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Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 12:32pm On Apr 24, 2015

Chiam55:
You see it op is Gej but we see through his political biases. If I was Yoruba I would've won everything! @ shumule

Can we bundle this shumuel or shoemaker or wateva to the court of arbitration.

grin

He has OrubebeZISED this voting process.

Romance › Re: Sex On A First Date. RIGHT Or WRONG? by kinglekan: 12:29pm On Apr 24, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
But seriously where those girls get the fvckin mentality that s3x on first date is wrong?

Mehn!!! Na dem know ooo!

U saw the basket mouth joke about it right? Dem wan finish d guy after that joke.

Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 12:28pm On Apr 24, 2015

Chiam55:
Ipledge and Kinglekan you're killing me with laff lmao

@the copy and paste job *dies*

Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 12:27pm On Apr 24, 2015

Lala247:
My boos lol how is it rigged

U don see whr dem dey release awards list when everybody do sleep.

#Probe Shumel.

grin

Politics › World Happiness Report 2015: Nigeria Ranks 78th, Tops South Africa And Ghana by kinglekan(op): 11:51am On Apr 24, 2015*

Nigeria currently ranks 78th on the World's Happiness Report 2015 and also the second happiest country in Africa with Algeria being the happiest country in Africa and ranking 68th in the world.

Some African Countries Ranking
South Africa---113
Ghana-----------114
Cameroon------133
Egypt-------------135
Ivory Coast-----151

Meanwhile the land of clocks and chocolates is the world's happiest country, according to a new survey.

Switzerland topped the third annual World Happiness index produced by the Sustainable Development Solutions Network (SDSN), an initiative under the United Nations. It was closely followed by Iceland, Denmark, Norway and Canada.

Togo, Burundi, Benin and Rwanda, with civil-war wracked Syria, were least happy.

The World Happiness Report examined 158 countries and is aimed at influencing government policy.

World's Happiest Countries.

1. Switzerland
2. Iceland
3. Denmark
4. Norway
5. Canada

World's Least Happy Countries

154. Rwanda
155. Benin
156. Syria
157. Burundi
158. Togo

The study bases its rankings on data
from the Gallup World Poll and takes into account variables such as real GDP per capita, healthy life expectancy,
corruption levels and social freedoms.

"Increasingly happiness is considered a proper measure of social progress and goal of public policy," the report said. "A rapidly increasing number of national and local governments are using happiness data and research in their search for policies that could enable people to live better lives".

The SDSN is comprised of people from
academia, government and the private
sector and was first launched in 2012.

Sources:
www.bbc.com/news/business-32443396

worldhappiness.report/

Cc: Ishilove, Lalasticala

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Romance › Re: Sex On A First Date. RIGHT Or WRONG? by kinglekan: 10:05am On Apr 24, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
As in ehn, dude dey really para
Naija gals sha

After spending a fortune and not even getting a peck.

Hehehehe

Make him para oooooo grin

Romance › Re: Sex On A First Date. RIGHT Or WRONG? by kinglekan: 9:34am On Apr 24, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
wetin dem do u sir?

Hehehehe, dem don brk the guy hrt tire. Lolzz

Naija gals don chop him money, ordinary color of panties him nor see.

ROTFL...

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Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 9:25am On Apr 24, 2015

Ipledge:
But dont you think shumel is heartless

Hehehehe

Wetin him do naa??

Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 9:02am On Apr 24, 2015

Ipledge:
You mean,its a well deserve award...base on merit?

Sure!! Infact I just got a call from Zeus and hercules to upgrade your award. grin

shumuel:
[size=20] First Quarter Awards [/size]

[b][size=20] WINNER [/size]

[size=20] UNDISPUTED BIGGEST MUMU [/size]

[size=24] [color=#117711] IPLEDGE [/color] [/size]

The gods are trully happy with you.

grin

Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 8:59am On Apr 24, 2015

Ipledge:
No time to edit..come Wetin I do u today?

