Water don pass gari... I blame d cool weather of Jos.

This shows that he is use to copying even at school. Just change his name to photocopying machine through thorough beating.

NwaObinkita:
Please who is Kunle Afonja

Your father's superior concubine

He talk to u... I don't care cos he is still mine.

He took u to a room... I don't care cos he is still mine

He raised ur skirt.... I don't care cos he is still mine.

He pull down ur panties.... I don't care cos he is still mine.

He laid u on bed.... I don't care cos he is still mine.

He raised raised one of ur legs like chicken..... I don't care cos he is still mine..

He inserted his pencil into her sharpener ... I don't care cos he is still mine.

He finally impregnated u...I don't care cos he is still mine..

He brought her home with a protruding stomach. ... I don't care cos he is still mine

He told me to leave our home for her to have enough space....I don't care cos he is still mine

I told him I'm not leaving, then he started beating me...I don't care cos he is still mine

Useless set of nincompoo that can't keep their marital life private. ..


Oponu Oshi

.

When he is finally caught. His will start explaining how his best adviser Mr Devil persuaded him to steal the car. He will also attribute his act to the present economic meltdown.


And if he is linched... People with his type of ideology will now to to Nairaland and start yaning poo on how people are not following the rule of law.



Pls 50k out of the possible 150k should be sent to me cause I already gave an insight into some of the excuses that will come out of the stinking mouth of the God forsaken inconsequential buffon.

Pls I need expert and experience advice on Toyota Camry
Pencil Light. I'm about to buy one.
Advice needed on:

cost of maintenance

fuel economy

speed

design

second hand value

efficiency n effectiveness

security

mechanical issues

electrical issues

and how to properly maintain it.

thanks.... advice needed ASAP.

Pls I need expert and experience advice on Toyota Camry Pencil Light. I'm about to buy one.
Advice needed on:
cost of maintenance
fuel economy
speed
design
second hand value
efficiency n effectiveness
security
mechanical issues
electrical issues
and how to properly maintain it.

thanks.... advice needed ASAP.

Atlantia:

So you like dumb and boring girls with overflowing assets...Good for you.

Tell us ur own.... na my choice b dat

Saintsammurai:
Faithful, smart, confidence, pretty face and good in bed..

Oga you av exceeded the total amount of $5 given

Mine is 3, 5, 9 and 10

sirusX:
Everyone is wired differently and you shouldn't expect her to enjoy the same things as others...especially your EX

Get to learn her love language and how she wants to be talked to and treated

The same way some like vulgar words, others like sweet and gentle words

While some prefer hard and fast, others prefer smooth and slow

The same way people indulge in some form of fetish, others frown against it

Nothing in life is mechanical...you both have to meet each other half way

PS: I hope you plan on wifing her, else you need to get yourself sorted out on the sex thing

Many thanks... guess you are married.

Oyiboman69:

op fuccck her jor!!!!!

She said I'm insulting her anytime I use d work... but personally I mean no insult it's just dat I kinda lov d word... I got use to d word wen I was dating my ex... she lov d word so much

eleko1:
stop that.Ur girlfriend isn't Asha-wo /olosho u can tell let f..k. The correct word to use is let make love

Pls can you clearly tell me the difference?

Khd95:
Use "pana shuku"

Bros Abeg which language be this.

My girlfriend of 7 years find it offensive if I use the word "fvck" instead of "make love"... Pls is there any difference between the two. She once told me dat the word "fvck" use to turn her off... The problem now is dat it is the word "fvck" that gives me motivation, energy, inspiration and it also serve as a source of turn on to me.

ok

Abdussobur Salaam, who now works at the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) spoke against the backdrop of the certificate controversy in which the senator is currently embroiled.

