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Montez90:
i get friends there

over 180million people they this country, and you have about 1-5 friends working in high court and you think that's a good number?

Montez90:
how about the ones in high court?

how many people they high Court?

Coming from twitter?, it's fake!!!!

Kingjags:
My predictions
Chelsea vs PSG
Real Madrid vs Man united
Shaktar donetks vs Barcelona
Porto vs Man city
Sevilla vs As Roma
Bayern munich vs Besiktas
Juventus vs Tottenham
Basel vs Liverpool

got two of my predictions right though. As a Barca fan, I actually wanted to avoid Chelsea

Chukazu:
Can bet you are Liverpool fan ni... But you are walking alone Sha..

actually, I'm a Barcelona fan

My predictions
Chelsea vs PSG
Real Madrid vs Man united
Shaktar donetks vs Barcelona
Porto vs Man city
Sevilla vs As Roma
Bayern munich vs Besiktas
Juventus vs Tottenham
Basel vs Liverpool

If she's worth it, give her... And if u feel she's not but you wanna do it as a result of pressure, please no try give her kobo. Too late to fail

Ball on them, cos if nah them they go ball on you

The fact that you invited a girl over to your crib and she obliged is enough for you to bang her. Have never invited a girl over without banging her if she eventually shows up. My trick is before i invite a girl over to my crib, I make sure we're on good terms and from our conversation, I always chip it in and ask her what would she be bringing for me..... Most of them would say 'nothing', I'd b like 'seeing that beautiful face and that gorgeous body in my crib is enough'.... And trust me, girls fancy some romantic/naughty word play. So just make sure you on good terms with any girl u wanna invite and always make move. Don't ever tell them u want to bang, they'd be irritated by that word, just use some funny/witty lines on her. You welcome.

Simulator:
Na lie...the guy don see future. He no wan follow share for the disgrace...what an elder sees while sitting...lool

I hope u guys are only being sarcastic?, nna they talk say nah lie like say nna they there.

And I still they use the s6 edge

seguntijan:
Well said jare and some fools will be coming here to condemn UNILAG for its social vibes also, not knowing that a university environment should be a subset of a country where you have the political activist( SOWORE, O'LAW, FEMI), social activist(Denrele,BobRisky,Funke Akindele etc), bloggers(linda Ikeji), public speakers(Gurero,Camara), scholars(Ayodele), politicians(Ambode,Osinbajo), writers(Dele Momodu) amongst others, Though I respect University of Ibadan but at that No university in the country can be match with the school of first choice and the Nation's pride because we're on different track.

remove Bob from the list, he was never an Akokite

We are waiting for you in Russia. Congrats champs, I was particular one of those that wrote you guys off in that group of death. You guys proved me wrong. Thanks

Jabulani horror

It's 16:34

Codedrock:
SOURCE: https://www.takemetonaija.com/2017/08/15-cheapest-universities-in-nigeria.html

lasu #25,000

I sabi her die. Olosho marble for Ikotun.... Those girls ain't shit nah Attaché them they always do for Marble lounge

Life of a salary earner. Rent-a-homie nigga

78k and your location

Kimzylove:
No update about anything NAWA 4 lasu. oh i guess LASU is conducting their semester exam dis month

yeah, we've started our exams on 30th of this October (Ikeja students) and all campus November 6th. Make them finish with ours first

LASUnarian:
Please, does anyone know the exact date when freshers began receiving lectures last year (2016/2017 academic session)?

science had their first Class December last year

karlboss:
Me don't think is voodoo oh if u download ICQ app you would see the kind of tools and format boys dey sell. Gee don go a whole new level that to be a gee boy you must go the school. Nobody go wan show you the way

you're right bro, Gee dn cast, so guys they buy tools gan just for new format. Niggas still getting paid though.

nairavsdollars:
Once you are rich, Police go come guard you whether na clean money or not

you might be right, cause I know a friend who uses 2 police escort twice a week and he pays each of them 20k per outing. So a month each of them earns around 80k on top his head, and am positive they've got other client too.

nextstep:
I don't even understand again... I thought Yahoo was like small change, like $10k or even $50k. But which kind yahoo are people doing in order to afford $1M?

most of these guys nah CC top up or Account Loading them they do. Before you see ordinary 200$ collect for dating ehn..... Except you voodoo it.

Just the way we have fake Pastors/Alfas on the loose, majority of the so called Babalawos out here are fiasco. So I actually don't blame those that don't take black magic serious (They probably met with the wrong Babalawo or they don't just wanna believe in it). Voodoo they where e they.

The Yorubas use to say 'Omode O Da ogun Mo, O pe L'efo'. There's black magic and is damn real. May we not be unfortunate to be a victim.

I remembered 2014 when I misplaced my a week brand new BlackBerry Q10, (actually I was picked in the bus), I got so devastated considering how much I saved just to get the phone then. I was working at Badagry then (Staying with my Uncle) so when I got home, I told my Cousin(My Uncle's son) what happened to me, he got pissed too and assured me I was gonna get the phone back, I asked how, he then took me to a friend of his and whose Father happens to be a Babalawo. I was a bit reluctant about the whole idea but damn!!, I want my phone back. On getting there, after explaining myself to him, the guy then brought out a bottle of dry gin inside it was an Egg(Local fowl egg)*don't know how the egg got inside* with cowries and red cloth tied around the bottle. He told me to say whatever I want to happen to the person that pick the phone and I will still have my phone back (that he will be restless till he returned it). He gave me some incantation, and that when I get home, I should dig deep, recite the incantation and bury the bottle. I did as he instructed, and lo and behold after two days he kept calling my Mums number, my dads number, my gf number, my sisters number that they should tell him where I am that he wants to return my phone. Juju they ooh, but fake people dn full everywhere

Hadeehart101:
Eeya, Sorry for your pain bro. But, we should not shy away from the fact that not all that applied will be admitted na. It's just that simple. Because you weren't admitted didn't mean LASU is not transparent sha. Good luck with your next jamb and your next choice of school.

be nice..... U dn enter school now you're feeling like King. And u never even commot for 100l ooh. Smh

Eleniyan15:
What course were you admitted for?

You can get accommodation around but that shouldn't be problem but the person you going to partner with (roommate) so both of you can share the rent 50/50

First gate, p.s,agboroko,ojo, ppl (close to school)

no encourage ppl for these newbies boss

Jacktheripper:
Why was she not given matric number

she probably wasn't cleared during IIVC. Ask her to tell u the truth, though there was delayed in Matric no last semester but almost everyone got theirs