₦airaland Forum

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Abeg ooo. FD account is there ooo.

Those his swollen feet should worry him. His kidneys and liver are performing below par.

His check engine light is on while he is running.

lolaluv1:
I like that you are a focused young man. A good percent of Nigerian guys would have started eying her body from the first week, if not from the first night. If any man can control that thing between their legs (as you have done), that man can conquer the world. Kudos and keep it up. It is not every hole man must jump into.

Do you know what she looks like and do you think someone with this kind of stinking attitude would be attractive to a man? Naaa.

daveyjay:
I should unlock and evict her??!

I don't actually want to be the one who tells her to leave.

She should make that choice herself

First of all, switch the sleeping position. Let her go back to sleeping on the floor until further notice and clearly spell out the conditions and terms for her continued stay.

daveyjay:
Good day NLers, please I need your take on this.
I'm a student in one of Nigeria's prominent public universities.

A girl decided to vie for admission in my school via the predigree programme but she had no accommodation. Because of the relationship between my parents and hers, I offered to take her in from January till now

I offered a roof over her head.

The first night she came, she slept on the floor and I wasn't okay with that, the following night, I told her she could have the bed, I vacated my bed and relegated myself to sleeping on the floor, we can't share same bed since she's neither my babe nor sister. And this sleeping routine has continued ever since then. The floor is my new bed

I gave her my spare key, uncensored access to my kitchen and everything within my legal occupancy.
Cut long story short, last week Tuesday she woke up, had her bath, ate then stepped out briefly, when she returned we were outta water. Tap water of course. She called my attention to it to which I remained calm. Meanwhile I hadn't eaten neither had I bathed. At noon, she came to me that she was hungry but couldn't cook due to unavailability of water, I then asked her if I am to fetch her water??!.

She said she was gonn take food stuff to her friend's place (upstairs) to cook.
I replied by asking how many of her friends had lacked water and brought food stuff to cook here??!


She got angry and took some money and left


That same Tuesday, I went to see Chelsea game, when I returned, I asked her if she cooked but she didn't dignify me with her attention talk more of a response.
I thought it was rude but considered it as one of the many tantrums of ladies

The following morning, she woke up, acted like I don't exist, couldn't greet... had her bathe and left. Returned, unlocked the door, walked in like I wasn't there, ate, left to her friend's place.

On Thursday she repeated the routine, I called her back when she was going out, I asked her if she considered me as her father, brother or boyfriend that she'd wake up and start throwing attitudes...
I made her understand that I am her benefactor.
Hardly did I finish before she left. She returned and continued in same path and that has continued till this very moment...

Last night she didn't sleep at home, when she returned in the morning, she unlocked the door with her spare, walked in, ate, brushed, dressed and walked out without a single word e come be like say I be ghost.

What I did, I changed the locks, took some stuff, sealed my door with strict instructions to the caretaker then moved to a friends place outside my lodge and I've been there ever since.

She has returned and has been calling my line but I've been ignoring...

Now, is my action too harsh or still in line??!

Na man you be. You did what a reasonable human would do.

They should maintain the same level of energy on danfo, korope, keke, okada, tankers, trailer and other commercial vehicles drivers. They only flex their muscles on private cars drivers.

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Our darling Nairaland is trending on Twitter. Well done Seun.

MejiLoyon:
Hadassah

You're welcome

You mean, harder sir?

OyinO:
Keep quiet! Small dick man intimidated by thick women should learn to keep kwayet.

At least e gave you belle twice!

OyinO:
While I'm not in support of what that mofo said, I'll like to tell you that she's more than attractive. Weak men with small dick feel intimidated and fear such heavily endowed women and find them unattractive. Thank you.

Are we still talking about the same thing? Is it AY or Shaggy that has small d!ck? And you must have been with them to know. Meanwhile, those kids with you are products of small d!ck!

kenzysmith:
Can this girl swear that Ay, basjetmouth, and even broda shaggy never give her doggy? no girl with this kind of yansh can com out to beat her chest that they have not cheated. dump my ex 2 months ago who have big ass and world class figure 8, not because I caught her with a man I just needed peace of mind.

Have you taken a second to think whether the people you mentioned actually found her attractive?

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It will be quicker for rapture to happen than Pantami to resign. His boss is not the type that fires people for wrong doings because him get ear problem, he nor dey hear and come get coconut head on top.

Is that N'golo Kante?

My NYSC story with regards to umunwa is a complete series. E fit reach season 12. From orientation camp sexcapades to PPA to CDS and the whole Ilorin down to Omu-Aran, Offa, Ogbomosho and ....

Broke quite a lot of niqqas' relationships with their corper babes both visiting(non-serving) and resident(serving) corpers.

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Forget the outside and have faith in the quality of the content!

So this killer juice does not have a name or sample pictures, which could be used to warn people against buying it? Why are they still hiding the identity of a product that has killed scores of people and hospitalized many more?

I don't understand this country.

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Their home is the field and their kids are going to be the players. If you do anyhow, you go hear ''piiiiii", yellow card...

And when he come back from work, any complaint would receive a video review and VAR decision.

LASTMA and police are nothing but armed thugs in uniform.

They are never willing to enforce traffic laws but looking for ways to use the traffic laws to extort private cars.

They will attack a private car where they allowed danfo, keke and korope to pass.

They even resort to maiming and vandalism where they are not able to perpetrate their selfish and greedy acts.

There is no smoke without fire. And how come of all the people in Nigeria including the bandits merchant/contractor, Gumi, it's Pantami that the allegation was made against? Think am.