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BORNO! REALLY?

we already know you are a Virgin, abeg rest for the matter or go to BBC and CNN. she acts like she is only Virgin in the world. its not a big deal. being a virgin doesn't make you a decent girl. some more decent girls lose their virginity out of many reasons beyond their control,like poverty and rape. she should shut up.



After all some ladies who have had sex can restore their virginity(hymen) through surgeries in Vietnam. who knows if thats what she did.


if you doubt it google it or...

http://www.voanews.com/content/in-vietnam-virginal-restoration-comes-at-a-cost-142509975/181024.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7275558.stm

nasonaso:
There are some things the Web do not know.

That only you know.

And it makes front page.

pweedie:
if they could cater for him I wouldn't b here asking for help. Thanks

YOU DONT HAVE TO RESPOND TO THEM.

cktheluckyman:
Oh yeah!! You prophets of diversification,your president is diversifying from ND oil to northerb oil.All hail the Oyel president!!!

Zombies am sure finally you people have seen the kind of people you voted!!! Zero investment ideas!!

you better read more and learn instead of blaming the government for your frustrations you bloody Muppet.

.... soon the north will be the ones clamoring to break away.

...The Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus,
"enlightened" is a name given to several
groups, both real and fictitious. Historically,
the name usually refers to the Bavarian
Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret
society founded on 1 May 1776. The society's
goals were to oppose superstition,
obscurantism, religious influence over public
life and abuses of state power. "The order of
the day," they wrote in their general
statutes, "is to put an end to the
machinations of the purveyors of injustice,
to control them without dominating
them."[1] The Illuminati—along with
Freemasonry and other secret societies—
were outlawed through edict, by the
Bavarian ruler, Charles Theodore, with the
encouragement of the Roman Catholic
Church, in 1784, 1785, 1787 and 1790.[2] In
the several years following, the group was
vilified by conservative and religious critics
who claimed that they continued
underground and were responsible for the
French Revolution.
Many influential intellectuals and
progressive politicians counted themselves
as members, including Ferdinand of
Brunswick and the diplomat Xavier von
Zwack, who was the Order's second-in-
command.[3] It attracted literary men such
as Johann Wolfgang von Goethe and Johann
Gottfried Herder and the reigning dukes of
Gotha and Weimar.[4]
In subsequent use, "Illuminati" refers to
various organisations which claim or are
purported to have links to the original
Bavarian Illuminati or similar secret
societies, though these links are
unsubstantiated. They are often alleged to
conspire to control world affairs, by
masterminding events and planting agents in
government and corporations, in order to
gain political power and influence and to
establish a New World Order. Central to
some of the most widely known and
elaborate conspiracy theories, the Illuminati
have been depicted as lurking in the shadows
and pulling the strings and levers of power in
dozens of novels, movies, television shows,
comics, video games, and music videos.
.....

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

Nigerians need to read more.

Rubbish

blueeyes1:
Hello

lets chat

Prices of building materials have tripled. All the same he give you breakdowns and reciepts and invoices.

blueeyes1:
Hi mods,I don't know where exactly to post this,pls help move it to the appropriate quater,thanks.

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I almost died this afternoon,no I wasn't involved in an accident neither did I mistakenly ingest poison, so what almost took my life you may ask.

It is PHCN oooo,or is it NEPA sef? I take God beg everybody,make una help me beg them o.

No light for the passed how many weeks,even when they manage to restore power,it would be at odd hours(sorry minutes because the light no dey reach hour), no one would be at home to enjoy the light.

Back to my near death experience,I took my bath after doing my chores this morning,dressed up and drove out in search of fuel (for Pete's sake,it saturday,person suppose flex light even if na small). I visited all the filling stations I know, No fuel, the ones I don't know nko? No fuel.

I drove back home,dejected and disappointed,the look on my kids face totally killed me.
I felt like hitting my head on the wall,I hate disappointing my kids.
Chei! Which kind wahala be dis?

"Ugoooooooooo"I yelled at my cousin
"Yes aunty"
"Abeg,cari these young men,make una go swim"I instructed,throwing the car keys and some money at him

He was overjoyed and showed it by busting a move

"Hey,hey,my friend,no cari my kids go block all those your 'kambiakwa' babes o"

Three of them kissed me goodbye,soon the house was quiet,I was left alone and that was my greatest undoing.

