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EducationRe: What Is The Simplest Word You Forgot To Spell In An Exam Hall? by kingcypress: 8:14pm On Sep 01, 2018
I kept writing "us" instead of "use". I knew it was wrong but my brain was on sleep mode. It was after the exam that I realised my mumuness.
CrimeRe: See How This Man Beats His Wife To A Pulp Over Food by kingcypress: 5:52am On Aug 13, 2018
The picture of the woman remind me of one of those cartoons in sesame square.


The man is a beast. He should be locked up with an injured gorilla, by that we'll know if he is truly a man.


BTW is it the last supper the woman refuse to give him?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Don’t Believe Pdp Anymore-garba Shehu by kingcypress: 8:33am On Aug 03, 2018
Which Nigerians? The one in your dreams, I guess!


You guys should better wake up from your slumber and do the right thing.


Nigerians are suffering

We are hungry

The rate of unemployment is still very high, likewise CORRUPTION
PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomhole Asks Saraki To Step Down After His Defection by kingcypress: 6:55am On Aug 02, 2018
I just thought of the reasons why these our polithiefcian decamping. It's because we are in raining season. They need Umbrella not Broom
PoliticsRe: Kano State Deputy Governor Decamps To PDP by kingcypress: 6:54am On Aug 02, 2018
I just thought of the reasons why these our polithiefcian decamping. It's because we are in raining season. They need Umbrella not Broom
PoliticsRe: Kano State Deputy Governor Decamps To PDP by kingcypress: 6:52am On Aug 02, 2018
I just thought of the reasons why these our polithiefcian decamp
PoliticsRe: No More Defections From APC, Okorocha Tells Buhari by kingcypress: 6:50am On Aug 02, 2018
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HealthRe: Man Looses All His Limbs After Getting Licked By A Dog. Photos by kingcypress: 5:16pm On Aug 01, 2018
Subuhannallah! May Peace and Blessing be upon the Holy Prophet.

Walahi He warned us about the saliva of dogs.
CrimeRe: Man Buys Tecno Phone On Traffic, When He Got Home See What He Saw (p by kingcypress: 5:19pm On Jul 28, 2018
That's the effect of the more you look the less you see....

This is what you get for chasing AWUFF
Awuf dey run belle
CrimeRe: Here Are The Last Tweets Of The Female Nigerian OAP Who Committed Suicide by kingcypress: 5:16pm On Jul 28, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Will Nigeria Ever Get Over Biafra? by kingcypress: 8:43am On Jul 26, 2018
It's almost an impossible task to reset a brainwashed brain.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Import Grass To Feed Cows. by kingcypress: 12:04pm On Jul 21, 2018
Amumaigwe:
A sophisticated moro-n is a sophisticated moro-n. No mistaking.
For you to believe that poo. Then you are the sophisticated, authentic, certified, confirmed, approved, awarded, qualified slowpoke.

Only a brainwashed illiterate will believe and jubilate over things like this.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 11:16am On Jul 21, 2018
thread that I created like-play-like-play on the 1st of June, 2017 at exactly 7:50pm has successfully bring people of different sociocultural stance together.

It's now more than a year.

PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Import Grass To Feed Cows. by kingcypress: 11:04am On Jul 21, 2018
IPOB youth are here again.

Just watch how they will surround this lie like a swam of flies celebrating over a heap of poo.

I'm not surprise cos they are all brainwashed set of albino pigs.

Descendants of a coward hunchback Albino.

The flatter the head, the smaller the brain...
PoliticsRe: EKITI PEOPLE WISE Up:-for How Long Will Fayose Keep Disgracing You? by kingcypress: 7:36am On Jul 13, 2018
intruxive:
grin
OP be careful Ipob ekiti chapter will soon descend on you now, u know fayose is their role model. His level of intelligence is the highest they can aspire to tongue
Respect!
PoliticsRe: EKITI PEOPLE WISE Up:-for How Long Will Fayose Keep Disgracing You? by kingcypress: 7:34am On Jul 13, 2018
I opened this thread just to see how the shallow minded yam legged nation will come for the OP.

Sincerely, I was not disappointed. The OP was attacked just as PIGS attack Poo.

But, I'm not surprised cos I expect little from a flattened head.
PoliticsRe: President Trump's Arrival Versus President Buharis Arrival.( Images) by kingcypress: 7:27am On Jul 13, 2018
This is definitely one of the numerous stupidities of a flat headed IPOB pig.

By their post we shall know them.

Owon omo eran jatijati. Elede olori pelebe. Elese isu
PoliticsRe: Buhari Regime Drifting Towards Tyranny- Senator Abaribe Blasts Buhari by kingcypress: 7:18am On Jul 13, 2018
Pigs and foolishness. A Senator that does not know his right from his left.
I'm not surprise cos I expect little from a flat headed pig.

He should be jailed for stupidly supporting a terrorist group.


Awon omo eran jatijati. Elede olori pelebe
RomanceRe: Deaf And Mute Couple Wed In Akwa Ibom . Photos by kingcypress: 7:29pm On Jul 03, 2018
There is ability in disability
RomanceRe: Conjugal Bliss Of A Niralander And His Angel!!! by kingcypress: 6:34am On Apr 12, 2018
Happy married life bro.

Where did I keep my dancing shoes?

I just remember say Lalasticlala borrow am last week. Oga abeg return an ASAP.
PetsRe: Missing Dog: Can The Police Help You Find Your Pet? by kingcypress: 6:28am On Apr 04, 2018
Op guess you are typing this from Pluto.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Five-day-old Son Because He Couldn't Afford Naming Ceremony In Bauchi by kingcypress: 6:05pm On Jan 27, 2018
Same should be done to him cos we can't afford his type of person again. This world has seen enough of such wickedness
CrimeCompilation Of Funny Pictures Of Nigeria Police Force by kingcypress(op): 11:30am On Jan 12, 2018
This thread is to share pictures of our police officers. Pls share all the funny pictures you have.

AutosRe: Photo Of The Day!!! See What Fuel Scarcity Has Caused. by kingcypress: 10:23am On Dec 24, 2017
This what I think I need.
This is my first time of saying Buhari has disappointed me.

CelebritiesRe: Debie Rise Celebrates Her 25th Birthday With New Photos by kingcypress: 12:06pm On Dec 20, 2017
This girl set die
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 11:54am On Dec 10, 2017
Me? I dnt eat rice. I just finish consuming two raps of amala wit egusi soup. Do u care?
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress(op): 10:46am On Dec 10, 2017
Gist don full ground for this thread ooo. So glad you guy kept it running.
CelebritiesRe: 2019: Read "I Go Dye" Open Letter To Atiku Abubakar by kingcypress: 6:50am On Dec 05, 2017
For this master piece, you name has changed to "I no go die".
CelebritiesRe: Jackie Appiah Celebrate Her 34th Birthday Today With New Photos by kingcypress: 6:38am On Dec 05, 2017
One of my many crushes
PoliticsRe: Islam Approves Of The Libyan Slave Markets by kingcypress: 2:22pm On Nov 30, 2017
OP, why are you hell bent on showing your stupidity? Must you make your delusional life/behaviour public?
PoliticsRe: A Survey On Ethnic Tolerance In Nigeria. by kingcypress(op): 12:15pm On Nov 30, 2017
Sweetguy25:
No such thing as accommodating tribe. Stop using such terms.

By the way, Igbo and Yoruba are not tribes
Then what are they? That was why I used Ethnic group as an alternative of the word tribe in the initial post. Dont come n show us how good u are as long as the post is understood.

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