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praiseneo:
so you want to bite me cos of crocodile matter
Kuku tell am to assist you with teeth
Telling me what to watch as if na ur Papa sub for me. Get sense nigga ??

No nigga I ain't telling you what shows to watch or follow. I simply made a reference, letting you know if you watched more realistic shows you'd know you're wrong in saying a crocodile can't be that big. In other words bro, so next time you won't look odd when discussing certain issues on public forums.. no insults meant

praiseneo:
bros calm down crocodile no fit big like this

Get your head out of your ass, watch realist shows such as Discovery Africa, Nat Geo Wild and others, No .. you people will stick to sound city and Fox movies.
How big do you really think an adult crocodile is?

I think you should've listened to him when he kept saying you guys should go to the park to go enquire fees for the transport. maybe he kept quiet because he wanted to know the amount it will cost so he'll split his budget? I don't know.
Maybe you should've had a little bit more faith in him when you kept reminding him no money but he stood with you going shopping and again asking you guys to go to the park. Faith? maybe....


On his part, his end game seems kinda immature, if he really knew how important this issue was and that you really needed to leave, he would've known better than to just stand up and go blow the money on clothes the minute you didn't show up. So I understand where your anger brews from, a more sensitive guy will know that in the end he needed to use the money for your trip

Feb 14

Is that your definition of grab? na wah ooooo.. nairalanders sha

please anyone have any idea how much HP Pavilion 15 motherboard is priced? Has to be Core i5 or above and 2.60Gh and above.
please I need the price if I want to get a new one

Everybody reacreating brands for already made companies all of a sudden because of that guy that got his spot with Innoson.

It's a lovely presentation and looks cool, but I doubt Mark Zuckerberg will give a phuck about this. That man has thousands of genius staffs already with different plans and pitch for upgrading WhatsApp, unfortunately he's not gon listen to everybody.
I'd say if you want to shoot your shot at companies, shoot it at Nigerian companies

Chop chop chop chop...Nigerians una go still kill fellow human being chop

Tacha gets disqualified, millions started a movement, millions of money were donated, almost the whole country couldn't breathe without Tacha being shoved down our throats.
Onitsha fire disaster- Pray for Onitsha became the movement.
we are really mad in this country

borngeologist:
I reject it in Jesus name

Did Jesus advice you to go have sex? unprotected one at that.. did he?!

Is there any sector Nigeria ain't bad at?

MrCEO69:
So u can't even ask now u assume he is in for the bro code stuff, guy ask him, even if jokingly or indirectly to see his rxn and stop assuming everyone is in with it. But I guess u are a bad guy and ur friend too knows it that is why u dnt want to try sef.

Lol...I'm not, if you read my other comments you'll understand the situation.
I'm not a bad guy, I know my friend would understand and be cool with it.
But I gotta male sure its long term and I have plans for the babe.
Besides, she asked me not to tell him, I was ready to tell him

Sapphire94:

You be Mumu I swear..

You don't have the courage to approach a random lady, ok that's understandable.

You didn't have the effrontery to communicate your feelings to a girl that already made her feelings for you obvious, she had to make d first move.
You didn't also have the courage to tell your friend about your intentions with her sister whom you truly love. You could defend the love both of you shared that could have lasted forever.
You just let a true love slip off your hands just like that just because of a fvcking Bro Code.

Bro Code my foot!!!

But the real question is what on earth would you ever have the courage to do in your life again??
Oga with this your story, I doubt your manhood. Check yourself, you aint a Man.

Personally I find it rude, dumb and disrespectful to go stop someone going their way that I wanna toast em. I won't do that shít, as I don't fancy people stopping me on the road too.
secondly. you're dumb than Dumber if you failed to see where I wrote I caught feelings first and I opened up to her.

Thirdly, you're more than Dumb than Dumber if you failed to see where I wrote I was ready to open up to my friend but she didn't want me to open up to him and I couldn't cont with that secret shít..

