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Nairaland General › Re: World Most Hilarious Names by kinglekan: 6:07pm On Apr 22, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Na d dubai weed wey wizkid smoke remain lipsrsealed
No wonder!!

Na why stephenqueen neva get himself since last nyt wey u twerk on top him pole. grin
Nairaland General › Re: World Most Hilarious Names by kinglekan: 6:06pm On Apr 22, 2015
KingTom:
Fixed!! grin
Baba werey leleyi oooo!!!

Hahahahaha
Nairaland General › Re: World Most Hilarious Names by kinglekan: 6:05pm On Apr 22, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Na fight? undecided
I tire for the boi ooo. Him nor knw say dem nor dey get emotional here on NL. smiley
Nairaland General › Re: World Most Hilarious Names by kinglekan: 6:04pm On Apr 22, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Iffa slap u nah, dem go say I wicked huh


11. Jesus Condom (Kinglekan)
U don dey mad oooo!!! Wetin u smoke for dubai??

Wehey geh. grin
Nairaland General › Re: World Most Hilarious Names by kinglekan: 6:03pm On Apr 22, 2015
faith551:
Get a life
U don't wanna take that road with me bro. It doesn't end well. grin
Romance › Re: Confession Time:come In And Confess by kinglekan: 5:59pm On Apr 22, 2015
Beamborla:
Soak him in warm water
undecided
Nairaland General › Re: World Most Hilarious Names by kinglekan: 5:58pm On Apr 22, 2015
Beamborla:
I'd support you when you ain't looking for trouble. grin
Wa fe ku lale yiiiii
Romance › Re: Things Guys Do That Turns Me Off. by kinglekan: 5:53pm On Apr 22, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Now that u've said ur mind..


Should we cry? cry
Hahahahah
Romance › Re: How Many Of Us Guys Agree To This by kinglekan: 5:47pm On Apr 22, 2015
rokiatu:
I don't. Your future wife should be saving it for you. Not another nigga tearing it. angry
What if she is currently dating another guy?
Romance › Re: How Do You Break Up With A Girl Without Hurting Her Feelings by kinglekan: 5:42pm On Apr 22, 2015
Very simple.

Choose any of the options applicable


1. Get your identical twin as a replacement

2. Get a body double

3. Create a Clone

4. Go back to Number 1.
Jokes Etc › Re: List Of Romancelanders That Loves Engaging In E-wars by kinglekan: 5:36pm On Apr 22, 2015
This thread goes to the bin soon.
Nairaland General › Re: World Most Hilarious Names by kinglekan: 5:32pm On Apr 22, 2015
Beamborla:
See as you relax dey find trouble cheesy

Won't you guys come and finish him ni? huh
Finish wetin? Which kain wife u be sef? Can't u support me ni
Romance › Re: Confession Time:come In And Confess by kinglekan: 5:31pm On Apr 22, 2015
Beamborla:
A yaff changed my mind
Go and return it... I no do again lipsrsealed
So what would now happen to dis guy down dereooo undecided
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Nasty Things Girls Do When They Are Alone by kinglekan: 5:27pm On Apr 22, 2015
BaebieHot which one are you guiltt of?
Romance › Re: Confession Time:come In And Confess by kinglekan: 5:14pm On Apr 22, 2015
Beamborla:
You want everybody to know what we are planning to do? huh
Sowi, slip of hand ni. sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Patrick Obahiagbon's Comment On Xenophobic Attacks In South Africa by kinglekan: 4:51pm On Apr 22, 2015
*faints*
Nairaland General › Re: World Most Hilarious Names by kinglekan: 4:48pm On Apr 22, 2015
faith551:
undecided
Khumalo Tiny Dick u well sooo?
undecided
Nairaland General › Re: World Most Hilarious Names by kinglekan:
Resevere my spot while I take my time to read thru. grin

ROTFL... See names ooo

These ones got me laffin and feeling sowi for the bearers. Mk I tag some monikers to each name oo. grin

1. Guy forget (Tosyne2much)

2. Oliver Loser (Orijin101)

3. Lucious pusie (Prettythicksme)

4. Batman Bin SuperMan (Ipledge)

4. Robert Fagot (Stepehnqueen)

5. Dick Tips (Jacksparrow1207)

6. Khumalo Tiny Dick (Faith551)

7. Major Dick Head (Kingtom)

8. Dick Sweet (Alberto2k)

9. Destinee Hooker (Lagmostkuit)

10. B J. CobbleDick (Sinaj)

Na Joke ooooo grin
Romance › Re: When A Girl Slap Yhu by kinglekan: 3:49pm On Apr 22, 2015
Orijin101:
Instead of slapping her cheeks back, i will slap her boobies cheesy
Slap or squeeze? grin
Romance › Re: If Romancelanders Monikers Are Their Real Name by kinglekan: 3:46pm On Apr 22, 2015
Lala247:
Oh nvm it was some comedy video

