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Romance › Re: How Much Should Bride Price Be? by kinglekan: 6:27pm On Dec 21, 2015

ronald4lif:
Omo, the babe never wan tell yet o. I don dust my #50 last card to go arrange myself 10 brides.

*faints*

Romance › Re: How Much Should Bride Price Be? by kinglekan: 6:25pm On Dec 21, 2015

ronald4lif:
You don't mean it. And myself and my goons are still unmarried. Please which area is that?

Kingl.ekan, iAmC.haris food don don o, God has finally heard our cries.

Bros i don show oooooo. Eliba where ur house dey?

Jokes Etc › Re: The Only Traffic Light That Will Work In Nigeria! Pic by kinglekan: 6:17pm On Dec 21, 2015

adorablevic:
thks

Tell that one behind u to close the filmshow.

Romance › Re: Say Your Christmas Wishes To Someone On Nairaland (2015) by kinglekan: 6:16pm On Dec 21, 2015

Merry Christmas in advance to you too jolllyjoy.

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Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by kinglekan: 6:14pm On Dec 21, 2015

iAmCharis:
Hehehe
See as I dey look you as your body dey do you jigijigi for MzNelly

Jealousy stop derailing our fine tori joor. I go ban u oooooo

Meanwhile why u abandon that ur thread na? No ginger?

Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by kinglekan: 6:06pm On Dec 21, 2015

MzNelly:
Lol, what's wrong?

Actually thought u wanted to skip and conclude the story.

Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by kinglekan: 6:03pm On Dec 21, 2015

Mznelly oya chop kiss for this

They wanted suspense and you don gv us heavy dose of it. Oya biko do quick and tell me beibi was only having a nightmare.

Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by kinglekan: 5:52pm On Dec 21, 2015

iAmCharis:
See as I dey look king.lekan

My friend stop derailing.

Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by kinglekan: 5:51pm On Dec 21, 2015

MzNelly:
Lol Wow

Thanks..You'll see my VN and photo when I update my diary...

Lol, so u had to edit my post. Now i feel like using the pm button.

Can't wait for u to update already.

Romance › Re: Me And My Marieolae by kinglekan: 5:48pm On Dec 21, 2015

pbs4real:
chai! Sinnzu the prof, u shld be the one handling this,aii, lemme say u too busy,oya refer them to kingle.kan and cuteh.ector, this guyz are the

Na me wey dey sabbatical una dey disturb bah? Kotinue ooooo

Jokes Etc › Re: The Only Traffic Light That Will Work In Nigeria! Pic by kinglekan: 7:44am On Dec 21, 2015

adorablevic:
Lol...Nigerians r so stubborn...it's needed

This ur new pp is tha bomb

Jokes Etc › Re: The Only Traffic Light That Will Work In Nigeria! Pic by kinglekan: 6:53am On Dec 21, 2015

Buhahahahahahahaah!!

Mehn this is ingenious.

Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by kinglekan: 10:57pm On Dec 20, 2015

MzNelly:
At first this was cute, now it's just getting annoying.

My story doesn't have suspense, it doesn't have this, it doesn't have that....

Mbok, you're here on your own volition.
It doesn't have that one thing you like so much, out, out, gerrarehere and let me breathe, ma fren'

I'm writing to entertain, not to win some grand prize.

No suspense?
No suspense, really?

I don't put blood and sweat into this just for someone that can't even string a bunch of sentences together properly to come and spit BS carelessly.

You'll see my next update when you see it...

You don't like something, leave.
Just leave and go and write your own story for a change... And make sure to put all the suspense you deem fit.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bad And Wicked Interview by kinglekan: 1:18pm On Dec 20, 2015

Very funny indeed and mostly your fault. Firstly i am 100% sure you didn't sumbit your cv to any company called Lambert consult, so you don't expect your cv to miraculously find its way into their hands.

Secondly this text message format is the contemporary old way of sending job interview scams by MLM companies.

You had a mobile phone prior to the interview date and you didn't even bother checking up lambert consult on the internet.

A legit company would send you an official mail and wouldn't use codes you wouldn't understand or probably give you a call. Its good you have learnt your lesson though, sorry about your stolen mobile phone.

Some lessons sink in better the hard way.

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Romance › Re: Is It Cool For Guys To Hold Hands? by kinglekan: 11:55pm On Dec 19, 2015

SINNZ:
Yes oo... Oba lekan numero uno has graced us with his presence

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Romance › Re: Is It Cool For Guys To Hold Hands? by kinglekan: 11:39pm On Dec 19, 2015

Sinnz?? na one one leta u wan dey comot bqh? Very soon u go turn SIN.

U nd stfuareuGod should get a room already. Una just dey disturb my moniker, abeg i dey on sabbatical biko.

Romance › Re: Some Things Guys Don't Know About Ladies by kinglekan: 9:59pm On Dec 19, 2015

Cutehector:
she geh boyfie already... No hope

Oh so u disturbed her life till she finally told u.

Romance › Re: Some Things Guys Don't Know About Ladies by kinglekan: 9:58pm On Dec 19, 2015

vizkiz:
the guy wants to enter 2016 with a new bae

Romance › Re: Some Things Guys Don't Know About Ladies by kinglekan: 9:05pm On Dec 19, 2015

Cutehector:
Michellla, is it true?

Keep mentioning her upandan oooo

Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by kinglekan: 9:04pm On Dec 18, 2015

MzNelly:
I already sent the VN

To where? Cos i didn't get it.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 1:40pm On Dec 18, 2015

Jolllyjoy:
yes na only me

Shiooorrrrrrr!!!!

Romance › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation?? by kinglekan: 1:39pm On Dec 18, 2015

Michellla:
on here where else

Lie lie

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 1:24pm On Dec 18, 2015

Jolllyjoy:
not my fault.

Na u wan dey press d tin yasef?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 1:21pm On Dec 18, 2015

MzPecs:
Chai! He's missing me already.

I'll come home next week!

Romance › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation?? by kinglekan: 1:20pm On Dec 18, 2015

Michellla:
says who i saw you yesterday

U saw me where?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 1:19pm On Dec 18, 2015

Jolllyjoy:
i no need

Ur shakara too much ooooo

Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by kinglekan: 1:16pm On Dec 18, 2015

MzNelly:
I'm sorry

U now owe me a pic and a vn.

Romance › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation?? by kinglekan: 9:43am On Dec 18, 2015

Michellla:
vicz, lekan doesnt understand the convo where have you been btw lekan?

Av bin here and there hun . U didn't bother looking for me.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 12:29am On Dec 18, 2015

MzPecs:
May boobz not put you in trouble.

Say Amen!

Baby why do u want to disgrace me naa?

Ehen wen r u coming home na?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 11:08pm On Dec 17, 2015

Jolllyjoy:
not my fault dear.i just found myself dat way

Lemme help change u.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 10:02am On Dec 16, 2015

Jolllyjoy:
no be only feel na reel

U r not nice atal ooooo

NYSC › Re: Bomb Scare Rocks Ebonyi NYSC Camp by kinglekan: 10:01am On Dec 16, 2015

Shortyy:
lol. na knockout o

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