A schoolmate of controversial senator, Dino Melaye, at the Ahmadu Bello University, ABU, has described the travails of the senator as retribution for his alleged past misdeeds. Abdussobur Salaam, who now works at the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) spoke against the backdrop of the certificate controversy in which the senator is currently embroiled. Critics and opponents have accused Mr. Melaye of lying that he graduated from ABU and said he has no certificate to prove he graduated. The lawmaker has, however, insisted he graduated from the university, one of Nigeria’s oldest universities. Mr. Salaam, who spoke on a Penpushing social media platform and also confirmed his comments to PREMIUM TIMES, said he studied Political Science at ABU at the same time Mr. Melaye was a student in the Department of Geography at the university. “Permit me to make an intervention on the issue of Dino and ABU, having been admitted and ‘graduated’ from ABU same year as Dino. I use the word ‘graduated’, very guardedly and with caution. “Permit me to say that as at the time we were admitted, Geography Department was under the Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences (FASS). In our 200 level, the Faculty was split and Geography Department had issues of where to fit in. It was initially placed under Faculty of Arts and later shifted to Faculty of Sciences where it is presently domiciled. The narrative on his certificate could be correct”, Mr. Salaam wrote.
“Dino and I are supposed to be ‘friends’ but differences never permitted while we were in school. Till date, we communicate once in a while, but I dare say he is the architect of his problems. “I have spent all yesterday responding to enquiries on different platforms about Dino’s status as a graduate. My take? “We were admitted the same year, initially into the same faculty of FASS, and given that our courses were four years, we ought to have graduated same year. “However, recalling how studentship in ABU was that period, you could never be too sure of the academic status of any ‘student’. “What do I mean? We had ‘students’ who were always around, attended lectures, participated in all student activities, were allocated hostel space, were always holding files and feigning academic seriousness, only for an issue to come up and you would find out that despite your having known them for years, they were never students but just lived pseudo student lives!” Mr. Salaam, who was a former Chairman of the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities at FUNAAB, said such attitudes of the fake students might make it difficult for any of their colleagues to believe that they were not authentic students. “If they were never discovered, 20 years time, if a controversy arose as to their status, one would swear confidently that the person graduated!” , he stated. “While this is not exactly the same with Dino, you cannot be too sure until facts are unearthed. “I know for a fact that we were admitted together. I am aware that he was very active in student political circles, though he has attempted to insinuate that he was SUG president to shore up his political profile. Unfortunately, during our time, under the reign of Uncle K, (General Kontagora as Sole Administrator) the student Union was proscribed, so that claim cannot stick! He lied on that! “As President of Geography students, I am aware that he was impeached. I also know that he had fraud related issues with the Kogi State Students Association and Segun Halilu personally had lamented to me about this, then. “I remember that he wanted to join the OAU students club then, and we blocked his membership, knowing his tendencies to cause confusion and take over the structure of the club for personal ends”. Mr. Salaam said it is only the records of ABU that can state whether Mr. Melaye graduated from the university. “On his status as a graduate, only the records can tell. For all you know, he may have had a few unresolved carry-overs. Knowing Dino, he may have bluffed, paid or manipulated the system to ensure those records are obliterated. “If not, recall that given the circumstances of our year set, many concessions/ waivers were given to ensure that we graduated, having spent almost double the statutory length of years we should spend. Dino may just have been such a beneficiary of waivers. It is however not our place to tell, but the truth will unfold itself”, Mr. Salaam stressed. “As a political scientist, what I see is a class fragmentation struggle. An in-house struggle within the elite class. Saraki and Dino are the subjects of attack today for takeover of the National Assembly. They may get over it or it may consume them. “However, I do not have my sympathy for him (Mr. Melaye) because he is also a master in the art of subterfuge, blackmail and crude propaganda. Today, he is a victim of the same method he has adopted over the years and I am happy to see the tables turn! “Unfortunately, issues like this have led to the results they were meant to produce – public hysteria! Everyone is now caught up in debates about the Dino certificate scandal, or is it Dinogate? “Everyone includes me! Last two weeks, it was Apostle Suleiman. This week, it is Dino. Who knows who next week will throw up? While we dwell on personalities, and are distracted by their shenanigans, we continue to remain victims of the plots and scheming. “At the end of the day, things like this die off, others take their place in an endless cycle of politics of personality. While the elite class continues to regale us with entertainment, the real problems of underdevelopment, poverty, poor infrastructure, bad governance, corruption, and other malaise remain! God help Nigeria!”, Mr. Salaam concluded. Efforts to reach Me. Melaye on Mr. Salaam’s new claims of the former’s roles while in school including his alleged impeachment as a president of geography students were unsuccessful. The senator did not pick or return calls to his phone on Sunday. The ABU has since refused to confirm or deny Mr. Melaye’s graduation status saying it would await the outcome of a Senate investigation into the matter.

