₦airaland Forum

stpat1:
Don't near Murano. Even if it's sold for 300k

why did you say that? have you used a Murano before or you are talking from "hear say"?
How about all the Muranos being driven on the road? Na Ghosts dey drive them? Muranos are reliable if you don't cut corners & if you use ONLY the recommended fluids on them.

Officialgarri:
After 8 years.... He would have served his full tenure and nothing to lose

Oga 90% of Nigerians can't wait for 2023 to come so soon so that he will leave with his badluck.

Tap0lane:
For Tinubu to move in

No man. That is totally & politically impossible.
Tinubu will be moving to his jail if he dares to contest. All odds are against him. Analyse it very well.

Now I'm beginning to believe that this man actually escaped from a mental asylum.

A very any-how governor.

This is how Buhari, Aisha, Yusuf & Zara will park-out of Aso-Rock villa & out of our lives for good & for the sanity & well-being of all well meaning Nigerians.

Amen!!!

JoshuaSG:
The day I knew how powerful Igboho is, was the day I travelled from Saki to Ilorin in 2012. The route is notorious for smuggling of cars, rice and other items. We challenged the driver for passing through Igboho town instead of the shorter alternative route. He pleaded, even on our ignorance of the situations along the route, that our supposedly shorter route has countless customs, police, and millitary check points that will double the normal duration. According to him, whenever Igboho is in town, the route through Igboho use to be check-point free. And truly, till we got to Kishi town-about 45mins to Ilorin-no armed personnel was spotted at any of the mounted check-points. Security personnels around Saki-Igboho axis will reIease any seized car or other contraband item to the plea of Igboho rather than the plea of Igboho traditional ruler, or some light-weight politicians. Igboho, I learnt in the car, is not a politician but one feared and respected by politicians in Oyo state and some states in the south west, for his bravery and warring capacity. He doesn't move with physical weapon but command physically and spiritually indefensible weapon whenever he needs one, this I got to know about him in the car

I just believe Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu the jagaban of Borgu is greater & better than him.

Drabeey:
How do you mean

Ayinla omo wura Nko?

So you are comparing Burna boy with this unknown afo*ja man with tiger marks on his face? Just because Burna boy is not an Omoluabi ryt?
kwontinue!

Biodun556:
https://www.channelstv.com/

The Nigerian Army’s counter-insurgency operation, Lafiya Dole Theatre Command has arrested a middle-aged man, Samuel Chikwedum, who is alleged to be the supplier of logistics for Boko Haram terrorists in Borno State.

Army operatives caught Chikwedum while travelling to Baga town, heading towards the Lake Chad region with contraband goods.

After he was paraded before journalists, his goods and vehicle were destroyed.




https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2019/09/30/army-arrests-chukwudon-alleged-logistics-supplier-to-boko-haram/amp/


https://www.channelstv.com/

Typical Afonja muslim.
Why do you Afonja muslims always think you are more muslims than the fulanis?
Can you just imagine the rubbish you are promoting.

Misplaced priority!
So FG can spend Billions of naira to purchase covid vaccines but can't afford it's storage. Why not use those Billions to invest in our federal and state hospitals in order to reduce/eradicate foreign medical trips.

Nigerian leaders are the worst set of confused mordaforkas I have ever come across.
Tueh!

EXLOVER:
Just 2 kids



A handsome smart intelligent boy


And


A very beautiful sexy intelligent smart girl, and I'm gonna train her abroad not Nigeria, Nigeria guys nor too pure, them too get sweet mouth, once i dey reason the way we take dey fvck people daughter here, my mind dey cut me to train my daughter here abeg.


Nor be my girl, my son fit dey here, not my beautiful daughter, I cover her with the blood of Jesus already

Oga so after you have finished forking other people's daughter & giving the all kinds of styles, you now want to protect your unborn daughters Abi?
The world is round in shape oh! What goes around, comes back....................
LOL...

gypsey:
Toast? What does that mean? Oh! I see!! some of them i found out later that they are married, because they didn't tell me they are married, some of them said their husbands were away and they wanted just sex, some I "toasted" myself even though i know they are married. It was just sex, no relationship, some of them work in the same place as me, my manager, my supervisor.and my work colleagues.

