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I wonder how they always end up together

Check these not so funny ones but true

For em olosho

A man in hat playing his guitar by the right (probably mexican cause of his look) and a senorita by the left singing with him....the other pic? Lol, let her wallow in her failed photoshop

honest clear post

emekakelvin:
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That feeling when there is a swift response, but it was against your expectation

true talk

Loooool OP u be Olodo...na like that you dey do ur own what do you expect her to say?? you didnt even build up her mood u juz wan fire

*in Falz voice* Ello bae..Mai namez re Nurudeen Emiloluwshogofun Pasuma Akande... beth u can call me NEPA..see bae i can make ur lyf shyn bryyyt

cruzita:
pls guys don't deny this one at all

yimu...i can deny whatever i want.. that is totally exxaggerated.. i dont do my face like that..this is how i look at my guys when she walks in.. ignore the caption tho

OP how diff are you from boko haram...they hurt people without considering if kids are involved..you tried the same but now thunder dey fire you...you get strong heart o

ErnieSmallzz:
U re vely vely ryt Op... Gat many frdz lyk dat

U nko!!

Ladies = Big boobs= No Ass...... Big Ass= No boobs.....Fine face &.Big boobs & Big Ass= Olosho..... Niggas can never win*tongue out*

Bet why?? Osagie why?? Why your ears be like that? Bet why?? Osagie why?? Why your ears be like that?

*in Falz voice* "see the weapon, way u carry...come i be general in my army"....Ejoooo o which weapon Simi carry?? ...they look perfect together though

3,5,12,16,20 Jeeeez! how the are those real?..someone please explain the splash caused by the mustangs....and how do you get a fish into and out of the wall of a building.... Abeg God really gave people talents, one day i hope one will be created in Nigeria and it'll wow the whole world and be a show piece too

lol see insults .......no be this same guy person call compound he-goat when hin blast tiwa against tbillz? omoh some pple enh...bag of wet garri...LMFAO!!

this is what we call ojukokoro... my neighbour's 4 years old little daughter will scream "Atenu".... you know you value everything she is and even your friends do? Why cant you focus on her strengths..though am not saying not being endowed is a flaw, just dont loose a precious diamond because you're seeing bling blings outside..wetin full there after all? na shiiit full d nyash, d bobby na water full am..guy use ur brain

They always feel they are right because they are in command.....But when will parents realize they just don't understand?

Olosho everywhere...... Dear Dorothy

PortableElla101:
. Na for only Naija wearing of camou be sin

its not called sin...its called respecting the official wear of your nation's military force...yes others wear it in their countries but Nigerians has abused that uniform in so many ways

I thought the army banned the use of camouflage if you aint one of them? ..everything in Nigeria just in disorder

JustOzito:
do u think it is impossible? well I rather dream big and be expectant than dream small and fall for anything.

ooosheeeeeeyy!Martin Luther Queen.....keep dreaming big

JustOzito:
Early morning, prepare breakfast for me in bed,place the ring under the tea cup. I will like him to appear the way I love to see him (boxers with no singlet) then kneeling down he will then pop d big question. "Angel will you do me the honour of wearing this fingercuff and share this prison(my world) with me?
lol

after u want all these?? pfffft someone is still living in Disney world

*In Falz voice* Sheyi shay, she doesnt have a mister!! ah know because she's an olosho on insta

Etinosajay:
Sanjay and Craig
Not greg
Or is that the Indian version?

Craig or Greg oooo i really don't care as long as you get the message behind it

OP i suppose conk your head

longer version of ibrahimovich's hair and Messi's left foot at the front side

clickbait

hmmmmm guys shaaa...so if she shaves it now his feelings are gon resurface?? guys been lying about feeling for ladies without knowing the lady since the time of Awolowo.. and if she's always a dirty lady,whats wrong in brushing her up?? its a win win thing if you brush her up

TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.


KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.



REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months.


OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.


MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.


P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.


DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday


PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.


YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next.


WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.



VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.



SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.


MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.


DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.


ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.



KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.


TIWA SAVAGE – Bad girl who twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.


TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.


PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm.



YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that is always looking for boys.


SIMI – The freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.


REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.


VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.


BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.


SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.


KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.


FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to the sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.


CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.



IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.


EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.


TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.


LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.


D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.



9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.


DIJA – one spoilt student, small girl and always rude to her seniors.


ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.



PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking


YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.






























2BABA: The teacher that impregnated most of all the students……

talktonase:
olamide the talent hunter...

he's definitely gon taste the cookie