Lastly, I'm more of a man than you'll ever be if you think being a man revolves around impressing a girl or getting every girl you point your fingers at.
You might live your life holding a huge value on taking your moves to the women, I don't. Deal with it

FreelanceRebel:
You've got a problem and problems plus a problematic condition.
she you wan chop your friend sister clean mouth ni ?
Not on a permanent base

Lol...No bro.. What I wanted wasn't short term or just chop n clean mouth

2dice01:
At bolded you think she will wait for you

That's the point.. She won't, this stuff aint of recent though.
Why dyu think I keep cussing the bro code?
I lost her already cus of the bro code.
Like I said, we had nothing but good memories.
If sometime later on she wants to work stuffs and I'm ready to date again, then I'll let my friend in.
Like we can both see different people, not dating is my personal decision, it has nothing to do with her waiting or not.
Matter of fact, I know the guy she's with now.
We're both cool, but once again.. that bro code messed up my head back then

babtaima:
stop thinking about yourself too much you'll see the bigger picture... you'll see the:
1. it's bleeped up for you pic (what you're seeing now)
2. it's bleeped up for her pic
3. it's bleeped up for your friend pic
4. it's bleeped up for her and your friend pic

Noticed how i used "your friend" instead of "her brother". Because the last 3 is inevitable. because eventually 3 will definitely happen when you date her, then if she falls out or love or you get bored 2 will happen, then 3 is generally the effect...

I get your drift bro, that's the more reason I'm not cool with secretly dating her. I do have the feeling my friend wouldn't be against it, he knows me, knows I hardly date or goof around, he knows the only thing I goof around with when he comes to the studio is my drink, we both drink when the need arrives. So I actually do trust he'll be understanding. The deal breaker is the fact that I need to be sure I'm ready to take everything serious and really do need to have future plans with the babe. Do you really believe that if I work on that end and I ask her to marry me, do you really think my friend would stand in the way? No he won't. it's more like entrusting his sister to someone he really trusts and know.
That's one part most guys don't know.
They just want short term stuffs and flings, guys, we are against our friends dating our sisters cus we know it's something that won't last, bit when the rare occasion comes and our friends really wanna wife our sisters, can you honestly say you'll stand in their way?

2dice01:
Well she will ..Some day

Thats Human being in General for you

Your wife start acting like your Mum
When you grow old your child also start acting like your Dad

Back to the Topic

Why not fix a hangout with your friend after one or two bottles of your favorite Beer tell him your mind

Lol my guy, whether she's the one or not. Someday, someone would do it. Have you ever met any wife that's not bossy??

2dice01:
Well she will ..Some day

Thats Human being in General for you

Your wife start acting like your Mum
When you grow old your child also start acting like your Dad

Back to the Topic

Why not fix a hangout with your friend after one or two bottles of your favorite Beer tell him your mind

Lol my guy, whether she's the one or not. Someday, someone would do it. Have you ever met any wife that's not bossy??

Na all union get that one, once a while dem go wan run things and once a while you must follow through. I accept that's life generally.

I'll open up to my guy whenever I'm ready to date again, bro I've been single for the past two years now. Actually decided I needed that break.
If when I'm ready, she still feel and would want to build the feeling then I'll let my Gee know.
He's not gon attack me, I have no intentions of using the lady, cus I really do care about her

2dice01:
are you man enough G?

The way you narrate the story sef the girl will bossing you around if care isn't taking

Fúck code

Who documented the mumu code

I would go straight to friend tell him how I feel about his sister if he says i cant date his sister let's him kill himself

if you play you game right and show him you truly cares without you doing side chicks ..why won't he let you guys be?

Lol...Na madman you be.. No she's not bossy at all.
it's the opposite actually, really calm, respectful, smart and hardworking..
You think she'll be bossy cuz I exposed how she was disappointed I couldn't express my feelings when she wanted it.
Man the reason I didn't do that was because I needed to be sure we would date and my friend would be okay with it.

Plus I didn't want to rush things, it's the first time she'll actually ask me to walk with her then I'll start talking feelings blah blah blah?
haba!! Lol.. She made the move only because I was holding back.

