₦airaland Forum

Project400:
There is no correlation between that tweet and his refusal to appear at the court.

Icus:
I was arguing wiv a gal which later resulted into a quarel.we trade insults, rained abusive words on 1anoda.i remembered calin her a 'human toilet' and to my suprise, i heard a lightening strike on ma left cheek unexpectedly.i felt d prolonged sound of a bell being rung.i experienced night blindness for a short time.On regaining balance a lil,i retaliated by landing her a THUNDROUS MIGHTY HEAVY DOUBLE SLAP.i dint even boda whr it wud land.to my amusement,she was subdued to it.i tot KNOCKOUT was only applicable to boxing.i dint know thr r KNOCKOUT SLAPS.It was den i realised dat shez unconscious buh later fainted.it seems the slap has resetted her.it was den i realised i ve created a scene.i tot i'd be lynched.ppl arnd later intervened nd she was helped to regain her consciousness.i was astonished dah d crowd were even urgin me to take d aura of patience while dealin wiv gals.dey had been watchin.i was glad dah i was justified.Psychopath like she sud be brutalised

Buhahahahahahahahaha

Jolllyjoy:
i dunt urenstand wah u talshing abou

Olodo

nickkylawve:
where d lips

Should i come ova?

Tallesty1:
Audu didn't heed to this warning.

He used a woman, a preg woman but there's no evidence so those who are aware kept it to themselves.

And you know this because you were the special adviser to the Late Abubakar Audu on Ritual Matters?

Innit?

nickkylawve:
nd u were busy runing ur mouth shey u see now

Sowi naaa

Oya come and chop French kiss

nickkylawve:
was actually referring to you NA

Ohhh, now u r talking.

Cutehector:
kinglekan ah hope u aint tresspassing?

Trespass wetin?

Not at all.

Estharfabian:
Lmfao!

My forehead is cute!

nickkylawve:
hmmm

Warris hmmm

dammytosh:
When you allow a clueless President to rule for 6 years and diplomatic ties have been damaged.

I remembered they said the same thing about Obasanjo in 1999

I love the wailer"s strategic game sha. It is a win win.

1. If BuharI did not travel any where they will still say he is too old to govern and he is using pampers.

2. If Buhari had defeated Boko Haram since, they will say he simply called his boys to order.


I am waiting patiently for the first quarter of this tenure before appraisal instead of following election losers way of thinking.

Mlaide:
Dear Silverbird Boss, Nigeria is not old enough like france to stsnd alone remember Nigeria is a developing country

Warris dis one saying?

Estharfabian:
Yeah...

Really?

Who did you offend?

nickkylawve:
so wats d big deal?

Really?

When I am still alive?

Jolllyjoy:




i no be elepa like ur g.f

But wait is it soft?

Estharfabian:
Where's the Forehead? You should see mine!


You look like Rihanna jhoor! Be proud of it it's sexy!

Urs is bigger than this?

Osanobuaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

naijaboiy:


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Cebbie's long lost cousin.

Abbykem:
Binu ke? Mba

Bera, omo gidi ni e.

Abbykem:

Kini? Sho ti binu niyen?

Abbykem:
its not meant for you to stare at

Abbykem:
hahahahahah. Funny u. I don't need it. Too much of it is bad

Says who?

Now we have absolutely nothing to stare at behind u.

Smh.

Jolllyjoy:
.

So u even get yansh.

Wonders shall neva end ooo

Abbykem:
Itumo?

Nibo lo wa nigba ti awon ti o to e ni idi nla?

Abbykem:
Seriously? Where are you? I am a yoruba babe and I no get big yansh plus my other yoruba frnds ooo. So, where u draw ur conclusion

Anyss:
If u chek out Ghanaians u go know say yoruba dey learn

R u Ghanaian?

RomanZeus:
Bro you need to visit akwa ibom st.

You go see wicked yansh

AbuEzeFemi:
Newly elected Tanzanian President John Magufuli has scrapped independence day celebrations to spend the money on a clean-up campaign, an official statement said.The president has instead decreed that on that day everybody should pick up their tools and clean their backyards.

“It is so shameful that we are spending huge amounts of money to celebrate 54 years of independence when our people are dying of cholera,” Magufuli said in a statement read on state television late Monday.

Last weekend the Tanzanian parliament was going to open and there was a state dinner planned for all guests that was going to cost about 300million Shillings.President Magulufi cut the budget to 25million Shillings and ordered that the rest be taken to buy hospital beds for Muhimbili they got 300 beds and mattresses and 600 bed sheets from that money.

On Saturday 21st November 2015 a group of 50 people were about to set off for a tour of commonwealth countries but President Magulufi cut that list down to 4 people, saving government 600m shillings in tickets, accommodation and per diems.

Some other austerity measures include:

No more foreign travel, embassies will take care; if it’s necessary to go, special permission must be sought from him or Chief Secretary
No more 1st class and business class travel for all officials except President, Vice, and Prime Minister.
No more workshops and seminars in expensive hotels when their so many ministry board rooms available.
President Magulufi asked how come engineers are given V8s when a pick-up is more suitable for their jobs.

No more sitting allowances, how the hell are you paid allowance for a job which you have a monthly salary; that also applies to MP’s.

Now this is what i call AUSTERITY MEASURES.


Our Senators need to read the last paragraph.

President Magulufi went to Muhimbili Hospital unannounced and walked thru the worst parts that they keep hiden from important visitors and fired the director, the hospital board and ordered that all machines that weren’t working (so that people go to private hospitals owned by some doctors) to be repaired within 2 weeks otherwise he would fire even the new director.The machines were repaired in 3 days.

Finally, last week when going to officially open parliament President Magulufi didn’t go by plane, drove the whole 600km from Dar to Dodoma.

President Magulufi has reduced the size of the presidential convoy, even reduced the size of presidential delegation that travels with him.

President Magulufi chose a Prime Minister most had never heard of before, a man with a reputation for hard work and no corruption.All the big guys Tanzanians expected would be PM have been let wondering what hit them.


https://www.lusakatimes.com/2015/11/26/new-tanzanian-president-john-magufuli-makes-radical-changes/

kilokeys:
Our president is taking change seriously o.

He keeps changing destination every week..
Malta, guiness island, Iran etc. When will he visit the moon?

Fcvk!!!!

I just died a million times with this post.

prettyjo:

Don't be shocked. Its not quite easy hiding large assets.