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Kylekent59:
Bread is for love. I am d bread of live. Dnt u read ur bible

yea ryt. we r saved by d blood if d lamb too. next tym I travel I will visit an abattoir bfor hand. I just hope dey slaughter lamb dat day sha

EroticAngelina:
lolss do u wanna stop?

don't tink so. id rada feel obliged to buy bread dan Sth more expensive

EroticAngelina:
lolss, its like a tradition for them.. especially we igbos anytime my uncle comes visiting, he always buys us bread, sometimes he also gives us 1k or 500 each..but he must add bread! of he did not bring bread..hmm u know that something is wrong choi. like say them swear for bread

I don't travel frequently Bt d few times I travel, if I dnt buy bread, my conscience will prick me to death n I can't explan y. its funny o

I just observed a little girl running to welcome her big brother who obviously was returning from a trip. By mere looking at the contents of the cellophane he was carrying, I could see the shape of bread. Now my question is this - why must travelers always, i mean always buy bread during the trip. They may buy other things, but if bread isnt included, then the list is incomplete. Is it a tradition? Who started it? What is the origin of this bread thing? What is the significance. Please share with me if you have the slightest idea

mizzkeji44:
INTERESTIN...bur galz wl say such guys are nt carin

is der rili anytin u wud do or nt do for a gal DAT wud stop her from complaining? humans r insatiable beings. gals inclusive

haniey:
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I dey wait.

for...

yelonelo:
:PU see that's y u are so single and y ur hand will always b ur galfriend.

funny u. my hand is always my hand. my ex is always my ex

iceberylin:
Few paragraphs would have made this a little bit interesting

iceberylin:
Few paragraphs would have made this a little bit interesting

I'm OK with having it interesting. a little bit more wud be excess. tnx anyway

If u think ur fat, u probably r. Don't ask us we refuse to answer.
If u won't dress like Victoria secret gals, don't expect us to dress like soap opera guys.
Birthdays, Valentines n anniversaries r nt quests to see if we can find d perfect present yet again.
If u ask a question u don't want an answer to, expect an answer u don't wanna hear.
Sometimes we r not thinking about u. Live with it.
Sunday = sports. Its like d full moon or changing weather. Just let it be.
Shopping isn't a sport. And no, we're neva going to see it dat way.
Whenever we hv to go out, anything u wear is fine. Really.
You hv inof clothes.
You hv inof shoes.
Crying is blackmail. Stop it.
Ask for what u want. Let's be clear on this. Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Very obvious hints don't work. Just say it!
Most guys own 3 pairs of shoes. What makes u think we'd be good at choosing which pair, out of 30 will look good on ur dress
Yes n no r perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
We're here to help fix ur problems. Sympathy's wot ur galfrends r for. Got it?
I am nt ethan. U r nt Katharina. Foreign films r beta left to foreigners.
Check ur oil.
Anything I said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments becum null n void after 7 days.
Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway. Its genetic.
U can eida tell us to do sth or tell us hw to do sth. Bt nt both.
If u wanna cum ova, fine. If u don't wanna cum ova, fine. Bt plz don't make an issue out of it.
Peach is a fruit nt a color.
If we ask wots wrong n u say nutin, we will act lyk nutin is wrong. We knw ur lying bt its just nt worth d hassle.

killjoy

When people dont communicate effectively, the result can often be comical. Some time ago, i came across the following illustration that conveys what i mean. It is made up of a series of memos on a college campus.

1) PRESIDENT TO ACADEMIC VP: Next thursday Halley's comet will appear over this area. This is an event which occurs only once every 75yrs. Call d division heads and have them assemble their professors and students on the athletic field and explain this phenomenon to them. If it rains, then cancel the observation and have the classes meet in the gym to see a film about the comet.

ACADEMIC VP TO DIVISION CHAIRMEN: By order of the president, next thursday Halley's Comet will appear over the athletic field. If it rains, then cancel classes and report to the gym with your professors and students where you'll be shown films, i phenomenal event which occurs only once every 75yrs.

