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Politics / Re: Move Your Patients From State Hospital To Private Hospitals: Fayose by kingcypress: 5:37pm On Nov 29, 2017
Fayose is a scam...
Politics / Re: As Buhari Declares Interest To Run For 2019 In Abidjan...will He Get Our Votes? by kingcypress: 5:23pm On Nov 29, 2017
PMB will most definately get our votes.
Crime / Re: Grieving Man Finds Nurse Having Sex With Wife’s Corpse by kingcypress: 5:46am On Oct 20, 2017
Aye le, aye ma le ooo, oro aye yi ooo, otoju su mi.
Politics / Re: FFK Reacts To Kachikwu's Letter To Buhari Over NNPC Boss by kingcypress: 3:55pm On Oct 04, 2017
Must FFK have an opinion on every national issue?
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Critics Want ‘settlement’ To Keep Quiet —presidency by kingcypress: 6:19am On Oct 03, 2017
Most especially the GOAT called FEMI FANI KAYODE, needs YAM to shut his stinky gurther up.
Crime / Re: Help! I Heard She Had Dated About 5 Guys But They All Died Ater 3 Months Of Rela by kingcypress: 7:04am On Oct 01, 2017
See foolish question... There is no crime in you being the 6th victim.

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Crime / Re: I Slept With My Daughter Nine Times For Money Rituals” – 55 Yr Old Man Confesses by kingcypress: 6:58am On Oct 01, 2017
He should be castrated as soon as possible
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biafra: Show Down As Spanish Government Opposes Catalan Referendum Today by kingcypress: 6:27am On Oct 01, 2017
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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is In London, He Went Through Malaysia — Orji Kalu by kingcypress: 6:20am On Oct 01, 2017
Brainwashed Pigs will not like this.

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Politics / Re: IPOB Cartoon Shared By Lauretta Onochie (Photos) by kingcypress: 5:55am On Oct 01, 2017
Yam leg, albino, hunchback, urine lickers, brainwashed individuals, flat heads, potor-potor republic, terrorists, developers, etc

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Not In Custody Of Military, DHQ Tells IPOB by kingcypress: 6:44am On Sep 30, 2017
I saw d albino hunchback diguised like a woman at a strip club along Cameroon border. Den the folowin convasatn ensued:

Me: excuse me ma, u look like one wanted terrorist in Nigeria.
NK: (tryin to fainge a woman voice) I dnt talk to strangers
Me: biko keep quayet, seing ur hunchback, I already knw u r d one.
NK: pls dont expose me. Im now a peaceful and good man
ME: it seems u dnt knw d meanin of 'good man'. If u ar a good man u wil not abandon ur IPOB ladies and hide here in a strip club.
NK: I dnt like those IPOB girls cos they all av "yam legs"
ME: ok, now I undastnd. Wat abt ur parents?
NK: (pointin his finger towards d far corner of the club) did u c dat old drunk woman on dat table ful of beer? Thats my father disguised like a woman
ME: Wat abt ur mom?
NK: Asari Dokunbo took her wit him as his pay 4 smuglin me out of Nigeria.
ME: Ur brother & oda IPOB members ar lookin 4u
NK: abeg forget abt those stupid Pigs
ME: dat means u didnt miss them?
NK: I missed being worship and I dnt av pple to lick my pee.
Politics / Re: I Will Reveal Why We Lost In 2015 When Buhari And Others Leave Office - Jonathan by kingcypress: 6:10am On Sep 29, 2017
You lost because you were surrounded by people like; FFK, PEJ, Fayose and IPOB

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Education / Re: Which Public University Is The Best In Nigeria? by kingcypress: 5:06pm On Sep 23, 2017
Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria. University of Ibadan. Obafemi Awolowo Uni. University of Nigeria, Nnsuka. Uni Lag. Uni. Ilorin

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Alleged Escape : Could This Be True? by kingcypress: 2:24pm On Sep 23, 2017
Electricdanger:


Stale, where is your albino god? Descendant of the abidjan coward called Ojukwu are always the same, no wonder the pedophile ojukwu died senile, deaf, dumb and useless while FFK f.ucked his wife to stupor. Lol
I dnt like it. U are too mean. This finishing is just too much. Wicked boy... Lolz

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Alleged Escape : Could This Be True? by kingcypress: 2:20pm On Sep 23, 2017
devindevin2000:
This was how awolowo tried to escape from IBB but was nabbed
Can u pls upload ur picture. All I need to see is ur flat head cos the flater the head, the smaller the brain.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Alleged Escape : Could This Be True? by kingcypress: 1:47pm On Sep 23, 2017
Pls I need another picture that will show Cownu's hunchback. And if possible another picture of how some Pigs are licking the Albino's urine.