Damn Bro! I wish I had the same guts. Some married women have been giving me vibes but I have been ignoring them including the ones I'm sexually attracted to.
I always think of karma whenever I want to give in to their seduction & that makes me to abort the mission. Although I'm currently having a 2nd thought about this "karma stuff" bcus nothing is certain in this life. I have also realized that it's better to "shag" the ones i will benefit something (connections & financial benefits) in return & not just doing it for the pleasure so that Incase karma comes knocking tomorrow, it will still be worth it.

gypsey:
Because people in today's marriages are selfish, impatience, rude, obnoxious, golddigging, anoying, greedy and overweight.


Who da hell wanna get married nowadays anyway? I have had sex with atleast 160 women already.. from prostitutes, married women and single women, fat, short, tall, beautiful, ugly you name it. most of them i cannot even remember their names or faces.

Bros the married women you slept with, did you toast them or they toasted you?

sincerelymine:
Which company is expected to benefit from the expected baby burst, that will be induced by March/April lockdown? One needs to start taking position.

who says there is going to be a lockdown in March/April ?

blinking001:
SERAP should keep their mouths shut. They talk too much. They know nothing about good governance. If borrowing is what's going to make our country move forward then our President must borrow. I'm sure the president Buhari led administration is already working on modalities to pay back these loans. Enough of the wailing already....

You sound very dumb.

danietohbadt:
Lool.... why display so much folly?

Desmond Elliot was born to a Yoruba father from
Olowogbowo in Lagos Island , Lagos and a mother from Illah in Oshimili North , Delta State.

Trust Naija politicians on your own peril. Those Murdafurkas can deny their parents for a political office.
After all, Tinubu has never acknowledged publicly that he is from Iragbiji in Osun State

Odkosh:
See brother wey mumu.

Elliot that was born in Lagos by a Yoruba father from olowogbowo family in Lagos island and Delta mother from illah in oshimili north in Delta state is from Calanar.

Odensi,

See someone that is talking of 2021 yet still thinks like a chronic fool.

Brother Ode, you for say he's from Arochukwu na.
Fool.

Trust Naija politicians on your own peril. Those Murdafurkas can deny their parents for a political office.
After all, Tinubu has never acknowledged publicly that he is from Iragbiji in Osun State.

Odkosh:
Make money inside traffic hahahahaha

Oga those people you are referring to make more money in traffic than some graduates who wear ties & jump BRT buses @4am-11pm in the name of white collar jobs.
Spend a festive season in the east & see how those guys blow money.
It is better than "Lazying" about as touts, drinking sepe & be shouting "Owo mi da"

Odkosh:
Desmond, Calabar boy.

So Calabar boy is bearing olusola.

Dundee.

I believe you & I have been watching nollywood movies since Desmond Elliot started acting.
How come Olusola entered his name immediately he ventured into Lagos politics?
Oga this is 2021. You need to start thinking with your brain (That's if you have any).
MUMU.

danietohbadt:
Keep deceiving yourself oooo.

You and your ancestors should contest for an elective post in Lagos and see what happens.

Hahahahaha!
Go and say this to Desmond (Olushola) Elliot who is a confirmed calabar boy.

danietohbadt:
Why then do you and your ancestors flood our so called villages?

To make money from your village then go to their villages to build cities. #CommonSense

500k ?

clean ride. But wait oh! Nigeria customs still allow/clear 1998 vehicles into the country??

Although I don't trust this vaccine stuff but anything that would not make the FG to declare another lockdown is a welcome development.

