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peppermint7:
I repeat who is this dirty thing

peppermint7:
Who be this dirty petite thief

Iamvetlander:
Babe you really don't know what other people are going through.

easzypeaszy:
u wl find ur sef in d vry situation soon

kingxsamz:
Please don't mention that clown here.
He already tried in 2019 and failed woefully.

Iamvetlander:
Shut up

techgeniusworld:
I'm trying to get Women's attention.
It's amazing Cristiano Ronaldo is really Handsome and Sexy and Nobody talks of that. BABES HAVE YOU SEEN HIS SIX PACK !!! ( Trying to throw Women into a Frenzy ) . SEE HIS THICK LEGS !!!! ( trying to drive women into lust )
He looks like a Ken Doll but with Zero Plastic Surgery. There should be a doll of him for Grown up women to Play with. If you can't have the real thing you can have a doll of him.
I like how he has no tattoos on his body. His mother must be proud of him for that. A real man in the real sense if the word. Real men look for achievements and not tattoos.

kufre2010:
As written by another devotee

I received the divine knowledge of Satguru Maharaj Ji on 23rd November 1994 and since then I have been born again. Many people are confused today because of philosophies and doctrines even though some of them contravenes what they believe in. They are afraid to speak up because people will call them all sorts of names including unbelievers. Lots of people are chasing shadows in the name of religion but the truth is that it has done more harm than good over the world. Wars have been fought over the centuries in the name of God. The few priviledged who knows the secrete of creation keep it to themselves and use it to their selfish advantage. Proliferation of technology and civilization has made it worse. Africans knew God before the intervention of foreigners. Communication to the Almighty need not be necessarily uniform or follow a particular doctrine. Any effort to confuse the populace as to a particular way of life will always create chaos, confusion, earth quake, flooding and other natural disaster. This is not to say that there is no true way of doing things. I am simply not being religious. Religion today is either simply a way of making money, gaining popularity or other mundane things. Anyone found following the tradition of our forefathers is seen differently today because people have no knowledge and this is the simple reason why they perish. Knowledge is not gained by reading books or following our colonial masters, it is of the divine. It is a fountain of treasure inside each and every one of us. The human spirit is more enriched than many ever believe. From the spirit is our reality, our reality cannot only be projected but directed in a way that our lives becomes better. I am not here to talk about religion but to let you know that our existence is pre ordained by the creator who is always with us whether we believe it or not. He comes in different forms and has sent Messiahs to rescue mankind from the ocean of Maya. Jesus Christ and Mohammed are the commonest examples of His manifestation. I have devoted my life to that of research and I tell you this: No one can help you except yourself but you need to be guided. No one taught the bees how to produce honey, no one taught the lion how to hunt for prey and I cannot teach you how to run your life. No fate befalls us than what we make.
Those who brought religion to us are not crazy about it because they got their tradition which no amount of civilization can take. Today, I am a true Christian. I am not just a hearer of the word but a doer of the word. Many commit atrocities in a bid to repent in the coming Sunday and others just do not think of repercussion before they act. The holy books are used to swear on falsehood and religious leaders are more of products of the bedeviled society. Today, I am proud to be a devotee of SATGURU MAHARAJ JI. My inner eye has been opened to realise the essence of God, know my left from my right and to understand nature, spirituality, man and God i.e. self realization. How many people know themselves or have attained oneness with the divine? A simple yet complicated question. You all need a Guide, a Guru, a Master to take you through. Many have searched for solution to their numerous problems in life and have spent a fortune still looking for solution. Not all that glitters is gold. Just because of miracles performed in the name of God does not make it right. Miracles can be performed by anybody. But the realisation of whom you are and who is that brother, sister or neighbor is more important. I started out life very rough with experiences I could not tell anyone, even those closest to me. It was war in my dreams and I found it hard to sleep where it was dark. Though not convenient, I can hardly do anything as a child when I could not even understand what they meant. As I grew up, it was still the same but my utmost fear is death. A lot of times, I forcefully woke myself up so that my inner eyes would not see evil especially my end. As a disciple of SATGURU MAHARAJ JI, I have learnt how to take care of myself and how to communicate with the Holy Spirit inside of me to avert fear of evil and danger.
Many people are still living in the fear I lived in yesteryears and still afraid to seek a permanent solution. They live in the illusion of God gives and God takes. Let us make this clear, we are perfect image of the creator, beautifully and wonderfully made. Our maker would not give us challenges that would be above our powers even though as humans, we are tempted to give up occasionally. We all have a role to play in the physical and spiritual spheres and without you the world is incomplete because no one else can be you. You are simply different in all ways, likewise your fellow brothers and sister. I hope you are at ease with my write up. Someday my book will be published which covers topics like Purpose of life, Karma, Reincarnation, Religion, nature to mention a few. If you are looking for a practical way of life, you will find it in the company of devotees of SATGURU MAHARAJ JI. Ours is not a religion rather a way to live. It is not a place of miracle but of self realization. It is not a place where you search for mundane things but a place to seek true salvation. Blessed are the pure in spirit, for they shall see God. The much talked about secrete is not farfetched. SATGURU MAHARAJ JI reveals the inner light, opens the ears to the divine music and allows the overflowing river (nectar) to flow from the divine to cleanse us of our sins. The inner light is as bright as the sun, the same energy sustaining mankind and all life force in the universe. It is the original source of all things created. The divine celestial music is the inner accord of man to the voice of nature. Through this, we remain in tune with the creation while the overflowing nectar removes all forms of impurities from our system to make our energy pure. The Holy name must not be forgotten here. It is the name of God – SATGURU. SAT meaning father, GURU meaning ‘from darkness to light’, GURU generally referred to as teacher or master, SATGURU meaning the father of all teachers. The word originates from Sanskrit language, the very first language on earth and our mother tongue. The God inside us is what SATGURU MAHARAJ JI reveals. Don’t hope for God in futility, there is always a guide on earth. It is the same teachings of Jesus Christ and other sages. Search for your own truth and you will find it.

Mark Clattenburg has recalled the time he threw a boot at Jose Mourinho after the then-Manchester United boss confronted him after a game.

The former Premier League referee was in charge of the Red Devils' 1-1 draw with Stoke City in January 2017, when a late Wayne Rooney goal saw Mourinho's side clinch the draw. The goal also made Rooney United's all-time top goalscorer, overtaking the legendary Bobby Charlton, but Clattenburg has revealed that the game almost drove him to quit football.

He told the Daily Mail: "It was not long after full-time when there was a knock at my dressing room door and United manager Jose Mourinho came in. I was just taking my boots off.

"‘You must be happy this time,’ I said. ‘You can’t blame me for that draw, can you?’"

"‘I can,’ he said."

Mourinho claimed that Ryan Shawcross had handled the ball inside his own penalty area, but Clattenburg insisted he made the right call. "‘What you on about?’ I said. ‘I got that right, I know I did.’"

"‘No. I’ve seen the video. You were wrong.’ He was going on and on. Shut up man, will you?

"I picked up my boot and launched it against the wall next to him," he revealed.

"‘F***ing get out of my dressing room. Get out!’"

Clattenburg turned the tables and told the Portuguese boss of his own feeling.

"Mourinho froze. I lost it with him. I did not give a s*** any more. He did not know what to say. I was so fed up with all of the ridiculous mind games," he stated.

"I drove home while going over and over the Shawcross incident. I watched it on Match of the Day and I was right, the ball hit him flush on the chest. So why was Mourinho playing funny buggers with me?

"I went to bed that night and I knew I’d had enough. ‘You know what,’ I thought, ‘I can’t be bothered with idiots like that any more.’"