₦airaland Forum

Metatrondivine:
Don't forget Slaawomirr is on weedada so anything isoright

LOL

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

Is not right niggar

Seunpapa65:
Agba picker
Now money don die for aza

Agba Picker... That wld be another banger for Flavour. Maybe as a remix

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Fisayo my niggarrrrrr
I told ya all we are the real niggarz of Africa
Let me increase the volume so our noisy neighbours called Ghana, Cameroon and Benin republic can hear us loud and clear

Was doing fast and Furious with my lexus es 350 on the street of Benin city in a very happy mood yesterday night
On Sunday is gonna be worse.....aduwawa, ugbowo, airport road, upper lawani, upper mission road and okhoro road go hear word...

Easy Niqqa.Drive with care

SuperOnyi:






Congratulations but my naughty mind keeps tells me it won't be for long before your girlfriend start telling her friends she made you who you are. Before we know what's happening, she'd start telling anyone who cares to listen how you were doomed more than a decade until she used her magical hand to set you free.

I'm sorry but SuperOnyi's mind is like a broken used condom, no man uses it but since I've been diagnosed half insane, my brain washes and stitches this condom until it expands like an overused panties.

This is what you must do to keep her even more loyal, prepare for a romantic date and order enough spicy suya, make sure it is very spicy enough to drive a Yoruba man nuts. Get her hollandia yoghurt and smile as you watch her cough with catarrh running from her nose, make sure you keep enough bottles of water.

While she's already complaining of how spicy it is, tell her how much you've loved her and how you've always wanted to treat her like your ancestors did to their wives.

You can either buy lasticle by our very own ilegendd now or get what we call buratanci in the North, while you're slamming her doors; think of all the pain you've gone through since you were born, think of all the pains your parents went through, think of how messy Nigeria is, and think of the Biafra war...

After this, she will become even more loyal and submissive. You can send a token from your first salary to show appreciation, you're welcome.

Congratulations once again!

Funny you Man!

chinasaekpere:
I graduated from the University 12 years ago. Since then I have been jumping from one job to another with no progress in sight. I discovered that I have been stagnant for Years, so I decided to learn a skill.

I started by learning how to make footwear, I learnt that for a year but I later discovered that it's not what I want to do, although I can make every type of footwear even boots.
Last year I took an online course in frontend web development, for 6 months I studied for an average of more than10 hours daily learning from HTML and now React.js. I learnt figma, scss, CSS, Version control, jquery, bootstrap, Chakra UI and react.js, it was a tough one because I had to forfeit other means of making money. I got hungry so many times, I used my last card to buy data so I can keep studying and doing my projects.

Earlier this month, I finished by portfolio project, I had already worked on 4 projects using react, Jquery, Chakra UI and bootstrap. I designed coupled of web pages using figma.

Earlier this month, my girlfriend who's a data analyst sent me a link for a front-end developer role. In my mind, I didn't feel like I was ripe enough so I didn't apply. 2 days later, I decided to give it a try and so I applied. I was called to come for interview this Monday.

On getting there, the company was working on this revenue web app project they are doing to for a particular state government. I was asked to develop the UI of one of the pages using react, CSS and Tailwind. I have heard of Tailwind before but I have never used it.
I told the interviewer that I have never used tailwind and that I'm proficient using bootstrap. He replied that I should go through tailwind documentation and then use it to style the page on top of react.

So I started reading the documentation, I discovered that it's syntax is somehow similar to Chakra UI which I have used once in my project, the are the same concept of class utility. So I decided to start coding, getting snippets from the documentation and then applying my Chakra UI knowledge to work around it.

To cut the long story short, I coded from 9am in the morning and delivered the page by 5pm.

I was sent an appointment letter today. So my tech journey officially started. It's a junior role though but I'm glad I broke the ice.

The salary is what I have never earned in a month since I was born. 😊

Congrats Man!.. Hard work Pays.

jessylaurel:
50 million pounds. Unless question from a senseless person. Your main concern is how to go on a date and spend the meager stipend you’re making.

Easy naaa.. y u dey vex na. Na ur stipend?

folake4u:
The day I went out on a date and the man was breaking bones and using his hands to eat, I was too stunned. He even wore Timbaland shoes. Deleted the number right there at the restaurant. I was traumatized.🥲

Just dey Play. Hahahahahaha... D guy na Agba Baller.

