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lol..now she knows private issues shouldn't be on net? this is what happens when things with the guy you are to use as rebound goes wrong ... Everybody tends to turn into a poet or motivational speaker after heartbreak

Egbon one thats y we have different path towards life.. one man's salary is another man's fortune

Anaconda fr wia? .. i cant picture myself going near a dead snake not to mention holding....dont give me the bs bout it being dead

This is a tricky one fam..A friend sent this to me.


Your 16year old daughter in high school is going back to the boarding school after the Christmas break. As a good father, you see her off to the bus station and left after she had boarded the bus.
After 3 hrs, you are told the bus boarded for her had an accident and no one survived. As you are going crazy making arrangements to verify her death, you get a call from your daughter saying,

'Dad, I wasn't on that bus oo, my boyfriend insisted I spend 2 days at his house before I go to school'.


What will you do as a parent? How would you react?

I got this from a friend, i was touched by its message so i just thought of sharing. When you meet a real woman,never let her go

This is one of the best posts I've read about woman... Please read it completely... it's worth it...

WOMAN. . . . . . . . .

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day.......

An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her?"

The lord answered. "Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?"

She must function on all kinds of situations,
She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time,
Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart,
She must do all this with only two hands,"
She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day"

THE ANGEL was impressed" Just two hands.....impossible!

And this is the standard model?"

The Angel came closer and touched the woman"
"But you have made her so soft, Lord".
"She is soft", said the Lord,
"But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome"

"Can she think?" The Angel asked...
The Lord answered. "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate"

The Angel touched her cheeks....
"Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her"
"She is not leaking...it is her tears" The Lord corrected the Angel…

"What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .
The Lord said. "Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."...

This made a big impression on the Angel,
"Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed marvellous"

Lord said."Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.

Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life"

The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?
The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback
"She often forgets what she is worth".


W O M A N:
● changes her name.
● changes her home.
● leaves her family.
● moves in with you.
● builds a home with you.
● gets pregnant for you.
● pregnancy changes her body.
● she gets fat.
● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth..
● even the kids she delivers bear your name..

Till the day she dies.. everything she does... cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you.. sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty.

So who is really doing whom a favour?

Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is not easy to be a woman.

*Being a woman is priceless*

Happy women's week!

Pass this to every woman in your contact to make her feel proud of herself.
Rock the world ladies!
A salute to ladies!

WOMAN MEANS:-
W - WONDERFUL MOTHER.
O - OUTSTANDING FRIEND.
M - MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER.
A - ADORABLE SISTER.
N - NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD.

Learn tô respect women.

Only God know who's good and who's evil..he watches us all. Your friend should be thankful for his life, who knows what would've happened to him if this didn't happen

educating post

Op which number you fall for na?

vizkiz:
why is it that today that I about to finish my fasting na him this useless op come spoil everything

Lwkmd...

*takes a bow* Respect

misspresident:
i don't like songs that makes me hurt or sad. i want to know why people like to phonically torture themselves.

Its not torture, that's what they can relate with at the moment..Sad songs tells stories you know? everyone has his or her life written up in a sad song.and some,it helps in relaxing.. mine is I remember your smile by Zain Bhika...

Ejo lo fero

First talk to maaale and make her understand it all, you cant be forced into marrying someone you don't love,you're a man.
and two call her and discuss with her in a matured way,make it clear how you feel bout the whole thing,she might've fallen for you,who knows? my point is just solve d ish in a calm way.
and three, next time don't bring a lady who you don't want anything serious with home,hook up with her somewhere else or in your place.
I dont blame her,she got the wrong message,what lady wont do what she's doing seeing you're good for her, end time century, ladies looking for marriage like bus conductors looking for passengers

and Op dont forget to write an article on how some guys are heartless though..just saying sha

ellacute45:
No be your v-Jay so stop complaining...All the time girls this girls that always complaining about their sex life ooo if na the vagina you want come and collect it

Epic Response

more than cute

mobaladf:
How you take know or you ve experienced it bfor. Abi yur m***e dey deir group ehhnnn.