This is the worst thread Iv ever created.

anotherydz:


Do you have to go through the rigor of quoting me?

Ok!!! lets stop the stress and rigor of quoting each other...

anotherydz:
A face off between IPod and Afonja
Eyii ni Idajo mi: Ki arakunrin Ipod lo lo odun merinla gbako pelu ise asekara. I rise courrrrrrrrt!!!! ?

So you have to go through the stress of checking names?

newyorks:
.

is it by force to b FTC?

Truly this type of jargon is usually seen in all social forums where relevant issues are being discussed.

A 32 year-old security guard, Kenechukwu Okonkwo was on Friday sentenced to 14 years imprisonment for raping a 29-year-old virgin. Justice Oluwatoyin Ipaye while passing the sentence at an Ikeja High Court, Lagos, described rape as an act of extreme violence’ against women. Ipaye said that there should be zero tolerance to any form of violence against women and vulnerable members of the society. “I hereby sentence you, Kenechukwu Okonkwo, to 14 years imprisonment to commence from today March 24, 2017,” she said. The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that Okonkwo was arraigned in court on July 14, 2015 on a charge of rape which is contrary to Section 258 (1) of the Criminal Law of Lagos State 2011. During the trial, the prosecution led by Adeniji said that Okonkwo committed the offence on Dec. 27, 2013 in his one-bedroomed apartment located in Ketu Lagos. Adeniji said: “The complainant was a 29-year-old saleswoman (name withheld) who was a virgin. “She became friends with Okonkwo who was a security guard working at a supermarket where she supplied goods. “She was experiencing accommodation problems and was about to be evicted from her home. “The complainant however, confided in Okonkwo about her problem and he offered to keep some of her property in his apartment. “She came to inspect his apartment which was a ‘face me I face you,’ doubting the suitability of his apartment and when she turned to leave, Okonkwo blocked her exit and forcefully dragged her from the corridor into his apartment. “She was screaming and begging him in Igbo language and he responded saying that ‘you have been suffering me for too long,” he said. The prosecutor said the convict however, gagged her with wrapper to stifle her scream and had forceful carnal knowledge of her in his bedroom. “The noise and commotion in the apartment attracted Okonkwo’s co-tenant who came to intervene to no avail. “It was when the landlord knocked on Okonkwo’s door to enquire about the noise that the complainant was able to escape,” Adeniji said. However Okonkwo, in his testimony during the trial, claimed that the sexual intercourse between him and the complainant was consensual. He said that he had a desire to marry her and she usually visited him at his apartment on Sundays with members of her church. “On that fateful day, I attended a naming ceremony and while I was leaving the ceremony, I received a phone call from the complainant saying that she was at my house. “I got home and she collected the bag of pure water I was carrying and asked me what I wanted to eat and I told her I wanted to eat Indomie. “She changed into a pair of tights from her jeans trousers to make the Indomie and I played an adult movie which we watched together while we had dinner. “She made me promise that I will marry her and thereafter, we made love,” he said. However, when he was being cross-examined by Adeniji, Okonkwo admitted, contrary to his testimony, that the complainant visited him for the first time on the day of the incident. Justice Ipaye, in convicting Okonkwo, noted inconsistencies in his testimony. She said: “The defendant is not only economical with the truth, he should not be believed. “There were inconsistencies in his testimonies and his longstanding friend who testified on his behalf as DW2, could not recall knowing her as his girlfriend. “She was at risk of having her belongings thrown out of where she was staying and he took advantage of her vulnerable state on the night of Dec. 27, 2013. “After hearing and observing the defendant and the complainant give their testimonies, her account is more in line with narration of her accommodation problem. “Her visit to the defendant was not a social visit but to establish the suitability of his home to keep some of her belongings at the time. “She is of a very slim build and could have been easily overpowered by the defendant and her account was more in line with the account of the medical doctors who testified on behalf of the prosecution,” Ipaye said. NAN reports that four witnesses testified on behalf of the prosecution — the complainant, the investigating police officer and two medical doctors. Noting the impact of the medical evidence on her conviction of Okonkwo for the crime, Ipaye said: “Penetration, however slight, constitutes the offence of rape. “I have no doubt about the penile penetration, as the testimony of the complainant was clear, concise and unequivocal. “PW3, Dr Oluwaseun Osungbusi, is a medical doctor with the Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH). He came to testify on behalf of his colleague, Dr Justina Oyemarin, who attended to the complainant on the night of the alleged rape. “He and Oyemarin both worked at the Ikosi Primary Health Centre where the complainant sought treatment after the alleged rape. “Oyemarin’s report noted that the complainant had a broken hymen, had bruises on her body and had heavy vaginal bleeding and discharge. “PW4 was Dr Joseph Onwoh, a medical doctor with over 30 years of experience in gynaecology. “In his testimony, he told the court that when the complainant was referred to him, she was bleeding and had a ragged, broken hymen. “He counselled her and advised her to keep her bloodstained underwear as evidence in case the matter goes to court. “He can be seen as a first responder who saw the complainant in her state of distress and his testimony was in line with the test results presented by Osungbusi,” she said. NAN reports that Mr Worer Obuagbaka, counsel to the convict, in his plea for mercy, told the court that Okonkwo was a first time offender and was repentant. “The convict is a first time offender and the only son of his family; he lost his mother last year to cervical cancer and has been in custody since December 2013. “During this period, he has learnt his lesson, I plead with the court to pass a light sentence on the convict and temper justice with mercy,” Obuagbaka said. However, the prosecutor, Mr Kazeem Adeniji, the Lagos State Attorney-General and Commissioner for Justice, commended the judgment.
dailypost.ng/2017/03/24/guard-jailed-14-years-raping-29-year-old-virgin/