ProSureGraphics:
I see weed smokers as irresponsible low lifes. Wonder what you people gain in doing drug, weed , cigarettes


And you see them with their black lips and dreadlocks

Oga! it's not every weed user that goes about with black lips & dreadlocks. There are so many responsible weed users who are doing well in their endeavors.
If you meet me for the 1st time, you can bet your last naira that I don't even take coffee cuz my lips & face look so fresh & I have an amazing career & family.
Ask a weed dealer(that's if he can confide in you) about his customer base & he will tell you it's not only the street urchins & Agberos who patronise his business.
Some Lawyers, bank managers, doctors, pastors, Imams, & business execs smoke weed secretly & you will never know.
Barrack Obama is also a weed & cigarette addict & he is doing fine.
STOP THE STEREOTYPE.

bafsonbaf:
covid-19 is very real, I was discharged today after spending 12 days in KADUNA STATE isolation center
thanks to Gov Elrufai he really try beyond our expectation, they doctors and nurses are superb

STOP SPREADING LIES!!

aarin29642:
covid-19 is very real, I was discharged today after spending 12 days in KADUNA STATE isolation centerthanks to Gov Elrufai he really try beyond our expectation, they doctors and nurses are superb

STOP SPREADING LIES!!

Oga how much were you paid for this?

It's too early for tears. I'm wishing everyone on this thread a happy Sunday & a progressive week ahead.
SHALOM!

Oga I beg to disagree with your no6 point above.
M.J motivates the morale of a smoker if taken rightly & not abused. It can make someone to think the "impossible" can be "possible" & that's a good thing.
Before I incorporated my company and got it registered with a multinational as a vendor/supplier, I used to think that was an impossible task given the fact that I was already 3 years in the labour market, I had no cash, no godfather, no connections & I was already tired of job hunting.
What I did was locking up myself in my room, all I had was my kush, my pen, some good rap music "Apollo Brown mixtape", a new notebook to write down my strategies & ideas after smoking some good weed.
Ideas started flowing in. Ideas on how to source for cash, ideas on how to go about the hectic registration process, ideas on how to approach the right people for assistance & ideas on how to be courageous. Gaining access to the premises of a multinational company is almost impossible if you are not a staff or have a gate pass I.D card. However, I was able to break that barrier after approaching a casual worker at the company's gate one evening after the close of work, I took him to a bar close by, bought us some drinks/meat & while we were drinking, I told him about my plans and how I needed his help in gaining access to the premises to go source for contracts. we vibed somuch that evening due to my good sense of humor. He agreed to help by talking to his supervisor to include my name in their list of casual workers to check-in every 6:00am every morning & to checkout at 4:00pm.
That was how I started accessing the premises. Weed also gave me the boldness & tactics on how to approach senior heads of departments for contracts. It wasn't easy at all as they kept saying 'no' but I never gave up. It took me a while before I finally got my big break. Ever since then, my life changed.

THE POSITIVE SIDES: Weed can bring out the creative side of anyone who uses it correctly. Most CEOs/world leaders started their carriers on kush.Eg Ted Turner(CNN), Barrack Obama, Jeff Bezoz & a host of others. (YOUR MENTOR MIGHT BE A CLOSET STONER).

THE NEGATIVE SIDE: It can be so addictive. After achieving a milestone of my dreams, I found my self smoking weed on a regular basis. I couldn't control it anymore because I was using it to hide my anxiety, fears, bad days, the rejections I faced & all.
It took the grace of God & my determination to bring it back under control.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS: Always know what works for you. As "Sample Ekwe" sang in his song, IF E GOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN, 'SMOKE'. IF E NO GOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN, 'QUIT'.

Ladyhippolyta88:
The date for swearing in is on the 20th of January not on the 6th you MAGAts are truly dumb that is why you think Biden will not be sworn in from the courts to the electoral college now to congress and you think the legislature has anypower to overturn an election what will you lunatics say after Biden's victory is certified on wednesday.

Keep allowing Trump and misinformers fool you.

I believe you got the message.
NOW MOVE!