₦airaland Forum

lorhema:
Low yield due to age?

illicit:
Some hotel sef if u check under the bed

Disgusting

sirgalahad26:
Na red oil eyes I see o

jagorinho:
Gullible Nigerians, that person you quoted is a full grown man, he was alive during the buhari's first regime during the military era.

sirgalahad26:
Ode nie
You'll be easy to scam

JavaScript90:
Lol. New rib cracking stuffs pops up in this country everyday

MadamVanessa:



There was this hansome neat young lecturer back then . Man was so intelligent, and I love him so much, that no man matters again except him and I do all I could to be noticed by him but to no avail, it was really frustrating.

Anytime I want to masturbate, I fantasized about him making love to me, and it was heavenly when I fantasized about him.

My ugly experience was, till I leave school this man never for once say hi to me, nor observed that I was giving him all the green light in the world. Till date, it's very painful that I didn't have a taste of that man's dick.

Soffyh:
Everyday been sober here, life's so cumbersome when you get nobody and u are nobody

Soffyh:
Everyday been sober here, life's so cumbersome when you get nobody and u are nobody

Hausa:
The day I discovered I'd lost my Grace.
Then did I wonder why everything kept going down and down.

seunmohmoh:
Him: Watin be your name?
Me:Oluwaseun
Him :You be yoruba?
Me:Yes.
Him:Na lie, you resemble foreigner. You sure say u be yoruba?

Me :*walks out* Mafejopami.

MadamVanessa:



Lol


During sex, a guy instead of focusing to do what he was doing , he will ask " are you liking it"

Average9jaman:
Congratulations, what type of job is it

Beremx:
Just increase a little. Things are really expensive out there in the market. Cooking a pot of stew that would last for a month can gulp up to 50k not to talk of soup. It is well

lalasticlala:
My wife and I welcomed our second child this morning, a baby boy. We thank God for safe delivery.

qekng40:
Oya na, link up make I see.

qekng40:
I haven't o

It wouldn't be bad to have one here..


Please check my Profile to see if we look alike!

SureBadBoy:
A secondary school girl has been captured on tape crying moments after her boyfriend ended their relationship.

In a video which has gone viral, he reportedly broke up with her after school closing time and she fell to the ground crying uncontrollably.

The girl said to be in SS1 could be seen sitting on the ground weeping over her broken heart

Her friends consoled her and asked her to stand up so that they can go home. A young boy who was recording the incident told her not to cry because she has at least ‘eaten’ his money while they were dating.

In swift response, a friend of the heartbroken girl noted that the boy does not have money to spend. She added that the things he bought for his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day did not cost more than N5,000.

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SY72mQdd4Q

lalasticlala:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/03/27/russia-ukraine-war-nigeria-ready-to-step-in-as-alternative-gas-supplier-to-europe-says-sylva/

falcon01:
I don't want to go in details but I was attacked by three idiots in the night in a house around 2 am, I was sleeping woke up to three dudes with torchlight very bright, they were searching everywhere. First instinct was fight them off I don't know how but I was able to push 3 of them out of the room with punches untill I started feeling dizzy. yup! I was stabbed 3 times and blood was gushing and it was getting cold. Bottom line, they packed everything, I walked to the hospital that night on foot I don't know how but I got there and I keep winderingv how the Bleep I'm alive. Its 3 years now but I Steel feel slight pains due to some dead muscles in my rib sidee due to severe beatings i recieve and yeah they had a gun but I'm pretty sure it was a toy gun cause they would have shoot me when I was fighting since I hit all of them on the face.

MadamVanessa:




2017 I experience it in Edo state, but how I was able to used my boobs and Hypnotized them is still a mystery. They were so useless when I deliberately exposed my nipples to them and instead of robbing me, they were stupidly and unconsciously looking at those magical boobs, till guys there round them up and bundled them . They were seriously dealt with..since that day I don't joke with my breast, because it saved from useless idiotic nonentities. The story even trended and was on nairaland front page.


Here is the link

Erimion:
I am not interested in your babes.