Heehhehehe!! The gods sent me as a representative to answer you prayers.

grin

Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 8:49am On Apr 24, 2015

Ipledge:

I dont even know what to do,smile or cry...in one word
WICKEDNESS

Smile bro!! U desevere it.

Hehehehe

Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 8:48am On Apr 24, 2015

Ipledge:
Dear gods of common sense, I offer you these _fools kingtom and Orijin101 as a sacrifice. Feast on [size=20pt] his/her [/size] stupidity and cleanse me of all bad luck and grant me favour

She said one fool, but am offering two...I want quick response ooo

Chaiiiii!!! You just copy and paste. U nor fit edit the "her" comot. No wonder the gods finally made you the,

SI Unit for MUMUism

Congrats on your award once again bro!!!

grin

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Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 8:43am On Apr 24, 2015

shumuel:
[size=20] First Quarter Awards [/size]

[b][size=20] WINNER [/size]

[size=16] BIGGEST MUMU [/size]

[size=24] [color=#117711] IPLEDGE [/color] [/size]

Congrats Bruv!!! grin

Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 8:33am On Apr 24, 2015

Chiam55:
Shumule I got 6 votes for sexist voice
I dnt trust your counting it's late at night

Hehehehehe!!

[size=20pt] Voting RIGGING [/size]

Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 8:31am On Apr 24, 2015

Ipledge:
you no get dp, They give i award,me wey Don use like 15 dps no even get nomination not to talk of award

*checks dp*

Mtcheeeeeeeeeewww!!!

Nomination ko, Abomination Ni

grin

Romance › Re: First Quarter Awards WINNERS by kinglekan: 8:29am On Apr 24, 2015

missclasssy:
Guy abeg I dash you the award

No be my mate they collect finest dp, cutest smile and best lips.

Chai, missclassy have suffered

ROTFL....

Celebrities › Re: Mo Abudu Looks Hot At 50 (photos) by kinglekan: 11:23pm On Apr 23, 2015

sexyseun:
I will look more prettier than her when am 55, it's not a brag it's a fact

*yinmu*

Ma tan ra eeee

Romance › Re: 5 Things Guys Do That Turn Ladies On by kinglekan: 9:56pm On Apr 23, 2015

ireneony:
1) ~~cooking for her~~

Am I her fvckn chef ? undecided

ireneony:
2) ~~bringing her breakfast to bed~~

Is she fvckn crippled undecided

ireneony:
3) [s] when you tell her "i am sorry "even when she at fault [/s]

dafuq?? bae bera be kneeling dwn apologising to me undecided

ireneony:
4)[s] when you help her to loose her braid/weave, also when you wash her hair (that feeling your lady have when you run your hands through her scalp yummy*)
[/s]

Do I luk like a mudafvcking Saloon?

ireneony:
5) [s] when you surprise her with an expensive gift.
[/s]

dafuq?? Wad happened to roses? undecided

Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies & Their Bleaching Saga by kinglekan: 9:43pm On Apr 23, 2015

Lala247:
Oya shake body lol was just about to yanno

Lolzzz!! Go download it joor. wink

Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies & Their Bleaching Saga by kinglekan: 9:34pm On Apr 23, 2015

Lala247:
Lol if u slap her evidence go remain

Heyyy!! Video is owt. Chck ur tingy for d link. wink

Nairaland General › Re: World Most Hilarious Names by kinglekan: 9:20pm On Apr 23, 2015

faith551:
Jeez, he jumped into the lagoon? Are you insane

Nairaland General › Re: Nominee For Nairaland AWARDS by kinglekan: 6:02pm On Apr 23, 2015

cutieberie1:
lol...dis ur funny welcome question..?
i knw u didnt mis me u were only searchin 4 me..
hv bn busy tho

Oya welcum cutie grin

Hehehehe, I missed u naaa.

So how u doin tho?

Nairaland General › Re: Nominee For Nairaland AWARDS by kinglekan: 5:42pm On Apr 23, 2015

cutieberie1:
thanks dear

Hey cutie whr hv u been?

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