DIVISION CHAIRMEN TO PROFESSORS: By order of the phenomenal president, next thursday Halley's Comet will appear in the gym. In case of rain over the athletic field the president will give another order, something which occurs every 75yrs.

PROFESSOR TO STUDENTS: Next thursday the president will appear in our gym with halley's Comet, something which occurs every 75yrs. If it rains the president will cancel the comet and order us all to our phenomenal athletic field.

STUDENTS WRITING HOME TO PARENTS: When it rains next thursday over the school athletic field, the phenomenal 75yr-old president will cancel all classes and appear before the whole school in the gym accompanied by Bill Halley and the comets.

What do you think ADD YOURS!!!!

laplace12: You got it wrong bro. I didn't say I was going to be a hapless gud guy. I said I was going to play the gud guy. There is a difference there.

Playing the gud guy is a higher level of the game. Its best when you are looking for a life partner. With that you will tell a girl with conscience. A girl that won't go far in exploiting a weak guy. Those are the wife materials bro.

You will definitely part with some cash in the game but that is just a collateral damage. More like a research fund.

I get sha. ofcos relationships r expensiv at all levels n wud cost u. love never goes without sharing. dat I understand. BT I still maintain, exercise caution wen it comes to women n relationships. u just neva knw wot kinda bitch ur dealing with. if a man has to fall prey to a bitch twice in a lifetym, den he shud b rushed to home for incurable alcoholics. I mean it

laplace12: The post is mostly about games in a relationship. But the bigger question is 'if you play games to win and keep a girl, will you play games in the marriage?'
In as much I know and played some of the op games but I think I've changed strategy. Recently I deliberately choose to play a good guy and watch her reaction. Whatever her reaction is determines wether I stay or move on.
I choose that cos I am going to be a good guy in marriage, and would want a wife that loves and respects good guys.

TerpeOjorobaby: Babe me sef na babe oh!!!! I m nt after any guys money.just do wht s rght as a guy n nt depending on anyones writeup.as a guy if u feel ur babe shld nt b trted rght e cncrn u.

and to all the others who tink this write up is an instigator of games in a relationship...

my write up is not a motivation for games in a relationship, is takin sides with ur mum over a random gal a game? is giving your best nd expecting the best cos u deserve it a game?? is refusin to wory about someone who doesnt giv a fuckkk about u a game dats d problem i hav wit guys, ur so nice to ladies you start acting dumb!!!! when it comes to relationships, our feminine counterparts extort n mistreat us financially and emotionally!! they steal our romantic ideals and go to the next *mugu* if u tink my advice is a game in a relationship, then go ahead n jst be yourself... showwer her with all d gifts in d world n take nuffin from her. ok jst live your life in worship to her while she uses u as a means to an end. quit usin ur head n start usin your heart!! u will live to remember this post, i will live to tell you "didnt i tell you asshole"

redgem: *Laughing* *still laughing* and *laughing*
Just imagine your monicker... 'Killjoy' I'm still happy, dancing and singing....
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Question 1
Did I say anything bad in your thread?

Question 2
Did I insult you or any other male folks here?

Question 3
Look at my profile picture...do I look like a popper?

I don't expect anything from the opposite sex but that does not mean, they should be selfish to themselves cos I won't say selfish to my fellow sex..
To does guys that I reading this thread and taking note of it, I pity your future relationships..

Any insults that is referred to me...won't get a reply or a word from me...you can post insults as you like, I will only ignore it cos having a conversation or exchanging words with the person is an insult to my path...

ohhhhh at first u wer the psychological schemer, "d op is funny, d post is senseless"-doz wer ur words... now ur attacks r thwarted, ur playin the laughin n singin victim... ohhh purleeeaaassseeee

redgem: Hmmm...please,I'm tired of laughing
Is it hult or hurt?
It doesn't affect me...wanted to give the op a simple advice but changed my mind..decided to just laugh and leave the thread cos it makes no sense..
Got that?

why why do u employ cheap psychological schemes against me? I don't nid a magnifying glass to see hw hurt dis thread makes u feel. smart gals wud learn a tin or two from dis post. dumb gals wud b offended by it. its gals lyk u dat make guys tink gals hv fish brain.

princessayesha: Am not a guy....buh thanks

d pleasure's all mine

dre11: All this hypothesis and theory don tire me self......

