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Celebrities › Re: 16 Crazy Facts You Didn't Know About Iggy Azalea by kinglekan: 6:39pm On Apr 25, 2015

cutieberie1:
whr z my kinglekan..??

Am ryt here hun! grin

Romance › Re: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by kinglekan(op): 6:32pm On Apr 25, 2015

Twaci:
Hmmm, Kinglekan it depends....would u leave me or stay with me?

I won't let pin touch u dear.

Romance › Re: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by kinglekan(op): 6:27pm On Apr 25, 2015

Orijin101:
_{baby, diz d 17th time I'm reading the story, but I'm yet to understand it can you explain}

Ipledge please come and teach this mumu how to appease the gods or common sense. undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Name Your Nairaland Crush. (male & Female) And Your Reason(s). by kinglekan: 1:53pm On Apr 25, 2015

cutieberie1:
lol....my eyes re on u...

Romance › Re: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by kinglekan: 1:45pm On Apr 25, 2015

Beamborla:
You wey sleep off since
#yinmu#

After begging me that its enough?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 1:37pm On Apr 25, 2015

StephenquEen and Orijin101 una dey mad oooo!!!

Una go dey book space con leave am blank.

undecided

Romance › Re: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by kinglekan(op): 1:23pm On Apr 25, 2015*

Beamborla:
Kini b.o.n.e.r?

Would taunt him with it for the rest of his life

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Ask Obatala!!
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undecided

Romance › Re: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by kinglekan: 1:20pm On Apr 25, 2015

Beamborla:
Ku ke?

I meant it literally. grin

Romance › Re: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by kinglekan(op): 1:19pm On Apr 25, 2015

prettythicksme:
will comment later,make i buy land.

Madam!!!

How many acres of land u wan buy?? Please edit ur comment and remove my quote.

Danke!!!

Romance › Re: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by kinglekan: 1:08pm On Apr 25, 2015

Beamborla:
Lock the door. Jackie might come peeping

*locks the door*

Wafe ku loni. grin

Romance › Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by kinglekan(op): 1:06pm On Apr 25, 2015*

Ok before I ask my questions, let me give you guys this short rib cracker. grin

Some time last year I travelled to my hometown and I heard this really funny tale of a couple who got robbed.

So there was this couple who recently moved into their new home and in a bid to celebrate their first night, they decided to have a romantic dinner and a "never forget" intimate time together. wink

While they were just getting down to the main business after several minutes of pre-intimacy, the Men you don't want knocking your door by midnight showed up. grin

The hubby whispered to his wife to remain calm and hurriedly climbed up into the ceiling with his pot belly and not forgetting his b.o.n.e.r. grin

When the thieves finally got in by removing the security door. They called out to the man and told him they had heard his voice while they were busy trying to gain entrance.

In shame and fear he climbed down while they waited patiently. Yeah!!! he got a severe beaten of his life and they didn't lay a finger on his wife. grin

As they dealt with him, his wife watched with mixed feelings, not knowing whether to pity him or have a good laugh. grin

So here are my questions;

1. Guys if you found yourself in such situation what would you do? (i.e, you have an escape route but only you can make use of it.)

2. Ladies if your bf or hubby did this to you, what would be your reaction. grin

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Romance › Re: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by kinglekan: 12:48pm On Apr 25, 2015

Beamborla:
It's weekend.
Come lets go to the bedroom jor

Oya naa!! Let's go dere. grin

Romance › Re: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by kinglekan: 12:17pm On Apr 25, 2015

wristwatch:
Hehehehe. Oya where she dey?

Beamborla oya come and book your day with the host. grin

Romance › Re: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by kinglekan: 12:17pm On Apr 25, 2015

Beamborla:
Na only me you see wet dey view the thread?

Iyawo miiii. grin

Romance › Re: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by kinglekan: 11:58am On Apr 25, 2015

wristwatch:
Hahaha. Kinglekan how u take know that one?

Just caught her in the act. grin

Romance › Re: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by kinglekan: 11:54am On Apr 25, 2015

Wristwatch when are you interviewing beamborla?

She keeps peeping. grin

Romance › Re: How Much Is Your Love Worth? by kinglekan: 11:26am On Apr 25, 2015

asadike:
no my dear, he's not eternal but true love is.

Nah!! True isn't eternal dear. Evrything still has an end. grin

Romance › Re: How Much Is Your Love Worth? by kinglekan: 10:34am On Apr 25, 2015

asadike:
Not in dis life. Those things are vanity upon vanity. I can lose them within a twinkling of an eye.

Huh!!

And ur bf is eternal ryt??

#CoolStory. grin

Romance › Re: How Much Is Your Love Worth? by kinglekan: 10:32am On Apr 25, 2015

Twaci:
If offered N1 billion and two estates, one in V.I, Lagos and the other in Maitama, Abuja....and asked to leave the one you love, would you?

Be sincere with yourself (even if he/she is on Nairaland)

Happy Saturday!

Twacccciiiiiii!!

U ist ansa. grin

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