They should please arrest Flavour too... Lock the both of them in the same cell... So dat Mr Flavour can give her the flavour she has being clamoring for... After their escapades, they should now transfer her to Yaba Left for proper check up.


But if Mr Flavour is not available, I think Cucumber will do....



Talkative irresponsible mad woman.

But sincerely, recession has reset so many people's brain to the normal mode.

What do you think about this?

jhydebaba:
Money miss road.

Wetin concern me sef


Ur money, ur body.

I wonder oooo.... prik and toto wey people dey pray for beta one na him u dey cut troway

jhydebaba:
Money miss road.

Wetin concern me sef


Ur money, ur body.

I wonder oooo.... prik and toto wey people dey pray for beta one na him u dey cut troway

“I don’t look real and people love it,” he declares.
“Some people have said they want their kids to be like
me and that I’m an inspiration for children who feel like
they don’t belong.”
Ohh is reportedly going to appear on The Plastics of
Hollywood – a reality show featuring plastic surgery
addicts and their attempts at fame.
Marcela Iglesias, the show’s producer, predicts, “Vinny
is an alien new generation of people who want to look
different. In 15 years, hundreds of people will want to
look like him.”
He has already been featured on E! Entertainment
www.gossipmill.com/2017/03/photos-trans-species-man-spends-50000-to-become-genderless-alien-must-see/

“I do kind of look like a martian, I have a really big head, no eyebrows and I’ve just been connecting with that,” he says. Ohh also says he labels himself as an “extra-terrestrial, hot mess, self-obsessed” creature. Oh, and he dresses like this.

A man by the name of Vinny Ohh from Los Angeles,
California has reportedly spent $50,000 on over 110
procedures intended to transform him into a genderless
alien.
He’s prepared to spend another $160,000 to further
fund his dream.
According to the Daily Mail, Ohh – a makeup artist –
believes he is neither male nor female and, as such, is
having his genitals removed.
He is also getting rid of his nipples and belly button
and wears black contact lenses.
“I want to be a sexless alien being,” he says. “I want
my outside to reflect how I feel.”
“I don’t want people to think I’m trying to change into
a woman. I could live without sexual organs so why
should I have a penis or a vagina.”
Ohh – now 22 – reportedly began getting facial fillers
at the age of 17 and went on to have two rhinoplasties
as well as several cheek and brow bone fillers.