₦airaland Forum

Meeehn! On the real, toto sweet gaan! I never see or taste anything sweeter than toto, abi na s'ex I go talk? Sweet, not as sugar, I mean...e make sense diiiee! Gurls, how prick dey be for una, na? How una dey feel when di ting dey slowly enter? I'm doin a research on this matter, I will to hear both sides attractions and experiences...abeg contribute, thanks!

lynpetra: we do that unconsciously esp,wen new in anoda relationship or cheating...some call d name of their ex.Really embarrassing .Had an experience,called my ex during moans..my bf was like"WOT DA .F.CK!!!,I DON'T WANNA HEAR HIS NAME AGAIN".I just hide under d duvet

hmmmm, so you be all rounder. Wasere!

So..... Nobody fit tell us where Abu Shekau dey?! Even with all the bounty placed on his damn head! Abeg JTF try capture the baddest guys of them and the war is over....

Caption: A buffalo and squirrel loool!

[quote author=conc_acid]Must you display stupidity in everything?? I bet you don't even belong to ASUP nor ASUU! Stvpid NRTW id*iat!![/quote]aah ahn! Omo see vexnation oh :oo
What's the stupidity in di dude's post? Na by force may everybody dey ASUP? Abi nahin say make them strike extend ur years for school? Dats if ur hating-azz don manage get admsn! Wetin u score for di last Jamb?

Reppin the land of commerce.....ko da me kazo anfika dan ubanka!

dovemart: You really be mumu ooo

come, take ur time oh...I go report you oh.

hisxlency: watch that ur midget tongue and dnt address mr president in dat manner

make I hear word! Hin carry fire for head?.

Gej should set up a committee to look into the ASUN strike! Careless, clueless, daft and corrupt government. For their mumu mind now they think they are doin good with boko haram issue that is suppose to have been settle for long! Hypocrites!!

Mtscheeew! Ruuuuuuubish!

SPACED BOOKED! Trespassers will be highly dealt with...the State Of Emergency style!

Charlie bad boy! E go dey take style finger her with hin other hand like dat oh.. :X

Na lie no be Jarule be dis! Dis na Vin Diesel.

[quote author=the_ripper2]Hmmmm, never knew Ribery was a born Again Muslim. Really,is this beer issue a haram in Islam like Pork? Cuz there are thousands of Muslims in the South West that drink beer and white spirits but don't take Pork .It is only in the north I know it is prohibited for Muslims to take alcohol. Why the discrepancy?[/quote]yeah beer is forbidden but me dey shack oh... I no dey eat pork sha.. One day, one day, man go change for good!

DMainMan: Alhaji Ribery. Forgive him because d unbelievers are trouble makers. They love making jest of Muslims and inciting hatred. They love violence and inflicting pain. After, if he reacts, they will say he is a terrorist.


U guys will surely win champions league. I hope dat guy doesn't dare pour u beer again because dat is their job.

The Unbelievers propaganda- Incite anger towards Muslims. Brutalise them. Lie and promote falsehood . Abuse and make jest of their values. When they react, we will call them terrorist.

truth!

angel TI: Each to his\her own bro

so let rita be pls!

Sincere 9gerian: I dont know about other 4 Airports but that of Enugu has started.

shey na started abi na completed? Why una dey contradict una sef na?! A these gej gooons don high!!!

Everybody waan buy private jet and make billions through false prophecies... God dey see una oh.

angel TI: Toke looks simple n classy
Whats wit Rita and baggy pants abeg?

baggy pants is cool men, I like chics on baggy pants ; );')

sheyie2007: I just had to report you

to whom? Ministry of p**sie pops?! Get a job bro...

Na dis one dem dey call 'deadly collabo'! Dem match diiieee no be small. Carry go tontolet, I dey ur back scaaattter!!!

dridowu: Who is songharry and which song did harry sang ?

google am na

E too sure say Harry fuckher after the party...white toto black kponron, nice combo!

Gratia: God please give me plenty money in Jesus name AMEN!

so you want jesus name written on it...nawaho!

Whaat kinda ruuuubiiisssh is that! Drink water wey dem take bath dead-body, sleep with dead-body for same room...wtf is wrong with these people?! Abeg make una let di old-man rest jorrrr!

Yuh Hear!
Dem bettah prepare
Gully God
Buss up di bumboclat rifle mek dem hear
Clap it ova there
Bust it ova there
Dem scare
Mi nuh see nuh bwoy
Wosa weh mi fear!
[Verse 2:]
Di forty shot fly through chest
And mash up bwoy liver
Mi still bore di nozzle fi get bigga
Mi nuh puzzle inna war fi yuh figure
Mi finga never yet leff di trigga
You ah gyal inna di war
Pussyhole see a wig yah
Ah jerk you ah jerk see a bib yah
Mi step from di gullside
Fi kill him inna him yard
Him friend dem bawl out him nuh live yah
In ah di middle of di Winter
Mi hotter than Summer
Di Gully God coulda never be a runner
Mi bust one inna yuh cat face
Likkle rat face
Gyal beat yuh because you ah tongue-ah

War is in di air
Tell dem fi prepare
Gully God
Buss up di bumboclat rifle mek dem hear
Clap it ova there
Bust it ova there
Dem scare
Mi nuh see nuh bwoy
Wosa weh mi fear

Mi realize
Ah dead man walking
Face me, you get yuh head bust out
(Time) you dead easy
Dem find you wid yuh suck-tongue cut out
Di gyal dem seh you love suck tings
Push mi gun inna your mouth
And mek you suck out
How much time you fi dead inna di war
How much time yuh wah your head buss out
Mi see you first mi gun ah bust unu know me
Di gay a gwan like is ah on going story
When Gully God a kill
Di God a kill fi di glory
We haffi dead
But bumbohole dead before me
And dem a hype wid a one gun
And ah hype wid a two gun
Gully God a fiyah new gun
Twenty man a fiyah one strap
Dat a crew gun
Infrared well screw dung
Inna face dem see di nine
Head flat out like a shoes tongue
Kibaki nuh cater ah fi who son
Knock head outta socket
Mi bust di big matic
Ah suh mi kill bwoy gruesome

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]The same GEJ that promised to step down after his first term?


How could sane Nigerians support an incompetent liar?


Aso rock money don sweet am die, im no wan step down again


Nigerians deserve their condition, for real[/quote]Idi tin get as e be oh! Those governors na them pocket them ah deh fight fi..every likkle chance dem ah see, dem ah fi take it fi granted. Igbo people dem ah need use dem ah bombaclaat brain.. Say no to PDP!

Na which mumu fool dey hail mr ju'president there!? No be our money dey take buy PJ for the associates? Shebi dem say na dem buy one for that area boy CAN president! Oh b'cos dem wan intimidate Amaechi nahin dem dey wash their dirty linen for our face abi? The one wey dem dem dey smuggle out nko, who knows that one?
Abeg make I hear word oh...make somebody tell mr joe to do our light na, abeg!