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Jacksparrow0712:
Boss, I'm a bit confused here.

Nor mind them jare! How dem go dey gv person award for idolatry

lanicky:
Hian! I didn't ask you to I anoint boobs

What kinda paitor are you?

Why u dey like spoil my show na!

Free _booby wey I for enjoy, yet if I talk say I wan touch ur own, u go dey do shakara.

lanicky:
Lmao! It's a sign of good living....eyin iya loye ka be though
Alright lemme do the introduction ....
*clears throat* Emm...S.tarshyne meet my e family members..

_kinglekan and eccentric wife ggrin..

Jacksparrow0712:
Who's he and what's 'Nigerian Idol'? Some idol worshipper?

ROTFL..

dharay99:

_gregory77, u need slap I swear.

As in ehnn!! I wonder why dem never dash am 100years in solitary confinement.

KingTom:
Na you I see o

Nibo!! *runs out of thread*

KingTom:
I dey learn from una na

Emi ke! Na play I dey play for here ooo. Na Dharay99 and Thesonofmark dey lead.

KingTom:

Oga dokita you dey shine teeth bah?

SexySapphire:
Boobs bawo? How e take enter nah? How e take resemble head?

Errrr!! The softer the better. For quicker action.
Lanicky abi nor be so?

blacq2009:
No. Not me,I beg. What I was dodging Don catch up with me ohh

dharay99:

--->>wakinq up and I'm seeinq ds SHIIIIIT ON MA MENTION/
See ds niqqa b CRAVING FOR MY ATTENTION./
JOHN, SEAN, call MUM to come see ds MOROÑ/
His lyrics so whack, buh still lets ge† ds ON/


I heard u messinq around wid THAT TWACI BABE/
Hope u fhuckinq real, & HOW IS IT TODAY/
Plz dont go near daht cutie calld ADEH/ (adeh39)
Im dead serious, get daht STRAIGHT ÓGÀ-ADÈ/<<----

Oga Ade/

I thought your name is dharay/ Although You sound more like a forgotten cliche/

In this wordplay/ you are definitely my Prey/ the next time you stray/ it would be your doomsday/

Just walk away/ without further delay/cos even though this isn't my Forte/

I am still thirsty for a slay/ throw a party, have Djeezy as my Dj/
While I offer you as a buffet/

Twaci is mine so stay the _fuck away./ Lest I forget, I was with Adeh last night and it all started out as _foreplay/

Next thing I knew she was giving me a mind blowing _bj/

Like Micheal Faraday,/ I dey invent these lines like say na play play/ Nwaz all na joke o, I hope say we go still fit pop champagne/ at the end of the day/

MzMayD:
Eyes are iced , mercy is diced / And you are right, am far above like sun rise.

I gamble, Am not humble / So quit the ramble

And if you fumble I will get your handle in shackles.

Am that tower you look up to like the eiffel/

Quit the ramble/ and silly prattle/ bring yo _ass over here, lemme handle/ it

I heard your _boobies are peanut sized, too bad I ain't gonna _fondle/ them.

I would be quick about it, we can use the table/my Double barrel/ penetrating your _genital/ as easy as searching on google/

Don't bother seeking a rebuttal/ except you have your coffin ready, cos with my bare-knuckle/ I would beat the _shit owta you like the daredevil/

And when am done _fucking your _ass, it would be as wide as a tunnel/ Now scramble/ this ain't scrabble/

Sowi damsel/ hope I didn't burst your bubble/ all na joke so don't let it ruffle/ you.

scentmarlc:
HQ guyz, whatzup. Plz come on here and show scent some love oooo. Hian



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ITS SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOORRRR !!!!

I love the Scent of victory

blacq2009:
You sharpen your machete longer.

I would be coming for your head soon. Like Jason

francizy:
Hehehehe, it's really difficult trying to put up the best rhymes for me. So I believe in rather telling a story (lyrical) than rhyming...

See one of the verses I wrote. It's about a dude who left a girl and later realised she was the best thing that happened to him:

While am watching boondooks
Then I switch to porn hubs
Wanna have some quiet time
But its you on my mind
Kept you in a basin
Paper I be chasing
Now I know what love's worth
I'll change from henceforth
Reminiscing back when
Couldn't stand you absence
Now am making money
And dem bîtches call me honey
I left you for some mean sex
There's no need for pretence
Does that even make sense
I feel like am wasted


No laugh me oh..

