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killsmith:
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this "dumb-head" "just-said" he's BREAKING-THE-NORM-LIKE-2-CHAINZ...and u said errthing u just-spit-is-dope?...dude,what-did-u-smoke? Weed? Or where are u inHALING-IT-FROM?-ARE-U-SANE?....seriously,u write like someone who has a bad health,I mean u're BADLY-SICK....u wanna barru me wif dis mediocre-bars?I cut yoÙr-legs,punch ur fore-head,while ur mum's still-dumbfoundead,I hit-ur-round-head with HER-LIPSTICK till u can HARDLY-SPEAK...I den tell ur mum :"he cudnt beat me with that "prison-break flow"...his BARS-IS-WEAK"...

U fake hausa gangsta...all he does is SMOKE-TILL-HE-GETS-HIGH....if he tries me,all I'd do is POKING-HIS-LEFT-EYE...CHOKING-HIS-NECK-TIGHT..."Take-his-leg",break-his-head",*OPEN-HIS-DAMN-MIND*, then I prove ur a goner(gunner) by bringing a wheelchair(wilshere) after I've BROKEN-UR-BARE-SPINE....

Rap maestro vs killsmith? I'm BLEEPING-THE-FIXTURE...I cud beat u with an easy "verse" like john-three-sixteen...but thank ur stars dat I'm atheist,I'm not-still-READING-THE-SCRIPTURES...still then, errone laff as I'm HITTING-HIS-BIG-JAW, BEATING-THE-KID-SORE, n LEAVING-HIS-LIPS-TORN.....cos they all know that the only time u wack-dude beat someone black-blue is wen ur EDITTING-UR-PICTURE....

lol.....hope rap maestro is alive and well....

Please be brave.....hurry up and leave.....life is overrated.....

*claps for liar Mohammed*........the man is really good at his job.

Mr owner of nairaland....we say a big thank you....you just poured fuel into the fire....exactly what we wanted....







You can't kill the dream....not even on your own forum....

Yoruba's.....trying to look like ndigbo since the time of Noah...

AishyWemsy:
Girl if u r caught cheating, and he says he forgive u after ur plea and I don't deserve u stuffs, just know his forgiveness is not real, even if he was sincere at that point, d whole show will always haunt him and u will receive cold treatment each time. Am yet to meet d man that can sincerely and really forgive that. Be real and faithful. Though it is sad to say, men get away with it, they get forgiven. Is just so unfair

exactly what I'm going through.... The past keeps haunting

Just one.....and I don't intend leaving her soon....or getting a side chick

Trump is being protective......take a good look at France......trump doesn't wanna take chances....

Finally....my dream thread.....


*Drops 15 inches mouka foam*....

Pheeew....I'm Jesus.....and I'm here now....



I was supposed to come by 8:30pm....but I had to watch man utd vs Wolfsburg ;DD


Now that you've seen me....may we share the grace in fellowship... So you doltish theists can go to bed....





Last bullet ::....your jewish-looking Jesus doesn't exist.....instead of thinking of jesus would come....use your mental strength for something more realistic...something more like....when would buhari come

TWOWAYMIRROR:
YES...HE IS ALREADY ON HIS WAY COMING...SE THIS...

please look at the mirror....and apologize to yourself for letting yourself down with this nonsense you uploaded.....

Your friend doesn't understand that when it comes to marriage, men of this days are now hesitant...









Nowadays... marriageable guys scarce pass fuel....

The muslims are pained....

Chai...Africans!!...

martinlooter:
I am dating a girl from Mbaise girl, considering her behaviour to see if she will suit what I want for marriage, but her problem is that she is from Mbaise, for my people in the South East, you know Mbaise people have a very bad reputation for being manipulators, deceivers and mischief makers.
For sure, if my peeps know where she comes from, they will surely raise eyebrows. I am very sure that my late mum will turn in her grave if she hears I am getting married to an Mbaise girl.
So guys, what's your advice, should I give her hopes, or just walk away from the relationship?

my brother....if she's from ahiazu mbaise, remove your shirt and trouser and run very fast with just your boxers.....

calculator123:
are u sure u a scientist,maths is not an easy course,try courses like sturm lioville eqn,rocatti eqn,real analysis 1&2,complex analysis,stochastic process,lesbeque measure and integratin,then hopefully u will change ur testimony.

my brother, its hilarious when people offer courses like calculus, algebra and trig, linear algebra....then conclude that maths is simple..... They don't know there's more to mathematics than solving elementary integrations......
Classical analysis, the art of proof construction, comprehending the abstractions etc are where these people "mathematics is simple" wud simply fall.....I simply smh when people have this misconceptions....

catlova:
Whats easy for one person is difficult for another.

Mathematics is the simplest of all bros.

if I flog you head of belt....

sparkwil:
As part of Nigeria, Ibos are marginalised by power drunken north with support from their zombies somewhere down south.
Now they want to leave and these fools won't let them like this chanchit of a dog.
No where on earth is an unwelcome guest prevented from taking his leave except in Nigeria.

I'm a bendelite but fully support the cause of Biafra.

my brother.... I have tried....I have pondered.....i have countlessly stayed up all night....asking myself....they hate us..but won't let us leave...why?.....maybe the reason is beyond me....

I wish to graduate with a 2:1..as I'm almost rounding up.....job/vacancy section seem like hell to me....

kay29000:
This is a tough one. I am an atheist, but I have strongly been considering the option of turning (or just faking it) Christian for the sake of marriage and my future children.

in a theocratic country.....a brother has no choice....


I'm willing to drink holy water,olive abi na anointing oil ...chop holy Communion just to make her happy.....but it won't kill the disbeliefs I have....

SUPOL:
Sometimes is better to be a spectator. Kip silent dnt talk n just be watchin everyone includin d pastor. Just kip listening n answer ok when necessary. Let no one no ur mind

this is the first good thing I've seen today....

You don't keep a dead dog.....you bury it....

God...who did I offend?.....why did I open this thread?