It's all in the mind bro, she asked for a hug, but I kissed her after hugging her, I expected her to draw back but she didn't. She kissed back, and told me she's happy with everything happening.
Bro to show you're a man doesn't need rushing and muscularity all the time oo.

showafrica:
Bros, e no go work oo, respect your friend or continue chopping secretly but thats betrayal. Simple, find another babe or ur friend go pour the venom on your own sister if he misses you

Bro, I don't want that secret dating, it's really messed up.
I really respect my guy and
I do know how it'll look if he ends up finding out himself that I've been secretly dating his sister that's why I decided I needed to tell him myself but she was scared regarding the way he'll react since we were already dating.
Bro I won't deny or pretend, this particular bro code really messed stuffs up and made me all cranky

Had this friend of mine who's sister I fell in love with..
At first we weren't actually talking (The sis and I).
We started talking later on, she's a good lady really, spent late nights chatting and talking. We all stayed around each other.
Mehn I won't lie, I caught feelings first, I opened up to her. She was actually feeling me also, then we had to take a walk one night along with her kid sister.
She wanted to go get something with the sister, and asked me to walk with em.
Man I was being a gentleman, I was actually quiet all thru while walking, and we talked a few times, she dared me to approach another lady we saw that night. Lol, I laughed and told her I don't know how to, that I've never actually stopped any lady on the road to ask her out.(Till now, I've never done that, stopped a lady and start saying stuffs).
Omo, our walk back home that night, I was quiet all thru.
She went up to their place, I was at mine, we were chatting and she told me “You u couldn't even talk to me and express your feelings? why did you think I asked you to walk with me?”

Omoh my head spark oo...I told her sorry I couldn't do it.
She asked if she could come over, and get a hug? I told her Yes.
Man, she came down to the room I was in, I apologized once again for not telling her what she expected, we hugged, and then we kissed for a few minutes.
Then she went back up.
Said she was happy, twas all lovey dovey since then, we were both happy for the next 7 months but uncomfortable cause we both know we had to come out clean to the brother, my friend. I actually told her I was ready to talk to him. But then again the bro code kept phucking with my head, She was scared her brother would really turn against it and really give her a hard time at home.
Mind you, she's not a kid. She was scared and I wanted to talk to my friend but she asked me not to.

We had to end it mutually even though the feelings were there.
Maaaan! I really had nothing but good vibes with her, we never had a bad moment.
That whole bro code shít phucked my brain up!!
Man!!
We still talk tho about everything and would both love to get everything going back on..
But then F**K THIS EXACT BRO CODE!!!

No bra day no bra no bra day..keep shouting no bra day until you forget you've live a jargons life and you pull off your top only for ur boobs to drop like an album

Na wa ooo... Even them Eminem, Drake
dem dey get up to 25-30million followers, even Beyonce way get over 100 million followers no do dis crap..
this hanty sha..
I still don't get it ooo... so she's a celebrity and up to 5 million people are following her.. What exactly is she celebrating?

Speedo my man... This guy is another perfect example of no matter how the rest of the world see you, always be yourself, stay true to you.
Speedo's originality can't be cloned

Emilokoiyawon:
Men can be so honorable. A woman will never do this...am I right?

Somehow you still managed to drag women into this discussion

I don't need to say much only SEMPER FI

Tyler Perry!
The man every black American will be proud to emulate.
Love all his movies, people who say stuffs like he's boring don't know shít. His movies aren't your normal action, classic love, romance or all those shít.. Nigga makes movies black folk relates to, even White folks love his jobs.
My Elder sister was a fan of Madea, I used to see her as a clown character. But that's point, Madea is a comical character, a typical black grown ass woman who's always dramatic.
I know the number of times I've read nothing but good reviews about him.
Good job man.
More success to you,
more success to everyone of us as we build our dreams and empire

“I think the fvck is more important to her than my life.” I nearly die with laff when I read dis thing u write so

Can't we just go for a day without Tacha being shoved down our throats please?
Tacha eats, you'll bring it on here, she breathes, you'll bring it on here.. Can't we go a day without her? I ask again can't we?!!

you guys should leave this lady alone.. I don't watch BB9ja, it's a mediocre show at best, but everything I've seen today about Tacha seems unfair.. Haba, nothing positive about her, guys let it go.. she's human n she'll do well..
stop saying stuffs like has body odour n she smells... Be nice
I hope say she baff before she comot for dat house sha