Me likey.

How I go laff you nah, I am not really good at this either, just doing it for fun. I love rhymes and good rap but I prefer other genres of music tho.

MzMayD:
And your vest isn't my size else I would eye./ I can seize the crest with the word 'i am kinglekan,which is not even an Icon/ And send you to east to eat yeast

My vest ain't you size/sweetie. Cos am far above you like sunrise/

Quit buzzing around me cos u irk me like a swarm of houseflies/ else I would paralyse/ you with a broom till you get hospitalised/

Now run along before you get ANALysed/

francizy:
Please I'd love to know what makes a rhyme perfect or more matured than another.. I don't really know how to measure it because some on here say certain rhymes are monosyllabic while others are not. How do they measure all that, which is monosyllabic and which is not?

All I love about music is one making loads of sense whether his/her are not perfect. Just like I let my mind work as am listening to the lyrical content of Nas tracks.

I need schooling cuz I write some bit of rhymes too but I believe I don't do it well enough..


Cc _Darkrebel666, _Ronald4lif, _Kinglekan

You wanna know/ what makes a rhyme perfect, But guess what I ain't no pro/

Even though/ I would like to keep the flow/ it isn't just good enough to make the dough/ so I would rather keep it on the low/ and enjoy the show/

blacq2009:
So you dey knack ladies dema apakos and take off men's heads? Make I shut up before you....

Before gini?

lanicky:
May God your effort with everlasting happiness..
*speaking in tongues* shokiahshokishoki...kin.glekan bring anointing oil

I'm doing good...you?

wristwatch:
Guy this ur comment still dey make me laff.
wherey!

dharay99:

"did yhu jus call urself kinglekan?/
I got two pistols, u take one/
Hope u know dat toy is a fake one/
So u ready for ds cuz its game on/


The fhuck yhu tryna do here br.?/
Mahn, jez turn baq...itzah wrong road/
Don't argue, I'm ur remote control/
Always directing yhu where next to go/"

Bravo gogo!!/

You sound more like a crow and I am your scare crow/ but guess what, I would eat you like dodo/ till you tiptoe to limbo/

I gat so much wits you can call me plato/ Am hotter than an erupting volcano, touch me and risk turning into an albino/

Lest I forget, are you from congo?/ don't bother lying else you would look like pinnochio/

This isn't my turf but I am always on key like a piano. /
I Am _KingLekan your Pharaoh, now run along, go play with your _dildo/

Still on still, I love you bro, No homo/

Bosville:
You sound like a newbie....but ur lines got my eyes popped out like scooby....quit pretending bro ur rhymes will get biatches drooling... your rhyming prowess is great it'd be good for wooing.../
Though Am a novice in this game/ my bars sound so wack, weak and lame/ but all still this lines got my name etched on emcees face...they are on the watchout, bosville is their Nightmare and bane.../

MzMayD:
Aim you've achieved. Am now in the archive turning the leaves .

You got my interest and I will not rest until the crest is placed on your chest for taking this quest.

prettythicksme:
Thumbs up babe,i love this!!_Thesonofmark just teasing, i am out!!

Ouuucchh!! U running out/ of juice?

This ain't a lexical bout/ so don't shout/ else you come off as a tout/

if you are stiil in doubt/ then just tap out.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]All these smile wey you dey use end each post sef.
Go the thread. I'm slaying TheSonOfMark right about now! [/color]

I dey come ooo! Make I bring coffin just in case.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Why you no tag me na?? [/color]

Ronald4lif abeg bring the price tag make I tag Charity.

ronald4lif:
I've slayed _TheSonOfMark in the rhyme battle. He's still gasping for air and feelers have it that ambulance is on it way to his home. Let it be known henceforth that he has been dethroned and I'm the new KingSlay.

Ronaldo u too get mouth.

TheSonOfMark:

Rubbish. Should I post the link for everyone to see?

Your words didn't even rhyme.

_KingLekan and _Chibwike did better than you- they rhymed better.

Even _DarkRebel couldn't match my rhyming freestyle and he had to scamper.

Damn it! _Elantraceey and _MzMayD knocked yours out.

I'm going back there now.

Ronald4lif been making mouth since 19BC. Its just monkeyshines to get you to quiver.

ggrin:
[color=indigo]why[/color]

Lanicky tell me say u don finally remove d prick, say na only kitty u get now. Dts y I miss u.