I'll send it to u on ur thingy .. U will laugh trust .
Okies smiley
Romance › Re: If Romancelanders Monikers Are Their Real Name by kinglekan: 3:42pm On Apr 22, 2015
Lala247:
Lol tlking about the video undecided
What video hun? U didn't tag me in it?
Jokes Etc › Re: What A Runs Girl Gave Me That Made Me Faint After We Had Finished by kinglekan: 3:27pm On Apr 22, 2015
Njuwo u don dey Mad oooo.

ROTFL.. LWKMD
Romance › Re: Confession Time:come In And Confess by kinglekan: 3:22pm On Apr 22, 2015
faith551:
I wish!!
Well, since you'll be coming to my place for the first time, I will treat you to a meal, what's ur favourite dish
Ur head in pepper soup sauce. undecided
Sports › Re: Photo Of The Day ;D by kinglekan: 2:10pm On Apr 22, 2015
stephenqueen:
Come make we celebrate FP cheesycheesy

Cc:kingtom
chimerase2
Ipledge
Orijin101
alberto2k
Lala247
prettythicksme
jacksparrow1207
kinglekan
I don hail u before naa!! As I see am I sayy, Correct!!! My Guy don enta FP.

grin
Romance › Re: If Romancelanders Monikers Are Their Real Name by kinglekan: 2:08pm On Apr 22, 2015
Lala247:
Kinglekan lol watching abi
My lips are sealed hun. I aint taking sides in this matter. grin
Romance › Re: Confession Time:come In And Confess by kinglekan: 2:06pm On Apr 22, 2015
faith551:
That exact mushroom is the reason why Beamborla left whatever you think yours is grin
Would be at ur place in a jiffy!!

What would be left of you would not be identifiable. undecided
Romance › Re: Confession Time:come In And Confess by kinglekan: 1:58pm On Apr 22, 2015
Lala247:
Yes now who else will smiley
U always check up on me too .. Its like normal now
Awwwww!!! smiley

Now u want me to get all emotional here.

*blows nose* get me a handkerchief embarassed
Romance › Re: Confession Time:come In And Confess by kinglekan: 1:57pm On Apr 22, 2015
Beamborla:
Okay!
I believe you cheesy
Baby I yaf bought the gold circle. Choiii, sowi I mean kuli kuli ooo

*scatching head*
Romance › Re: Confession Time:come In And Confess by kinglekan: 1:55pm On Apr 22, 2015
Lala247:
Nah his actually a very good guy u know..
Even tho he fools around online his very smart
grin

She always gat my bck.
Romance › Re: Confession Time:come In And Confess by kinglekan: 1:52pm On Apr 22, 2015
faith551:
Chainsaw kee? Yhu wan cut tree
Wad eva u call dt mushroom between ur Legs. grin
Romance › Re: Is It Right To "Monitor" Your Partner? by kinglekan: 1:41pm On Apr 22, 2015
naijaboiy:
[b][color=#1980BC]It may not necessarily be checking the phones,,messages and all other means of communication.

But asking questions if you are in doubt of something to be clear. I wouldn't want to see what i'm suspicious of and keep quiet just because I don't want to come off as insecure.

That's pretence to me.

In a normal healthy relationship,,partners are not supposed to hide anything in the first place. They shouldn't act in a way that their other partner will be suspicious.

Trust me,,if your partner doesn't act in a shady way you will not have the need to be suspicious and start snooping around. Yes,,it may turn out that whatever she/he is hiding from you may not be what you think it is but it's better to know about it.

I don't see asking questions and checking of messages as infringing of personal rights in a relationship.

If you don't want anybody to bother you and start asking you questions or checking your phone,,then simply stay single.

Albeit,,everything is required in its moderate level and not too overdone. As that is when there will be a big problem leading to trust issues and insecurity.[/color][/b]
Well said bruv!!

You second para says it all quite simply.
Romance › Re: Is It Right To "Monitor" Your Partner? by kinglekan: 1:32pm On Apr 22, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

You got me wrong. I really was corroborating what you implied. A female can't beat me at my game. cheesy
Hunger can make one read things in reverse. Just re-read it.

grin

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