys who wants to impress such?

Na simps I blame sha

spiceadole:
I'm not holding him captive.

If you are too nice to a man,he will despise you and show you pepper.
That's what I know.
Men are not wired to appreciate women who are too good to them and vice versa
The goal is not to be the victim.

Well, I guess we are living in fkd up times. It's why I'm not even keen on getting married but having kids. Life is too short abeg and I intend to make the most of it being happy as much as I can. Still try dey give am soft landing sometimes if you can please. Being a man is hard enough on its own.

Na CityBoy dey him eyes to join

Diamond098454:
Cool and you?

Have a great weekend ahead.

Great and you too, enjoy your weekend

eteebanky1:
Number one citizen is back

Welcome GCFR.

Ordinary senior manager

Diamond098454:
Hahaha hahaha hahaha
Bad guy

How you dey my PH girl

Lol so na this one senior manager kiss Camilla for

Instead of senior manager to wipe am wein no good to straighten the British on why as a member of the commonwealth we are still considered as foreign nationals under British law... They just dey scam us dey chop free deve sha

This wan don finally mentus

God
Why did she have to do this. That's a full grown baby there.

spiceadole:
If he is not happy, he knows what to do

You can't be this mean in real life... I think you're probably just acting here. Na wah ooh . The thought of your personality off of here makes me cringe. No woman can be this heartless. Just set the poor man free please.

spiceadole:
Yes.
I am done with childbirth.
Sex is not food

Haaaa! I remember you now. The one who doesn't even try to make her man feel happy, so you still deny him sex too? God abeg ooh.

Impressive

eepeepook:
Yoruba boys and baby hippos is a love story as old as time.

🤣🤣

ErnestNc:
My guys chop me rawwww... Omo dat girl use me play . She no gree come my side. She dey always talk say make we comot .. She almost use billing kpai me before I ghost am

Hahahaha... Na cos she know say you dey drool over her and put her on a pedestal. She be wicked girl when for use you till you tire for life

Samantha125:
She wants to give you a son so that she can start chasing your daughter away, it starts like that... ... You sound so naive and no different from those baby mamas that you guys are always castigating on this forum.

But anyways, good luck...😃😃😃

Chase her away how? I sound naive? Stop spewing garbs. I only mentioned that cos you make it sound like no single lady can/ will play step mother, not that I was ever entertaining the thought. Someone I used protection on every time we met even though she always disapproved? I'm not steeewwpd.
Just stating that having a child out of wedlock doesn't stop a man from finding love again with a single lady if he wants to.

ErnestNc:
Bck in 2020 I could recall one time , there was this new beautiful girl in my street whom i admired so much. Lets call her Amina, a corper. She had skin like milk and hourly glass shape that made all the boys drooled.

Her walking steps made her backside giggle with every pace in time. I was barely 23 and was a fvcking simp. Each time our eyes met, she would smile sheepishly as i waved at her , while she giggled her behind as she walked past elegantly. In my head i was like "omo this babe don dey dread me, be like say things go sup". My next game plan was to take her number and i did.

One day Amina walked past and my friends called my attention , " oboi that banny don dey pass again". Prior to this, i had informed them of my intentions to block her. But that day i was reluctant , cuz i was dressed like a servant as she had seen me in that clothing thrice before. I would be appearing like merlin..u know...

My greatest desire that period was to please her and give her a good treat . I didnt mind if we had nothing, tho i wanted some . Watching her facial expressions alone was satisfying as she was drop dead gorgeous.

Eventually i got her number on a good day. We got talking and i opted for her to come over and she agreed. I bribed my roomie to clean up the house and get lost .
He did but at the 11th hour before her arrival, she canceled and preferred we stayed out or go somewhere nice, which i obliged.

We sat inside Final Fantasy at Choba for a drink. She was soft spoken and even the tone and sound of her voice melted my heart each time she spoke my name. I guess i was in love .


In that moment she received a call and she wasnt comfortable as i read her expressions. It seemed she was questioned about her whereabout and her response went like this. " I'm at final fantasy..i'll be there soon, i just wanna get shawarma and drinks. dnt worry i'll get for u too ''.


By this time, we'd spoken for about an hour and she had the sudden prompt to leave, but asked us to go get shawarma and food for her friend. prior to getting the shawarama, i had paid for our food and drinks(2 plates of beef rice and 2 chi exotic and extra turkey, plus a take away pack for her friend) totalling 21k.


Mind you, i never bothered to ask if her friend was male or female. I assumed it would be a female friend cuz ladies would barely buy things for guys. In my simp mind i was like "make i run some 1 or 2 for her friend, so i go get some rating".

We got to the shawarma stand and while we were there, i saw her waving at a c300 benz. unknowingly to me , it was the male friend who called her. She ordered two shawarma and i told the guy to make extra one , and i forgot to tell him the extra one was for me. As she was about to pay, i brought out my card and offered to pay, she smiled widely , it pleased me...how foolish of me . He put all three in one nylon pack and handed it over to her .


It wasnt his fault, he thought we were going home together(i wished), and because of pride i couldnt collect that one extra shawarma back ..hahahahaha . i been mumu sha. She hurriedly collected it . I was expecting a hug but Amina shook me saying " i had a nice time. You're such a sweet soul. see u later, that's my friend over there. bye".

