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cktheluckyman:
For more jokes Text Tinubu pee-poo to 419

Please mark my word I've said it nd i will say it again Tinubu can never be president of nigeria
Today's its 6th of March 2022
I no b God oo bt this one must come to past
E too sure die.

Kelvin2022:
Background video recorder

Oh okay thanks I will get back to you.

Kelvin2022:
Good morning everyone, please I don't know how you guys will see this but i can't keep it alone anymore. I have been spycaming my girlfriend whenever she is changing her clothes or wearing her clothes after bath with an app in my phone. This app is hidden that when is on the person won't know is videoing him or her. For months now I have saved a total video of her which is in 19gb videos and stored in my laptop. The reason for doing this is because she doesn't give sex to me like she use to, I confront her she said that she is not ready, I got angry and started using the app since then. What do you guys think? Should I date another girl and leave her because I am doing self service with it.

Please what the name of the app i will love to use on my girlfriend i want to know if i should go ahead with marriage plans..

Righteousness2:
Dem don Deceive and Confuse this one with all those their toy charms and gods.

By the authority In the Name of JESUS, I Send Destructive Thunder and Lightning to wherever she is held captive and by the Mercies of GOD, I Decree her release and that of Everyone held in there in JESUS Name.

I swear na prostitution be the next 4 her now
With fake oath wen no de work.

Anny505:
Abobi done pour my charge say I be Ave, I don't attend St. Augustine. I'm a jew with full street O.T, you can't grow up in the street of P.H and still be a noob in terms of O.T. No be everybody were know cultist slangs be cultist.

Back to our bone of contention, there's no K.K plantation in OAU same were there's no SEC NEST in UNIPORT, UNIUYO, UNICAL, CRUTECH, AKWAPOLY, AKSU, RSU, I stand to be corrected though but for now I believe there's no Aves in Osun state

Shut up cultist wen de disguise

Vanzcharles:
Trash!!!...
Aye no dey party with KK.

Say something meaningful than the trash you're now we already know. Ok stop reminding us.

Vanzcharles:
Trash!!!...
Aye no dey party with KK.

What do u know the difference btw aye nd kk
Its the angle they fly there bret
Get it if u don't get it forget about it

Cultistupdate:
This one was killed in Umunze in Anambra state Nigeria based on the cult war between Blackaxe and Vikings. Well this one late update of February killings.

Lol updatecultist we all know you're a cultist a blackaxe member please send us ur pix and location so we go drink kukuma together you know the matters na

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You think I ain't normal?
Do I sound normal?

You know everyone here seems to hate you
Your kind of comments on this forum
Its like you behave weird
U support the killing of young girls for ritual

U re the defense for the ritualist on this forum by ur comments
Example a guy kill his girlfriend for ritual the evidence its clearly stated ooo
You will reply the comments by saying how sure re you that it was the guy that killed her nd ur clearly reading the evidence ooo
All I could say its change ur ways stop advocating 4 bad people else same faith will fall upon u..

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Brownygold002:
Hey nairalanders! Pardon any typos and errors. I need ur help no insult. I met a guy on fb. We chatted and hooked up. He invited me to his hotel room. I never knew we were actually going to a hotel if nt I Would have objected. We talked and laughed cuz he was a fun person. He is a pianist too. I watched some of his videos while he performed at events. I was amazed at his skillfulness. Along the line he put the phone down and began to kiss me. I tried stopping him all to no avail. He saw i wasn't responding to the kiss so he stopped. He talked to me and made me feel comfortable. He sucked my boobs buh no sex. Av been in terrible relationships in d past and M scared of going into a new one. This guy is very okay both in looks and character and finance. Though he told me he has like 5 exes. He's 24 and m 18. He appears to really love me, Buh m scared. Judging from his approach towards me the first day we met, is he ideal for me? Or does he look like a player? I need answers please. Don't insult me please.

With all these statements above
All I can say u could even frame ur lies nd fake story very well

I'm so disappointed at u
Not impressed seriously .

Candidlady:
Make una dey try see things from different angle..

What bout those that truly love the guy and he took advantage of the innocent girl


Its not all bout greed

Okay see another triangle

What of if no b money nd quality dress na mk her truly love the guy
Bt the guy can't keep up wit her head

Reason the triangle �️

Op according to what I had its dat ritual money happen in various forms okay

Bt let me mention the few i had

They say its spirit that brings the money
Spirit come to the person with brief case filled with money

The place the person did the ritual probably room or car or special place wen the person comes back its will be filled with money hw the person picture the money in his mind so as hw the place will b filled with money.

Some time the spirit can bring bank cheques
Some time the spirit can bring contracts papers

Sometimes the spirit can bring number for lotto

They re many ways various means for the money to come to the person.

