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Jokes EtcRe: This Is Why I Have Trust Issues.... +photo by kingcypress(op): 11:37pm On Jul 04, 2017
Catalyst4real:
The calculator is also right. The question was typed wrongly. There's a space between the 2 and (2+1). And in the smartphone there isn't
There is no space
Jokes EtcRe: Funtime...what's The First Question You See? by kingcypress: 10:12am On Jun 28, 2017
How old are you
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 4:23pm On Jun 27, 2017
Dilemma a situation in which a difficult choice has to be made between two or more alternatives, especially ones that are equally undesirable.
Jokes EtcRe: If You Were Asked To Choose One, Which Will You Go For? by kingcypress(op): 5:45pm On Jun 26, 2017
presented007:
They is nothing confusing here I'll go for the red pile Period!



Why would I have to restart life with empty pockets it's like restating my sufferings........ Its Forward ever! with 10 million dollars
Do u realised u ar very close to your death at age 50?
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 5:25pm On Jun 26, 2017
It really is.... most especially if it is adventure
Jokes EtcIf You Were Asked To Choose One, Which Will You Go For? by kingcypress(op): 5:08pm On Jun 26, 2017
I'm even confused.

Jokes EtcThis Is Why I Have Trust Issues.... +photo by kingcypress(op): 5:25am On Jun 22, 2017
Pls which of the two is correct?




You can also try it out.




And why the disparity in answers?

Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 10:39pm On Jun 08, 2017
Deeds are rewarded base on intentions.
PoliticsIgbos And Nigerians by kingcypress(op): 8:30pm On Jun 07, 2017
Igbos broadly divided other Nigerians into three broad categories. Those they hate, those they deride and those they fear. Those they hate are the yorubas whom they call traitors, tribalists and cowards. Yet no race in Nigeria have been more tribal than the lbos.

There are historical facts to prove this. If something is ten and igbos are not allowed to take 15, so that the rest of us can share minus 5, lgbos will cry marginalisation and label the rest us tribalists. However there is no race in this country that have been more accommodating of the lgbos than the Yorubas, there is no single igbo leader that did not grow up in the South West or is a beneficiary of Yoruba largesse.

Zik went to CMS GRAMMAR SCHOOL, Adolphus wabara went to AHMADIYA COLLEGE AGEGE, Ken Nnamani went to LOYOLA COLLEGE IBADAN, Ojukwu and Ekwueme went to KINGS COLLEGE, Okpara went to YABA TECH while Phillip Emegwali went to AQUINAS COLLEGE, AKURE. Even my brother Anadu went to IMADE COLLEGE OWO etc All major Igbo politicians cut their political teeth in the West. Their major religious leaders cannot thrive outside the West. Pastor Muoka, Pastor Ezekiel of Four Square and Okonkwo of TREM are examples.

I remember that after the civil WAR, Igbos who came back to ILE IFE were allowed TUITION FREE while the YORUBAS in NSUKKA were rusticated. Example is Pastor Adeboye. Yet lgbos reserve their greatest hatred for the Yorubas for reasons being that the yorubas refused to be dominated by the lbos to confront the North.

As to the label of cowardice, had there been any war between the yorubas and the lbos in which the lbos defeated the Yorubas? In the whole ancestral history of Ndigbo, which war has the forefathers or great forefathers fought? Any empire in their history? Yet the yorubas have worsted the lgbos four times in the political history of Nigeria.

As to the label of treachery, had there been any agreement the yorubas signed with the lbos and they reneged? The answer is no. Yet the yorubas have records of Igbo treachery on the two occasions they formed alliance with them. In 1964 to fight the federal election, the yorubas formed an Alliance called UPGA with the Ibos to be led by Okpara because major Yoruba leaders were in jail. There was an agreement that the election must be boycotted. The Igbos sabotaged it, went and contested election while the West kept to the agreement.

In 1979 the West went into alliance with the lbos and formed PPA - PROGRESSIVE PEOPLE ALLIANCE. Again Igbo sabotaged it so that they can produce Speaker house of Representatives. Who then is traitor? The second category are the Eastern minorities made up of present Rivers, Akwa lbom, Cross Rivers and Bayelsa. The igbos see them as subhuman with tidal brain. Until the creation of Rivers State by Gowon, no OGONI man can sleep on the hospital bed in Bori GENERAL HOSPITAL . As at 1977 only UYO ,PHC and CALABAR had electricity light. They were so underdeveloped by their Igbo overseers that you will think that you were in the Congo jungle.

Until Diette Spiff, there was no Ikwere named Street in Port Harcourt. To show how deep the derision is, the present Biafran agitatators changed the name of RIBISI (Phc) to IGWOCHA as if the IKWERES do not exist.