She hurriedly left and got into her friend's car . I felt like the ground should swallow me. Did i just buy food for a girl's boyfriend? They zoomed off probably to go do some pounding .... yh it was her boyfriend . sHE told me later on. I actually bought a pack of rice , 3 shawarma and drinks for them. Money wey i been plan to use sew native and buy pams...omo e waste. . i for just carry olosho , e for no cost me reach like that.

Lol guyyyy.. your men supposed gather flog sense enter you. Whaaat :
From the call you supposed done know say na control things na chai. You for still try run her later despite her having a boyfriend. You just allowed her use you for free. Them go laugh you tire on top bed that night no be small

Samantha125:
There's more to step-parenthood than just having a cute baby.

She might be your angel, but it might not always be the case to those young ladies of yours, but go ahead and keep deceiving yourself, it's fine.

Lol why you like wahala. There's always someone for everyone and I will find the one who will love me and my pretty little angel despite anything. One even said she wanted to be the one to give me a son. But in reality I'm not even looking for all that. I love my life, and I just want to get better everyday for my princess

Dated this girl one time who flirts a lot and sees no harm in it but if she finds me talking to another girl all hell will break loose. I had the last straw when she asked me to accompany her to a mall to get a phone. So I went downstairs to eat something while she was looking at phones ran into one pretty smallie I used to know but we somehow lost contact, she works at this particular mall. Started talking and catching up on old times. Smallie was a whole kinda sweet vibe. I didn't know my girl was just somewhere watching me.

Next thing na fury and fire, bombarding me with angry questions on top shouting oooh, what is this? Who is she? What are you doing? Come here All at once smallie had to make way cos this my girl na wahala. I didn't want to go crazy like her, so I took her to a corner of the mall and warned her never to ever address me in such a manner. The smallie was just looking at me with pity, like this bros done enter one chance. Babe apologized and we went home.

Another evening we were out with some of her friends and I was drinking when I noticed she was talking to another guy somewhere and she gave him so much attention, laughing and smiling and chit chatting about whatnot for long and when she came to me I reminded her of her behaviour, guess what?

She said she's a woman and I'm a man, she's allowed while I'm not. Like she can flirt while I can't. Lol, girl when done already tire me sef. I just ended everything right there and then in front of her friends. Had to make her look and feel steeewwpd cos she really is a steeewwpd person.

Sonnobax15:

Some men no really get taste cha

From the day when men go start to get taste like men,na from that day many of these shapeless bannies go start to dey cry of hunger

Lol... You go gats lift that belle to gain access

Samantha125:
How am I ranting when you quoted me first though? Was I supposed to not respond?

And do those young single women love your children or only what you have to offer?

Child not children. And yes cos she's a beautiful angel. Offer ke? Me? Lol dey play

This one still wan trend. Who suppose don use kayanm##ta hold one unfortunate guy for marriage still dey do hkp at her age

Samantha125:
Same can be also said about single fathers, they'd just bring their children home and dump them on their wives to look after as if they don't have their own mothers...🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

You guys and single mothers are birds of the same feathers and therefore, should flock together.

Lol be ranting. Younger, single women are still falling in line

spiceadole:
And after you get married, just a matter of time, your wife starts to lose interest in sex.

Are you trying to say you have

Wordsfrombimpe:
So before I no fresh or make brain which one

That’s the essence of the thread to make it humorous and pass a message

Na you make more sense

SeeWahala:
E get the ones wey give girl wey come from God-fearing household 'mistake' belle

Those ones no get choice . . . Either run go exile or marry by force

Ahh, those ones na God run am for them walai. The so called girls when come from such homes wey me dey knack at my younger age all na weyrey. Na before or after dem done remove belle dem go inform me. They no dey ask for money na to just let you know say em done sup and she wan go remove am so and so date.

Like the first comment, it's her love language. Clingy can be a handful bro so I suggest you let her go now as you're both clearly incompatible or face more difficulties later on in life

Economy no dey help men organize to marry early. Where you wan for see guys when marry under 30 na? Them no many at all bro. You go wait for the NL liars to come flood here with tales that never happened be that oo

Lol funny thread 🤣
But Bimpe you come dy fresh n make brain these days. Abi my eyes are deceiving me

DeepSight:
+
Kissing the hand is ok but bowing that low is inappropriate for a Head of State. It is bad protocol.

He's just the head manager of the company they own. Relax guy.

mohbadliveson:
Our president is very romantic

Hahaha Mr Romantic

osazsky:
I tire for nowadays children..the op may not even have a steady job...and u want the girl to remain...he should marry her if he is man enough...kids way never do introduction feel say to marry Na beans

Lol so you would marry a girl with such an attitude and questionable character? Omor some of you are something else. Is that how you married your wife?

On another thread someone is advising ladies not to be loyal until they're engaged with a ring. It's the same boat you guys are on.

It's crazy to even think any man in his right senses will put a ring on you with such a character

It's why I advise guys never try to change a lady from who she is. Let her be free. Give her space sometimes and always make her comfortable enough to be her true self.

Just know what you want from her and take that.

It's either she's got wifey potentials or she's a WiFi ( connected to all dem n1qqas)

It's guys like you that marry loose and never know because you tried to bribe and condition her with marriage and a ring.

Wise men marry who can suffer with them, endure with them and enjoy with them, while still maintaining the good character traits they truly possess. Wisdom is really far from a lot of people today