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Erimion:
My apologies, i don't date guys, maybe Rastaramsey might be interested in you.

i gat babes wey i wan give,who tell you say i be gay

Erimion:
Hey guys,

I am in lagos for a month and

I am looking for a nice lady for sex with benefit.

She must be neat, smell nice and fun to talk with.

She must also be a working class and someone i can keep conversation with.

I love to go out especially on weekends, so we should be out during this period. I just want to have fun, nothing more.

I am not religious or fetist, i am just a down to earth guy.

This is strictly sex with benefit.

If you are moralist or extremely religious, you will be ignored. Pls do not comment on this thread.

For your personal safety, i will send you an id for identification.

Send me a message, if you are interested

Thanks.

am interested chat me up on WhatsApp

sheanzy:
simp goat

these your write up depicts how brainless and nincompoop you are

Videour:
Actually she's a good girl in all aspects. We have been dating for 3year now, she's all I want in a woman, her smile gives me joy every time with dimples.

I am 35 years she should be going to 25 this year. A career lady that has this hustle spirit in her but my problem is that she's obsessed with sex.

Imagine a man at my age having 2 to three times a week, which I know if I don't put in work she's definitely going to get it else where.

Psychologically, it's affecting me.
Please what is the best way to handle this?
My Nairaland family.

am a guy,and i can boastly say i have sex 7 times in a week

Mygoodnessx:
Horriblebosses and #toxicworkplace is trending on twitter and having worked in few places, I can say that a lot is really happening in the work space. Everyone thinks the best way to avoid all those stuffs is to be a boss of your own but then what is a boss without an employee?

For starters, you go for an interview scheduled for 9am and they’ll keep you waiting till 4pm all in the name of testing your patience…like for real After all na u dey find work so you’ll have to wait till whenever. When you finally get interviewed and they’ll ask how much you want to be paid, you mention your desired amount and they go like "no oh, we can’t pay you that for now, instead we’ll pay this", like almost half of what you mentioned….hmmm it’s well.

Or is it the managers that presents 50k to the boss as your salary and ends up paying 30k to the staff and pockets 20k? Or is it the randy ones that wants to sleep with all the female workers whether married or not and fire the ones who refuse their advances? Or the ones that encourage the foreign bosses (Chinese,Lebanese,Indian) to be wicked on the staff cos that’s what they deserve. Matter plenty!!!

What about job security? I’ve not seen, you could be on your way to work and have an accident and nobody cares, instead they call an interview for your replacement . A colleague of mine in a hotel fell off a staircase while serving customers at the rooftop bar with drinks worth over 100k and broke her leg and all the owner cared about was the drinks that were broken, long story short, she was made to pay for the drinks, nobody talked about her broken leg �

Okay treat me however you like but once it’s month end, pls pay me my money cos that’s why I’m working!!! No, they won’t. Salary is meant to be paid at month end latest the last day of the month but some bosses would pay middle of the next month, some won’t even pay at all and when you complain it’s an offence, on top my money kwa? Na wah oh!!!
Or is it the unnecessary deductions? You come late they deduct 1k, You no come staff meeting they deduct like 3k, at the end of the month you are left with almost nothing.
Or is it the verbal and sometimes physical abuse? Some company owners really need to do better, we know it’s your company and your money no need to rub it in my face. My ex boss once threatened to break bottle on my head over a minor issue and nothing would happen, my dears, I resigned after that threat cos he can do it and truly nothing would happen, no be Nigeria we dey? SMH ��‍♀️

I could go on and on, a lot of people are really suffering in their jobs but it’s like a "we die here" situation cos there’s no job outside so you endure whatever comes till a better offer comes,it’s so sad � really.

Should be talk about our fellow colleagues, like na the same thing we find come but you want to make work difficult for me too? The "eye service" ones that are ready to throw you under the bus at the expense of your job? Or the ones sleeping with the bosses and managers telling them who to sack and who to leave? Or the extreme ones who go to the extent of using charms and juju to attack you? Hmmm… Chineke zoba anyi oh cos things are really happening.

Matter plenty no be small, which one I go talk ,which one I go leave? In all things, we’ll keep grinding and never give up cos God would surely come through. One day , the sun will shine and we go smile, cheers to everyone working legit to make a living, Ogadinma.

Drops pen…

these your write up depicts how beautiful you are

Immediately i opened these news my mind goes straight to ogun state

Graceihotu:
My question is "what do guys really want"
I am not saying I am perfect but I know I am surely the best girlfriend any guy could ever think of yet I am still experiencing heartbreak at 31���


Had issues with my boyfriend since last year April bkos of a particular girl he posted on Facebook addressing her as the mother of his house. I became angry and told him I was only going to continue the relationship if I spoke to the lady in question bkos same lady posted him too calling him her first love.


He told me the lady was his cousin sister and ofcourse I believed him bkos she bares same surname with his cousin brother whoose wedding we attended together, He addressed me as his wife to be throughout the occasion so I had everything to believe in him

Just five days ago I saw his wedding notification on Facebook with that same lady. My heart has never been this broken B4 in my life. I have cried out my soul to the extent that I barely see clearly this days. I tried not to cry but I just can't. I am seriously weeping as I am typing this.

I have tried to encourage myself but I just can't stop crying and WAILING.

Who have I ever offended and what exactly do guys want?

