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Would you sell for 380k?

What a paint job!

This boy no go like TOTO. I don see am finish.

Tolarnizzy116:
Dont be stupid!! What has afonja got to do with the issue on ground instead of ranting trash you should just shut that pothole of a thing you call a mouth..numbskull

Incase you didn't get his point, I got his point why Afonja has alot to do with this.
IT WAS AFONJA WHO SOLD THE ONCE PEACEFUL KWARA STATE TO THE FULANI CALIPHATE.
You can imagine the effect: Omoluabis stoning/wounding fellow Omoluabis because of a foreign violent religion. This shit can't happen in Oyo,Ogun,Ondo, Ekiti & Lagos.

OpenHeaven2019:
I successfully applied on the 15th of March, 2021 (two days ago) but I’m yet to receive any message.

How long does it take for your application to be approved.

I applied for both SME (2.5m) and Household (1m)

Is it OK for one to apply for both SME and HOUSEHOLD using the same BVN or there are consequences?
Because according to Economics, a Business is supposed to be a different entity from its owner. Meaning person Business money and household money no be the same.

uyogabie:
Actually,I applied for 500k under house hold.When he got the approval SMS,we checked the house hold loan section his BVN does not exist only for us to check the SME,low and behold,2.5M was approved.We are waiting for disbursement.

So one can apply for both HOUSEHOLD and SME(if he has a registrd company)?

adeblow:
My SME Loan has been approved. Please what app can I download or how can i check my NMFB account for the balance since i only provided my bank information?

how much was applied for and was the same amount approved?

uyogabie:
Some one I applied for last year just got and approval for 2.5 million SME.

Wow! Good to hear that.
Since you are the one who applied for him. Did you request for an amount higher than 2.5m & they ended up approving 2.5m or you specifically applied for 2.5m?

KingOdart:
And your women are generally known to have hairy body and yam legs, looking dirty like a gorilla

Look at your sister below.

Yoruba men take the best looking one while we leave the Gorilla ones for Y'all

This lady you just uploaded her pic did not create herself but is better off than your men who majority of them are either homosexuals(Derenle,Bisi Alimi, -Bobrisky etc.) or have cowardly ran to Yewa IDP camp in Benin republic.

NB: I'm not Igbo by tribe. It's not everyone who yab Yorubas online that is Igbo. Folks from the middle belt, south south, Hausa, Fulani are on this forum. And the last time I checked, a particular tribe I just mentioned is currently killing you people so why not call them out?

meetgaya:
you can still apply. I applied last year too in but didn't get approval. someone ask them on their page if he can still apply again since he didn't get approval, NIRSAL responded that if you didn't get their fund you can still reapply. I applied for SME last year this time is household

Sir, Do u know why ur application under SME was not approved the last time? Was your TIN, CAC number & BVN in order? What could have gone wrong? Do you also know someone who's application under SME was granted?
I just applied under SME and I'm concerned.

Mabizeka:
Why must we marry Igbo women. see as we use our hands to bring shame to us. the other day it the Alafin that married a remnant and today again na FFK matter. does it mean that our own women are not up to standard

Ask men from other tribes. Your women are generally known to have smelly poossies & that's a fact.

ajaymina:
Bros relax,this is naija nothing surprise or shocks anyone anymore.
Nothing they happen, in 2face's voice.

We die here...
NB: na part of the surprises Bubu promised us.

All join.

MfonIrocks:
What will happen if at the end of the tenor & grace period, the person can't repay the loan? My nephew applied for the loan & never used the money for something tangible. I'm worried for him but he doesn't look worried at all.

Hahahahaha! Your nephew is playing with fire. This is a LOAN & not some free money for 'Owambè' flexing. Tell him that CBN(The mother of all banks) has his BVN.
Defaulters can be blacklisted by CBN meaning you can't operate/open any bank account, you can't make any financial transactions, you can't even pass any visa interview to travel abroad.
Think twice y'all.

The5DME:
is iru used to cook egusi soup sir? this is the first time i'm hearing of that.

Iru!! That stuff smells like shìt
It's used to cook Banga soup though. Never heard of it being used for egusi. And yes im an excellent cook.

gomol:
Pls how do I retrieve my reference number (the one that start with TCF)? I can't find the paper I wrote it on

If your application was successfully submitted, I don't think u need your TFC reference number.

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With older women, there is less drama, less spending, less Billing, less shakara for sex, more experience for mind-blowing sex, more care, advice & financial encouragements, more adrenaline rush.

I think you folks are derailing this thread. This thread is strictly for NFMB COVID19 LOANS & not nyif.....
BE GUIDED.

truvine:
Except its a spcialized service business like pharmaceutical stores and all, no document needed. How soon depends on all the steps listed and if you don't encounter query.
Ever since they started doing everything online , I want to believe it will be "swifter" than ever.
BUT if you're doing it because of COVID loan, I am not certain your TIN from FIRS will come out as fast as needed

TIN for a Business name is not gotten from FIRS. It is gotten from a state's board of internal revenue.
I stand to be corrected on this.

Beedude:
I actually applied for 2.4m cos its likely they slash the money before approval.
Ur 1.3m isn't bad as well. U may be lucky it wont get slashed. At the end we should just do something productive with the fund.

Abi oh! Growing the money(whatever amount) given to us should be the top priority.
All the best bro.

Beedude:
It hasn't been approved yet.
But from experience i think the company's business account will be better since its a business loan.

That's alright. I also have a biz account too. Just that I just realized I applied for a small amount(1.3m)
I want to edit it but unfortunately, I didn't save my reference number so I can't. But hey, nothing spoil. It's only a LOAN.

Is the A/C compressor 'follow-come' or it has been changed?

chuksneco:
For want of meeting the requirements and also for the presumed relative easy experience with the HOUSEHOLD application, many have opted for it.
Please take me through the process and procedure for SME. I have a micro business with a CAC registered business name. What else could be challenging with the application for SME cos I want to encounter less issues? Any SME applicant with experience please share. Thank you.

Have you already applied under HOUSEHOLD?

Beedude:
I applied for SME. 2.5m was offered. I hope for a good outcome

nice1 boss! Was the money deposited in your company's corporate account or it can be paid into one's savings account if they request for bank details.

Why is everyone applying for HOUSEHOLD? Una dey fear to apply under SME?

500k?

MASTERMIND04:
Who is experiencing this same thing here please? I have not collected any loan in the past. I don't know why I'm getting this message.

So uncommon.
I think your BVN has been flagged down by the CBN due to the fact that you might have defaulted a previous loan agreement in the past or other related issues.

Zzor:
Such a disgusting act,no man can ever make me do that husband or not

But you will expect and beg a man to suck that ya toto.
Ayama

It seems every beneficiary i know got paid from the HOUSEHOLD category. Does anyone know who has benefited from the SME/Business name category since last year?

Buddy0:
Yes. But you will get only one, depends on which one gets approved first.

thanks for your response bro. Do u have any idea if the SME category has collateral as requirements before disbursement?

Buddy0:
Once you submitted, you can't re-apply again sir. Except you change to different type of loan.

Sir when u say "change to a different type of loan" can one apply for SME(biz name) and still apply for HOUSEHOLDS as well?