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MrCork:
...Bro....Halfrica is feeln very depressed...I rejected her twice last week!!!

Not fair she is taking it out on me.

redgem:
Happy Birthday Day.. Where's the party at?

Gracias dear.
My houz.

Nneka123:
Happy birthday kinglekan.

Thanks dearie.
#Body on fleek.

prettythicksme:
Happy birthday king,wullnp!***come suck boobi,dat is d gift i am giving u today cc:kinglekan

Did I hear suck boobi? At this rate I just might be celebrating my buffdai every month.

Thanks Pretty.

adeh39:
Hope you can strip and lap dance?

Dressing code is Red or pink bra nd pants, red 6inches heels....red bag *optional*

*jaw drops*

Dayuuuuuuuuuummmmmm!!!!

LadyBoss1:
_Kinglekan heres ur cake Ur gift is loading ....
Pls only vip guest should touch dat drink ..

That's why you are a darling.
Yes oooo!! Its part timeee
*shakiti bobo*

MhizDeedy:
Lekan's party ke? Biko Adeh borrow me fine pant to wear
_Ladyboss1 I wil be needing ur heels nd bag

You won't be needing it.

adeh39:
HBD Oba Lekan......wa se opo odun laye ooo.......ninu Ola, alaafia, ati awon obinrin toh sexy

Coming to your house to giv u ur gift

Wa gbayi omotodun to frosh.
Oshey pupo dear.


@bold

*checks his CD reserve jumbo pack*

sylvalord:
[color=grey]Happy birthday homie.. I wish you LLNP[/color]

Thanks bawss

One love!!!

2dice:
Wasere... Sheraton Hotel
Room 42B
Adeh39
Mhizdeedy
Prettythicksme
Ladyboss1
Gurgle
Snowdiva
Redgem
I don arrange 7 for you...
Make Jacksparrow1702 find the remaining Two

2dice is this supposed to be an assassination attempt?

I nor follow dey ooo. I say oloshooooo

E.G: GGRIN

wristbangle:
Happy bday to the wahala of nairaland, kinglekan. See ur head

Mogbe!! Modaran!! *hands on head*

Wahala biti bawo ?

God punish autocorrect.

Thanks bro.

Gurgle:
Happy birthday

May the Lord shower blessings down onto your life, may your life be long and prosperous, may you never lack, and even if you do lack, may it only be a sign of greater things to come

Amennnnn!!!!!!

Thank you so much.

halfrica:
No way av defrended u
No turnin bck no o
i turn bck o so u wont see my well shaped designers ass if u doubt me check out africas map dats my ass outt dere on d border of d gulf of guniea
Shoutout to sira be reppin guniea well reppin my ass tho

You mean this?

mizkeleke:
Happy Birthday my birthday-mate.......
Wishing you a blast

Thanks dear. Its our day ooooo

Make sure you have all the fun you can lay your hands on.

halfrica:
i gat u covered bro truss me am a continent

Epic Comment!!!

peeparty:
happy birthday big lekan.kontinue to grow in wisdom.

Thanks bruv!!

Amen ooooooo!!!!

ronald4lif:
Happy birthday Kabiyesi Kinglekan of ww affairs. May this new year brings you more happiness, success and more women...

Have fun bro.

Thanks bruv!!

All these titles shaa, mk una fear God ooo.

Diariz God ooooo.

shiizzy:
Don't let me act like i didn't see this. King lekan ... Happy birthday 🎊
Thanks bro.

Ehen!! I don approve u to dey follow halfrica now like EmptyHEN.

Handle with care, cos the booty can light up ur world.

Truckpusher:
Happy birthday bro , have a blast .
You deserve it and as for the title I already relinquished it to you.

Tuale!!! Where is the ahoho?

Thanks Oga mi Sir!! Salute!!

Relin kini? Oga nor try am ooo. U wan sign my death cert. I wouldn't even last a day b4 the likes of sinnzu, agape send me 6feets under.

halfrica:
Wake up dude u can never ever really ever get to my ass

Truckpusher:
Give it to him already.

Behold it was given to you freely and freely shall ye give unto men. The book of ikworkrikwor chapter 2 verse 7 .

Oga has spoken.

#CaseClosed

lagmostkuit:
How d hell did I miss dis!

Happy birthday _Kinglekan!
Coming to ya house to celebrate it

Thanks cutie

Oya nah leggoo!! Mk we pop sumtn.

francizy:
Happy birthday to you KingWoo. May your wooing skills multiply exponentially!!!

Kingwoo!

So I don turn chinese?

Thanks bruv!!!

LadyBoss1:
King lekan happy bday hun
Sorry just logged in , hope nt too late

Too late? Nahh u were ryt on tym dear

Thanks a bunch lalacious darling.

Really appreciate.

halfrica:
Happy birthday kinglekan
I love you so mch
Let me talk bou dis fine oldpapa youngie nigga for a aec

here it goes

It started here on nl few months ago i got a pm from dis fine youngold man askin to be a frnd
Fastword to now here we are stronger dan ever as frnds
Even tho he didnt telme today was his birthday
Little did he kno data why i blasted him on celeb section
he cudnt even telme his birthday is today
my birthday gift to u is i pray God gives u long life any good thing u desire let him bless ur handwork multiply it

Bt most importantly u aint my frnd again
U didnt consider me frnd enof to kno ur birthday


Straight outta here bro

Shiizy stop followin me like house fly

Awww!! Halfrica my beloved COUNTRY.