I have searched all through the 5 yrs of relationship and aswear with my life that I never stressed him but I only requested Love not Money from him

My heart is bleeding.
I only sent him his pre-wedding pics and congratulated him then he replied "thanks''

He feels I don't deserve an explanation �����

you have a problem,i have someone i can refere you to if you don't mind,i once had same problem in the past but thank god for today

VictorUSA:
My cousin sister is living with us...she came of recent.Sometimes she expose parts of her breasts or laps and comes to me in a sexual way.

She sits on my lap and always deny that we're biologically related.

I tried all I could to avoid her but she's always on my neck.

i take god beg you gimme her number,and don't forget i already warned you not to allow the devil have its way

Jeon:
I'm looking for someone who can make me a man.

i can also do that

Jeon:
WAHALA FOR WHO NO GET FIRST RELATIONSHIP TALKLESS OF LAST.

let me make you a woman

orohbiro:
You bought her gift then she break ur heart or u guys have quarrel or she rejected ur proposer u went ahead to collect your gift u are a weak man not a strong man.
In fact u not a gentle man u are not qualify to be a man in the ist place.
If u are doing that u should stop it is embarrassing

if girls keep breaking up with gentleman spending on them,what will remain for the man in future,its like investing and ending up loosing

omolola100:
Cultural day in my school yesterday.....

are you a teacher/students in the school

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UyaiIncomparabl:
My dear, leave this your westernized mindset in that abroad that you are in. Over here, we are Africans and we should behave like one. We are gradually throwing away our heritage and culture as of old in the name of feminism.

Men are by nature, total providers. Women will just assist when it's necessary. That's how I was taught and I adore the teachings. It has served me well. Even the Bible and Holy Quran command that a man should be 100% a provider in his home. It's just that our heritage has gone to the dogs and men of nowadays are so lazy and looking for working-class women so they will stop working and leech off them. I can't be that woman.

So, who are you a mere mortal to disobey God's commandment when he has stamped it?

Just get your acts together and start doing better. Or you just stay put forever there in that your abroad and be with whitey. Better learn to open your hand. Aka chi chi chi is not good.

it seems you are far more pained by the post than your understanding,the post states dating not marriage,...

We hope so,.and i think they have already taken action into it, because since last three days now we haven't been having electricity in allover our communities,i was surprised when they brought the light as at around 2am today uptill now they haven't off it back

blue01:
Good morning nairalanders, please you guys should pardon me because am not much of a good writer. Am here to seek advice from some of the great minds we have here, I got this little issue that has really put me in a state of confusion.

I applied for a job sometime last month and the job is 108k/month but the issue is that the opening is still very much shaky like they are still contemplating if to employ more hands or not so the person that linked me to the job anytime I call him he keeps telling me to pray hard because of the nature of things over there, then sometime Last week he called me and asked if I can manage another job of 50k pending when that other job will be available, both jobs comes with free lunch but the one of 50k comes with extra incentives like 2k everyday but the one of 108k come with no incentives (only your salary every month end), so am really confused if to wait or just resume at the one of 50k.

Any advice is highly welcome and will be appreciated.

I forgot to add that at both jobs I will be working morning shift two days, night shift two days and I will have two days as my off days too and it's not something stressful too.

calculator is the best answer to your question,i supposed you are learned

She deserved it 200& thousands percent

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Bigredmachine:
I detest guys who wear hearings, plait their hairs, do artificial dread locks, the one that annoys me most and always make me wish I have power to eliminate them without being questioned is guys who sag l...

Note that if u are a music star , a celebrity, that does all these, I would have no problem... But to see young people who just want to belong sag their jeans, makes me mad

bros am a sagger ohh,oya comman kill me

Dont be deceived by the way many people lived their life on social media,fake life doesn't pays it leads to total setback and great destruction stay blessed and live your non-fictional life � i hope these words would have a great impact in few people's mind

Goodnight

Jayysuperb:
ahh

I don't know who changed am to 2021

I joined nairaland in the year 1996

samwash:
Bros, abeg change that sponge, from what I see from the pic, I think water don't completely drain out from that sponge.
Better still, start using the other netlike sponge.

thank you i think so

uthlaw:
U don go cut soap abi!

I don't use mystery soap

Anytime i have my bath with my sponge,i always notice these very small,tiny whitish looking like maggot creature roaming freely on top of my head,it has been happening for some days now,.. and i felt these is happening,because the sponge is too old and its time for me to go for a new one,have been using the sponge since last year around January
Pictures attached below

You should drop more pictures of you here to prove more evidence of your situation

Revolution2022:
Dbanj womaniser.

that is his legally married wife in abroad

Deolaw:
Good evening, great people.

I found this snake crawling out of beneath my generator at our corridor. I guess it's a python but I might be wrong. Can anyone identify what breed of snake it is? So I can know what we are up against.

Meanwhile, we need to be careful and always hold our light when moving around. This one could have entered the house or bit me if I wasn't with a light.

Thanks

scientific name is obligara monamentalic,slipper snake

Malory:
Even when friendly countries will be listed Nigeria won't still be there because they are not worthy of mentioning All thanks to the lifeless

na our juju dem dey fear

ManirBK:
bro are you sure for this where is the husband

i guess you are the husband, trying not to get too panicked

NwaAmaikpe:




Things are relatively affordable in Kebbi State.
I know someone who paid 700naira for TDB sex with a married woman in Bin Yauri.

But, if the cost of living is so cheap, why would they rather flood the South where the cost of living is so expensive just to be a nuisance.

what is tdb sex

Janapulla:
Xhhhjj

let me know if you are truly an hacker,hack my information including the phone am using currently tell me the name