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Jokes EtcRe: My Name Is Vivian Okeke, I Falsely Accuse Men Of RAPE by KingDashx(m): 9:56am On Oct 10, 2025
And she get Jesus portrait for her room oh
MEN be careful oh, women need us much more than we need them..
TV/MoviesRe: “I Wasn’t Expecting To Win Bbnaija” — Imisi Opens Up On Shock Victory And Battli by KingDashx(m): 9:37am On Oct 10, 2025
Goodlady:
Not all girls open leg anyhow.
I v won beauty contest before without connection.
in school probably.. my ex girlfriend won 3 beauty pageant, here's the punchline, she was light skinned as hell..
SportsRe: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: 2026 World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 2) On 10th Oct 2025 by KingDashx(m): 9:33am On Oct 10, 2025
judewrites:
Don't be unpatriotic....

Wish them well. If the super eagles qualify it will boost theirs and the country's image. (Even if they exit 1st round)
oga which country image.. abi na their pocket image
CelebritiesRe: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by KingDashx(m): 9:31am On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
Lol, boss. It's all about understanding women psychology! One has to be miles ahead to beat them at their own games
I dey tell you.. you be correct guy.
CelebritiesRe: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by KingDashx(m): 9:28am On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (march energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need anyone's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
baba you still dey so.. na die hard redpiller you be baba🙂💪
RomanceRe: A Lady Told Her She Likes Me by KingDashx(m): 9:26am On Oct 10, 2025
goodman41:
this is exactly what happened to me when I was teacher in secondary school teaching maths, a group of ss2 girls came to me and started saying sir you are very handsome, sir you have pointed nose, pointed mouth and pink lips that every thing about me is pointed, one of them ask me if I married, I said no, they now told me to come marry one of them I ask them what did you that I will come and Mary you they started saying sir you have insulted us that they have gone far not because am seeing them with school uniform lo I ran.
better like that oh.. if I tell you the things I'm seeing from my mates because of women eh
RomanceRe: A Lady Told Her She Likes Me by KingDashx(m): 4:22pm On Oct 08, 2025
Any woman that's likes a man nowadays has as strong motive
Yall men be careful so you dont end up like burnt army boy.
CrimeRe: The Tragic Story Of Lt. Samson Haruna Whose Wife Burnt Alive by KingDashx(m): 2:13pm On Oct 08, 2025
LoneSoldier:
I don't think he is a gallant man, he is a weak man.
I swear.. him eff up big time.. as a military man wey suppose sharp like knife, a true tragedy
CrimeRe: The Tragic Story Of Lt. Samson Haruna Whose Wife Burnt Alive by KingDashx(m): 2:09pm On Oct 08, 2025
You no lose guard for enemy side but you lose guard for woman side
Rip gallant man
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija’s Imisi Takes Home ₦80m Cash Prize And Brand-new SUV In Grand Win by KingDashx(m): 11:11am On Oct 08, 2025
airsaylongcome:
Lol! GUS was an "adventure" show? Your kind cannot tell an adventure from a script.
that one better pass this trash of a show
Jokes EtcRe: 4 Cartoons About Nigeria That Will Make You Laugh. by KingDashx(m): 11:02am On Oct 08, 2025
bewla:
Not funny you choose to see what you believe


Good side of Nigeria is happening to me
hypocrite
All of us dey inside this suffer ness together
FamilyRe: Found Diamond In My Late Grandfather's Leather Bag by KingDashx(m): 10:51am On Oct 08, 2025
No be ore be this
My father dey trade and and mine am Wella
Christianity EtcRe: I Was Once A Member Of A Confraternity - Tobi Adegboyega To Peller by KingDashx(m): 3:24pm On Oct 07, 2025
TechBaron:
Story!

You can always walk away and nothing will happen.

When I say walk away... I mean Majestically.
baba na lie.. you sef na member, say no to cultism.
RomanceRe: You must Choose One (for the ladies) by KingDashx(m): 1:53pm On Oct 07, 2025
PatientofYabale:
90% percent of girls will go for toxic dude in your dm.. that guy is too sexy.. you cant just look away grin grin
guy you be gay
RomanceRe: This Picture Clearly Define Brotherhood by KingDashx(m): 1:24pm On Oct 07, 2025
These are real men
Gender equality
Foreign AffairsRe: President Putin Is 73 Years Old Today (Photos) by KingDashx(m): 12:57pm On Oct 07, 2025
See president abeg
No be like that baba wey get brown teeth..
Christianity EtcRe: I Was Once A Member Of A Confraternity - Tobi Adegboyega To Peller by KingDashx(m): 12:53pm On Oct 07, 2025
Once a member always a member
Forget the pastor wey him dey do .
PoliticsRe: Coastal Highway: Again, Umahi, Rufai Oseni Engage In Heated Argument (Video) by KingDashx(m): 12:52pm On Oct 07, 2025
Old men just dey cause problems
Wetin we the young men won do now??!
CrimeRe: 16-Year Old American Commits Suicide After Sextortion Message Traced To Lagos by KingDashx(m): 12:49pm On Oct 07, 2025
Th3m full Benin
Benin parents wey dey encourage their children to do fraud...
CareerRe: New Lawyer Reveals She Spent Nearly ₦2M On Call-to-bar Ceremony by KingDashx(m): 11:06am On Oct 07, 2025
Wow..
Wow
Wow
Wow

This news has stopped world hunger.
CelebritiesRe: "I Was Attacked”: Portable Speaks About Port Harcourt Airport Incident by KingDashx(m): 10:48am On Oct 07, 2025
How is the guy a celebrity again
Seems you don't need to be normal to be a celebrity these days..
HealthRe: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by KingDashx(m): 9:03am On Oct 07, 2025
Omo men dey die pass women
That's why I no fit kill myself for anybody
SportsRe: You’re My Biggest Blessing — Victor Osimhen Daughter's Third Birthday by KingDashx(m): 8:57am On Oct 07, 2025
Guyman02:
Girl children are special, don't joke with your daughters welfare
guy know as you dey talk make men no comot your teeth.. no be only special.
RomanceRe: The Pattern Of Ladies Of Marriageble Age Trying To Friendzone Guys... by KingDashx(m): 8:14pm On Oct 05, 2025
Natbrowny:
As for me. I do 2 things with ladies. And been friends or friendzoned aint one of them

▶️ Either we are doing business (money related)
▶️ Or we are f*cking

STRAIGHT UP
someone get this man a shield and a bottle of whiskey
CrimeRe: Bandits Overrun, Seize Six Machine Guns, 30,000 Rounds Of Ammo From Army. by KingDashx(m): 5:52pm On Oct 05, 2025
Be like say bandits better pass Nigerian military this days..
RomanceRe: Why Does Society Picture Single Men Who Clock 30 As Irresponsible Men? by KingDashx(m): 6:52pm On Oct 01, 2025
TotoSuckker:
Being single gives you freedom to enjoy your life.

For instance today is a public holiday and since morning I have been indoors eating the to/ tow of two girls who came to visit me grin
you just dey use lexx your life ni oh..
SportsRe: Osimhen Breaks Record, Becomes Nigeria’s Top Champions League Goal Scorer by KingDashx(m): 6:47pm On Oct 01, 2025
Because homeboy beat Liverpool Dem don dey hype am..
Why him no go premier league
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Suspect Over Killing Of Repentant Bandit In Benue by KingDashx(m): 6:34pm On Oct 01, 2025
Bandits do not repent.. that's why white man say old habits die hard.

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