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Nairaland General › Gifts You Possess,even Became Perplexed To Your Parents by Kimiso(op): 6:34am On Apr 06, 2022
narrate the natural gift you are blessed with i know of many people who are blessed in trance and some who are blessed with supernatural power also even though such has never happened or Heard of anywhere that someone's like superman or spiderman ever existed except in the movies where we all see this wonders as fictional tales

Least i can say is,i have so many talents which I don't even learnt from anywhere,specially phones or drawings of objects and subjects which i didn't even learnt from anywhere and so many things like that am able to find solutions to

So my pens to the bloggers here
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Politics › Re: Pete Edochie: Tinubu Too Old, Too Weak To Run For President by Kimiso(m): 6:55am On Apr 02, 2022
I think it's high time Nigeria make it lawful for opponents aspiring for presidency to take a brawl on each other so we can know how agile/active and fit to be president of Nigeria, grin grin
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Romance › Re: Help! My Masturbation Addiction Level Is Out Of This World by Kimiso(m): 3:22pm On Apr 01, 2022
Kipling:
Pm good people of naira land. I really need help.

I'm in my early twenties and I'm very addicted to pornography and masturbation. My own level of addiction is so severe that when I see people here complaining of being addicted I just laugh.

I started since 2017 and I have been masturbating since then even when I didn't have a mobile to satisfy my addiction, I borrow just so I'll be alright.

Right now, I just finished masturbating about three times in a row since yesterday, even after today I vowed never to masturbate again, went to my history to clear off porn pages. I mistakenly clicked on one and I masturbated again. I really need help all round, when I mean help I mean actual help.

Your suggestions and insults are welcomed. I deserve them.
i masturbated 7 days in a week, because anytime i can't sleep masturbation helps me alot
Jokes Etc › Re: What’s The Worst April Fool Prank That Almost Made You Cry? by Kimiso(m): 11:16am On Apr 01, 2022
The day i lied to my girl I don't have a penis grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Ado Doguwa: Nigerians Must Be Allowed To Take Up Arms & Defend Themselves by Kimiso(m): 8:08am On Apr 01, 2022
You forgot to add bomb so we can bomb all those big companies who failed to employ us because of over qualification and strong desire for employee
Agriculture › Re: Help!!! My Dad's Cashew Farm Doesn't Produce by Kimiso(m): 7:33pm On Mar 31, 2022
lorhema:
Low yield due to age?
the trees has entered menopause please forget about them,since all these days wey dem don dey give you fruits you no dey tire nii abeg shift grin grin grin
Travel › Re: I Will Sincerely Advice That You Be Careful Before Lodging In Hotels !!! by Kimiso(m): 6:07pm On Mar 31, 2022
illicit:
Some hotel sef if u check under the bed

Disgusting
i once found something like these under a bed in an hotel before

Education › Re: Share Your Ugly Experience With Nigerian Lecturers by Kimiso(m): 3:07pm On Mar 31, 2022
sirgalahad26:
Na red oil eyes I see o cheesy grin cheesy
how you take know say na red oil grin grin
Education › Re: Share Your Ugly Experience With Nigerian Lecturers by Kimiso(m): 6:21am On Mar 31, 2022
jagorinho:
Gullible Nigerians, that person you quoted is a full grown man, he was alive during the buhari's first regime during the military era.
grin grin,some people wont surely make heaven on the platform
Education › Re: Share Your Ugly Experience With Nigerian Lecturers by Kimiso(m): 6:19am On Mar 31, 2022
sirgalahad26:
Ode nie grin
You'll be easy to scam
am not a simp bro,i gat red eyes on me grin grin
Crime › Re: My Womanizing Friend Took Loans From 40 Fast Loan Companies by Kimiso(m): 9:03pm On Mar 30, 2022
JavaScript90:
Lol. New rib cracking stuffs pops up in this country everyday
county not country, Nigeria is not a country yet grin grin
Education › Re: Share Your Ugly Experience With Nigerian Lecturers by Kimiso(m): 8:55pm On Mar 30, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


There was this hansome neat young lecturer back then . Man was so intelligent, and I love him so much, that no man matters again except him and I do all I could to be noticed by him but to no avail, it was really frustrating.

Anytime I want to masturbate, I fantasized about him making love to me, and it was heavenly when I fantasized about him.