GanagiBitrus:
Answer will come by 8pm not 6pm.

Oh answer u said... Yeah

Okota is a nice place to live.. places like Greenfield estate, Alidada, Grandmate, Century etc.. calm area

2-0

GanagiBitrus:
Nigeria Head to Head with Angola:

Nigeria 3Wins 4Draws 2Losses

Nigeria has always had it close against Angola.
Will today's match be different?

Answer by 8pm tonight.

6pm Naija time not 8pm

Beckyroman:
Why was it stopped before?

Substandard material used.. try the read sometimes.

I look forward to seeing Mourinho on Friday.. I guess the wife is Angolan

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Who be all these people again
We are the real niggarz of Africa
Drug test or not

Osimhen will keep on tearing defence apart
Osimhen my niggar..football according to arsene wenger is a game of passion. And that is exactly what Osimhen showed yesterday...patriotism and passion

We are the real niggarz of Africa Let me increase the volume so our noisy neighbours called Ghana, Cameroon and Benin republic can hear us loud and clear
Angola should get ready Osimhen go bully that defence tire

Me sef dey go there go cheer my guys up... Remember our slogan for the year.. Eagles no gree for anybody ooooo. We are Naija.. Fufu, ewedu, afang, egusi, vegetable full our body.. Dem never see smtin.. after Angola Dem go run Dope test to all our players.

ruggedtimi:
Make traffic no hold u for that road..u go dey fear make container no fall ontop you

Exactly

Let's do this for the great Samuel Okwaraji. COYSA.

Fryx:
The first suspect is the prince that ordered the shooting. And why did they kill the shooter? Looks like they are hiding evidence.

It also baffles me that someone died from loss of blood when he is not alone when the incident happened. Why don’t they stop the bleeding immediately? Even soldiers are surviving gun shot to the legs on a battlefield, rather than a man surrounded by idle people.

Mtchew.

They are not telling us the truth. Something is fishy.

BigBlackPreek:
The supremacy battle of the billionaires!

You can say that again

He is the real Agba Baller... Congrats old man

longetivity:
When will Dangote fuel hit the market

Hopefully next month but for now we are looking at AGO and JetA1

Dynamicboss:
Good for naira. Recall that fuel importation requires forex (USD, Euro, etc.) to purchase

Atleast some pressure will be off the local currency

You sabi book

Nackzy:
Wetin be alaska

Na state for U.S

3-0 CS.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Nigeria beat 🇨🇮 in 1994, we went on to win that AFCON.

Nigeria beat 🇨🇮 in 2013, we went on to win that AFCON.

Nigeria beat 🇨🇮 in 2024
#AFCON2023 😎

Do u think what I am?

Gonna win AFCON dude

Phantom233:
Much Thanks to the visionary leadership and foresight of erstwhile governor Victor Attah and the uncommon governor Akpabio. Unlike the ones that went for worship center and audio industries. What remains now is the seaport and refinery.

With these two things, we are good to go

verybadmouth:
He should go to Saudi Arabia abeg. All these fringe clubs be sacking him without any honor.

I guess that's his nxt destination.

Fineman2:
Can the current super eagles win this tournament?

No, sorry they cant simply because we don't have a team buh individual set of players. No COACH, NO GOALKEEPER.

Nigerians are anxiously waiting for his price lists.

To us fans.. He quitted longtime ago na

DarkJeddi:
I've known Oliseh for 31 years..
Fought Amokachi for the Captain's band..
Fought and insult a Minister as a player.
He got booted out for gross misconduct as a Super Eagles player.
Vile piece of sh1t!
By the way, his younger brother was banned for life,from Nigerian National Teams for gross misconduct and insubordination..
So obviously it is a family trait.
So yeah, I know a thing or two about that piece of work..

You're absolutely right dude. The family has ego problem.. I know of a family and an ex super eagle player who Oliseh and the brother Churchill treated so badly because he(an ex- super eagle player) was a young lad trying to make it to the top. They even sent the father of the young lad away from their compound when the old man came to inquire about the son's journey to greatness. Since Churchill was the Agent then.

FashionCookie:
You see? And someone is here pricing for 15k! People get mind I swear.

That's why it's SM space.