₦airaland Forum

kerzhim:
Chelsea being the most difficult team to score presently, couple with the fact that Madrid has never beaten them will make tonight match a fantastic one. I am betting on ChelseaFC to win with 1-0.

Felason:
This Kanye and his weird stuffs.
Can't buy that shoe for two thousand naira .

Amotolongbo:
If you know what effect this kind of comment can have on the child later in the future, you won’t like it on your ward’s report card. When a potential employer sees it.

Best thing is to visit your ward’s school occasionally to ask about his/her comportment from the class teacher and not this nonsense on the report card

femi4:
Engineering drawing Eng 231

This guy struggled with borderline and title block till the end of the paper

Pk01:
...baba no bi say guys no dey read ooh ...for my school na 7 people dey graduate ooh ...my set is like na 10 people go graduate next year out 35 ...

haaa aaa on God!

Asadujames202:
Lol

Fist year
BIO 151
A prerequisite course

I failed
I caused it though


100 OBJ questions
Time Frame 1 hour


I used 5 minutes to tackle one question

Boom
Investigator, signalled 5 minutes remaining


Oh mine
I was still at number 30


Had to rush things through


Result came out

I got a well deserved miserable 35
That was an F ( red one though)

To further compound my woes
Extra one year
A gift for failing a prerequisite course





Following year went back to retake the course

I Refused to read this time around,


Exam over
Result out

Got rewarded with a B for refusing to prepare for the exam

Pk01:
guy e no rich maths/stat...na with E ,D and stable prayers and fasting guys dey take pass ....I no go that school again jor

toluleke:
I remember dubbing a guy then and there was one particular question he was answering which i had a little idea of i told the guy he is writing nonsense.. the guy replied ki iwe sha ti pun (just make sure you fill your book) I fail the course though since then i dey read enter exam hall. When i was in 500L the guy still dey take 100L courses e no dey take any course with us at all.

PrimadonnaO:
300 level! I crammed like mad! Got into the hall and blanked out.

It was the first time I understood what it meant to blank out.

People were codedly copying and whispering answers to each other, but I've never been able to do that stuff. Moreover I was at the front seat.

For like 15 minutes, I bent my head pretending to be sick!

Omo, I was crying o! I'd never felt so hepless. And I couldn't breathe! Literal heart attack. No jokes! It was like I was staring at failure and I couldn't do absolutely anything about it. I started muttering prayers! LOL!

When I was done weeping and praying, I braced up, forced myself to put down what I could put down. Had a C in that course.

It was particularly painful because I read that material. May history never repeat itself again!

shadelek:
Omo exam fever is real oo..
It all happened when I was sitting for ACC 409 (Principles and Practice of Auditing).
Man don read well until when I got to the examination hall.
Naso man forgot everything man read. At 400 level, I was shedding tears until when one of the invigilators told me to relax for some minutes.
Lol and behold, I made "C" in that course.
Kai, the cramming is not the best way to read for an examination, once you forget am like this, it'll take time to get it right.

chatinent:
Mine: Odogwu requested I helped him during our Statistics exams.

I told Odogwu he'll have to sit close because I wouldn't want anything to happen to a four-credit load papper. Odogwu obliged.


During exams, oga Lance (invigilator) made Odugwu sit far off from me. Now this was the problem. Odogwu was asking me to throw him “mgbo.” How could I? Sb who went through thick and thin to be in school rusticated after several years? I thought it over..and signalled he asked people around him.


I was done with mine.


As I made to submit, Odogwu got up angrily and without me realising, got my papper, torn it in my face and tore his.

I literally ran mad.

To make matters worse, he pushed my chest in challenge. My anger bar was full now.

I borrowed him a quick punch to his jaw..and we were separated.

Ha, I realised I have f-ed up for (1) Being an accomplice to attenpted malpractice, and (2) Fighting.


The Sarge tell us say make we zero the paper say we no write am. “In fact, assume you didn't take this exam” he resounded.

They took us to the front of the hall to stand and watch “reasonable students” finish their paper.

Oh, my last paper.

I literally cried.

After everything, and every sacrifice!



I was urinating sth else..with a mixture of anxiety, fear, and depression.


I was watching my dreams pass me slowly.


They took us pictures, and under duress, we were told to fill the malpractice form. Tears was flowing freely from my eye and wetting the papper.

My school paid invigilators some money (we heard ₦50k) for each students caught during malpractice.

Since my stay in the school, no one has survived filling a malpractice form.

They didn't let us explain.

Odogwu didn't mind. Las las he was no sad..after all no bi only am.


In mid-thoughts whether to go and learn tailoring, or open a barber's shop, Mrs Jacintha (God bless this woman) called me and asked why I wasn't writing.

She na senior lady for the school.

I explained everything without leaving any stones unturned.


She ordered I be reinstated, tore my already filled malpractice form, and yelled at the invigilators that “ they should have allowed me speak. I do not engage in malpractice, and I was a well-behaved student.” My heart somer-tumbled in joy!

Immediately, they sent for my Statistics lecturer which he affirmed..and even called the invigilators insensitive.


I had never felt so much joy.

That was the period I realised people are always watching you even when you don't really know.


Odogwu began shedding crocodile tears and begging for a revisit of his case and told them the truth, when they told him was the only key for revisitation.


I fear human beings that day. The same guy who was incriminating me!


Long story short...
He carried the course over instead of a rustication.



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Please, share yours.

KingLion007:
So Akwaibomite cant speak English huh?..

lilvicky68:
Most of them can't speak English fluently..always speaking their funny language..that's why they cling to their fellow Akwaibomite..

marvelck:
It's obvious, most akwa Ibom ladies don't like dating guys from another tribe or state. Their girls prefer dating their own guys....

Or is it cos of sex or just out of loyalty to their guys....

OlawaleBammie:


Nooo, they had already finished their work na and its time for dem to go meet their wives

None of the boys for my area dey run for me o cus dem no say i sure, na dem even go dey call me say abi i get work for dem??! No wori i go cnfirm am myself..shebi na lagos u dey



God forbid bad tin lodun tuntun, a no be agbero na


A be madrid fan o Issorite..na una president dey cause dia chaos for football..Make una go play una ESL alone na

OlawaleBammie:
Pls come, plsssss

All my boys don go na only me remain for store, and i need someone to help me offload my cocoa wey still dey road dey come. Plsss

OlawaleBammie:
Ogbeni je kin simi o, na work a dey do since morning a never even know wen a go go my house

Direct ur remaining questions to arsene wenger pls

Beckysexy:

OlawaleBammie:
I didn't talk about big in this context, am talking about levels

OlawaleBammie:
When it is tym for a European meeting, Nottingham forest will be invited but arsenal wont recv any invitation letter

OlawaleBammie:
Yea, u can only judge the prowess of ur school /institution by how it fare wen on loggerheads with other institutions

DSC7:
Premium tears? �.....

Gerald1050:
How una take de make ftc abeg

OlawaleBammie:
But not in same bracket with the likes of Milan, Inter, Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern, Juve, Liverpool



Even Ajax Amsterdam, Chelsea Benfica SL, FCPorto go question arsenal's place

OlawaleBammie:
This teams are olojukokoro


Especially that arsenal, how dey take include themselves still baffles me

Team wey no fit win Emirates cup for Emirates stadium con dey gumbody with the greatests of the teams in history, laurels and prestige