I'll let you bask in the euphoria of your stupidity

Op you need Jesus in ur life not men who loves anal probing

Makes me nauseous

lwkmd...Burberry designer's shirt making him look like a ghana must go bag

and later on they'll give birth to kids and when the kid does something wrong,they'll start preaching how they've lived a perfect life..smh..all these olosho xev, dont know why, i cant stand the sight of one not to mention hooking up with one

Yea well its none of my business

Op abeg wetin Camel do Abel??

sexyexcalibur:
Enlighten me... What's Lame here

why would anybody want those things in the picture above inside their house? with kids...and got nobody or real pet to keep you company so going for an hybrid dog is ideal?

Smellymouth:
Ladies on NL are ready to turn you to Automated Teller Machine!! Flee bro, Flee

that's a free advice

STFUareyouGod:
Bros even if Na olosho, do they come free? Won't he pay? Lol.
He still have to negotiate terms. Not only d!ck

LOL..true talk..thats why he needs to look for who he can date not wait for the person

insycarc:
According to stereotypes, men are the sexually voracious cheaters and women are the emotionally hungry commitment seekers. But these heterosexual tropes are pretty reductive and fail to take into account that women like sex, too. In fact, plenty of women seek emotional and sexual satisfaction outside of monogamous relationships.

Studies have shown that not only do women have affairs about as often as men do, but some of them might also be genetically predisposed to the kinds of desires that lead to infidelity — yes, really. In a 2014 study, researchers found a significant association between variants of a certain gene and infidelity in women. They didn’t find any such link in men.

Of course, people cheat for all sorts of reasons — sexual desire, emotional fulfillment, a life crisis, revenge, and boredom are just a few common motivations for both genders. But if there’s research suggesting that women are just as prone to affairs as their male counterparts, why does it often feel like we hear fewer stories of female infidelity?

Whatever your stance on cheating, learning more about how women act on their emotional and physical desires is important to understanding the dynamics of couples, as well as the full scope of female sexuality. Here is a true life story:

Ego 35 Lagos Female,
I am married with four kids . It all started when I met Gbenga at a conference and just immediately connected. It was like a lightbulb went off. It wasn't the romantic potential that was driving my interest in him; it was this person that was engaging me in a way I found interesting and very...well, seductive.

"When we eventually met up a month later, I lied to him i was 25 and wasnt married, I didn't want to tell him I was married, because I was having so much fun enjoying myself, and I was so curious about this person. There's a mystique involved in there being a possibility, and I knew that once I said that, it would end the possibility.

"We parted ways that night after round of romantic fists and gingles, I went home but but I knew I wanted to see him again , I made love with my husband but all i was seeing was Gbenga's hot body. He had given me this undeniable boost and engaged me [in] a different way from how my husband engages me. better, not worse, just different and exciting.

"So Gbenga has become a part of my life. Sometimes we hook up, sometimes we don't. My husband suspects. Sometimes I feel bad about lying, but I don't feel bad about anything else.

"I don't mind if I got caught. I know if he found out, he would be absolutely devastated, and things would be over. It has crossed my mind that maybe I'm behaving in this way because I want out of my current relationship. But I don't want out of my current relationship; we're married for over 8years. And I also want to continue my relationship with Gbenga so that we can both continue to get the positive things we get out of it.

"I'm enjoying this new exploration with Gbenga and I dont want it to Stop.

Hi Op Ego (i called u that because you chose to post someone's palaver here).. no need for grammer, your husband, you aint worth him,he deserves better than you. simples!

STFUareyouGod:
And what have you got to offer her? Only d!ck? Smh

lol easy bro, why would any girl respond to him in the first place..any girl that shows up saying shez got these qualities and wants to be with him is probably a hoe too... and what are hoes meant for? to be bleeped.
Op better go approach a lady properly, ur friend xev couldnt refer you to dating sites,na Nairaland

Lame

*Takes out a cup and nylon of garri*....Op come join me o