Sowiii naaa!! You know u are my padi padi. Don't defriend me nau!!

Thanks for your buffdai wish, I really do appreciate it.

And shiizy stop following her like HOUSEFLY.

Dapsynzeal:
Happy Birthday brotherly

Thanks Man!!

Sinnzu:
Happy Birthday to Nairalands Zonal Vice Chairman of the Womanization Group of Industries . May your manhood live on!!. Have a blast bro. 1luv


cc: _Kinglekan

Buhahaahahahaha!!

ROTFL!

Why evils naaaa! Choiii see titles oo
Nor let Oga Truckpusher catch u ooo. U wan dey plan coup? Me nor follow dey oooo.

Thanks a lot boss!

MhizDeedy:
Happy Birthday To You _Kinglekan!!! Long life and prosperity, Success nd good health. Hip Hip Hip Hurray!!! We love uuuuuuuuuuuu




We will get u a cake with ass on it

Thanks a lot dear!

As for the cake you can put urs or halfrica's own.

2dice:
Happi Buyday to My Goon
Wa last Bi olumo-Rock
Oya Bajinatu meje ++ Olosho Pupa Meje
For the LEKAN-KinG
More Ororo to your System
More Money to your Pocket/Wallet/ATM
More Alafia to your HEALTH
Lastly....Doss WEy wan Put sand-sand for your NKWOBI
Thunder go Fire their PAPA disssss YEAR
Cc kinglekan

Kaiii!!! 2dice Chop Knuckle!!!

You too much jooor!!

Awaiting the olosho pupa meje.

halfrica:
nigga u hittin d wrong door D right door is on ur left straight doen to hell

halfrica:
i just came from nl prison nd yo wana puh me bck
Am not a trigger u cant puh me bck
Geh ya mamafuckin licensed dumb brain go empty ur urge of stupidity in yo fuckin retardeddd biatch hoes
Sicklin winklin man

Na me be dis? Choiiiii

I yaaf left.

halfrica:
Humans are talkin a science fiction invention carry mouth put incase yo dont kno av no brain a liquid of silicon is wat u reason wiv ow dare u call me wiv dat lunatic son of a cork called mr cork
I ws on my own and u talk to me in dat manners

uanindustrialwasteofgoodresourcesinventing
youisawaateofhumanintellectuals
agreasedmemorysoaking
inpreservedchlorinereagent

after reading dat lets see who is bitter now?
Avin kolanut for a heart
Brain drain

oh lawwwdd why me?

*walks out in shame*

halfrica:
wen conji catch u ehn u can fuccckkk ur enemy If u open d linnnxx ehn d man eyaf use gun powder joor In d linnxx it says d man use mask to snap dem why d snapees no use mask

He use gun powder dats all do u av any relations on nl sumone is claimin u like property

Oh lawwwdd how did you put her together.
Her craze nor be here at all.

halfrica:
Yup yup bt i broke d jinx any one wey ban me again
Their fada in advance

MrCork why is yo wife so bitter these days. Is ban the only thing she feeds on now?

barcaboi:
sorry about that bro....it hurts as hell loosing a pet

Jacksparrow0712:
Sandranaub is this your final pic?

Jarizod:
kinglekan ov life.. hbd bruva

Mhizkel:
Happy birthday boi Lekan.
God bless your new age. LLNP...

Emi boi lekan?

Thanks dearie.

KingTom:
Eku ise oooo! Baale mi. I am flying in some luscious beauties from Saudi Arabia for you.

Jacksparrow0712:
One of the few good people I've met on NL; KingLekan, I'm glad we met. And I'm celebrating you on your day. Happy birthday to my boss!!! Many more years ahead bruv. Igba odun bi ojo kan ni o

Le kon si, eku ojo ibi sir. Aseyi s'amodun ooooo
Have fun baws

Thanks Boss!! Am humbled.

I really appreciate.

Deejavuu:
Happy birthday.. wishing you all round success, live long and prosper. Amin.. Have fun

Amen!!!!!

Thanks a bunch.

Oyind17:
Happy birthday king!

Gracias Oyin.

KingTom:
Oba Lekan! Oba nla!! He who commands respect wherever he goes! Oba nla the man with the largest harem of wives! Oba toh badt! A man who can penetrate anywhere! None can resist this gentleman. Oba Awon Werey! I salute you sir. Happy birthday

Buhahahahahahaaha!!!

Oba to ju Oba lo. Kabiyesi Tom!!! Mo ju ba ooo!!

Thank you so so much Sir

alexx187:
hbd dude all the best. ....

Thanks a lot bruv.

Sassybae:
Its your birthday today wishing you all round Happiness hun, may you excell in every aspect of your life

Awwww!! *blushing*

Thanks a million dearie.

Amen!!!