Blood 4 blood...... u know d maras na

arthurwillia:
Lol bro
I’m a medical practitioner also.
RN Dey more clinically inclined because they spend more time in the clinic, fine..
But you cannot tell me RN certificate trump BNSc lai lai
Where BNSc Go reach career wise RN no go smell sm
RN still go to do BNSc? Why please?

We know that roadside mecho better engineer in handswork but you can not say mecho is better abeg

I won base on hard facts that you are doing bsc
Why not stick to your RN na not because I’m not a nurse. Drops mic

The reason its cus i want to be a lecturer ok I want to ply the educational route.
Assuming I want to just practice i will stick wit Rn nd my speaclity only ok
Like I said u re not a nurse so u won't understand.

arthurwillia:
Lol you Dey cap Oga
You are saying rn nurse better bsc nurse but you are doing your bsc nursing now.. lol I no fit laugh
Anyone take this guy serious I pity your life

Assuming u re a nurse I for understand bt u re not so forget i won't argue wit u anymore ok u win bye.

Op go take this nd thank me later okay

azithromycin

arthurwillia:
You will take one advantage of nursing school to dozens of advantages of nursing in university
No be juju be that
Rest o
Abeg if you have the opportunity of going to nursing in university pls don’t settle for school of nursing oo

Are you a nurse? NO u re not....

So u can't tell me my profession cus u want to win argument go nd make ur research and finding nd found out whom nigeria govt employ more in federal medical hospital between RN nd Bsc nd get back to me.

arthurwillia:
You will take one advantage of nursing school to dozens of advantages of nursing in university
No be juju be that
Rest o
Abeg if you have the opportunity of going to nursing in university pls don’t settle for school of nursing oo

Lol I've RN okay im in Canada bro...... I no even for one day stress my sef to get job lol nd guess wat im about to round up for my bsc nd bsc made easy....nd u need to see the way bsc students flock round me to educate them alaye...
Like I said nothing pass RN abeg I can't argue with someone whose not a nurse only a polyvalent nurse will understand lol sorry dear LATER.....

Na wait u shouting bsc bsc wen did bsc nursing introduce to Nigeria education system?? Not up to 8years back ooo bt nursing skool has been in nigeria for ages
Ok the salary difference not more than 5k difference
Ok who get easily promoted btw bsc nd RN.. RN
Then merge the Rn with Rm and bsc plus speality u re on ur way to zonal marathon bt with only bsc forget it so its always advisable to go for RN first b4 u think of anything else ...abeg wat do i know sef im just a polyvalent nurse

WAITING BSC NURSING GO KNOW for YEAR 3 OR 4
PERSON WHEN DE SCHOOL OF NURSING DON KNOW KNOW FOR JNR BLOCK MEANS YEAR 1 SO ASK UR SEF WHICH ONE ITS BETTER.

arthurwillia:
Lol so nursing school is the best but you still need to enter university with the nursing school certificate before you are recognized. lol
Point of correction when you enter university with nursing school you will start at 200level nor 300..

The only advantage nursing school have over BNSc is working experience which they get while studying and also after school because it’s just two years so that’s why it’s easier to enter uk for SON grass’s.

Atleast there's an advantage nursing school ve over bsc nd it's well recognised oversea... unlike bsc nursing

Lol, no let anyone deceive u... if u no go u no go know

Nursing school its the best in nigeria nd most needed in oversea... do u know wat its takes to be an RN nursing holder.. na only RN sabi nursingjob the main professionalism and ethic pass ask around ...lol u think dat 3years na joke .. see finish nursing school u then enter direct entry for university study nursing means u will start from 3 level u just spend 2 more years u don get bsc be dat.. by then wen u finish nursing school u don know every for nursing so bsc go easy for u... u know the rest story nah.......

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Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


PIKIN wey know how MARKET take start go always see MARKET as em play GROUND..




abobby and amabobi ain't SAME...


if u no be STREET


no CAT WALK 4 MY UNIFORM ooo



b4 KALA go JAM PESIN left leg by MISTAKE...



U hear people SHOUT ABOBBY YEEEEEE


U STILL hear AMABOBI YEEEEEE..


GUY AND DIS MY GUY na 2 different CAPINZ..



WTF MAN

i shall like ur wordings oo bt to me sha na senila tested de work u sha nd u know say u no do anything u no know anything lol na 4 nairaland.com u b cultist
I use God beg u atleast respect the spellings na which one it AMABOBI very soon now u go say amasuperman or amazon lol bro lol u know say there's noting like AMABOBI only wating we get na abobby so calm down
Bro u know street slangs pass I greet u sha

Continue me i sha know say hand Go torch u soon sha

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