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What a joke

Best we ever had.






Behind OBJ.

Nigerians.

bigt2:
It's called coincidence. Silly!

No. 2 is coincidence.... More than 2 becomes a pattern.

Hmmm... Yoruba Women... Fear them.

What year was those pictures taken?

Sweeper.

And its news

I love her physique...




I could fck her 24/7.

borie4u:
Did mine today. 32pages at 28k and got it same day at ikoyi, Lagos. Guess I met d right person. Came same day n collected same day at ikoyi

bro please how did you go about it? please my number is 08098750612. please i really need to know

waleey27:
25k is the maximum you should pay even in Lagos. If you go to Ibadan you can get it for 20k. If you need someone's contact in Alausa, Lagos send me a PM. He is an immigration officer and you will get it same day.

bro please this is my number 08099673300

Childish.

Fools

Anybody that really expects Buhari to pay Nigerian jobless graduate #5000 is an enemy of Nigeria.

bellassimo:
I met a man online 5 weeks ago.As with online relationships, I withheld info and told him the age I have on my id and not my real age.I never expected to relationship to go anywhere, but I fell in love with him quickly.we are even planning marriage. He has found out the truth about my age and is taking it badly.he compares me to his ex who he claims is a great liar and had refused to forgive me.He is doubting everything I ever told him about me and is ignoring me.I have apologized and explained to no avail.we are meeting for the first time next weekend, but he has changed totally. He ignores my calls and msgs and I can't eat or sleep. I love this man and want to be with him.I'd it fair that he has refused to accept my explanation? Its not as if I just picked the age from the air, its the age in my ids.how do I remedy this situation? Do I keep begging him? He doesn't even read msgs.this is his first on line relationship ( to the best of my knowledge) but this is not my first online relationship and I was just being cautious cos I have had my fingers burnt online before. What do i do? I am confused.He is a 43 yr old divorcee with 3 teenagers.I am turning 35 this yr( i don't look it though) I need advice before I go crazy.why is this age issue such a big thing for him.has he got another woman? I am confused
We live in different places but I plan on going to see him next week .I am confused right now.Help!

Stop trying too hard... Start accepting the fact that you could lose him and start preparing for ur future without him. If he notices his cold shoulder isn't eating you up, he will call you and even apologise.


But you really really need to stop begging because you are diminishing your integrity and dignity and trust me, its a turn off for men and men lose interest in ladies this way. So if you want to stand a chance of him coming back, stop begging and calling him.

emex4gman:
Good morning naira landers.
I come this morning with a humble heart, seeking information from you guys on the matter of academics..
I graduated with a 2.89 CGPA in Industrial and production engineering, form Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka.
Now the questions I'd like to ask are;
1. Can I do my masters in software design and networking directly?
2. Can I do my masters outside the country with that CGPA?
3. I was told by a friend I had to do a post graduate diploma in my school before I can do any masters programm (how true is this? ).
Thank you very much for your information. Other questions will come up when I get a reply. God bless
*Admin please push this to front page, because am sure someother persons can benefit fron this information. Thanks

So with everything going on in the country today you still haven't learned anything? Guy go and start hustling... Before you finish your PGD or Masters some of ur classmates are already building their houses...

Lol

Agubushmenyo:
I am presently working for an IT firm in Ibadan (Upcoming company). We partner with Institutions to train them on IT skills. I am yet to receive a major salary apart from Logistics since december because we are yet to finalize deals with most Institutions.
They rely a lot on my expertise in Marketing so I set the pace for them. Even though things are rough now, but I keep sensing that the future of the company is Bright. We were told that we will be trained in the company on various IT skills so as to help out as Instructors when the deals starts landing. Even though I was told they will pay 50k when the company seals enough deals, but I don't know how long it will take till I start earning that Amount.
Another IT firm in Lagos saw my marketing skills through a client I know, and agreed to pay me 50K excluding movement costs from one place to another, just to do the same thing I do with my present company just that I will be restricted to just marketing.
So I am so confused whether to move to Lagos or to stay with this present company.
Please put your self in my shoes and advice me.
I have just this night and tomorrow morning to accept the offer!! Pleaseeee.

Come to Lagos bro. But make a 6months plan on how to save ur salary and rent a place for urself and be independent before coming. The most important thing here isn't changing ur job, its moving to lagos. There are a lot of graduates here in lagos stil searching for jobs but if you can do ur job very well as you have stated and with ur movements around lagos you can find a better job. When it comes to situations like this you don't have to be sentimental. Your company will sack you if they don't need you anymore.
But I believe you are in the situation and know how things really are so u are in the best situation to make ur decision. But moving to lagos should be ur basis for making this decision. I can see myself living anywhere else in Nigeria other than Lagos or Abuja.

Onyiridike:
Old man, if you lack cognitive evaluation, go to bed instead of embarrassing yourself.

Of course ! I leave you to swim in your ignorance.

I wonder how low the br€ast falls with out those metal bras.

Onyiridike:
Any lady who doesn't know what she want at 18 will still be confused at 40.

