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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 6:05pm On Nov 03, 2014*

MrsBreezy:
Lol I'll pretend that wasn't sexist at all.

Haha not that I don't agree with what you've said just that its very pessimistic.

You do realise the family you have will die. And you'll have none. Or they'll move on to their own.

Hmm yeah single and complete is possible

I used to be very romantic my dear u hv no idea, truth is, I don't expect anything good from a woman, I don't want to hv anything to do wit a woman besides business n sex!!

e get who no go die?? na wife or pikin no go die? I lost my kid sister a long tym ago Bt both my parents r alive. lyf isn't mathematics. wife fit die before mama. shey u dey feel me

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 4:35pm On Nov 03, 2014

skelefish:
I love this... OP may God continue to enlarge your coast. We need more of your type. Front page tins abeg...

tnx for ur validation

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 4:20pm On Nov 03, 2014

Saao:
op u maybe right to some extend maybe due to situation with some families around u but marriage goes beyond negativity. i'm happily married but cant see all those points u mentioned in my marriage though in life, their must be pros and cons to everything so i believed u to some extend as i said. dont discourage others cos marriage is to be enjoy.

OK oooo. gud for u. for me sha, marriage is all cons no pro

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 4:04pm On Nov 03, 2014

traware:
It depends on the format.As long as its complete,no problem.The other books' name is 'Sperm wars' by Robin Baker.Its also a fascinating read

tnxxxx wud get it knw n start ridin

Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 2:44pm On Nov 03, 2014

africanrapper:
OP, look in front of where you are standing right now. There is a bar.
Go inside that bar and take a bottle of HEINEKEN for my head. No, take the whole crates of HEINEKEN. I WILL PAY.

Just last week, I was contemplating getting a girl on a contract of 5 years to have 2 kids for me (1 boy and 1 girl). I have everything I want to make my life happy. Must I get married to be happy?

The wahala of staying with a nagging woman is frustrating. I have lots of friends who no longer go home at night to their families, instead they join me to bars here in Port Harcourt till 12AM. Why? Their wives nag them to almost death situation.

#africanrapper

wot is d essence of getting married only to run back to ur single lyf huh

tnx for d beer johh. lolzzz

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 2:14pm On Nov 03, 2014

Missmossy:
Chai!

woh hapn

Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 2:13pm On Nov 03, 2014

traware:
All the books' versions are readily available on the net for free.It will shock you.I will give you the name of another book when you're ready.You have to be aware our views are very unmainstream so be ready to be labelled all sorts on this thread...homo...,psycho...weirdo...creep...sicko

my skin is over a mile thick, wot pipl think bout me is non of my bizness. I just downloaded the book. its a 69 pages book. hope its complete. share with me the other books plzzzzzz

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 11:43am On Nov 03, 2014

traware:
Hmm...you sound exactly like me.Women must have shown you hell like they've also shown me.From my personal experience,marriage,women and children are a total waste of time and energy.Married men are slaves to their wives and children.My advice to young men out there is to never ever get married instead,use that energy to build a business or concentrate on better endeavours.Louis Vuitton,Harley Davidson,Steve Jobs even Lipton,these are all men who are dead and gone but their legacies live on.Do you think I'm lying?Pray tell,what is the name of Chinua Achebes' wife/wives?How many child/children does he have?There is no such thing as 'happily married',its an oxymoron.its like saying a person is 'happily dead'.Read the book "The Manipulated Man" by Esther Vilar and learn more

finally I find another man who sees the world with dsame pair of. glasses as me. I will find d book at all cost n read it . God bless u

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 8:40am On Nov 03, 2014

tpia6:
you can complain about people not reading your post, to whoever asked you to write it.

guy I didn't complain. I only said dos riding it shudnt complain its too long

Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 7:55am On Nov 03, 2014

tpia6:
were you asked to write it?

na you send yourself na.

oooookkkkk, sooooo ur point being.....

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 7:29am On Nov 03, 2014

zoeee:
I'll pray for u ...

awwwwww sweet of u. don't forget to include my intended film business in ur prayers

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 7:14am On Nov 03, 2014

zoeee:
Only dumb guys will eat all'o dis ... And yes , there are happily married men.... I can count... Every marriage has its ups n down. That doesn't mean u should write it off.... Ur kind will be the first to get married after deceiving others..

hahahahaha!!!! me get married!!! my dear I'm nt deceiving anyone. I used to be a pro marriage until I saw gals n marriage for wot dey r. sweetie I don't knw wot kind of story u or whoeva has to undo what I hv learnt from my personal experience. I have great plans for my lyf. marriage has no place in d grand plan

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 6:55am On Nov 03, 2014

zoeee:
What true feeling? U're talking bunk... Let happily married men say all this n maybe I'll believe....

don't expect happily married men (if der is such a tin) to say all dis... n no, u won't believ even if an angel says all this. asking a woman not to get married is like asking a man to stay jobless, that's y I created this post for guys only!

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 6:42am On Nov 03, 2014

zoeee:
U are so pessimistic!!

is dat wot d truth feels lyk? pessimism??

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 6:39am On Nov 03, 2014

faithugo64:
op since you have given them seven reasons not to marry,please give them hundred reasons why they should never sleep with another man's wife or probably why they should cut off their d*cks!

why shud I? wot if d oda man's wife wants to sleep wit him? if u hv not cut ur tits, y shud a man cut his d.ick? does d bitter truth irritate u like prickly heat??

