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Jacksparrow0712:
Shey oti gbose ni?

Package e ni mo ti ri ooo. O set baje.

Sassybae:
You don eat well Na nonstop oo

Buhahahahahaha @ Nonstop
U wan kill person ni. Jacksparrow0172 baby yi ma pa mi ooooo

Sassybae:
Raise am well

Wetin u wan do with ggrin?

Sassybae:
Lol he's still a kid En dey learn work Am strong enough

If e sure for u enta ring naa. Oya jacki con do our ref.

Jacksparrow0712:
Lips sealed ofe tesojue

Omo yen dun naaa.

Jacksparrow0712:
Is he on you?

I really wish.

Sassybae:
Kinglekan e don do standup oo

E neva do me ooooo

ggrin:
resend am jere

Osinwin how far?

Sassybae:
Heard there's this thing that takes away cold so fast buh it requires like 10mins exercise

ronald4lif:
Wetin kabiyesi dey yarn. I was never her victim.

I meant victim in the positive.

francizy:
Wrappering legend!!!
Or
The Legendary Wrapprist!!!
Which do you prefer?

Why Evilssss??

ronald4lif:
Time to spread your tentacles? Slow and steady prof. Kabiyesi himself.

Buhahahahahaha

I am on sabbatical.

SUGARBEE:
I feel flattered

Oh you shouldn't be dear.

ronald4lif:
Kinglekan don come again o. She never maga-ed me or attempted to. Mzztega is a bestie.

See yourself, who mentioned anything about maga or magarin.

You said you haven't been a victim of online romance and that's a faboo.

francizy:
What qualifies me as a prof?

Sneeze some more ist.

Sassybae:
Share your experience

Ladies first.

SUGARBEE:
Lol you very funny...

Nah! Actually u were spot on and very realistic with that post.

francizy:
***sneezes***

Wetin dey work dis professor?

TheSonOfMark:
♦
Cyber-dating works.
Of course you don't declare your intentions until you both meet up.

I'd call it cyber-friendship. Think of it as browsing through a catalogue and not having to pay until you see your item of interest and confirm its authenticity.

Never declare your intentions or define what you have going for you two until you meet her IN PERSON.

ronald4lif:
Senior man, I just dey read una experience na. Never been a victim of online romance before. My mumuness never reach that level.

Cc: Mztega

TheSonOfMark:
[b] Scammed? I'd rather use the word "disappointed".

It's of course disappointing when a supposedly beautiful female turns out to be a 'Plain Jane' when you both eventually meet. You'd have to try to mask your disappointment by beaming forced smiles. At that point you know whatever you though you had going between isn't going to last 'cause you can't get your head around the fact that the beautiful pictures of her you saw are nothing more than an artist's utopian impression - a con artist.

The C-cups boobs turn out to be A-cups, her rear is actually as flat as a table top, she has a bad accent. The list of disappointing observations is endless - alright, not endless but lengthy.

Scammed financially? Never. I know a female. Chioma. We've been e-friends for five years (she visited my city once though). Chioma would rather die than demand financial gifts from me.

That opined, cyber-dating is awesome. Most times you attract females you'd cherish for a long time.♦
[/b]

Buhahahahahaha

Kingslay you cracked me up with this. For real you are so on point when you use the word "disappointed"

Luckygurl:
Lol!! This should be a two way thing, ladies come share yours too

Sassybae:

Why u dey shine teeth?
R u scamming anyone atm?

Mhizkel:
The lady was never Inlove with your friend. She fell Inlove with his online personality. Awww..That hurts.
I don't see her case as an online scam. She rather misunderstood her feelings. She thought it was love, not knowing it was just an infatuation.

Shamtiel, come see this..
You should be grateful to the lady for letting you know her true feelings. Instead of saying YES and calling it quit when you've given her all your love.

adonbilivit:
they have always tried to scam me but I "dupe" them in the end. they all have one format but present the lies in different ways... do they think fish brain is superior to the real human brain?

Buhahahahahaha

SUGARBEE:


Lol.. I detest online dating too but sometimes it really does help..

The main problem why you guys get disappointed is cuz you don't want to really know the person you're chatting with very well, all you guys have in mind is _sex and nothing but _sex...

You picture the person on the other end as perfect not vividly painting how he/she would look like without editing or makeup...

I once told an online admirer of mine that if we were gonna date online, he should upload a pic of him holding a current dated newspaper...

Lol... He couldn't for reasons best known to him and that was when I knew he was a scam. .

I'll therefore advice everyone entering an online relationship to obtain reasonable evidence from the person on the other end that he/she is real, before you put your self in something bigger than you can handle

Jacksparrow0712:
Never left. I've just had so many newbies to show around. The job is getting me all worked out. I'm thinking we need more ushers to help. I might tell oga about recruiting KingLekan as well

I am now tending to sassybae. She needs extra time. So I am pretty preoccupied.

Sassybae:
Just hug Just wait nd see

Jacksparrow0712:
legal ole

Buhahahahahaha

Jacksparrow0712:
She didn't give me hug tho

Ole ni yin Sir!!

Sassybae:
And wah did I do?

Givin evrybody full hug.

QueenEdna:
Huh

Yes or No.