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Jokes EtcRe: Fatal Accident Along Calaba To Benin Express Way. Graphic Photos by kingcypress(op): 12:54pm On Nov 13, 2015
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Jokes EtcRe: Fatal Accident Along Calaba To Benin Express Way. Graphic Photos by kingcypress(op): 12:11pm On Nov 13, 2015
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Jokes EtcFatal Accident Along Calaba To Benin Express Way. Graphic Photos by kingcypress(op):
RIP to them

RomanceRe: Help!!! Am I Normal? This Is What I Feel Every Morning. (pix 18+) by kingcypress(op): 10:20am On Nov 12, 2015
up it comes
RomanceRe: Help!!! Am I Normal? This Is What I Feel Every Morning. (pix 18+) by kingcypress(op): 3:11pm On Nov 11, 2015
thnx
RomanceRe: Help!!! Am I Normal? This Is What I Feel Every Morning. (pix 18+) by kingcypress(op): 8:19am On Nov 11, 2015
WARRIBLOOD:
[size=13pt]NOW PRICK OR DICKK USE TO FFUCK TOTO...

LIKE FOR EXAMPLE THAT THING IN BETWEEN YOUR LEG... CLOSE TO YOUR ASSX IS WHAH WE CALL TOTO...

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So we d guys shook it inside your toto.. to Make you cum.. pour
We can even shook it in ur assx self.. if you want..

pm me for some private lesson girl
This analysis is too much.... it may confuse some GIRLS pls bring the analysis down to our level
RomanceRe: Help!!! Am I Normal? This Is What I Feel Every Morning. (pix 18+) by kingcypress(op): 7:12am On Nov 11, 2015
Sommyangel:
Please What's that thing?
my instrument
RomanceHelp!!! Am I Normal? This Is What I Feel Every Morning. (pix 18+) by kingcypress(op): 11:36pm On Nov 10, 2015
All my pants and boxers are now spoilt

Jokes EtcRe: Help... Am I normal? every morning I must experience this. (pix18+) by kingcypress(op): 11:20pm On Nov 10, 2015
ibon
Jokes EtcHelp... Am I normal? every morning I must experience this. (pix18+) by kingcypress(op):
Does this happen to all guys?

RomanceRe: Describe Your Ex Using Movie Title (pix) by kingcypress(op): 12:20pm On Nov 08, 2015
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RomanceRe: Describe Your Ex Using Movie Title (pix) by kingcypress(op): 5:46am On Nov 06, 2015
Ife ojiji
RomanceRe: Describe Your Ex Using Movie Title (pix) by kingcypress(op): 9:12pm On Nov 05, 2015
Rattle Snake
RomanceRe: Describe Your Ex Using Movie Title (pix) by kingcypress(op): 8:40pm On Nov 05, 2015
Could this be LOVEhuh
RomanceDescribe Your Ex Using Movie Title (pix) by kingcypress(op): 8:02pm On Nov 05, 2015
mine is: Mission Impossible

RomanceRe: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress(op): 10:05am On Nov 03, 2015
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RomanceRe: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress(op): 6:32pm On Nov 01, 2015
HCpaul:
The truth of the matter is that for all who possess the mindset of an enterpreneur will do that without esitating.


But it's actually two people that can do dat, "Inventors and enterpreneur's."



I will even burn the certificate of the man that want to give me the money.
Who knows, his mind may be flexible and may later be demanding a certificate to give in the following year.


I may also burn the minister of education, minister of finance and all paper in the country just to show my sincerity.



SHEBI BILL GATE LATER WENT TO HARVARD AND COLLECTED HONOURNARY DEGREE.
Your head dey dia
RomanceRe: Could this be LOVE? (pics) by kingcypress(op): 6:28pm On Nov 01, 2015
rabbuy:
shocked my forebears use to tell me that when two elephants fight its the ground that's suffers it ..... But when a zebra fight with an elephant both the ground and the zebra suffers it.... undecided
Some people sometimes call us Elephant V. Ant
RomanceRe: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress(op): 6:24pm On Nov 01, 2015
sweetboiy:
I will burn everything including Nairaland along seun and lalasticlala certificate if at all they have any tongue
U harsh ooo
RomanceRe: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress(op): 12:36pm On Nov 01, 2015
HCpaul:
The truth of the matter is that for all who possess the mindset of an enterpreneur will do that without esitating.


But it's actually two people that can do dat, "Inventors and enterpreneur's."



I will even burn the certificate of the man that want to give me the money.
Who knows, his mind may be flexible and may later be demanding a certificate to give in the following year.


I may also burn the minister of education, minister of finance and all paper in the country just to show my sincerity.



SHEBI BILL GATE LATER WENT TO HARVARD AND COLLECTED HONOURNARY DEGREE.
lolz
RomanceRe: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress(op): 12:36pm On Nov 01, 2015
HCpaul:
The truth of the matter is that for all who possess the mindset of an enterpreneur will do that without esitating.