The third category are the Hausa Fulani. The igbos pretend to hate the Fulanis but the truth is that the Igbo man is subservient to them. Ignore the noise. There are historical facts to justify this. Zik served under BALEWA, EKWUEME served under SHAGARI and EKEREMANDU zoned the PDP presidency to the North because he wants to be the VICE PRESIDENT to a Northerner. After the civil war and OJUKWU was granted amnesty for his rebellion against constituted authority, he returned to Nigeria and he joined the Hausa fulani party (NPN) of those he accused of genocide against his Igbo people. It is Igbo tragedy that they hate and deride those who grow and sustain them while they cringe to those(the hausas) who kick them like balls. Igbos are the only race in nigeria that celebrate failure. In 1982, the igbos celebrated the defeat of biafra by welcoming ojukwu with fanfare on his return from asylum haven been granted amnesty by the igbo overlords- the hausa fulani. He revelled in the fanfare and promptly married FFK left over- forgotten the over 3million lgbos that died in the war and with many of them languishing at OJI RIVER CAMP.

The second celebration is the release of kanu with the most humiliating bail conditions ever granted an accused in the annals of Nigerian justice system. A bail conditions targeted at the entire Igbo race and granted by an Hausa Fulani judge. I could not believe that with all the noise, such bail conditions will be signed. But he signed and in his eagerness to leave kuje he abandoned his two conspirators in kuje. The bail conditions wiped out the Identity of the ibos and EKEREMANDU was made the enforcer of the conditions. FFK is a polemist like Femi ARIBISALA etc. They have the capacity to argue both sides of the same point. The igbos regard him as their hero just like Ayo fayose the Eze gburugburu the second. I hope very soon the by Igbo will not start blaming fayose as they blamed Awo for everything that went wrong with their prosecution of the biafran war. I rest.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Uma Ukpai Polytechnic Massive Job Recruitment 2017 (academic & Non-academic) by kingcypress: 10:34am On Jun 07, 2017
Partnerbiz:
Am applyaining
Just two worded sentence is an issue for you. I now understand why you are still searching for job.
I think you graduated from this same university that is recruiting, cos Iv never heard of the uni before. Is it NUC accredited?


***Oga I do not think lecturing is your call. Even teaching in a primary school, I doubt.


Why not think of an opportunity at Aba market
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Uma Ukpai Polytechnic Massive Job Recruitment 2017 (academic & Non-academic) by kingcypress: 10:28am On Jun 07, 2017
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Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 5:13am On Jun 07, 2017
Watching how religion, tribal and political sentiments has eaten deep into the blood of Nigerian youths (most especially the ones from poor homes). Politics is a circle and they will always be friends. So stop disturbing urselves over irrelevant issues.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 4:03pm On Jun 06, 2017
Experience is the best teacher
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 12:00pm On Jun 06, 2017
Youth is the time of life when one is young, but often means the time between childhood and adulthood/maturity.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Calls Nigerians Illiterates For Referring To Her As An Ex-Convict by kingcypress: 11:48am On Jun 06, 2017
Madam Kemi the running tap. You better shut the crap before u spend and 80days around the world/kirikiri
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 6:27am On Jun 06, 2017
Gravity states that anything that goes up will surely come down. Does it also apply to age?
Jokes EtcRe: PHOTOS: Differences Between 'Bathroom' And 'Baffroom' by kingcypress: 5:21am On Jun 05, 2017
You'll always have a standby queue waiting at the entrance of a baffroom... Then you'll be hearing things like:

Sakira do quick oooooo, I don late for market.

Solo, I know say u first me reach here, but abeg make I baff before u. because the man wey dey supply me firewood don dey call me.

Who carry my bucket?

Dauda, abeg giv me small macklin

Risi abeg giv me small from ur water dis my own no go do me.





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Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 5:02am On Jun 05, 2017
Homonyms are words that are both spelled and pronounced the same, but have different meanings.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 2:09pm On Jun 03, 2017
Democracy was never a solution to Nigeria's problem.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 8:54am On Jun 03, 2017
Nigeria will be great someday. That's my prayer
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 4:57am On Jun 03, 2017
Lagos is one of the developed states in Nigeria
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 4:47am On Jun 03, 2017
Punna can stop people's destiny just as it's about to stop this thread from reaching the promise land
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 8:59pm On Jun 02, 2017
Engine is for mechanic just as Snap chat is for slay queen
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 5:03pm On Jun 02, 2017
Mercy of Allah is equivalent to non
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 10:54am On Jun 02, 2017
emillya:
fukery
Bonemarrow32 is just obsessed and interested in private parts. I think it's an addiction.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 8:44am On Jun 02, 2017
Perspectives varies due to our individual backgrounds, upbrings and experiences.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 8:22am On Jun 02, 2017
Best friends always cover each others imperfections.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 8:06am On Jun 02, 2017
Season of merriment and harvest is fast approaching after
so many months of endurance, economic downturn,
depression, recession and endurance.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 6:29am On Jun 02, 2017
"die modafoka, die", it's not as easy as it sounds. Wishing a fellow human death isn't a sign of good morals. God gives life to whom so ever He wish and take it from whom so ever He wish at any point in time....
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 4:55am On Jun 02, 2017
Yoruba Language, one of my most difficult subject while in secondary school.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 8:49pm On Jun 01, 2017
Wonderful people....
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 8:39pm On Jun 01, 2017
Me and you will forever be in love...

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