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This guy no just get sense.
See the horseshit you concocted.
In your minute brain, you believed you made sense.
Chaii

Even from the name, you know it's a scam.
Happy investing.

Chaii

Received and matched like no ones business
Happy sales oo

It's surprising that you have been a member since 2014 but you couldn't spare us some trivial details in your story. Instead of hitting the nail on the head you were busy telling us your gains and expenses, what and what not.

Now, logical people here would conclude that this must be a format but what do I know? Goodluck

So if I give you 370k now you'll collect?
Chaii

Good ol days

FreeStuffsNG:
In case you do not know what Monkey Business is all about; Now read this:
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A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.

He announced that he would buy the monkeys for £100 each.

The villagers thought he was mad.

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys for £100 each?

Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them £100 for each monkey.

This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for £200 each.

Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for £200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for £500 each.

The villagers started to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left, and got £500 for each one.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant said he was going home for a week and when he returned he would buy monkeys for £1,000 each.

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.

The merchant went home and the villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at £1,000 each.

Then the employee told them he will secretly sell them monkeys for £700 each.

This news spread like wildfire. Since the merchant will buy monkeys for £1,000 each, there is a £300 profit for each monkey.

The next day the villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys for £700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys.

The villagers took care of the monkeys and waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came.
They ran to the employee, but he had already left too.

The villagers then realised that they had bought the valueless stray monkeys for £700 each and were unable to sell them.

Beware of Monkey Businesses

Real Businesses are always based on Real Products and Services; any profit that comes cheap has a question mark. For instance, invest #2m today and get #4m in 30days. You will get the first month, second month, with the urge to make more money, you invest both the interest and principal into the 3rd month. That's when they vacate.

No more monkeys business this year....

Nice and sweet promises are calculated for u which look wonderful on paper but a mirage in reality.

invest wisely

Again never engage in any form of Monkey Business like Crypto in "2022".

Remain blessed and shine your eyes!!!

#copied.

They are the Dons of the monkey business. Believe they lost money at your own peril.
They have just 2 rules:
1. Don't lose money.
2. Don't ever forget rule 1

Eye opening

Sherynna:
LG MICROWAVE

Condition: Perfect

Price: N20,000

Reason for sale: Relocation

Location: Gwarimpa dawaki; Abuja

Contact: 08068649381


Pick up from 8th February 2022

10k?

FutureFocus:
Only one 1 ipad mini 1 left for now, but I have other tabs, contact details on signature
Thanks Sir.

Specification, Pictures and price please

FutureFocus:
Only one 1 ipad mini 1 left for now, but I have other tabs, contact details on signature
Thanks Sir.

Pictures and price please

FutureFocus:
Carefully selected items.

What types of ipad do you have for sale?
I am looking for atleast ipad4 but tell me what you have even mini included

MaverickA3:
Na them.

I can now see your better ways.
Mtcheew

MaverickA3:
I am 155% sure it is from LCredit.
I still can't forget how that idiot was threatening my father when we had a phone conversation.
These people that are shouting pay your debt on Nairaland are just unreasonable. There is a better way to recover loan other than sending useless message to people who aren aware of the loan

Mention the better ways

olukaygold:
Neatly used Iphone X 64gb
Face id
Everything working
145k firm...escrow is allow
08162907678
Selling cos I got New Iphone

120k fit run am?

You no talk how much you need and some other convincing details by the way, sorry for your health. Get well

InternetAgbero:
Thanks. I already set the balls rolling; I informed my case worker and I intend going to the police and FBI office in town.

I have to admit that the response to views ratio is very disappointing and tells a lot about the Nigerian psyche in this point in time.

However, your comment is a ray of sunshine and it helps affirm my sanity.

Efcc, fbi, swat.

Any faults?
What the BH

Stupid network

This thread is meant for selling off used items mostly or items you are ready to let go of. That's why it's a CLEARANCES sales, you can't come here and be dropping ridiculous prices for your items. Every item here according to the thread title is less needed by the seller, to the extent that if there is no buyer, could be disposed or dashed out. Go to Jumia, jiji, amazon or create another thread if you're not for clearance. Nobody forced you here!

KingZaddy:
Dollars

While still thinking, you can invest it in branch
My ref link below

https://branch.co/download/abugu834b5.

SpicyMimi:
LG Fridge : in a very good condition : 40k

Stabilizer : 5k

I want to see this fridge well

dearygally:
LG double door refrigerator, working perfectly well it has never been worked on, no rusts.

The freezer blocks..

Location: banana island
Price..45k (Delivery not included)

Delivery available
Payment on Delivery

Hope e no dey shock

SocialJustice:
Sign a contract that can be presented in court with her, also seek guarantee with a post dated cheque for the sum you're expecting at the end of your investment.

Thanks boss