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 6:32am On Nov 03, 2014

austine4real:
Ga.y thread pee on it
Ur mum shud av flush u out since b4 u bcom foetus ma.d man

u knw dis is an anonimous forum so u can tok shit, meet me on d street n repeat these words nigger, if blood doznt flow out of ur head, call me a mad man

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 1:14am On Nov 03, 2014

MrsBreezy:
You're not married. Or you weren't married so you wouldn't know. Well long lasting couples proves that marriage might be worthwhile.

Well maybe while you're young you probably think it's amazing. But when you're older.. With no family or wife or kids. Your legacy won't be the success you've had but the people you've left behind eg wife and kids

first of all I undastand dat as a woman, marriage is ur curse n u wud do or say anything to support it. well if I'd eva hv need for family, I already hv one. wife is just a burden I'd not resign to bear. single n complete. wish u cud honestly say dsame

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 1:08am On Nov 03, 2014

queenBVVIP:
There is great honor in marriage. The society is greatly rewarded by it,otherwise the society would have been filled with bastards, savages and non-entities.
Now whose son are you by the way? I know you will be proud to say,"I am the son of ..."

d society is still filled with bastards, savages and non-entities. dos armed robbers n kidnappers wer born n raised in homes having married parents - most likely. u think WizKids son wud be any less proud wen asked dsame question, whose son r u huh

mind u, I don't see d big deal bout having kids, although I tink they are adorable n love dem.

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 12:47am On Nov 03, 2014

basille:
One of the best original post i've read on Nairaland. Great job Op, i love the nonconformity of your write-up.
Marriage is over rated, same with love.

tnx

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 12:44am On Nov 03, 2014

jmoore:
I will marry.
I will live long.
I will sleep with one woman(my wife) for the rest of my life.

He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from God..

Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 12:43am On Nov 03, 2014

jmoore:
I will marry.
I will live long.
I will sleep with one woman(my wife) for the rest of my life.

He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from God..

these same words wer on my lips as at January first 2013. pray u don't hv to drink dsame portion I had to drink. all d same, all d best

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 12:40am On Nov 03, 2014

MrsBreezy:
Lol I'm guessing that's where your biased view comes from.

I'm sure there was a time during marriage that your parents were happy.

His wife gave him a heart attack? Hmm Ill keep my comment.

And no I Dont agree you'll have all the things marriage has to offer when you're single.

Then again marriage doesn't suit everyone.

my view isn't biased but based on experience hence in touch with reality. if u don't believe single men hv as much fun as married men, tell me what they r missing.

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 12:25am On Nov 03, 2014

merit12:
Well I just came back

Nothing in mexico

Don't wanna buy you cheap stuff

You are more than that

don't play love on my thread

merit12:
Well I just came back

Nothing in mexico

Don't wanna buy you cheap stuff

You are more than that

don't play love on my thread lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 12:20am On Nov 03, 2014*

MrsBreezy:
I'm sure they're lots of good things about marriage you've chosen to withheld.

You should let them see both then decide

as a matter of fact, d good tins marriage has to offer to a man r tins he can enjoy while still single. wot I withheld r more downsides to marriage. look marriage shud be a no go area for a man who intends to live eida happy or long or both.

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 12:04am On Nov 03, 2014

MrsBreezy:
True. But you can make realism optimistic. After reading this(if I was a man) I wouldn't want to get married.

dats d idea. men nid to knw d truth before crossing the Rubicon. I hv decided to tell them the truth, damning whose ox is gored. simple

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 11:55pm On Nov 02, 2014*

MrsBreezy:
You're a bit pessimistic.

no. abit realistic, maybe. very realistic, yes!

modified!
made front page!

to all those calling me names like gay, pervert, deluded etc, its hardly my fault DAT my way of thinking is above n beyond urs. its totally unmainatream n runs counter to all tradition n customs. let me live my lyf

to the intelligent guys who see reason with me, may God bless us! may we live long n happy lives n break records

to those who can't argue with reason n den resort to insults, my skin is a mile thick. try again.

peace

killjoy

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Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 11:49pm On Nov 02, 2014

merit12:
I can't fit shout

Stop thinking everyone is like you.

Let the boys do what they like jor

Nor be person born you,you are starting to sound like a black guy.

I must commend you,it not easy to compose such a long post(copy and past)I'm not saying so o.

Nice write up op,may God bless your left and right hands only.leave d rest plaace for making an effort.

Hmmm still typing

All quoters shall go to.........so?don't quote me(fullstop)

lolsss. do u see me pointing a gun to niggers head to kip him away from marriage?? I didn't copy n paste. plagiarism is a cardinal sin wer I come from. tnx for ur validation.

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Romance › Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 11:35pm On Nov 02, 2014

readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

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Christianity Etc › Re: CBN Bank Verification Number Is The Antichrist's Number by killjoy(m): 1:33pm On Nov 02, 2014

Hw did this post mak fp

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 12:27pm On Nov 02, 2014

onihaxy:
Very nice. Pls which version of corel draw do u use. I use x4 but I don't get how to draw something beautiful like this

I use Corel 12. lets see wot u hv done. can u share ur work?

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 12:27pm On Nov 02, 2014*

onihaxy:
Very nice. Pls which version of corel draw do u use. I use x4 but I don't get how to draw something beautiful like this

I use Corel 12.

modified!
second tym in less than a week my thread made front page! God must be rili loving me lately - along with one of d mods cheesy

. if DAT mods a lady, huggs n kisses. if its a guy, chop knuckle jorr. God will move ur problems to his own front page for sorting.

peace.

killjoy

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 11:03am On Nov 02, 2014

n d rest

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