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Politics / Re: Joke by kingcypress: 1:37pm On Sep 23, 2017
Lol... He looks like Igbo dat want to engage in the "python skelewu"... But wait ooo, wit a closer look, he resemble Cownu's father. IPOB and stupidity is like 'Igbos and hatered'

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Crime / Re: How 30-year-old Woman Killed Boyfriend, Cut Body Into Pieces by kingcypress: 6:49am On Sep 23, 2017
She look like a biafran.

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Crime / Re: 70-yr-old Man With 3 Wives, 14 Children Arrested For Raping 7-yr-old Orphan by kingcypress: 6:46am On Sep 23, 2017
Another biafran in d news again... He should b castrated as soon as possible.

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Politics / Re: Ibo should learn from yoruba politics by kingcypress: 6:11am On Sep 23, 2017
How will a brainwashed skull learn. The generation of hate learn from your master. Pls I'm looking for one Hunchback Albino. We need him for sacrifice.
Politics / Re: Igbo Have More To Lose If Nigeria Breaks –okorocha by kingcypress: 6:05am On Sep 23, 2017
IPOB miscreants will not like this...

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Politics / Re: Hatred On Igbos A Wasted Effort And Time For The Yoruba by kingcypress: 7:51pm On Sep 22, 2017
giftq:

Be consistent in your principles.
Yoruba depends heavily upon SS crude oil, so we must criticize Yoruba for not being successful based on their region alone.

Pigy piggy, sit down, open ur brainwashed skull and learn, even if this will b d first n d last time u'l learn wit an open mind. Now to d topic, u pigs claimed u ar d "world developers" dat failed to develop d potor-poto land. U claimed u av 'developed' almost all d states in Nigeria witout mentionin d land of red-mud. Base on dat u cn c dat most states/regions ar independent except d igbo/ibo land (poto-poto). Why cnt u pple stay back at ur baren red-mud land. Stop seein d simplicity of other regions as stupidity. So, pigs equate friendlines to foolishnes? Dats y u wil 4eva remain backward. Generation of hate, stop blaming others for ur misfortune. Lastly we in South-SOUTH are not PIGS, so pls stop asociatin urselves wit us, its nt by force. God bless Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Hatred On Igbos A Wasted Effort And Time For The Yoruba by kingcypress: 4:45pm On Sep 22, 2017
giftq:

What of the Yorubas that prosper on the basis of SS crude oil?
Mr pig, we are debating on SE not SS. How many time do u want the SS to reject u bfor u undastnd dat no one want to asociate wit d pigs from potor-potor land.

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Politics / Re: Hatred On Igbos A Wasted Effort And Time For The Yoruba by kingcypress: 4:00pm On Sep 21, 2017
Answers to all the questions you are asking:

The South-West, South-South and the entire North are blessed with fertail lands and accommodating people, while the South-East (Ibo/Igbo land) is blessed with Poto-poto land and hostile Pigs that have been brainwashed by an albino hunchback.

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Crime / Re: Thief Congratulates Police For Arresting Him by kingcypress: 7:46am On Sep 21, 2017
Respect!!!
Crime / Re: Father And Native Doctors Gang Rape Teen Daughter For Money Rituals by kingcypress: 7:45am On Sep 21, 2017
Mr man you are a disgrace to fatherhood.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress: 6:06am On Sep 05, 2017
Him and Hyme are homophones
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is Why I Have Trust Issues.... +photo by kingcypress: 11:37pm On Jul 04, 2017
Catalyst4real:
The calculator is also right. The question was typed wrongly. There's a space between the 2 and (2+1). And in the smartphone there isn't
There is no space
Jokes Etc / Re: Funtime...what's The First Question You See? by kingcypress: 10:12am On Jun 28, 2017
How old are you
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress: 4:23pm On Jun 27, 2017
Dilemma a situation in which a difficult choice has to be made between two or more alternatives, especially ones that are equally undesirable.

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Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were Asked To Choose One, Which Will You Go For? by kingcypress: 5:45pm On Jun 26, 2017
presented007:
They is nothing confusing here I'll go for the red pile Period!



Why would I have to restart life with empty pockets it's like restating my sufferings........ Its Forward ever! with 10 million dollars

Do u realised u ar very close to your death at age 50?
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by kingcypress: 5:25pm On Jun 26, 2017
It really is.... most especially if it is adventure

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