Mind you that some girls are already in 200 level or even 300 level in the university @18.

Therefore, choice making is not a function of age. Circustances and preferences determine our choices.

You are still a little girl.

Onyiridike:
You cannot be too sure.

Trust me. I am.

Onyiridike:
I have been discussing this topic with friends for few weeks now.

It is rare to find a girl who is well behaved and from a good home but could not get married. However, the age at which a woman should get married is a million dollar question.

We are in Africa where culture and tradition influence our choices for a wife or husband. However, civilization has set in and people now consider many factors before they settle down. Age is becoming a key factor nowadays.

In our argument, many ladies (most of them are single) are against an 18-year old girl getting married because, according to them, she has not graduated from the university, she is too young, she may not know exactly what she want e.t.c

I was not convinced with the reasons above because:

1. Girls at younger age already have lovers (boyfriends).

2. Girls at younger age enjoy sex with their boyfriends

3. Girls at younger age cook, wash clothes, tidy homes for their boyfriend

4. Marriage doesn't hinder a wife from going to school. I'm a living witness.

Are we saying that an 18-year old girl is matured enough to do the above for her boyfriend but cannot invest same energy in marriage?

From my experience, marriage is not as difficult as people put it. Of course, you have more responsibilities but good time management skill will make life comfortable.

There is God's appointed time for every lady. I married when I was 28 years and I will not discourage an 18-year old girl whom God has blessed with a responsible young man to turn him down.

Maturity doesn't come with age but with acceptance of responsibilities.

What is your opinion?

NO. An 18yr old girl don't know what she wants yet.

obitee69:
Hello guys. I feel so down at the moment. I introduced my GF to my parents. They seem to like her at 1st now they are saying I should drop her because shes half calabar. Her dad is Imo and her mum is calabar. I am from Anambra. I love her so much and would love her to be my wifey. How do I convince my parents who are angry at the moment. They are even threatening to disown me. I hustle and i stay alone. What do I do

If she is worth ignore ur parents.

These are the kind of topics that should be on front page.

beetle24:
M.G. Resources invites you for a test/briefing by 9am on Friday 26/02/2016 @161 Ikorodu Road, Onipanu Bus-Stop, opposite Ecobank, Lagos State. 070-1682-9067

Any interview invite you notice test/briefing is fake. If the text message is sent to you a day to the interview, its fake.

sexybaby22:
Location: Lagos
Job Type: Full-time

Job Description
Produce personalised training programmes for client teams.
Provide suitable feedback, balancing through criticism with positivity and motivation.
Assess strengths and weaknesses in a participant's performance and identifying areas for further development
Adapt to technical soccer needs and interests of groups or individual participants
Communicate on and off the pitch instructions and commands using clear, simple languages
Encourage participants to gain and develop skills, knowledge and technique.
Ensure a high standard of health and safety at all times for client participants
Inspire confidence and self-belief -the type that keeps participants psychologically attached to ‎the turf.
Develop knowledge and understanding of fitness, injury, sports psychology, nutrition and sports science
Act as a role model, gaining the respect and trust of clients, as individuals or as a team
Find appropriate competitions for clients entertainment and stimulate corresponding sponsorship
Act as sole liason for up-to-date and relevant sports information especially soccer information.
Acts as referee in most instances where there are no referees‎ available.
Ability to detect problem areas whether with the turf or ‎general administration and report it before damage occurs
Develop and maintain a junior soccer academy
Market Funturf and it's programmes positively to existing clients or teams
Any other function as assigned by the Business Manager.
Application Closing Date
24th March, 2016.

How to Apply
http://www.history.com.ng/jobs-vacancies

Are you trying to draw traffic to ur site or what? The links on ur site aren't opening.

80% of all Danfos in Lagos are not road worthy.

Setaje:
Just did mine 27k. If u need help, pm me. You'll get it in 2 days

Pls this is my number ; 08099673300. Pls I would really love to know how you did urs.

erimmy:
I can't tell you the price on a public forum like this. Contact me or I will prefer you come to our state command.God bless

08099673300 pls bro let's talkk.

well first of all even though you are my country man, i still will tell you the truth.If you know how people behave,then you know how to deal with them. the way you conduct and carry yourself anywhere you are is how you will be treated. you erred by not making your request for leave absolutely official.You told your work shop manager about it and he advised you to speak with your boss. you should have done so and all this would not be happening.
secondly you goofed when you eventually resumed office. you should not have begged him. there is a difference between apologizing and begging. i am sure you your countenance and disposition portrayed fear and that you were absolutely sorry and scared of losing your job, which gave you away. you don't show fear to such people,you show strength, confidence yet remorse. this would have made him think twice before assaulting. but because he saw you apologizing probably almost kneeling he knew you were scared of losing your job and scared of him too as your boss so he attacked you. i am not saying all this to make you see me as a bigger man, i just want you to know when dealing with a bully you don't show fear.



in any case i commend your patience and hope you deal with him severely because it is becoming routine for these Indians and Lebanese who are way below us Nigerian.