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KosiGee:
Your name is Bart Simpson and your favourite tv programme is Simpsons.

And you sent mail if you aint one dude

rowland545:
see this simp....I know u want to suck those tities...but simping won't do it for u.


Tell d bvtch u want her tities and how much it will cost u ..then u pay and get on with it

Well am not a Simp and what makes you think the Op is a female

siofra:
But I don't like exercises

You have to start from there,Possibly register with a fitness coach i think that might help coz you cant do it alone.

siofra:
No I don't

That's the first thing to do.Exercise like push ups,Side raise,shoulder press,dumbell pullover etc helps alot

siofra:
Please my breast is too big, it's causing be back pain, how do I reduce it the non surgical way?

Do you Exercise and what type do you do?

KingLion007:
It's normal so you have to get use to it bby.Will research on it and message you later if there is any nonsurgical way.

Do you exercise?

siofra:
Please my breast is too big, it's causing be back pain, how do I reduce it the non surgical way?

It's normal so you have to get use to it bby.Will research on it and message you later if there is any nonsurgical way.

TossTos:
Mister , have you discover yourself ?

In Daniel Akpata's voice

Moz22:
lol.. are u me? Same thing happened to me at exactly the same period you posted this..

Maybe Same Gal..Usher and R.Kelly

She don dump you broda,You fit still deceive am cm like ntn happen den bleep her all night and break d news to her in the mrnin.

folake4u:
When I was in 300level, this particular course Lecturer was disturbing me. Oga failed me oh .
I went to his office with my Aunty who's also a Lecturer to plead with him, all fell on deaf ears. When we were even leaving the office, my Aunty said,"Who are the people sleeping with this ugly thing sef?".
To be honest, that man was ugly as hell.
I was really depressed that period, cos despite him failing me, he'd call me at odd hours, it was frustrating.
My family put up prayers ontop my head and I also was praying, wrote the exam again in 400level, and I had a B; he failed my friends AGAIN.

I even remember a day, when he finished teaching the new 300level students (when I was in 400level), and the class rep brought out 70k sales she made from selling his textbook to the class. She wanted to give him the money, but he told her to give me the money instead. When I went to his office to beg him again to remove the F he had given me, and also give him his 70k, Uncle said, "The 70k is yours, you know what to do". Haaa!
That man is a beast and e nor go better for am for this life.

Hanty wt happened nxt..You give am abi

Abeg talk na

Homeboiy:
Na students dey fight to date lecturers in my own school

Abeg which sch b dt na

Kingsuave:
Wuna never know wetin the sup for higher institutions nowadays abi?

I get female course mate(Name withheld) wey the talk with our department HOD for phone,like say na mate them be.

Wuna never still get?

she don see,suck,fvck,rub d man korimakpa head tire so wetin u xpect..she fit even help u see ur result bfor dem paste am sef.fear pussy oooo

Uncle93:
I think 27, and only one broke up with me. Now I've stopped that lifestyle

You deserved a trophy bro

So proud of her.Go gal!

Exactly what i intend to do..02 football academy.

paulolee:
just imagine, a 28 year old la liga winner, ucl winner n even a world cup winner going to man.u for just £41m because he ia French..
BT this same man.u bought maguire dt just won d EPL with Leicester for £80m because he Is British
I always knew dt EPL teams do overrate their players n maybe they also over price English players because i still don't know whats so special in that maguire ahead of varane..

That's right dude

Cute gals,@75 Stallone is looking like 50..Keep fit niqqas that's the message.

Good one,say me hi to Richard Gbajimi,Kpoko my fav.station in delta sadly am no longer in delta state.

Bennycollins:
Oh you expect Fred and Mctominay to make him better? Then why can't he make them better since you are supposing him to be a better player than these two.

C'mon dude you cant compare Pogba to these two players na and as for making them better he did his very best.Cut Pogba sm slack cuz he is a good player anyday anytime.look at his performances in the national team alongside Kante.

zoeA:
Kenya, India...Dem get story

Weird Stories

becky39000:
Don't tell me that rickety looking Okada is the Power Bike being referred to

Was about asking same

pretydiva:
Let me quickly go learn how to play football

Sorry babe too late for you.

Machinegun91:
1.2 billion would be a chicken change to me when blow

That is "When"

Officialhorlah:
"28 year old offensive player"

Naija Pattern bro..my teammate jst signed by a latvia club and im tell dem say im b 22yrs..person wea don dey approach 40

osazsky:
United is cursed sell lukaku sell lukaku now see what he has become in one year..just like lukaku if u sell him u are only doing yourself..u will still bid 500m for both players in 2 years time..bet

Well said coz how do you expect pogba to do well when he is playing around players like Fred and McTorminay and sometimes play out of position.

Flirtyjane:
I believe this his story..

My boyfriend was living with his parents when we started dating.

They were feeding him.

7 years later, he is the one feeding the entire and extended family.

His current networth is $2 billion dollars

Noted!

Beckysexy:
Chai. God how can I meet this man ?
This man is so handsome !!!
I'm in love again. Not because of money tho.

But Money is the anthem of success remember!

doggedfighter:
One room but had serious prospects.




It's not about one room, real women can see where you're are going from that one room.

Once they see you have wings.






They stick.

If not they bounce.

We understand these things.

Glad you said "Real Women" the question is how many do we have in our society now?