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Wetin concern me with this short and fat woman! They say she is a tv personality,I have never seen her on tv, yet she makes front page on Nairaland daily. Stupid threads making front page.




This is why this forum isn't growing. Childish moderators without exposure.

geni340:
What i experienced yesterday ws not only embarrasing but it shows how grubby a guy's mind can be. we were about writing our exams and naturally, we did some last-hour revision. I and a girlfriend were reading standing up, bt when i couldnt take it anylonger, i decided 2sit, bt the sits were all occupied and that ws when i did somfin i shuld hv refrained from doing- i sat on a guy's thighs, a good friend thou(since our fresh days) but barely 30secs after sitting, i felt somthing touching my ass, it came as a shock. Seriously, some few minutes 2d xams and d kinky guy i called a friend had only one thing in mind. I just stood up like nofin happened bt d guy must hv guessed d reason. Why are u people like this? This thing can b controlled...cant it

I just viewed ur profile and if that is truly your picture,its unfair to expect less from a potent guy.

AuroraB:
yeye.com . Ayam nuh cwezy Some others are

Makes two of us.

Before nko?

Hmmm Lagos... You'll never know until you're here.

Lol

Nairaland MODs, always quick to bring bad news to the front page,spoiling one's day!

Ha

When will they hold crusades in Maiduguri?

2papa:
I was born in Port Harcourt, I Schooled in Port Harcourt, All my Family are in Port Harcourt, I worked in Port Harcourt. But am tired, I love Lagos and want to relocate. I don't have relatives nor Friends there but I felt I will make it in Lagos. Should I Relocate?

Lagos na hell fire o! I advice you to come over prepared. Not just financially but mentally,because this city will break you no matter how strong you are.

The noise is hellish
The traffic is crazy
The people are ruthless
Every day life is tough and being jobless here is death. You can come and be lucky but trust me you don't wanna base ur trip on luck.


And oh, everybody in Lagos is crazy except me. I mean that literally.

All beauty peagant winners are handpicked.

Have you been married forever?

I don't resist temptations.






Life is too short to deprive myself the good things. I will just bang the thing.

funkazelik:
If you are resident in lagos, female, got accomodation issues single don't mind sharing an apartment with a guy,am a single man business oriented living alone and tired of lonely hours kindly contact me 08068298717

Dude, get urself a girl friend.

Why is it such a big deal to ladies? Isn't it a mutual thing?

I will give my child medical care,go to the school just to see the teacher's face. I'll do nothing. No threats, no quarrel, no fight,no calling the police, but change my child's school.


But within that year the teachers body will be found by the school gate. Tortured to death.

I love this country..













Buhari is always right.

kikies:
She's not fine
Mysticgal is finer
Utchgirl is finest......my super crush

teekay213:
nothing special!she looks like an average normal nigeria girl.her papa money make her Behind.

Kill yourselves!

What is he trying to achieve by posting pictures of his jewellries online?






And his body guards are very well fed but very classless. They should button their jackets when standing.

Fcking Prank.
















Cute Chick @Di-ja

They will not do decent jobs with their hands, yet when foreigners come to south Africa to work they jealous them and kill them

kjnr:
Good day my people. Please i need an advice from you all. There is this lady that normally pass through my street. When ever she is passing, she always look deeply into my eyez and pass. So today we happen to talk for some few but in mist of so many guys that know her more than me. Among all the guys there she chose me to set a ringtone for her phone. When passing the phone she smiles beautifully. Pls what does her action means and what can i do now?? Tnx all in advance

It means you are a big fool

No wedding. I will go back to the ex

Yet the Stvpid South African government Demonised Pastor T.B Joshua when a church building collapsed killing some South Africans as if it was his fault. This is a deliberate endangerment and the stvpid South African Government and their xenophobic mouthy citizens are turning a blind eye.




Fvcking hypocrites

So much for Economy class. They should have patronised an African or Nigerian Restaurant.


Fvcking hypocrite.




I am just making common sense o!

Fvck MTN

Simply because we have a Northerner as a President.




He has crushed Boko Haram and I trust him to do the same to these fools.

Those fvcking hypocrites better return our money and the ancient traditional artifacts they stole from my lovely Benin Kingdom.



Please I urge you all to go sign the petition now.

Is she still in office

Ofcourse he is an ab0ki

greatness22:
Got this from a friend who needs our advice.

My Name is Paul from Awka,. I fell in love with this girl and after a year because I have seeing that she is a good woman to be with, I gave her free hands and made her feel free with me.But something happen along the line, I proposed to her in January and told her that i was coming to see her family in three months time (April to be precise) but she changed totally to the extent of sleeping with two of her ex. And at theend of the day she got pregnant for her ex.I found out and since then it has been a problem to me. She flushed the pregnancy and now she is coming begging for me to forgive her. But the problem now is that I love her so much and I forgive her but since then it has been affecting my emotion. Please am in a confuse state now should I continue with the marriage or should I back out.What is Your advice to him?

Please Marry her