Just know dat in a relationship don't allow ur heart to do the thinking for u............ but make use of ur brain, ur head and define what u want in the relationship.

so, both can have mutual respect, trust and understand on what is needed to make it work and be flexible(re-adjust) as it keeps blossoming.

I say mad man u say craze man. I gave a detailed version u gave an abridged version... perhaps wen d world becomes utopia, u won't need theories. all u hv to do is be urself. bt until den, play safe

Ryabcool: Look at this good for nothing jamb candidate whose life ambition is to find a guy who will bail her from the throes of poverty.
Kiddo? Really? I just checked your profile picture properly. Even my younger bro is not your mate. Do you think its only kids that patronize nairaland? Social media has given an ant the right to behave like a lion so i won't blame you. Why am i even surprised? You username even has barbie in it. And you dare form adult to me? Smh!

Quote where i called myself handsome. And calling you ugly isn't childish, it is just the truth as i see it. Its your hurt ego that's living in denial.


Disclaimer to the public; God knows i have no problem with people not so goodlooking. I am not handsome and i do not claim to be. Its just the stupid ones forming fly that pisses the hell outta me.

take it easy man... she's just a young woman. allowances shud be made for her folly.

TRADELYN: Guy, I dey vex 4 U wella Ooo...

Why you to send me a copy of this killjoy's thread naa?

Naa Sooo I 4 miss Am ni...GOD forbid in Jesus name

Ollybarbie219: Mr handsome *pukes* u couldn't have found a better way to show us how childish u are. not ur fault tho...now run along kiddo, its way past ur bedtime

young woman, u see a post dat hurts ur pride den u take a subtle swipe at d op, how dare u brand him as childish search ur soul... who rili is d kiddo

TerpeOjorobaby: Well my best advice s b urslf.dnt act base on write ups bt if u wish to b trted dis way also,u can carry on. 4 anyone who cares to listen "just be gud" the babe u trt lke trash 2day mayb in a better position to assist u 2moro.na small world we dey oh!!!

look my friend, der r gals out there praying to meet a guy who will just be himself n just be gud. I pray dey find u, plus, go n work hard for ur money n stop stakin ur future on d hope of finding a gal in a better position tomorrow. focus guy! focus!!

neutralwaya: Geee.... Buyaka ! 20 Gunshot hailing you bro . You got the gist. In fact, everything you flex on this weekend is on me. Men like you are hard to come by. Send me a PM or drop your number, make I send you airtime for the MB wey you take drop this HARDCORE Facts

I mean am. No dulling

lolzzzz. tnx for ur validation. dat wud be sufficient. tnx once again

Ollybarbie219: This aint no attack dude,if it was one,trust me u wd be grabing ur armour by now

dream on babe. dream on

rawpadgin: peeps be acting like a love professor on nairaland why in reality girls dey use dem clean ground

u wish

Ollybarbie219: Pained dudes be like~

u cant attack d post, then u attack the op. dats oldschool babe.

mencade5: i need to copy this down.

Let me gain something from nairaland today.

i created this post some months back, but i lost it along with my account. let me do you guys a favour by re-posting for those interested.



Warning: readers discretion adviced. If u can't handle a pretty lenghty write up, den move ahead wit ur life of ignorance; afterall, detest for readin is ingrained in an average black man's DNA. Below are the Rules:

Rule 1
Giving all ur love, care, time, even money doesn't guarantee she'll stay: let me tell u wot makes women stick to guys thru all season, both good n bad - because... they... wait for it, wait for it, wait for it... want to!!! Yes. They stick to guys because they love d guys n choose to stay wit dem. U must hv seen or heard of guys who beat up dia gals bt still, d gals cling to dem (nw I'm nt askin u to abuse ur gals). Givin ur gals ur all may be gud, bt is nt a reason for dem to stick to u, infact givin dem all in fantastic proportions is unhealthy. I will explain dat subsequently. So dnt tink she's still wit u cos of all d love n money ur showerin on her, wen its tym to leav u, nufin will stop her.

