If u think ur fat, u probably r. Don't ask us we refuse to answer.
If u won't dress like Victoria secret gals, don't expect us to dress like soap opera guys.
Birthdays, Valentines n anniversaries r nt quests to see if we can find d perfect present yet again.
If u ask a question u don't want an answer to, expect an answer u don't wanna hear.
Sometimes we r not thinking about u. Live with it.
Sunday = sports. Its like d full moon or changing weather. Just let it be.
Shopping isn't a sport. And no, we're neva going to see it dat way.
Whenever we hv to go out, anything u wear is fine. Really.
You hv inof clothes.
You hv inof shoes.
Crying is blackmail. Stop it.
Ask for what u want. Let's be clear on this. Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Very obvious hints don't work. Just say it!
Most guys own 3 pairs of shoes. What makes u think we'd be good at choosing which pair, out of 30 will look good on ur dress
Yes n no r perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
We're here to help fix ur problems. Sympathy's wot ur galfrends r for. Got it?
I am nt ethan. U r nt Katharina. Foreign films r beta left to foreigners.
Check ur oil.
Anything I said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments becum null n void after 7 days.
Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway. Its genetic.
U can eida tell us to do sth or tell us hw to do sth. Bt nt both.
If u wanna cum ova, fine. If u don't wanna cum ova, fine. Bt plz don't make an issue out of it.
Peach is a fruit nt a color.
If we ask wots wrong n u say nutin, we will act lyk nutin is wrong. We knw ur lying bt its just nt worth d hassle.

killjoy

Few paragraphs would have made this a little bit interesting

iceberylin:
Few paragraphs would have made this a little bit interesting

iceberylin:
Few paragraphs would have made this a little bit interesting

I'm OK with having it interesting. a little bit more wud be excess. tnx anyway

:PU see that's y u are so single and y ur hand will always b ur galfriend.

Straight to the point

yelonelo:
:PU see that's y u are so single and y ur hand will always b ur galfriend.

funny u. my hand is always my hand. my ex is always my ex

Interestin

Hmmmm interesting

ok

Nice 1 op, i hope d ldies r takin note of dat

...crying is blackmail
....If we ask wots wrong n u say nutin, we will act lyk nutin is wrong. We knw ur lying bt its just nt worth d hassle...

Pure truth.

Guy you are a poet of timeless truth.

7days after which its the expiry of ur words? isokay

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I dey wait.

yelonelo:
:PU see that's y u are so single and y ur hand will always b ur galfriend.

Well his not complaining.

INTERESTIN...bur galz wl say such guys are nt carin

S

Simple and Classic.

haniey:
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I dey wait.

for...

mizzkeji44:
INTERESTIN...bur galz wl say such guys are nt carin

is der rili anytin u wud do or nt do for a gal DAT wud stop her from complaining? humans r insatiable beings. gals inclusive

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