Ehn?! If you see heat! The sun was blazing like it was on some kind of mission to destroy earth, the walls were scorching hot,no pray make your body mistakenly touch am o,else na E.R you go wake up.

Rivulet of sweat ran down my body,some even went as far as entering the center part of my ikebe, under my brea:sts became river Niger and Benue running in opposite direction and creating a confluence at my back

I was so frustrated,I began to cry,I kept starring at the ceiling fan,hoping PHCN will give me a miracle but for where?

This massive ache from nowhere just jumped into my head,my brain stopped functioning. I couldn't breathe properly,naturally na so choking cari chair come siddon for my chest
.
"Oh Irene,na so you take go?" A voice said to me,I'm absolutely sure it was 'heat' o
"Go where?where you send?abeg I no dey go anywhere" I replied angrily.

I took off every item of clothing,laid on the floor hoping to get respite from this tormenting demon called heat

"You think say you fit dodge me?"Whispered heat into my ear
"Kai! Who talk dat tin?"I asked,looking around
"Na me na" Responded heat
"Who?"
"Me!"
"Who?"
"Me!"

I glance round the whole room,nobody!
'Chei! Na so person take dey kolo o and nobody dey here to hold me"I cried bitterly
"You don kukuma na:ked sef,na to stroll enta market remain o"It was 'heat' again o
"Ha! I reject it in Jesus name"I shouted,swinging my hand over my head and clicking my thumb and middle finger at the back(the 'God forbid' sign)

"Oya Irene stand up,stand up,the devil and his agents are liars,stand up!"I spoke to my spirit man,my flesh was obviously weak.

I got up,took a long shower,without towelling my body,I wore a bum short,a bra and carried my mattress to the cashew tree in my compound.

Thunder fire heat,frustration and fuel scarcity.

Hi

Until dem kidnap this monkey he won't stay in one place.



Them go soon see am finish.

I'm sure it took that guy months to compose that chronicle.

He should use that brain and wood to make tooth pick. The wood used for that would make hundreds of toothpicks and fetch more money and sell faster.

This guy has no dignity. He had the guts to post this rubbish on social media for his family and friends to see..This is the mentality of Nigerian guys that's why I don't keep their company, especially Lagos guys,they think sex and money is such a big deal. you see them driving expensive cars with so much money but very little brain and class.


Quote me all you want, 90% of Nigerian guys lack exposure and have no class, especially these lagos yahoo boys.

I hope further investigations absolves her of this fraud accusation...





This country is currently going through enough.

Lol

If there's a question of my heart, you've got
it,It don't belong to anyone but you...

Go figure...

Not her account.

God please if You can give me the grace,health,wisdom and strength to hustle and be half as rich and famous as cristiano Ronaldo 90% of it will be donated to the less privileged in my will when I die.






Please bless my hustle. I can't do it without you.

chiwuike20:
Would you say the same if it was the national football team going out for a world cup tournament?

yes. the Nigerian economy is a mess,we have to be more pragmatic.

Very good. The various sporting organisations. Should source for funds and sponsorships instead of depending on the Federal Government. They are going there to make names and money for themselves.
Everybody dey roast for this country now.




Infact they should stay at home so they don't come back with zika virus.

Well Nigerian Police are better than the U.S. Police....



American Police don't shoot into the air they shoot at you.

Lol

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derindel:
I am in a long distance relationship with a girl

I love her a lot and right now I am contemplating moving to the state where she is schooling because my business is not doing well where I am right now and I also intend moving to another state later with her if things doesn't work out eventually after she graduates.

I intend raising enough money to start life over again, close to her.

Today while i was thinking about it, i came to a conclusion that my main intention for wanting to relocate wasn't to better my business but to be close to her but my problem now is that though her family knows about me but she has never visited me for once. though she offered to come at some point when we started dating but i refuse because I felt I should do the first visiting as the guy. but after then, she hasn't being insistent about it.

please guys, is my plan to relocate to her place a smart move or not?

please i need urgent and mature advice.

cc
farano,
Rocktation

and everyone in romance section please I need help advice.

You better focus on bettering your life instead of running after a lady that will dump you for another guy if things don't work out for you financially and won't care if you made so much sacrifices for her.

Lol... Mr keegan.

Asa my sweetheart.

Lol... Nigerian Miltary helicopter being held with ropes.