But it's actually two people that can do dat, "Inventors and enterpreneur's."



I will even burn the certificate of the man that want to give me the money.
Who knows, his mind may be flexible and may later be demanding a certificate to give in the following year.


I may also burn the minister of education, minister of finance and all paper in the country just to show my sincerity.



SHEBI BILL GATE LATER WENT TO HARVARD AND COLLECTED HONOURNARY DEGREE.
RomanceRe: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress(op): 10:35am On Nov 01, 2015
kingcypress:
I'll burn the ministry of education and kill all my teachers in order to erase all evidence.... My numerous classmates should also run for their lives or else....
I'll also employ anybody dat was offered the same 1billion and refused, as my driver. I'll offer him 80 thousand naira per month. The only condition of the driving job is dat he must be a degree holder.
RomanceRe: Pls I Need Clarifications Between JEALOUSY And LACK of TRUST. by kingcypress(op): 1:12pm On Oct 31, 2015
Oahray:
They are somewhat related, but not the same thing. That doesn't mean they are mutual exclusives. The fact that it is established that you are jealous (your confession) doesn't mean you aren't also showing a lack of trust.

If you are jealous, you feel bad that someone you like/love is showing attention to someone else; attention you feel should be yours.

If you trust someone, you believe he/she wouldn't try to trick you or do anything on purpose to hurt you. Now a lack of it means you'd always suspect the worst.

Now the relationship... Trust counters jealousy, gives you a reason to discard unfounded suspicions. Without trust, your insecurity would give way to jealousy and your jealousy untamed would blaze like a wildfire eating at your relationship till all you have left is ashes.

Persons who trust their partners also get jealous, but how they handle it is what sets them apart from others who lack trust in their partners.
Thanks
RomanceRe: Will You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress(op): 12:46pm On Oct 31, 2015
I'll burn the ministry of education and kill all my teachers in order to erase all evidence.... My numerous classmates should also run for their lives or else....
RomanceWill You Destroy All Your Certificates If Offered 1 Billion Naira in return? by kingcypress(op): 12:26pm On Oct 31, 2015
If you were offered 1billion naira for you to burn your educational certificates which include first leaving certificate, o level, A level, degree, post graduate. Will you willingly destroy them? will all these certificates ever bring 1 billion naira to you before you die? don't forget the saying that ' a bird at hand is better than 100 birds in the bush. What is your take?



NB: If you accept the money you shouldn't go back to school or use any form of certificate that is carrying your name.
EducationWill You Burn Your Certificates For 1billion Naira? by kingcypress(op): 12:19pm On Oct 31, 2015
If you were offered 1billion naira for you to burn your educational certificates which include first leaving certificate, o level, A level, degree, post graduate. Will you willingly destroy them? will all these certificates ever bring 1 billion naira to you before you die? don't forget the saying that ' a bird at hand is better than 100 birds in the bush. What is your take?
RomancePls I Need Clarifications Between JEALOUSY And LACK of TRUST. by kingcypress(op): 11:51am On Oct 31, 2015
These two concepts has caused serious problem between my girlfriend and I.
I'm a very jealous guy which my girlfriend is aware of. But of resent she has started translating my jealousy to lack of trust.
Pls help I need clarifications between LACK of TRUST and JEALOUSY...
RomanceRe: Could this be LOVE? (pics) by kingcypress(op): 9:15am On Oct 29, 2015
jonaifame22:
U've just found urself a mobile bed
As in like I don't understand what you meant by "mobile bed".
RomanceCould this be LOVE? (pics) by kingcypress(op):
NYSC has blessed me with love.... Pls support us with your comments... The problem is how will I satisfy her in bed without affecting my health....

Jokes EtcWhat's going to be your next reply to this type of friend? by kingcypress(op): 11:55pm On Oct 28, 2015
Please what will be your next reply or comment to this your friend? huh

EducationRe: Beautiful Pictures Of Covenant University Campus by kingcypress: 9:07am On Oct 24, 2015
Maybe a thread should be created where we can showcase (through pictures) the architectural master piece of some first generation universities in Nigeria. You'll be overwhelmed with what you'll see from universities like ABU, OAU, UI, etc. We'll give you the pictures taken during the day and the night scenes, then you'll know the definition of Artwork and meaning of beautiful environment conducive for learning. Also if you want to make the thread more encompassing then you should allow us to list the number of Professionals, Engineers, Researchers, etc that the GLORIFIED SECONDARY SCHOOLS and THE GOVERNMENT and STATE OWNED universities have produced between now and last five years. Maybe you can help me ask those students from private universities about where most of their lecturers graduated from. their answers will go a long way in changing my perception about them.








Hope such thread will be created....
PoliticsRe: Abuja Natives Protest Non-inclusion In Ministerial List (Photos) by kingcypress: 12:36pm On Oct 21, 2015
since they have decided to dress like homo sapient, the should wait for the man that collected their land from them... better still they can direct their protest towards Sambisa cos the Fulani man will not answer them.

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