My ugly experience was, till I leave school this man never for once say hi to me, nor observed that I was giving him all the green light in the world. Till date, it's very painful that I didn't have a taste of that man's dick.
wow,hotty bea,i hope someday i can have a round from you tongue tongue
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Day Is The Saddest Day Of Your Life? by Kimiso(op): 7:52pm On Mar 30, 2022
Soffyh:
Everyday been sober here, life's so cumbersome when you get nobody and u are nobody
if you don't mind we can be friends on WhatsApp
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Day Is The Saddest Day Of Your Life? by Kimiso(op): 7:49pm On Mar 30, 2022
Soffyh:
Everyday been sober here, life's so cumbersome when you get nobody and u are nobody
cry cry everything's has a purpose in life
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Day Is The Saddest Day Of Your Life? by Kimiso(op): 5:21pm On Mar 30, 2022
Hausa:
The day I discovered I'd lost my Grace.
Then did I wonder why everything kept going down and down.
cry cry
Jobs/Vacancies › Which Day Is The Saddest Day Of Your Life? by Kimiso(op): 4:42pm On Mar 30, 2022
[color=#006600][/color] 1.It was around 2018 that i bought my new Samsung note 7 which the screen got damaged the following day i couldn't hold my tears that day, ;Di later sold it as a scrap and later bought tecno product

2.few years ago 2005 during the times of the masquerade season i fought with one masquerade and even teared of the costume,few hours later we just saw a load of masquerades leader (oje) with saddened and fire face as I was threatening them and insulting them more,..my mom just keep begging and persuading them till they eventually leave unknowingly to me that my mum already had a plan for me,..na so i wake up with slap and turning stick at the middle of the night my mum beat me i almost got blind in the left eye,..and since then if i see masquerade i go run

Someone's else might say loosing a job here

Nairaland General › Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Kimiso(op): 1:53pm On Mar 30, 2022
seunmohmoh:
Him: Watin be your name?
Me:Oluwaseun
Him :You be yoruba?
Me:Yes.
Him:Na lie, you resemble foreigner. You sure say u be yoruba?

Me :*walks out* Mafejopami.
grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Kimiso(op): 6:43am On Mar 30, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Lol


During sex, a guy instead of focusing to do what he was doing , he will ask " are you liking it" grin
grin grin
Nairaland General › Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Kimiso(op): 6:33am On Mar 30, 2022
Some questions can also make someone feel annoyed or embarrassed in public,have never experienced silly questions before and i pray not to ever experience it undecided undecided so to the bloggers here share your experiences

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Got A Nice Job Via Nairaland by Kimiso(m): 9:48pm On Mar 29, 2022
Average9jaman:
Congratulations, what type of job is it
probably a mortician grin grin
Family › Re: Is N50,000 Monthly Enough Feeding Allowance For A Family Of 3? by Kimiso(m): 9:42pm On Mar 29, 2022
Beremx:
Just increase a little. Things are really expensive out there in the market. Cooking a pot of stew that would last for a month can gulp up to 50k not to talk of soup. It is well
you mean eating one soup for a whooping one month tuehhhh i repeat tuehhh
Family › Re: . by Kimiso(m): 9:32pm On Mar 29, 2022
lalasticlala:
My wife and I welcomed our second child this morning, a baby boy. We thank God for safe delivery.
congrats mr lick stick lick,more grace and wisdom to the gigantic gift
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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Met Your Lookalike (doppelganger) And What Was Your Reaction? by Kimiso(m): 7:22pm On Mar 29, 2022
qekng40:
Oya na, link up make I see. huh

Food › Re: The Most Dangerous Foods In The World (Graphic Photos) by Kimiso(m): 8:35am On Mar 29, 2022
The most dangerous food in the world is eating bread with poo oh gushhhhhhhh tueh
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Met Your Lookalike (doppelganger) And What Was Your Reaction? by Kimiso(m): 8:33am On Mar 29, 2022
qekng40:
I haven't o cool

It wouldn't be bad to have one here.. cool


Please check my Profile to see if we look alike! cool grin
i swear you look exactly like me
Forum Games › Re: Which Of These 10 Things Hurt You Or Will Hurt You The Most? by Kimiso(m): 8:31am On Mar 29, 2022
Haven't seen anyone to comment about num 8 it pains most,that is the inevitable situation in life/my life
Education › Re: Classmates Console SS1 Student As She Breaks Down In Tears After Being Dumped by Kimiso(m): 8:28am On Mar 29, 2022
SureBadBoy:
A secondary school girl has been captured on tape crying moments after her boyfriend ended their relationship.

In a video which has gone viral, he reportedly broke up with her after school closing time and she fell to the ground crying uncontrollably.

The girl said to be in SS1 could be seen sitting on the ground weeping over her broken heart

Her friends consoled her and asked her to stand up so that they can go home. A young boy who was recording the incident told her not to cry because she has at least ‘eaten’ his money while they were dating.

In swift response, a friend of the heartbroken girl noted that the boy does not have money to spend. She added that the things he bought for his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day did not cost more than N5,000.

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SY72mQdd4Q
iwe lanikoka,oko course lo lofun grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria Ready To Supply Gas To Europe - Timipre Sylva by Kimiso(m): 11:58pm On Mar 27, 2022
lalasticlala:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/03/27/russia-ukraine-war-nigeria-ready-to-step-in-as-alternative-gas-supplier-to-europe-says-sylva/
at last the famous lalasticlala came to show face, please help" my friend deactivated his nairaland account by mistake and he needs to recover it back
Crime › Re: Have You Ever Been Held At A Knife/Gun Point: Share Your Experiences by Kimiso(m): 11:48pm On Mar 27, 2022
Am here to read comments lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[color=#990000][/color]

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