Rule 2:
Never make her too comfortable: u lov her wit ur lyf. She loves u even more. Bla bla. U devote all ur tym n bein to her, evrytin is magical, she knows ur hers for lyf, den a point is inevitably reached when... u suddenly start lookin lyk an ass to her. I knw ur tinkin, dats nt right! D more comfortable u make a person, d more d person shud giv more. Yes! Dat is in sync wit logic, bt women ain't logical! Once in a while, dnt get jelous, dnt care, dnt spend, hold back urself. Let her run after u. Get a lyf aside her! I can't tell u hw importnt dis is

Rule 3:
Family takes precedence over her: it cannot be overemphasised hw important it is for u to knw d people who will be wit u for eva n dos who will cum n go. Never take sides wit ur gal against ur mama or sister. Its against d bro code of conduct. Never inconvenience ur family to accommodate "one man's daughter". It will make her respect u. Once u forge ur gal into a wife, gud for u! She's nw ur family n shud nt be inconvinienced for anoda random "non-family". Until u ring her finger, she's fair game, meanin she can dump ur sorry ass for anoda. So dnt be stupid inof to enjoy temporary things n miss out eternity.

Rule 4:
She's not worth any emotional/financial stress: don't struggle to give what u dnt have! Asume she requests for 10k, if u dnt hav it tell her "i dont hv it", if u hav it bt aint feelin charitable, tell her "i wont give, go work for ur money", if u hav n feel lyk sharin fine! Give her! Relationships r to be enjoyed not tolerated! Dating is not an emancipation frm poverty! Neva you hav sleepless nights for her sake. Neva you borrow to satisfy her every whim! This may sound harsh, but not until ur married to her, u hav no business dealin with her usin ur heart, use ur head!! Most men make this moronic mistake of gettin worked up over a woman! God! Women r d emotional ones, let dem cry over d relationship, its nt ur job nigger! Dnt kill urself for a gal, she wud attend ur funeral with a new boyfrend. A word for d wise is sufficient

Rule 5:
Always get even: women always think they r smatter dan men. Here's why - dey grow up to have huge racks n bums as big as jumbo size hot air balloons, n guys r wired to be attractd to wot dey see, hence dey can manipulate guys, hence dey r smarter! Guys who hv more money dan sense tend to give more n get little in a relationship. Y shud u buy her a box of chocolate on her bday n expect hand band on urs?? Get even! For every shoe she buys u, get her a wrist watch, for evry tie, get her a scarf, for every boxer, get her a pant (wait, shey boxers r even more expensiv dan pants, hehehe). This sounds like a game bt in truth, datin a 21st century naija babe is a game, im not askin u to win, jst get even. Keep on readin, im not thru.

Rule 6:
Love yourself first n more: lyk i said earlier, ladies think dey r smarter n wud love to expliot u in d name of relationships. Hence word lyk *mugu*, n phrase lyk *maga don pay* wer coined. If u love urself first n more dan her, u wont get her wot u hav never tasted. U wont giv her a treat u hv neva had. There is somethin called self love n self respect n evry guy shud hv dem! Moreova, until u truly love urself, u will find it hard to love others without bein a wuss... lov ur gal bt undastand dat ur a human bein too n desearve d good tins of life. Take care of urself too. Love ur life, u hav jst one left. And d final rule....

Rule 7:
Understand who you are as a man: bein a man is one of d biggest burdens a human cud hav. Ther r previleges of bein a man, bt responsibilities too. Undastand dat u hv to be on top of evrytin, ur game, (i didnt say ur gal o, i said ur game, hohohohoho). Undastnd dat dis gal wud be d first to throw rocks at u if u become a failure in lyf tomoro. Set ur priorities right, make enough money to take care of ur family, both batch A n batch B. Imagine good things u can afford with $10million - a gud house, good car, love, etc. Strive to be d kind of man u wud be happy to have ur sister marry.

Nota Bene: i am not prejudiced towards women, i hate everyone equally.